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[OlderFunGuy]

Met up with Kari Friday morning. Went to Perkins for a nice breakfast and then back to the OFG residence. Well, some of you may know that OFG has two favorite things: first is tall sexy slender blondes. Second is eating one. She does not disappoint in either regard. With her boots on we are eye to eye and I am 6' 1". Weighed her in at 128.5. Just like last time, came dressed beautifully, nicely made up. She obviously takes her time to look good. Very nice personality and I enjoy her company, in and out of the bedroom. We had planned on taking a few pics, but due to time constraints, just took this one. Stay warm and have a great weekend. OFG out.

[Member #5286]

And what does this mean for the people that legitimately know her? Is it illegal to be the cousin of an escort or a friend or a friend of a friend? Is it it illegal for her to put your number in her phone?

What it means for the legitimate people is that they're probably going to end up having to take time out of their day to have a conversation with LE. I'm not in any way implying that knowing one of these girls is a crime. Even if they know she's a provider and suspect you're full of shit when you give a bs reason for your number being in her phone you're not going to get arrested. It's all about avoiding contact with LE. That's it. I suspect the guys that don't think it's an issue are probably single so they're not as worried. If being on LE's radar isn't a big deal to you, and the possibility of having them stop by and talk to you is on your list of fun things to do with your free time, go for it. I get it. You're thinking they're not going to get me on anything, so what's the big deal? Personally, I don't even want that conversation happening in the first place. But that's just me. Ok. This horse has officially been beaten to death. We all do what we think is best for our given situations. Stay safe.

[DaveDream]

Is starting to be a waste of my time. Any favorites out there from other sites or UTR? Inbox me. Thanks DD.

[RolandDeschain]

And what does this mean for the people that legitimately know her? Is it illegal to be the cousin of an escort or a friend or a friend of a friend? Is it it illegal for her to put your number in her phone?

Do you want to have to explain WHY a number that traces to you is in her phone? Obviously a relative can be eventually identified as such. The best solution is to not have the 'real you' attached to her in any way.

[Member #5297]

Last summer there was a situation where a provider's ex husband was shot dead, supposedly in the same house she was using. I don't know what ever came of it, but there's a discussion somewhere on here about it. I'm guessing they had a long talk with her, and who knows, if they had reason to maybe even looked into her phone records. Is that a likely situation to end up in? No, but I bet anyone that's on here that saw that report were shitting their pants thinking I didn't expect to ever be in this predicament. Would you want to get the call asking why your number was in her phone and why you had spoke with her recently, right before a murder?

More realistically, what about an overdose? That's not out of the question at all with some of these girls. Sure you might be able to prove you had nothing to do with it or weren't there, but again, is that a conversation you really want to have with LE when you could have just gotten a burner? Even if they can eventually trace it, it could buy you time. What I mean is, if there's a break in the case before they get around to tracing your phone, talking to you might end up being irrelevant. They might talk to the easier people to track down first and find what they're looking for. It's cheap insurance is how I look at it.

And what does this mean for the people that legitimately know her? Is it illegal to be the cousin of an escort or a friend or a friend of a friend? Is it it illegal for her to put your number in her phone?

[Slick Banister]

Probably good to pay in cash for a burner and don't put in any personal info. I think it would be difficult to prove that the one purchasing it was the one using it. Do it every few weeks? Months? Destroy.

The less you tie your real identity to this hobby. The better of you are. (See my post in the "news" thread to understand why I dredged up this old post).

[DieselMike]

What does Ccap mean?

https://www.wicourts.gov/casesearch.htm

[Lebruno]

Well, 60 seems reasonable for hh than 160.

However, the code $. 6 means 160.

Its clearly explained at the Front Page - http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...=Abbreviations.

Speaking of ad code words I have one to add:

"No Law Enforcement" = I'm very Naive.

Question: Forum code words: When I see $. 6 for hh in this forum does it mean 160 or 60?

[ScooterAllCity]

Speaking of ad code words I have one to add:

"No Law Enforcement" = I'm very Naive.

Question: Forum code words: When I see $. 6 for hh in this forum does it mean 160 or 60?

Sixty $60.

[HornyMF]

36 years old, long disturbing Ccap. Phone ties back into BF's FB. She's on his friends list. I saw 5 between the two of their lists I recognize from previous searches off of BF so they all must be in this together.

Looks like at least two kids. Some friends names I recognize from recent inmate rosters.

What does Ccap mean?

[WilluEatMyJizz]

This is so funny but most are so true.

I thought of two more I'm curious what you would put for what the code is for.

NO AA.

NO one under age of 30.

I was browsing other cities and found this list and thought it may give a laugh or two and enlighten others.

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, myredbook.com's pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[Racine]

I have an addition for the Milwaukee market:

Downtown = shitty neighborhoods west and north of downtown.

I was browsing other cities and found this list and thought it may give a laugh or two and enlighten others.

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, myredbook.com's pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

. . .

Measurements = large.

[MattGraebel]

Could easily be 18 and a senior. Or 17 and 11 months and dangerous as hell. Cute girl. Tats were "there" in a FB pic from August and not on a FB pic from Nov 2015. Makes me think that they were henna or henna like.

SC.

Maybe I caught her on a bad day I tried calling her this afternoon and got a voicemail with a guy's voice and name. I called a few hours later and a guy answered the phone who she claims is her uncle I won't be calling this one again.

[RustyCage]

I was wondering if anyone has a secret to setting up a successful appointment with Baby Bunny I noticed her reviews here are hit or miss and the reviews on ter are all good I sent her what she wanted and then I don't here back from her I've tried calling her as well and her vm is always full I'm started to think that it is a guy just collecting pictures or Is it a women collecting them I think I have officially given up on trying to meet her I have also given up on Kate.

I tried last fall twice to meet up with Baby Bunny. Then shortly after Christmas I tried one more time. I text and called, no reply to either.

[BadGr54]

Speaking of ad code words I have one to add:

"No Law Enforcement" = I'm very Naive.

Question: Forum code words: When I see $. 6 for hh in this forum does it mean 160 or 60?