Massage Parlor Reports

**Bloozer** · 02-21-16 15:28

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Have you read thru the forum at all?

I'm looking for buried treasure. Who can tell me where to dig? And can you loan me your shovel!?

NJ.

Ha Ha Ha! O my gawd, I love it! We now have "Dig and Shovel" to go along with "Will Linklater" As I said before. We need to start compiling a USA Sexguide list of acronyms!

**NoseJelly** · 02-21-16 12:56

Originally Posted by Oscar007 [View Original Post]

Looking for a good massage with some extras. Who is good?

Have you read thru the forum at all?

I'm looking for buried treasure. Who can tell me where to dig? And can you loan me your shovel!?

NJ.

**LuvRubs** · 02-21-16 11:07

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**Oscar007** · 02-21-16 02:11

Looking for a good massage with some extras. Who is good?

**NoseJelly** · 02-21-16 00:40

Ah yes, I remember just a few years ago when East West was on Byron Cntr near 44th and they actually had some talent with massage skills. Very little up sell and a relaxing atmosphere. Back when Joy worked there and the younger girls weren't all doped up yet.

Now they moved to a freaking strip mall on 28th st! A sterile, uninviting place with a bad vibe and absolutely NO Talent!

Brings a Monger to tears I tell ya.

NJ.

**LuvRubs** · 02-20-16 15:43

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5449422241.html

Wondering what (if any) info there is on this place. Standard AMP or better? One always hopes, of course, but if any of you are familiar let me know, many thanks.

Mong.

I went there over a year ago, it is a standard AMP but at least it's not a Blessings.

**HarryHood** · 02-20-16 15:26

Originally Posted by Tom70 [View Original Post]

I haven't been there, so I can't offer any specifics. But I'd be willing to guess that unless you also see them posting ads under an "adult" section (like on Backpage) then they almost certainly do not offer extras.

On a side note, I have noticed more than a few MPs that advertise in the adult sections, but clearly do not offer extras. That is total bullshit IMHO. Am I right?

You can get HE at this asian mp on E. Paris, but it's probably YMMV. Just pull your towel off on the flip, they'll get the drift.

**Tom70** · 02-20-16 11:51

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5449422241.html

Wondering what (if any) info there is on this place. Standard AMP or better? One always hopes, of course, but if any of you are familiar let me know, many thanks.

Mong.

I haven't been there, so I can't offer any specifics. But I'd be willing to guess that unless you also see them posting ads under an "adult" section (like on Backpage) then they almost certainly do not offer extras.

On a side note, I have noticed more than a few MPs that advertise in the adult sections, but clearly do not offer extras. That is total bullshit IMHO. Am I right?

**Mongerlian** · 02-19-16 19:36

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5449422241.html

Wondering what (if any) info there is on this place. Standard AMP or better? One always hopes, of course, but if any of you are familiar let me know, many thanks.

Mong.

**FastHustler** · 02-19-16 11:08

I have not seen her in a long time it was nice to see her again I love Spanish women she did a excellent job and gave me the full time! Not as good as Anita (did not get up on the table with me) but she gave me the full time and for that I will for sure be back I know her boss reads the forums so I will not go into detail here as I want to see her again LOL.

**Tom70** · 02-18-16 23:43

Originally Posted by FunnyGuy3467 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a massage today at east west and did an hour massage with Layla. She's upscale but knows exactly how to leave you replenished and fully satisfied. The massage was okay, but the flip was even better. She seemed to be pretty shy, didn't talk much but her touch itself was amazing. Big boobs, nice butt, and allows some roaming. I plan to see her again.

That place is a dump, and the chicks are fucking messed up.

**Benz1** · 02-18-16 14:53

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs!

Not just 2 guys, 2 newbies that only have 2 or 3 posts about the same girl.

Log in, Click on their names for a drop down menu and Click on view all posts.

This will tell anyone that is a member of usasexguide the whole story.

Join today, become a member and see what we see.

It pays to be a member of USASEXGUIDE.

Benz1.

**Bloozer** · 02-18-16 14:01

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs!

And I don't know where she is, 'cause I don't know her!

**OrdinaryJo** · 02-18-16 11:51

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.

I saw her in a little apartment on the west side maybe 18 months ago. Dirty apartment, kept her eyes on the TV, apartment was very drafty and there were kids hidden in there. One popped out as we were working on the ending. Definitely not recommended.

I too am surprised she still advertises. I guess there is a lot of "dumb money" running around.

O-Jo.

**NoseJelly** · 02-18-16 01:30

Originally Posted by MrWise [View Original Post]

Saw Layla today and boy it was everything I needed! Great conversation and an awesome touch! I really enjoyed seeing her! She smelled and looked really good and was worth the time if I say so myself. Massage was average. HE was excellent she knows how to get the job done. I was allowed to touch a little. Very nice boobs and very playful. I will return.

Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs!