Happiness

[Satyr808]

Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?

That's easy BBFS no CIP and Greek if you are small enough. Of course this does not apply to any provider in particular lol.

[Brudda1]

Forgot to add that it wasn't with Connie, I'm sure we can guess who it was with reading past reviews.

Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?

[Brudda1]

I got BBFS at happiness, a few times. BBFSCIP with one of them. Almost got Greek as well but she said my dick too big LOL. Don't hear that often!

Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?

[FireBird1388]

Hi gang. Just wondering, thanks in advance.

[Cheapo]

Thanks for your report on Connie. Her pics look awesome but now I know she is also a awesome provider too. Got a big be-day coming up so will add her to the list of candidates.

Like big tits with GFE. Anyone else I should consider?

OK! Finally I have a few minutes to write a proper review of my recent session with the amazing Connie. She already has lots and lots of rave reviews, so if you're bored with reading about how beautiful she is and how unparalleled her service is, you can just skip this little tribute!

I first saw Connie on her first day at Kison one year ago! I think I saw her three times in her first two weeks. It's pretty obvious that she made a great impression on me. Since she came to Happiness, I have dropped by at least a dozen times, in hopes of hooking up with this little wonder. No luck! She was always booked solid! I finally texted The Hapster and set an appointment two days early. She told me it was all set so when the time came I ran up the stairs with a smile on my face. Hugs and kisses from Happy and Mama led me to the room. Stripped down and put on the towel- don't know why, but I was feeling a little nervous. She was freindly as we greeted each other, but no fireworks! Off to the shower, where she asked me to lie on my back, which was a first for me. She was still wearing her sexy little black dress as she thoroughly washed me off. I was very clean and so was little Mondo, but he was just laying there. Then Connie asked me to turn over, and everything changed as soon as I did. She stripped off her little black thing and started to wash me all over, occasionally lightly brushing her magnificent breasts on my back and legs. By this time, little Mondo was ready to explode! Quick rinse, then she went for the Nuru gel and the serious fun began. When she climbed onto the table and slid the length of my body and kissed my ear, I could feel her punani on my butt and her boobs on either side of my neck. She moves so smoothly and her touch is so sensitive and sexual that each and every thing she did increased my level of arousal! Jesus! It took every bit of self control I could muster to keep from rolling over and fucking her right then and there, but I knew from experience that it would be even "greater later"! We spent a long time in that shower and we did a whole lot of wonderful things. Happy has turned on a lot of girls to the magic of nuru and many of them have gotten very good at it, but none of them ever came close to the incredible nuru session I had with Hap at 109. That is, until Connie! Not only was this the hottest nuru session I've had since Happy, the rest of the session was way above and beyond anything I've experienced since Happy hung up her spurs and Paula left town. What am I saying? Connie is a monster, in the same league a Paula and Happy! I can't think iof higher praise!

Eventually we made our way back to the room. We stretched out on the bed and kissed and stroked eack other. She started to move south, and as much as I wanted her BBBJ, I stopped her momentarily so I could taste her beautiful breasts. I have to confess, I find them irresistable. I find everything about her irresistable, but those chi-chi's are perfect! When you combine her beauty with her skills, it's just too much. GFE can't begin to describe how sensuous this woman is. Her BBBJ and other oral magic tricks kept me on the edge of orgasm for the longest time, then we switched places and DATY on her was another huge turn on! I like to go slow and she seemed to love that! She was in no hurry to get where we were going- we were both surely enjoying the trip! She eventually got so wet that I was forced to fuck her. I teased her a bit by sliding junior up and down on her slippery lips and then pushing a little til the head popped in. It felt so good especially when I felt her start to squeeze! Not trying to brag, but I'm a little longer than average, and when I was easing my way in (and out) of her pulsating pussy, I witheld the last couple of inches until I was sure she was completly ready, and when she was she actually pulled me all the way in. Each time, I pushed that last couple of inches all the way in, I could feel her body go completely electric! Her hands never stopped moving- lightly stroking my back and my butt, then my thighs, When she got to my balls, I almost lost it! We switched positions a couple of times- it was all a blurr of pleasure! She looks so great in the mirror and, when she comes, her face has the most lovely glow! We finally came together in sideways doggie- it was super intense. We both lay there twitching for the longest time. Then she was still! I was still inside her and stayed in there for at least 10 more minutes, which is something I've never done before! I'm usually up and out of there when I'm finished, but this felt so good! After awhile, I put my hand on her diaphram to make sure she was still breathing. I was afraid that maybe I killed her (Happy wouldn't like that). Thank God she was just fine, so I just stayed like that and enjoyed the feeling. Now, I'm not exactly sure how it was for her- seemed like she had a real good time and came a lot til she passed out, or maybe I just bored her to death so she fell asleep! The best part came when she woke up and rolled over, took me in her arms and gave me the sweetest kisses I've had in a very long time!

[Cosmic Kid]

I see alot of people give poor DrMagikLuv69 grief over his choice to leave some of Sasha's menu items to himself. Why? That's completely normal practice for popular providers who are comfortable with their regulars. She's not the first and she definitely won't be the last. She's definitely one of my favorite girls at Happiness. I've seen her several times at Happiness and she's one of the few providers on the island who can satisfy me.

She's adorable little minx. While they are not for everyone, I think her wigs are great. Her tits are man-made but pleasant to look at, and she's got a good tan. She has some acne, which I'm sorry to say is common with ALOT of asian women, which they all hide with makeup (which actually keeps the acne from getting better, it's a vicious fucking cycle). They all got it gentlemen, she just happens to have a crazy workload cause you guys can't keep your hands off her, she gets little time in between dicks to reset herself. She This girl is a consummate professional and works hard to keep her clients happy.

L - 9. 5 I'd say her looks are a 9. 5 (She works hard to hide the skin flaws, if her skin was naturally flawless I might give her a 10, I like petite spinners) She's not bony though. She's got a nice firm ass to grip onto and her man mades are pleasant.

A - 10 She works hard, she knows she's popular but doesn't let it go to her head. She tries to give a consistent fantastic baseline PSE for even the first timer. For people she's seen many times and she's very comfortable with like myself and obviously DrMagik it's even better attitude. It's not just PSE but PSE / GFE mixed together in healthy doses.

S - 10 Look the PSE has been stated by everyone who's had her. Her BBBJ, deep rimming, ball licking skills are phenomenal. And when it comes to sex this girl can grind with the best I've had. AND There's alot more there. And it really a YMMV thing. If you don't have chemistry with her, then hey, it just wasn't meant to be. But I'm pretty fucking creative and I'm running out of positions and ideas to try out with her. I'm going to have to start sharing notes with people in a DM maybe. But seriously, stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items. All you really need to know is do they (dfk / lfk, BBBJ, BBBJCIM, rim, bls, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, msog, GFE, PSE, DATO, DATY, FIA, FIV, italian) anything past that and alot of the stuff on that is YMMV. And if you want it, maybe you should be seeing that provider more than a few times. But if you are cycling through all the providers then, what can I say?

- Hiker"john" out.

Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?

[Ogohunter]

Yes now I see what your talking about, haven't fuck this porn star in a couple of years,since she was at Empire, her service was total PSE!!

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...piness/5524569

What was her porn name again?

[Johny Walker]

Sneaky little Miss Happy has a few superstars arriving in the next week or so! Big time fuck-babies!

Now I see what your talking about, haven't fuck this porn star in a couple of years,since she was at Empire, her service was total PSE!!

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...piness/5524569

[Hikerj]

I see alot of people give poor DrMagikLuv69 grief over his choice to leave some of Sasha's menu items to himself. Why? That's completely normal practice for popular providers who are comfortable with their regulars. She's not the first and she definitely won't be the last. She's definitely one of my favorite girls at Happiness. I've seen her several times at Happiness and she's one of the few providers on the island who can satisfy me.

She's adorable little minx. While they are not for everyone, I think her wigs are great. Her tits are man-made but pleasant to look at, and she's got a good tan. She has some acne, which I'm sorry to say is common with ALOT of asian women, which they all hide with makeup (which actually keeps the acne from getting better, it's a vicious fucking cycle). They all got it gentlemen, she just happens to have a crazy workload cause you guys can't keep your hands off her, she gets little time in between dicks to reset herself. She This girl is a consummate professional and works hard to keep her clients happy.

L - 9. 5 I'd say her looks are a 9. 5 (She works hard to hide the skin flaws, if her skin was naturally flawless I might give her a 10, I like petite spinners) She's not bony though. She's got a nice firm ass to grip onto and her man mades are pleasant.

A - 10 She works hard, she knows she's popular but doesn't let it go to her head. She tries to give a consistent fantastic baseline PSE for even the first timer. For people she's seen many times and she's very comfortable with like myself and obviously DrMagik it's even better attitude. It's not just PSE but PSE / GFE mixed together in healthy doses.

S - 10 Look the PSE has been stated by everyone who's had her. Her BBBJ, deep rimming, ball licking skills are phenomenal. And when it comes to sex this girl can grind with the best I've had. AND There's alot more there. And it really a YMMV thing. If you don't have chemistry with her, then hey, it just wasn't meant to be. But I'm pretty fucking creative and I'm running out of positions and ideas to try out with her. I'm going to have to start sharing notes with people in a DM maybe. But seriously, stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items. All you really need to know is do they (dfk / lfk, BBBJ, BBBJCIM, rim, bls, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, msog, GFE, PSE, DATO, DATY, FIA, FIV, italian) anything past that and alot of the stuff on that is YMMV. And if you want it, maybe you should be seeing that provider more than a few times. But if you are cycling through all the providers then, what can I say?

- Hiker"john" out.

[PokeSquid]

Aloha,

Just joined but have been lurking for a long time. But mongering for over 15 years. Been to all the places and right now Happy's place is one of my favorites. Haha, actually I should say any place with hot girls is my favorite. The girls there are really into service and keeping us mongers happy! Since a few of my favorites are so busy now, I opted to let the Mama choose for me. She knows the type of girl and service I love.

I got to my room and waited for a few minutes. Just enough time to turn my phone down and then in comes a cute little girl. Momma said her name was Coco. She's been reviewed a few times and she's a cute almost spinner, be cups and cute face. Chinese girl from China via east coast. We did the shower thing and had a great B2 b. Not with Nuru gel, but when you have a cute naked girl sliding over you, I couldn't care less what she used. It still felt great.

We rinsed off and then back to the real fun. Coco was very sensuous with a GFE style. Slowly building you up or Jr up. Before we got into it, I wanted to have some fun and tease her too. Did DATY, DATO and she was really nice with a small patch and tasted great! She can O with some gusto! And multiple times. Then it was on with the cover and the fun began. We did pretty much all the positions and a few that I haven't done in a while. She's very flexible and supple.

My favorite was Doggy and with her cute butt and her very nice and tight, it was game over quickly.

Since we has some time, Coco offered to massage me. My back has been killing me for the last few days, and boy can she get the knots out. Her hands, knees, and elbows are all tools for her. I think she said she's a licensed MT. I've been to quite a few and she rates up there!

I would rate her.

L 8.

S 8.

A 9.

Massage 9. 5.

My menu was LFK, DFK, Dato, Daty, DS, Miss, and a few others I'm not sure what its called but felt great! Coco's definitely a repeat for me. I really liked her massage and her friendly demeanor. She knows how to treat you well and like they say YMMV. But overall she's your typical service oriented Happiness hottie. Like that phrase in Terminator. I'll be back! Thanks Happy for the girls you bring in! Can't wait to see Linda, Rachael when they come back and hope to meet up with some of the new girls.

[The Tenth One]

Please Help. I have been visiting Happiness a few time and have been only with Sha Sha. I am not looking for a PSE but more of a GFE. I visit Rejuves a lot and mostly see Dallas, Sugar and Kitty (when she was here). I am more interested in younger, skinnier and more natural looks like girls mention earlier. Who would you recommend. Please PM me or ad to thread. Thank you.

[In Da Mixx]

Sneaky little Miss Happy has a few superstars arriving in the next week or so! Big time fuck-babies!

Yes sir Bebe the sweet little treat that's fun to eat, sex pot is back!! On the 26th!!

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...piness/5524862

[Punanilicr]

Went in without an appt and no set idea of who I would see. Asked mama if I could use the restroom before going to the room, and Cindy was coming out of it. I guess that that's fates way of telling me who to see. Cindy came to the room and we rushed off to the showers for a quick clean up.

Back in the room, it was a full on GFE special kinda day. She said it was kind of quiet, and I was glad that the playoffs were on. I can't stand Denver and New England, so I was much happier with Cindy than watching the game. Cindy took great care of me, with soft, sensual kisses. She had me lay down, and worked my body with her mouth. When all was said and done, she had me in her mouth and was giving me a velvety BBBJ. Switched around for 69, and we nearly came together. She pulled away, slipped on the cover and rode me until we came together. I was cumming so hard that my eyes were closed, and when I opened them, Cindy was still grinding away with a big smile on her face and waving her arms in the air like a literal cowgirl. It was really cute, and when she realized that she was busted, we both started cracking up. I like it when sex is fun as well as hot.

Cindy has a great sense of humor as previously mentioned, and can be quite a character. When she first came in the room, I told her I needed a shower, and asked her if she wanted to do a quick shower or btb. She said quick with a little sparkle in her eyes, so that we would have more time in the room. This was no bs line either. She meant it.

Looking forward to our next encounter and laugh fest.

[Mondo Badfoot]

OK! Finally I have a few minutes to write a proper review of my recent session with the amazing Connie. She already has lots and lots of rave reviews, so if you're bored with reading about how beautiful she is and how unparalleled her service is, you can just skip this little tribute!

I first saw Connie on her first day at Kison one year ago! I think I saw her three times in her first two weeks. It's pretty obvious that she made a great impression on me. Since she came to Happiness, I have dropped by at least a dozen times, in hopes of hooking up with this little wonder. No luck! She was always booked solid! I finally texted The Hapster and set an appointment two days early. She told me it was all set so when the time came I ran up the stairs with a smile on my face. Hugs and kisses from Happy and Mama led me to the room. Stripped down and put on the towel- don't know why, but I was feeling a little nervous. She was freindly as we greeted each other, but no fireworks! Off to the shower, where she asked me to lie on my back, which was a first for me. She was still wearing her sexy little black dress as she thoroughly washed me off. I was very clean and so was little Mondo, but he was just laying there. Then Connie asked me to turn over, and everything changed as soon as I did. She stripped off her little black thing and started to wash me all over, occasionally lightly brushing her magnificent breasts on my back and legs. By this time, little Mondo was ready to explode! Quick rinse, then she went for the Nuru gel and the serious fun began. When she climbed onto the table and slid the length of my body and kissed my ear, I could feel her punani on my butt and her boobs on either side of my neck. She moves so smoothly and her touch is so sensitive and sexual that each and every thing she did increased my level of arousal! Jesus! It took every bit of self control I could muster to keep from rolling over and fucking her right then and there, but I knew from experience that it would be even "greater later"! We spent a long time in that shower and we did a whole lot of wonderful things. Happy has turned on a lot of girls to the magic of nuru and many of them have gotten very good at it, but none of them ever came close to the incredible nuru session I had with Hap at 109. That is, until Connie! Not only was this the hottest nuru session I've had since Happy, the rest of the session was way above and beyond anything I've experienced since Happy hung up her spurs and Paula left town. What am I saying? Connie is a monster, in the same league a Paula and Happy! I can't think iof higher praise!

Eventually we made our way back to the room. We stretched out on the bed and kissed and stroked eack other. She started to move south, and as much as I wanted her BBBJ, I stopped her momentarily so I could taste her beautiful breasts. I have to confess, I find them irresistable. I find everything about her irresistable, but those chi-chi's are perfect! When you combine her beauty with her skills, it's just too much. GFE can't begin to describe how sensuous this woman is. Her BBBJ and other oral magic tricks kept me on the edge of orgasm for the longest time, then we switched places and DATY on her was another huge turn on! I like to go slow and she seemed to love that! She was in no hurry to get where we were going- we were both surely enjoying the trip! She eventually got so wet that I was forced to fuck her. I teased her a bit by sliding junior up and down on her slippery lips and then pushing a little til the head popped in. It felt so good especially when I felt her start to squeeze! Not trying to brag, but I'm a little longer than average, and when I was easing my way in (and out) of her pulsating pussy, I witheld the last couple of inches until I was sure she was completly ready, and when she was she actually pulled me all the way in. Each time, I pushed that last couple of inches all the way in, I could feel her body go completely electric! Her hands never stopped moving- lightly stroking my back and my butt, then my thighs, When she got to my balls, I almost lost it! We switched positions a couple of times- it was all a blurr of pleasure! She looks so great in the mirror and, when she comes, her face has the most lovely glow! We finally came together in sideways doggie- it was super intense. We both lay there twitching for the longest time. Then she was still! I was still inside her and stayed in there for at least 10 more minutes, which is something I've never done before! I'm usually up and out of there when I'm finished, but this felt so good! After awhile, I put my hand on her diaphram to make sure she was still breathing. I was afraid that maybe I killed her (Happy wouldn't like that). Thank God she was just fine, so I just stayed like that and enjoyed the feeling. Now, I'm not exactly sure how it was for her- seemed like she had a real good time and came a lot til she passed out, or maybe I just bored her to death so she fell asleep! The best part came when she woke up and rolled over, took me in her arms and gave me the sweetest kisses I've had in a very long time!

[DrMajikLuv69]

That girl is pretty wild now. The girl's a super freak. The kind of girl you read about. In the new wave magazines. That girl is pretty kinky. The girl's a super freak. I'd really like to taste her!

Model: Sasha.

L: 10.

A: 10 plus.

S: 10 plus.

Looks: Sasha is a petite cute spinner with large bees or seas. Sasha stands approximately 5'0" tall and probably weighs no more than 90 pounds. Nice light tan complexion. Blonde shoulder length hair. Bald wet kitty that is very tasty. This is a repeat visit; therefore not much more to add; please see my previous posts from a couple weeks back for more detail.

Attitude: Excellent PRS, PSE, GFE, fuck me back attitude. Hardcore PSE. Fuck me back harder attitude. No rush attitude; went into OT. Cute, friendly, super freak attitude.

Service: Ensure non mechanical routine. Practically woman-handled me; she's petite but wild. Amazing endeavor as Sasha directed me to try diverse new positions. Good thing I'm flexible and take yoga. Sasha bossed me around in new level hardcore PSE super freak yoga poses which included DFK rimming and other clandestine activities. Sasha is so hot! Withholding specific special details, because I don't think she freely relinquishes the special Tx to all mongers, as she explained. Willingly unveiled Regular Menu Items: DFK, LFK, BBBJ, BSL, Rim and various positions. Special Menu Items: undisclosed because YMMV.

Damage: standard baker's dough. Will definitely repeat!

The girl in the picture appears to resemble Sasha. Tone spinner body with seas, blonde shoulder length hair, and the tattoo placement too. Sasha has awesome PRS, super freak PSE & from cute GFE POV.

With Sasha I think it's YMMV regarding other items not on the regular menu. She has shared with me that she does not readily relinquish special menu items to all Mongers, thus sharing the specialities would breach her confidential preference and private life style. I respect her privacy, therefore will keep it DL in the DM.