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[The Lamb]

Long time lurker and first time contributor. Way long time ago I found this page that is super interesting and provides lots of Intel into current market. I decided to throw something from me.

I was on search of my first experience in MP and went to LOTUS on brookhurst. It was like 20 minutes before closing time when I got there and the moment I got in there was 2 girls there that were not very attractive so I immediately passed. Entrance fee was as everywhere. 4.

I drove to Stanton area and ended up in Temptation. The girl at front (or really in the small window / counter) was super cute and I was hoping for her to be provider. She collected. 4 and led me to room. Clean place.

My first lesson learned that evening was not to lay down naked without checking who your provider actually was. Older lady came in what I discovered after flip.

Paid. 2 tip for lame massage and had to confirm I don't want anything else like 10 times.

I won't repeat!

[PaperTiger24]

I know this may not belong in the "massage Parlor Reports", but I want to make a PSA as a thank you to some of the senior members who replied to my post.

There is a phone app I recently downloaded called "whisper". It is really meant to anonymously share secrets, but is often used to hook up. Met two girls off of it already, no cost, but did take some time, energy, and about 1 reply to every 10 messages. I also met a girl off there who "wanted to be spoiled". Ended up meeting up with her after she sent handfuls of nudes. She was pretty rough, and was much bigger in person than in photos, but I was already at Starbucks, so figured I would check it out. After watching her chain smoke and having enough small talk to find out she lives with her mom in an apartment behind where we met up, I ask her if we could go to her place since no one was home. She said yes but she wants money. I ask how much and she say $. Tell her way too much and I was thinking more like. 4.

We go back and forth a little bit, but she agrees with. 4 To be honest, I did not know exactly what I was in for so I was not prepared with cash (she made it seem like we were meeting on a date almost). Went to bank, as I stood at the ATM I was about 5 seconds away from changing my mind, but figured I would be cautious and alert to my surroundings so I could get off and have a great story to share. Went to her apartment, and went to her room. She got naked right away as did I and I put Jr in front of her as she did BBBJ and I FIV. After about 5 minutes of sloppy BBBJ, grabbed a hat and went to vag. She is big, so wasn't able to get as deep as I like, and due to her obesity and chain smoking, she wheezes as I pound her. At this point, I am disgusted with myself, but already in. So have to finish. I ask if I can go greek, and she nods and says ok. No extra $ either. I told her I want to CIM and she says ok but no swallow. I do and she ends up swallowing any, must of got excited and thought it was creme bule. Laid there and talker to her for a little bit until I decide I want to go again. BBBJ stage to Greece, where I finish shortly after. I went home and hung my head in shame for a while, but then was able to laugh about it as I was telling a buddy who frequents AMP and BP and was amazed by 2 pops, going Greece, and CIM for. 4.

This chick from HB?

[Jon Jones]

Sorry to be so blunt. Yes, I knew where 440 was but many would not. And last time I checked there were three AMPs on the second floor.

There's always a balancing between giving too much information and not enough. But the most important part of your post was the issue with the towels. LE doesn't care about how clean a place is. So, IMO, if your talking about issues not involving sex it's OK to give details.

Jon.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. You're a senior member and you don't know where 440 is? I'm just an occasional lurker and I know. Anyway, forgive me for thinking is was common knowledge. 440 Fair in CM.

[DutchTreat]

Good job! And nicely written report. I could almost hear her wheezing as I read about your conquest. I was worried that mom was going to show up and want a three way for an extra $20! LOL.

I have had zero success on the app, but then again, I over 55 years old and I am not very patient.

Once again, kudos!

Dutch.

I know this may not belong in the "massage Parlor Reports", but I want to make a PSA as a thank you to some of the senior members who replied to my post.

There is a phone app I recently downloaded called "whisper". It is really meant to anonymously share secrets, but is often used to hook up. Met two girls off of it already, no cost, but did take some time, energy, and about 1 reply to every 10 messages. I also met a girl off there who "wanted to be spoiled". Ended up meeting up with her after she sent handfuls of nudes. She was pretty rough, and was much bigger in person than in photos, but I was already at Starbucks, so figured I would check it out. After watching her chain smoke and having enough small talk to find out she lives with her mom in an apartment behind where we met up, I ask her if we could go to her place since no one was home. She said yes but she wants money. I ask how much and she say $. Tell her way too much and I was thinking more like. 4.

We go back and forth a little bit, but she agrees with. 4 To be honest, I did not know exactly what I was in for so I was not prepared with cash (she made it seem like we were meeting on a date almost). Went to bank, as I stood at the ATM I was about 5 seconds away from changing my mind, but figured I would be cautious and alert to my surroundings so I could get off and have a great story to share. Went to her apartment, and went to her room. She got naked right away as did I and I put Jr in front of her as she did BBBJ and I FIV. After about 5 minutes of sloppy BBBJ, grabbed a hat and went to vag. She is big, so wasn't able to get as deep as I like, and due to her obesity and chain smoking, she wheezes as I pound her. At this point, I am disgusted with myself, but already in. So have to finish. I ask if I can go greek, and she nods and says ok. No extra $ either. I told her I want to CIM and she says ok but no swallow. I do and she ends up swallowing any, must of got excited and thought it was creme bule. Laid there and talker to her for a little bit until I decide I want to go again. BBBJ stage to Greece, where I finish shortly after. I went home and hung my head in shame for a while, but then was able to laugh about it as I was telling a buddy who frequents AMP and BP and was amazed by 2 pops, going Greece, and CIM for. 4.

[OCDude714]

I know this may not belong in the "massage Parlor Reports", but I want to make a PSA as a thank you to some of the senior members who replied to my post.

There is a phone app I recently downloaded called "whisper". It is really meant to anonymously share secrets, but is often used to hook up. Met two girls off of it already, no cost, but did take some time, energy, and about 1 reply to every 10 messages. I also met a girl off there who "wanted to be spoiled". Ended up meeting up with her after she sent handfuls of nudes. She was pretty rough, and was much bigger in person than in photos, but I was already at Starbucks, so figured I would check it out. After watching her chain smoke and having enough small talk to find out she lives with her mom in an apartment behind where we met up, I ask her if we could go to her place since no one was home. She said yes but she wants money. I ask how much and she say $. Tell her way too much and I was thinking more like. 4.

We go back and forth a little bit, but she agrees with. 4 To be honest, I did not know exactly what I was in for so I was not prepared with cash (she made it seem like we were meeting on a date almost). Went to bank, as I stood at the ATM I was about 5 seconds away from changing my mind, but figured I would be cautious and alert to my surroundings so I could get off and have a great story to share. Went to her apartment, and went to her room. She got naked right away as did I and I put Jr in front of her as she did BBBJ and I FIV. After about 5 minutes of sloppy BBBJ, grabbed a hat and went to vag. She is big, so wasn't able to get as deep as I like, and due to her obesity and chain smoking, she wheezes as I pound her. At this point, I am disgusted with myself, but already in. So have to finish. I ask if I can go greek, and she nods and says ok. No extra $ either. I told her I want to CIM and she says ok but no swallow. I do and she ends up swallowing any, must of got excited and thought it was creme bule. Laid there and talker to her for a little bit until I decide I want to go again. BBBJ stage to Greece, where I finish shortly after. I went home and hung my head in shame for a while, but then was able to laugh about it as I was telling a buddy who frequents AMP and BP and was amazed by 2 pops, going Greece, and CIM for. 4.

[OCDude714]

Last night my brother was in town and he knows OC has a wide variety of AMP, so I had to show him a good time. Didn't have details of the famous F and see, so I settled for Lavender Spa which I found via BP. Paid. 4 to house and proceeded to a decent size room with door. Was informed 2 Latinas and 1 Asian. I like both flavors, so I did not care either way.

Shortly after being shown to the room Bianca came in. Went straight to hand gestures as to what I wanted and asked for. 16 Told her only have. 12, she agrees. YMMV on price, but I don't think it was going to get any cheaper for FS. Bianca has a pretty face, decent mom body (not fat, no belly, but not thin) and probably early 40's. She starts by lifting off dress (no panties, nice! And takes off bra. Attempts a massage of my chest and arms, but not enthusiastic and last all of 5 minutes. She puts on cover and proceeds with CBJ for about another 3+ minutes. Does CG for about 5 minutes and then asks if I want to switch. She lays down and go to Mish. Her lack of enthusiasm is a bit of a buzzkill, but she did know how to Kegel, so that was a plus. Finish, she cleans me up, and I get my bottle of water and leave.

My brother had Kimberly. She was shorter, a little thicker, younger Latina. He said FS not offered (but he did not ask!) so settled for a CBJ. He said she was very nice, personable, outgoing, liked to talk dirty and has an AMAZING ass. Set him back $ plus the. 4 to house.

Any questions PM me.

[PappyDoo]

I know this is only March but this must be a contender for the most useless post of 2016. No address and no name of the MP. (He couldn't look up the name before his post?

Thanks for the vote of confidence. You're a senior member and you don't know where 440 is? I'm just an occasional lurker and I know. Anyway, forgive me for thinking is was common knowledge. 440 Fair in CM.

[CudaMan]

Was in the area today so stopped in, got Lena BBBJ FS GFE Not a great looker but certainly enthusiastic. Stand up nipples.

Yep I would recommend.

[FatSnake07]

I've been here in Palm Springs for four days now and haven't really opened up to the area until today I was getting gas beside this blonde that I wouldn't have figured in a million years, but anyways I spoke to her and she instantly gave me a vibe as to she didn't want to just swap number and text LOL we ended up back at her hotel where she calmly sits and starts to talk asking me what I was in to, me being a pretty plain guy she rubbed me soo soft playing with every inch that matters anyway while asking me what more can she do for me at this point I'm about to explode so I put the condum on and pounded her for about 7 minutes even though I exploded in the the condum after 2 because her body is soo firm and tight.

The donations where very reasonable for the service, better than the conversation I've had in the past here I'm going to see her again when she's back in town for sure.

I'll gladly share the info HMU.

Fatsnake07 gmail.

[Sound7]

Newland:

Solid young providers. Facility change, offers body massage. Orientation?

Euclid:

Orientation in place.

Westminister:

Orientation in place.

Most places have multi visit orientation in place and some conduct same day orientation.

Info for the pm party.

[Sound7]

Could expanding demand for Taco why' put at risk for possible closure or change in management? Health or Building Safety action? Walk-in accepted regardless of appointment blocked time. A promised future make-up. Plenty of parking for taco clients, market is closed. Will this last? Will other taco shops in the area expand the menu? Good thing is the women traffic is increasing to the shop for the fitness taco. Will taco go out of style? Not likely!

Long live happiness.

The health department most likely shut them down. That place was nasty. I used to work as a health inspector back in the day and one visit there with a buddy awhile back in their food services restaurant area in the back I was thoroughly grossed out by their food handling techniques. Raw meat right next to cooked meat, rat turds and roach egg cases under the counter that I was digging out with the toe of my boot while in line. Needless to say I ordered nothing and split.

[The Tall Man]

Lurker who just joined to offer a PSA. 440 upstairs, Two letters, starts with an A (I honestly can't recall). Average v-girl gave terribly uninspired handiwork and afterward straightened up the VERY SAME TOWEL where it all took place. Upon seeing a stunned half-naked man asking if it was the same towel, she replaced it. Some of these places are very sketchy and you just have to assume at some point you're laying in someone else's goo, but to see it with your own eyes is kind of shocking.

Be careful ya'll!

I sometimes have pondered, as I sit naked on the table, that if I would bring a black lite and shine it, forevermore that would be the last time I step foot in an MP!

But then I realize that a good portion of the goo stains are mine, LOL!

The Tall Man.

[Hornilius69]

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[Jon Jones]

I know this is only March but this must be a contender for the most useless post of 2016. No address and no name of the MP. (He couldn't look up the name before his post?

Lurker who just joined to offer a PSA. 440 upstairs, Two letters, starts with an A (I honestly can't recall). Average v-girl gave terribly uninspired handiwork and afterward straightened up the VERY SAME TOWEL where it all took place. Upon seeing a stunned half-naked man asking if it was the same towel, she replaced it. Some of these places are very sketchy and you just have to assume at some point you're laying in someone else's goo, but to see it with your own eyes is kind of shocking.

Be careful ya'll!

[Connaisseur]

I used to see an older, Korean gal down there whenever I would venture way down that way.

I can't remember her name, but she would do a great massage with bbbjtcim finish.

Is she still around?

I believe that was the old Sartori Spa. That one had an older Korean, as did the one in Laguna Niguel, next to what is now Whole Foods. Been there a few times some years ago.

A couple of places off Moulton in LH also provided decent entertainment, but I haven't ventured out that way lately.