Strip Club Reports

[WaltK]

So about 100 bucks each visit?

That was about the average for me there. A little more or less depending on whether I did FS. Deanna occasionally discourages FS (who knows whether it is flo, BF, whatever? Claims she is worried about having her pussy blown out when she settles down.

[Lewk4]

Have been wondering where Envy from BTs (8 mile) went. . . Anyone know which club she's moved too or what her schedule?

[FourStroke]

Stopped into the Toy Chest last night and the curtains were still down so I walked right back out. BT's 8 mile has theirs still up does anyone know if Trumpps are up?

[Incognito1234]

At this point, I guess I really can call my posts a blog. So, readers, I have another installment (no pun intended).

Well, gentleman, my identity as Batman has been exposed and who knows I'm Batman? Kimberly.

After the experience I had the previous night, I thought about it several times during the day. What can I say? It was THAT good. So, since I'm on vacation still, I got up, got showered and decided "I'm going to Bogart's again". I had a goal in mind. Everyone has a drug of choice. Some people like meth and some people like heroin but my drug of choice has a name as well and that drug is named Kimberly.

So, I get there and the place isn't expecially busy. Maybe half full and as I look around, I see the talent is fairly average with mostly 6's and 7's and maybe an 8. I didn't see Amber there but I did see the little blonde that I mentioned last night, whose name I couldn't remember. Her name is Quill. For some reason, I thought her tits were larger yesterday but apparently, since I don't drink a lot, they may have looked bigger through those goggles. They're average or slightly larger than average for her frame but they are VERY nice. Firm with perky nipples. If you like little spinners with nice tits, you should probably put her on your "to do" list. Sadly, I didn't see Kimberly.

Still, I ordered a drink and was crowd watching. I have to say that the wait staff is very nice to me and the social activity is part of the strip club experience that I enjoy. Simone is very attractive and I've become especially fond of Rita, who I found out is her mother. In another surprising turn, Rita told me that Amber is her niece. Really? Rita is half hispanic and between looking at Simone, who doesn't look hispanic at all and Amber, who is a way hot blonde, I was kind of shocked. Rita explained that the mutts usually have attractive offspring. I have to say that there's one waitress, Chelsea, who's stunningly beautiful. Early 20's, high cheekbones, beautiful, dishwater blonde hair and a great smile. If I were younger and were to see her in a bar, I'd likely be intimidated enough by her looks that I probably wouldn't approach her. She did stop by and talk for a bit and I apologized if I seemed like a creeper, because I couldn't help but look at her. She was cool about it all and she's well aware of how attractive she is but there's no conceit whatsoever. She's very down to earth and modest and that just makes her all the more beautiful.

As I was talking to Rita, I mentioned Kimberly and that she wasn't there tonight. Rita told me "She's here, she's in the back". She was in the dancer's back room, not the VIP. My impression is that Kimberly is quite the social butterly. About five or ten minutes later, Kimberly walks out of the back room, comes over, sits down and says "You're the one who wrote all of that shit about me!" So, I'm thinking "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck". Apparently, while she's not active on the board, she does read it. I was outed and it was obvious, based on the detailed experience I'd written yesterday, that she knew it was me. At this point, there was simply no denying it. I had to own up to it.

Well, I'm thinking how I can worm out of the trouble I'm in with her because it was difficult to tell if she was really pissed about what I'd written or with the slight smile on her face, if she was proud. Maybe a little bit of both?

I went on to tell her that I'd written a glowing review and that I'd received messages about her from guys who were interested and that she should expect her popularity to increase in the near future. I told her that she was such a great experience, I couldn't help it. It turns out that she wasn't really pissed per se, she told me that she just didn't like it when I put the pricing up and he said that she usually charges $250 for that. So, guys, all I can tell you at this point is that if you have any intention of getting into Kimberly, YMMV. You'll have to negotiate pricing and services with her yourself.

She had to go up for another set and then she disappeared into the back room again after that. In the meantime, some of the other dancers stopped by. Quill sat down and talked for a while. She's way hot and has a lot of tattoos but it works well for her. I understand she's a bit crazy though. Whether that means she's a freak in the back room or just plain certifiable, I don't know - you'll have to find out and tell me. After she left, Veronica stopped by for a bit. She's very nice and facially has an appearance that slightly resembles Megan Fox. Quill ended up moving on and when Veronica was talking to me, I told her that I was planning on going in the back with Kimberly, to which she said "I love her, she's my friend". I heard a similar response from other girls about Kimberly too, so I get the impression that there's not the cattyness at Bogart's on nights that there is at other clubs. I also get the impression that the other girls are quite fond of her, so that seems to explain her frequent disappearances into the dancer's back room.

After my earlier conversation with Kimberly, I decided to pull up my post from here yesterday and reread it, because from what I remembered, it was a pretty fucking glowing review. Another fifteen or twenty minutes go by and another dancer, Armani stopped by. Armani has dyed red hair and resembles Geena Davis, when Geena was younger. I really enjoyed her company and had a great time talking to her. I did tell her that I was going in the back with Kimberly and not long after that, she left.

Between visitors stopping by, I was rereading my post from yesterday and about that time, Kimberly comes back out, sits down and says "Sorry, I was back there talking to another girl that I really like talking too". I'd mentioned to her that I was rereading my post from the previous day and she said "I want to read it". Apparently, she'd figured out who I was from my posts about the BS at H8 S. It turns out, she hadn't read the detailed experience that I'd written about her yesterday. I was kind of confused, especially when she pointed out the pricing that I'd listed. That was all kind of puzzling to me and I'm thinking that maybe someone else mentioned it to her? Regardless, I handed her my phone and she started reading the post. I'm thinking that she's going to blow up at any moment on me but that didn't happen. We talked about Samantha and other stuff that I'd written and experiences that I'd had with others girls in there, like Kelly, who as you may recall left me high and dry with my first and ONLY visit that I'll ever have with her but alas, I digress.

So, I'm watching Kimberly read yesterday's post and she doesn't seem upset by it all. In fact, I thought I noticed a smile on her face at one point. When she was done reading, she just kind of nodded and handed my phone back. She did mention that she's in a relationship and that she didn't want him to find out about what goes on at Bogart's and I just told her to tell him that I'm lying. Shortly thereafter was another set for her and then, back off to her visiting in the dancer's back room. I get the impression that the days she works there is as much of a social experience as it is a stripper experience for her.

Again, I'm back to another drink, sitting and talking and she comes back by a while later and in passing and says "We'll go back as soon as I finish my set". She goes up, finishes her set and we're off to the back room.

We get back there, I take my pants off, she takes her clothes and heels off and comes over to me, CG style. Of course, I can't resist moving my hands back to her ass, spreading her cheeks and putting a finger in her asshole. She was like that for a bit and then, I asked her to stand up, turn around and bend over. She says "Of course" and does so. Well, to those of you who are anal freaks or have an ass fetish, you'll understand what I'm saying perfectly but to those of you who don't have these inclinations, it may seem puzzling. Anyway, as Kimberly is bent over, I spread her ass cheeks apart and admire her asshole. As an ass freak, I have to say, it's a work of art. Aside from the fact that her ass is small and tight, I can't see even a hint of fat or cellulite on her ass or thighs and her asshole is perfect. Some are larger, some are different with no lines and hers, oh my. It's tiny, tight and triangluar. I'd go so far as to saw I'm in awe. I was unable to resist alternatively putting my fingers and thumb up her ass. It's exciting for me to know that not only does it get me incredibly excited but that she's getting some enjoyment out of it too. After doing that for a while, I ask if she's ready to get doggie style for me. She turns around and bends over the chair.

I start with my dick in her pussy. She's a very nice fit and was enjoyably wet and I'm still admiring and playing with her asshole as I'm fucking her. Eventually, I can't resist anymore, so I move my dick up and pop the head in her asshole. She has zero problem with it. The insertion is and steady and I'm immediately pumping back and forth in her ass. Aside from the enjoyment of seeing my dick go in and out of her asshole, I like to admire that she's head down and has her ass up high for me. Additionally, I can see the side of her face and as I'm looking down toward her, the expressions on her face just add to the enjoyment.

As I'm fucking her ass, I keep spitting on my hand and rubbing toward the top of her asshole to kind of lube it up a bit more and then, in my excitement, I put my thumb in her ass too. So, I'm fucking her ass AND have my thumb up it at the same and she's not flinching at all. In fact, she seems to be enjoying it as much as I am. After fucking her ass for a few minutes, I asked her to play with my balls to make me cum. I'm a guy who has a hard time cumming if the girl isn't playing with my balls. Some girls do it to hard and some, maybe a little too soft but she does it perfectly. So, I'm getting this great view of fucking her ass and every time she slides her fingers back and forth across my balls, waves of pleasure shoot up my spine. It took a bit but she had zero complaints and there was zero rush and that makes me even happier. There's nothing worse than going in the back with a girl who's trying to rush you or upsell you. Not her. Finally, I can't take it anymore and cum hard.

I pulled out of her and had to stand against the wall for a second to catch my breath. Yes, gentleman, for me, it was THAT good. I mentioned to her that she's like heroin to me. She kind of chuckled and started putting her clothes back on, as I put my pants back on.

People spend their vacation time doing a lot of things. Some go on trips, some stay around the house and some do other things. I have to say the best part of my vacation this week was the time that I spent inside Kimberly and it's fully my intention to spend more time there in the future.

Now, Kimberly, I know you're going to read this and all I can say is that, girl, you have some talent. YOU FUCKING ROCK! Damn, you make me cum hard!

Since you know who I am now, send me a message with your number or I'll give you mine, so you can let me know when you're available. I'd definitely like to see you outside of the club sometime.

As I allude to in all of my posts, guys, you have to understand that this story is a complete work of fiction.

[Incognito1234]

Sorry, I meant bare back greek, did she make you put on a condom before sticking your dick in her butt? If you came in her butt, I imagine she'd be dripping. Ha ha.

Bare back greek, huh? And just when I thought I was educated in the terms of the trade. Kimberly is a safety girl. Whether she'll do BBG with your or not, I don't know. You'll have to talk to her about that.

[Pussylicker2]

Is that big black girl or what?

Sorry, I meant bare back greek, did she make you put on a condom before sticking your dick in her butt? If you came in her butt, I imagine she'd be dripping. Ha ha.

[FourStroke]

I guess I don't understand the abbreviation. BBG? Is that big black girl or what? Kimberly is a short, thin, brunette (white girl) and yes, the total was $. 40. The initial $, plus another. 4 when she agreed to tour Greece. That was the deal we'd established the first time, thus is was the same deal the second time.

I think it's Bare Back Greek.

[Incognito1234]

So, was Kimberly BBG? What was the total (140)?

I usually go to Bogies first. They have really good food, and I strike out there more often than I do at H8 and. So I check out Bogies first, and if I don't find anything, I'm pretty sure I'll find something at H8 and.

Just a reminder to the newbies, bogies and H8 and both will give you a ticket to the other club. I usually have a ticket when I go to H8 and (as I usually go to Bogies first).

I guess I don't understand the abbreviation. BBG? Is that big black girl or what? Kimberly is a short, thin, brunette (white girl) and yes, the total was $. 40. The initial $, plus another. 4 when she agreed to tour Greece. That was the deal we'd established the first time, thus is was the same deal the second time.

[ALotNohsin]

Any word on the private club that was discussed few weeks back in Macomb county. Would really like to check it out. Can anyone pm me the info?

[Pussylicker2]

And so, another chapter begins.

So, was Kimberly BBG? What was the total (140)?

I usually go to Bogies first. They have really good food, and I strike out there more often than I do at H8 and. So I check out Bogies first, and if I don't find anything, I'm pretty sure I'll find something at H8 and.

Just a reminder to the newbies, bogies and H8 and both will give you a ticket to the other club. I usually have a ticket when I go to H8 and (as I usually go to Bogies first).

[FourStroke]

Yes it is same Paris but I got a pm from someone saying she was looking for some fun so I thought maybe she was back in acting. So this is why I asked again was hoping it was true.

If you happen to see her and she's still looking for extra cash would you PM me.

[FourStroke]

1. 5 k = $1,500.

So about 100 bucks each visit?

[Incognito1234]

If a waitress said that about me, I'd say "I'm going somewhere where I don't get insulted" and leave. And I wouldn't feel too sorry for Kayla, she could have bought your second drink herself.

A good strategy for us on the forum might be to all flat refuse to buy the second drink, but ask the dancer if she wants to buy it. If she doesn't, just leave, and say "This is the only club in Detroit that does this, I'm going somewhere else".

If the dancer does pay for the drink, get a bottled water and don't open it. The dancer can use it as part of her tip-out. Wouldn't that hack off the manager.

In defense of the bar, they might have big expenses in bribing the powers that be to be allowed to operate like they do. I wouldn't mind if they raised the VIP fee to 20, but the 2 drink crap is quite petty.

Remember now, YOU have to buy two drinks FOR YOURSELF. A dancer buying you one doesn't count toward the required minimum to go back.

I would mind if they raise the VIP to $20. That would be enough to make me not go back on principal alone and as someone else pointed out, more fees (or increases) would pop up. No thanks. The strip clubs are a nice convienence but there's plenty of other places I can go for pussy. Outside of my ATF and BP, without trying to pat myself too hard on the back, I'm not exactly an unattractive guy either, so dating is good too.

Having said that, I've always had problems with relationships. Oddly, I've found that women don't like it when you put your stuff in other women.

[Incognito1234]

And so, another chapter begins.

After my last couple of nights of no VIP action at H8's, I decided to go elsewhere, starting with H8 N and Bogart's. Now, H8 N and was more than half full and from what I saw, there were over ten girls working. Of the entire pool of dancers, only two caught my eye. Samantha and Veda.

Samantha or Sam as she's frequently referred too, is about 5'4", probably 125-130, long, bleached blonde hair, smaller tits and a nice ass. She does have several tattoos and personally, I like tattoos on a girl, unless they're on her breasts. I'm familiar with Sam. She was a regular dancer at H8 S for at least a couple of years, through the tenure of girls like Destiny and Tiffany and after that, she went to H8 N and and Bogart's and it appears that she still goes between those two clubs.

I've been in the back with Sam at H8's twice and can't say it was an especially good experience. It's tough negotiations with her and in addition, she counts songs as if they're gold and was a somewhat rushed experience. The first dance was getting to know the girl a bit and even though it wasn't great, I decided to do so a second time and it was a repeat of the first. Sam is nice to look at and all but there's no way I'd go for another performance with her.

The other girl that caught my eye was Veda. Veda is probably, 5'4", long, brunette hair and she's skinny, so I'd guess she weighs probably 120-125. She has small tits and a killer ass (nice, tiny and tight) In my travels, I've seen her dancing a couple of times at H8 N and I've always been curious how it would be but after asking about her on here and some internet searching, my impression is that it's not a great time. Specially if she's drunk. She did sit down to talk and was very nice but it did appear she'd had a couple. I remember asking another girl who works there about her a while back and the girl told me that Veda was popular but if you're going to get her, get her before she's drunk. Combined with everything I described, I thought better of asking her to go in the back. These last couple of days, I've wasted more cash than I've wanted too and I wasn't in the mood to drop another $ on an sub par back room visit with her. I finished my drink and decided to go to Bogart's.

Bogart's was surprisingly slow. On the weekends when I've been there, it's been hopping but tonight, there were only a handful of guys and about 10-12 girls there too. Of all of them, there were two that caught my eye and if anyone has any information about either of these girls, please post it or send me a message.

The first was Amber. Amber is a very hot bleached blonde spinner, who's very skinny with a nice, tight body. She has a few tattoos and the ones that stood out the most were what appeared to be black and white ribbon tattoos near her hips, toward her stomach. She has especially smaller tits with tiny nipples but her ass is so beautiful, it made me want to cry. The little black string bottoms that she complimented her ass perfectly. There was just enough to where it barely covered anything, other than the goodies. She was spending quite a bit of time with a guy who I assumed was her regular. Regardless, I was interested. I tipped her a $5 when she was on stage and she smiled at me a couple of times but she never came over. After she left the guy she was talking too, she went and talked to someone else. I don't feel like she was really ignoring me but she just never came over.

While she was on the main stage, there was another spinner on the side stage and I decided to go give her a $5 as well. This girl might have been five feet tall. She was very thin but she had good sized tits for her frame and of course, a very tiny, tight ass. Aside from her body, the thing that struck me most about her was that she was wearing a platinum wig like Natalie Portman did in that stripper movie she was in, whatever the name of it was. She was very nice and I told her to come see me.

Between her and Amber, I thought for sure the night would be a hit. Two hot girls and without question, one of them would be up for the VIP, right? Well, I probably would have done that, had it not been for Kimberly being there.....

Kimberly is a somewhat attractive, probably 5'2", brunette with long hair, a thin body, several tattoos, small tits that are slightly deflated from having children and a nice ass. Are you guys noticing a theme here on the type of girls that I like? Kimberly looked familiar to me but until she walked past once, it didn't click. Once she did, I knew she was who I wanted. Now, between the girls I've described and Kimberly, you may find it puzzling as to why I would pick her.

A few months ago, on one of the nights I just happened to be at H8 N, I saw her. Not much was going on that night, she looked bored and none of the girls that I normally saw were there, so I got her to come and sit with me. She's nice but it's cursory conversation and she seemssomewhat detached when you're talking to her. Truthfully, I can't blame any girl for being like that, after all, I'm just another random guy who comes in and wants to fuck her.

Anyway, it was a slow night that night and it was obvious that it wasn't a good one for her and that she was ready to go home. I offered $ to go in the back and she accepted. Well, I'm a fan of traveling to Greece and most girls aren't. Still, it never hurts to ask. While she was on me CG, I was playing with her asshole too. She seemed to get into it a little - no flinching, no problem. So, I spit on the middle finger of my free hand, moved it back, so I had both hands on her ass cheeks, spread them apart and inserted both of my middle fingers into her asshole up to the first knuckle. I looked up at her and it looked like she was enjoying it. I said something to her like "Are you an anal girl" or "Do you do anal" and her immediate response was, "Not for no $100 I don't".

Allow me to point out that as a veteran monger, my standard rate varies between $- $.20, depending on the girl. The exception to that rule is when they agree to getting their ass fucked. Again, most won't do it, some will do it without even asking for extra and others will but you have to pay extra. In truth, there has been a couple of girls over the years that just did it when we were in the back without even mentioning extra and maybe to their surprise, I tipped them umprompted for doing it. At this point, you may have figured out that along with the type of girl that I like, you also know what my favorite sexual activity is.

Back to Kimberly. I told her that I would give her an extra $40 for anal and she said ok. I got her doggie style and while I was fucking her pussy, I spit on my hand and started rubbing the spit on her asshole with my free hand. Then, I inserted one thumb, reached down and inserted my other thumb at the same time. So, I'm fucking her doggie style with both thumbs stretching her asshole apart. Again no problem, she seem to be getting into it from what I could see and hear. After a couple of minutes, I pulled my thumbs out, removed my dick from her pussy and started to slowly put it into her ass. I'm not especially hung, statistically being only slightly larger than average but regardless of that, she had no trouble taking it. Truthfully, I'm not even sure that it would have been necessary to go slow, because as soon as I got the head in and started pushing forward, she pushed back against me and easily, I was in her ass, balls deep. It was a beautiful site and she really seemed to get into it. I asked her "Do you like anal?" She said "Yes, I like it".

We were back there a few songs and while I was fucking her ass, she continued to push against me, all the way back. It seemed as though she was taking all of the dick I have and still wanted more. During this time, I reached around and started playing with her clit, before shoving two fingers in her pussy. She was very wet, so there was no problem there and she really seemed to enjoy it. Here I am with my dick up her ass, two fingers in her pussy and she's got a soft "oh" kind of moan going on. To finish the story, I pull my fingers out of her pussy, tell her to play with my balls to make me cum and she does exactly as I ask. Shortly thereafter, I cum. There's no two ways to say it: It was a fucking awesome experience.

After we were done, I asked for her number and when she was working again, because I knew I wanted a repeat experience. She wasn't a regular dancer at H8 N and was only up there that night, because a friend of hers was dancing. I asked herwhen she was working again and she said "whenever" and at my request, gave me her number, which I found out was a wrong number (maybe?) a couple of days later. It could have been a jealous bf texting back that I had a wrong number, whoknows? I went back to H8 N a couple of times after that to look for her but never saw her again. That is, until I was at Bogart's last night.

Now can you see why I chose to go back with Kimberly instead of trying to get more acquainted with Amber or the other blonde girl?

At first, Kimberly didn't recognize me, because I asked if she remembered me and she said no. When I reminded her of our experience, she said that she did remember me and I believe she was telling the truth. We chatted and I had more drinksthan I usually do but after a bathroom trip and her stage set, I talked about going back, telling her that I was interested. When I reminded her of the $. 40 price last time, she said "That's not cool". Now, as much as I enjoyed it last time, I wasn't going to spend over that at a club. If she wanted to make more than that, she'd have to see me outside of the club.

After her set was done, she disappeared for a while into the back. So, I was talking to the waitresses and had another drink and maybe ten or fifteen minutes later, she comes out, walks over to me and says "Are you ready?" so I said "Same as before?" She said "Yes" and we were off to the back room. Got a couple of chairs and moved them together (no bench style seating at Bogart's yet but I'm told they're supposed to be redoing them). She hopped on CG for about five minutes and I asked her "Are you ready to get doggie style for me"? She shook her head yes and it was a full repeat performance of the H8 N experience. There was no rush, no hassle, no upsell and in fact, it's one of the best experiences that I ever had at a club.

Apparently, Kimberly is a semi-regular at Bogart's, because when I asked her when she worked, I got a similar response as before. She some something like "Just Friday's". I'm not going to lie, I'm extremely tempted to go up and see her tomorrow too. I've been semi hard all night just thinking about it.

Having typed all of this, allow me to thank H8's. You see, had I not gone through all of the second drink bullshit from H8's in the last couple of days, I either wouldn't have been out tonight, due to have spending the majority of my monger budgetthere or had it been a normal night of going out, I would likely have just gone to H8's anyway. What I'm pointing out here is obvious. If H8's hadn't given me such a hard time recently, I wouldn't have been at H8 and or Bogart's and if I hadn't have gone to Bogart's, I wouldn't have seen Kimberly. Apparently, fate, with a little assistance from H8's, allowed me to fuck Kimberly in the ass again.

Furthermore, it goes without saying that I see Bogart's getting more of my business in the future. My work schedule varies a lot, so I'm out during the weeknights sometimes and even with Kimberly not working, there's at least two other blondes that I want to explore over there. If the stars align for me, maybe I'll get to fuck Amber in the ass too.

Oh yeah -just a reminder, gentleman. The story you've just read is merely a dream. You have to assume that I've hit my head on some plumbing and it's a figment of my imagination gone wild.

Having said all of that, someone message me with details about Amber!

Happy Mongering.

[SaulDurian]

Am I reading that right, $150,000 each year?

1. 5 k = $1,500.