Massage Parlor Reports

[Turbodood]

I'm going to start walking into these places, hold up my phone with their ad and say, I'd like this girl for a massage. When they can't comply just turn around and leave.

Yes, exactly! What you will more than likely get is. "no no she not here today", "my grandmother work for her now" "chop chop flied lice ok?" LOL.

I hate deceptive ads, liars, thieves and posers.

[Dagny Taggert]

I'm going to start walking into these places, hold up my phone with their ad and say, I'd like this girl for a massage. When they can't comply just turn around and leave.

Chances are, no one will understand, much less get the point.

DT.

[PoolSideChair]

I hope the 22 year old add is wrong. She looks amazing for a 41 year old provider. Please report back to us on your visit!

[Politics]

I think you are totally confused. YGND and ELITE is NOT AMP / Massage parlors. YGND and ELITE are nothing more than a escort with a cover of a "massage". This is totally different. I and others are talking about Asian massage parlors that are an actual BUSINESS / STORE FRONT.

Obviously some just don't get the difference I guess. I and others can tell you the real business massage parlors this area sucks. You can find the best ones on the east coast like I said.

No, I am not totally confused. As I said, I agree with you on the AMP options especially in STL. But I was saying there are other good masssge options.

[TigerMan1610]

Has anyone seen her? I was going to meet her tomorrow but want to make sure she is legit.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...world/20313785

The same phone number was used in an ad for a 22 year old college girl.

[QueNine]

I'm going to start walking into these places, hold up my phone with their ad and say, I'd like this girl for a massage. When they can't comply just turn around and leave.

[ArmyGuy002]

Has anyone seen her? I was going to meet her tomorrow but want to make sure she is legit.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...world/20313785

[Downyonder]

Have you looked at BP today? They must have 20 ads up!

I was by there last week and then was told the information later that day. I will likely be near there and swing by to see if they are back open and get back here.

Sometimes BP ads are paid for in advance for some period so that may not be the most accurate way to tell. I will verify later.

[SimplyCool]

Sorry, I don't agree. Yes, the massage parlors here leave a lot to be desired, but there are good options (such as YGND, Elite). I travel a lot. There are better places for options, mostly in bigger cities and one the coasts, but there are certainly wastelands too. St. Louis is OK.

I think you are totally confused. YGND and ELITE is NOT AMP / Massage parlors. YGND and ELITE are nothing more than a escort with a cover of a "massage". This is totally different. I and others are talking about Asian massage parlors that are an actual BUSINESS / STORE FRONT.

Obviously some just don't get the difference I guess. I and others can tell you the real business massage parlors this area sucks. You can find the best ones on the east coast like I said.

[Politics]

No disrespect to anyone, but I have to say I find it amusing that even after myself and others have repeatedly said Massage parlors around this whole St Louis Region totally SUCK and not worth $10, that guys will read these reports and Yet STILL go spending big money and report major disappointments time after time after time after time.

SMH. I no longer have any empathy for anyone that keeps expecting more than what it is, crap massage with nothing to be happy about. Unless you like being massaged by woman old enough to be mom or grandmom, maybe that's your thing.

Just saying.

Sorry, I don't agree. Yes, the massage parlors here leave a lot to be desired, but there are good options (such as YGND, Elite). I travel a lot. There are better places for options, mostly in bigger cities and one the coasts, but there are certainly wastelands too. St. Louis is OK.

[QueNine]

VIP is closed again and according to my sources, will remain so. Taxes.

Have you looked at BP today? They must have 20 ads up!

[Sparky140]

Hell YES! Man I used to love that place. Wish something like that would come around again. Whoever got that up and running would be sitting on a gold mine.

What I really miss is the old "Free Spirit", couple of girls there really rocked my world. Julie was my all time favorite!

[Downyonder]

VIP is closed again and according to my sources, will remain so. Taxes.

[Downyonder]

I am pissed! Super pissed. It's my own fault but what a mistake. So I'm visiting NYC soon and I've been getting excited about the supposedly young hot Asian girls in the massage parlors up there. I got so excited that I mistakenly visited super spa this morning to get an early taste of my fantasys. What a nightmare!

I go in and am led back to a room by host lady. Then in comes my girl or women more like. She's not terrible looking but definitely not getting me excited. Super skinnny with fake boobs. Eh. Not my cup of tea. I get a table shower which is lovely. Go back in for some fake uncomfortable massage. After 10 minutes she says what you want. I say, how much? She says 160 for everything. I'm really not interested in everything so I say how much for oral. Anyway, I am stalling, kind of stuck here with this unattractive woman and she pressures me to get out My wallet and show her. I hate this, show.

Me show me pressure crap. She takes the 110 out of my wallet and says bring more next time. She comes back in, starts with covered oral, gets on top, switch to.

Mish and done.

I guess it's just me but doing a woman who.

Has the petite frame of a child, fake hard boobs and the face of.

A 50 something grandmother is not my thing. She is like some sort of mix matched.

Freak in my opinion. Pushy and not sensual. So I pay 110.

Plus 60 to the house for a.

Grand total of 170. Fuck! What a waste of good play money. I could have spent 30 and tried out the seeming beautiful and sensual Mia. These.

Dump in the wall Asian joints with old haggard women are the worst. If that's your.

Thing, then fine, do your thing but I feel like there is way better quality out there for a more affordable.

Price and less pushy bs. I haven't been down to centerville for over 10 years and I know why. I hope I don't ever return. What a waste. A damn shame.

Just goes to show, YMMV. I like Paula better but have seen Geena several times and had a nice time.

[Arutha]

I'm totally with you 100%. I really miss the old snl rub in Brooklyn!

Hell YES! Man I used to love that place. Wish something like that would come around again. Whoever got that up and running would be sitting on a gold mine.