Happiness

[ExitOnly]

Thanks for another honest description of Rebecca. You thought correctly, she is definitely a 40+ year old MILF and most definitely has a pooch despite what the usual suspects may write about her now that she is at Happiness. If you search the word "Joanne" in the Roses thread you'll see that she was always said to be a MILF. But just wait until she jumps ship to another AMP then the same guys praising her now will start pointing out her pooch and telling us she's old. Happens all the time like clockwork.

I think you might be right. I saw Rebecca before and she was nice but some reviews are so over the top I started to wondered if I had the same girl. You don't think they are getting something for the raving review or are they just trying to kiss happy's ass literally.

[In Da Mixx]

So true. Went to see her, she doesn't know me from Adam but she gave me a great time. I think I might have found the sweet spot where they don't chase you out of the table shower but it might just be because they weren't that busy. 2 great things today were 1) no rush from the table shower and 2) I got my full hour. I love Rebecca's natural boobs. They felt great. Two things I love is when a girl grabs my hand to grab her boobs or rub her pussy and Rebecca did that. Nani and Dallas at Rejuve does this all the time and I love it. All the girls at Empire did this because Ivy told them to. LOL The other thing is not complain she is tired. Rebecca has a lot of energy. She did a lot of cowgirl and RCG. She gets super wet like Sugar at Rejuve. She let me DATY for as long as I wanted without scolding me on how she wants it done. I love her warm pussy juices. She BBBJ for a long time. As long as I wanted. She asked me if I wanted foreplay or to get right to the act and I prefered the foreplay. She compliments me a lot and makes me feel like the man. Would repeat for sure. Menu was DFK, DATY, FIV, BBBJ, and CFS in multiple positions. English very good.

Thanks for your honest review,I've only seen her once but your spot on with your review, will repeat again!!

[AmpAddict808]

Thanks for another honest description of Rebecca. You thought correctly, she is definitely a 40+ year old MILF and most definitely has a pooch despite what the usual suspects may write about her now that she is at Happiness. If you search the word "Joanne" in the Roses thread you'll see that she was always said to be a MILF. But just wait until she jumps ship to another AMP then the same guys praising her now will start pointing out her pooch and telling us she's old. Happens all the time like clockwork.

I noticed after I made my honest post about Rebecca that about 4 or 5 posts were made over the next 2 days with purely positive reviews. Even one took exception to mention that she had no pooch. Coincidence? Go figure. If it's intentionally done then Happiness can lose business from new customers that come in and get disappointed and then never come back. Kind of like false advertising. While if the reviews at Rejuve are all spot on, then those lost customers will end up always patronizing Rejuve. Any service business needs a regular customer base to survive. Of course, I'm only conjecturing.

[SirRegal]

Hi Guys,

Long time lurker here that appreciates the forum and all the input of it's members.

Quick question though about Happiness.

Are table showers standard there?

I've been to Kison, Rejuve, Empire, Mayflower. And never got a table shower before.

Thank you in advance.

I think I've gotten a table shower every single time I went to Happiness. Kison and Rejuve have stand up showers only.

[SlamDunkChamp]

I couldn't get an appointment at Rejuve. Just got the answering message. Was too horny to call it a night so broke down to use those exposed stairs at Happiness to check it out. I must have looked strange wearing a hat and dark sunglasses at night. LOL. First time I've been at the new location. I chose Rebecca. Taller Chinese. I think she's a MILF as she has a stomach pooch. Service was okay but not at the same level as Shiny's. She may appeal to other mongerers. Won't repeat and rather spend my money for Shiny or Nara at Roses.

Thanks for another honest description of Rebecca. You thought correctly, she is definitely a 40+ year old MILF and most definitely has a pooch despite what the usual suspects may write about her now that she is at Happiness. If you search the word "Joanne" in the Roses thread you'll see that she was always said to be a MILF. But just wait until she jumps ship to another AMP then the same guys praising her now will start pointing out her pooch and telling us she's old. Happens all the time like clockwork.

[DrMajikLuv69]

Sasha is beautiful. As mentioned in some of the reports in this forum thread below, Sasha is a 10. There are many beautiful girls out there and TEHO, and BIITEOTB. I generally look for the beauty in all girls, that just naturally being optimistic. I rather look for the good, see the beauty than look for flaws. I guess it depends on your personal reference and prior experiences, cultural and social upbringing. Example I find the tan asian girls, like Dallas, Hilton, Jordan, attractive. Some asian cultures don't find a tan skin asian girl attractive, but TEHO.

Being mindful of the concept of TEHO, and ending this report with TEHO. The validity of the rater needs to be taken into consideration. There are many factors that can contribute to rating looks on an AMP model. Some of the factors include 1) BMI, how tone or how fat she looks. 1 b) cellulite? 2) Proportion and symmetry of the entire physique. Hips to waist ratio, Breast to waist ratio. There are some inherent genetics factors that cannot be changed Ex; like the height of the person, color of the eyes, and bone structure, etc, unless alternated surgically or chemically. However these factors can be covered by make up. Applied correctly; make up does wonders. 3) Age is a factor, and normally youth is a strength. If you have a 19 year old versus a 45 year old vixen; both with similar genetics, height, weight, BMI, and same make up application, same hair, same dress, etc. Most of the general public will pick the youth over maturity, thus there is an age limit for the Miss Universe, and most other pageants. Some contest and pageant have age categories, example like a "masters category" versus a "open competition category". TEHO and I would rare a girl a 10 if she has developed her genetic potential to be the best possible person she can be physically. There are other methodologies regarding measuring female beauty but TEHO. Cheers!

[PoundThePoi]

Hi Guys,

Long time lurker here that appreciates the forum and all the input of it's members.

Quick question though about Happiness.

Are table showers standard there?

I've been to Kison, Rejuve, Empire, Mayflower. And never got a table shower before.

Thank you in advance.

[ExitOnly]

I think a lot of people will be in for a surprise going in thinking Sasha is a 10 in looks based on all the glowing reviews. Glad you pointed that out. Her pix are well posed and photographed.

Just like w cars, food and drinks. Teho. Sasha is not the most beautiful woman I have ever met but she is the sexiest. I like everything about her but you might not. She is a very intelligent but she will down play that.

[Bikini]

It's always TEHO when it comes to looks and preferences so you must consider the rater when evaluating whether or not the girl is one you might like. Also, lots of times, especially with the younger mongers, the age of the girl affects the L rating, which it doesn't for me, but can be misleading. So RTFF and note the screen names of the guys who report and keep in mind how they rate the providers.

Also, click on their name then "view forum posts". Perhaps they have reported on someone you know and you can compare their taste with yours. You can also get an idea of the quality of their posts by measuring the amount of bs they give.

[Kalani69]

Whoa. Better looking than Page and Lexi? TEHO I guess.

It's always TEHO when it comes to looks and preferences so you must consider the rater when evaluating whether or not the girl is one you might like. Also, lots of times, especially with the younger mongers, the age of the girl affects the L rating, which it doesn't for me, but can be misleading. So RTFF and note the screen names of the guys who report and keep in mind how they rate the providers.

[Corvette808]

Happy texted me today and told me that Bebe was gone. Just a heads up.

[SirRegal]

I totally agree. In this case unless something strange has happened, she IMHO was better looking than the pictures. I expected the pictures to be a best case scenario and just hoped they were semi-representative of her. When she entered I thought she was better looking than any AMP girl that I had seen (includes Page, The Cindy, and Lexi). I was not disappointed in the slightest.

Whoa. Better looking than Page and Lexi? TEHO I guess.

[GrateFu]

Yup, can't rely on reviews. Always have to go see for yourself before committing the funds.

I totally agree. In this case unless something strange has happened, she IMHO was better looking than the pictures. I expected the pictures to be a best case scenario and just hoped they were semi-representative of her. When she entered I thought she was better looking than any AMP girl that I had seen (includes Page, The Cindy, and Lexi). I was not disappointed in the slightest.

[Gratai808]

I think a lot of people will be in for a surprise going in thinking Sasha is a 10 in looks based on all the glowing reviews. Glad you pointed that out. Her pix are well posed and photographed.

Yes SirRegal, I am sure people will agree and disagree with me which is fine. I just feel a 10 should be reserved for someone drop dead gorgeous. Again she is very cute, but not quite a 10. I think if her acne got better and if she used a better wig or just had her regular hair done up, I'm sure it would bump her up to a 8. 5-9. Still though not a 10 which I hope I will find possibly at Rejuve, since I hear so many reviews about them looking like import models! Any girls at Rejuve offer MSOG, lmk fam! I'm a big fan of MSOG girls! Haha!

[Idusixtyning]

I think a lot of people will be in for a surprise going in thinking Sasha is a 10 in looks based on all the glowing reviews. Glad you pointed that out. Her pix are well posed and photographed.

Yup, can't rely on reviews. Always have to go see for yourself before committing the funds.