Massage Parlor Reports

**Larks Tongue** · 01-26-16 11:34

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/18459958

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...arles/19190408

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.

Sorry about your experience with batshit crazy lady. If you would have jumped on her website then her twitter account that might have saved you some grief. All her crazy ideas are on display there.

Good luck and be safe out there.

**Jeffc 574** · 01-26-16 10:35

Originally Posted by Stlconnoisseur [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this lady?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-toe/17417595

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.

That is because those boobs are from here: https://twitter.com/kusecretadmire.

The Chive had an article about a year or so ago about #kuboobs on twitter. This is one of the images. My money is on her not being who answers the door.

**Speedy223** · 01-26-16 00:01

Originally Posted by Stlconnoisseur [View Original Post]

It is legitimate good time but a haul from St. Louis. She was on my bucket list based upon all the hype on this site and I made the drive once. I did not think she was as hot looking as the reviews lead you to believe but a nice lady. She does have a rate card with price list in her massage area in basement which I thought was odd and the amount you were quoted is just the massage rate.

So does this means a HE? Is it worth the drive?

**FartCity** · 01-25-16 23:28

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/18459958

In a low-rent apartment used only for working in St. Charles near that big business / restaurant complex. Woman is 50 ish, likely Chinese, but does look a little Japanese (does that make me sound like a dipshit Amererican?) For her age, she is very attractive and the photo could be considered accurate. East side-style massage on a bed, only a little longer. Not much teasing. On flip, went straight for the ending. Pretty skilled, but a handy is a handy. No nudity. I might consider trying again to see if she warms up on a second visit, but probably only if I'm desperate. She was very easy to book. Said she's the only one who works there, which is nice since I feared it might be a trafficking hive. I'm pretty sure it's not. Paid for an hour and was out in 30.

Clayton Nikki.

Widely reviewed, but I'll throw a penny in the fountain. Really liked the location. In a far-off corner of a nice office building. Good massage with a little teasing. On flip, massage continued into about the best ending you'll get. Was a pretty much all business, but felt like future visits would get better with more familiarity. Anyone who can say a difference between 30 and 60 minutes? Also, looked like she's expanding her space, so she might have some pretty awesome plans.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...arles/19190408

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.

**Stlconnoisseur** · 01-25-16 23:15

Originally Posted by HawtDaug [View Original Post]

So is it totally legit?

It is legitimate good time but a haul from St. Louis. She was on my bucket list based upon all the hype on this site and I made the drive once. I did not think she was as hot looking as the reviews lead you to believe but a nice lady. She does have a rate card with price list in her massage area in basement which I thought was odd and the amount you were quoted is just the massage rate.

**Stlconnoisseur** · 01-25-16 22:57

Anyone seen this lady?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-toe/17417595

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.

**OldDawg** · 01-25-16 12:22

Originally Posted by DaytonNew [View Original Post]

Despite of mix reviews I decided to dream at fuji. Mamasan answered the ring bell (presence of ring bell is a good sign). She took me to a room and Blue showed up. Knowing asians she was 40's but a body of high 20's. I was fully happy with her bcups and tight box. 0. 4 for the house and $. 4 for Blue dream.

Few thoughts. I never ask for more than 30 minutes and usually cost $. 6. I don't know why are guys expending $. 5 for HJ from ygnd. I never paid more than $ for HJ or diy. FS is between $ to $$ And the three signs are just for very very unique girls.

I will repeat Blue but I'm pretty sure there some ugly ones around that area.

Everyone has their own view of what good value is, but YGND has been $125 for years, never $150. To me, and I am a AMP fan if I get lucky with one, they are cheaper, but you honestly don't know what you're going to get on any given visit. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a little Dick Roulette, sometimes not. Reliable and safe go a long way with me.

**HawtDaug** · 01-24-16 21:49

Originally Posted by Lovethatbob [View Original Post]

That's Karen. Been reviewed here often in the past. Mostly very very positive.

LTB.

So is it totally legit?

**Lovethatbob** · 01-24-16 20:13

Originally Posted by Rocketshot [View Original Post]

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5408853127.html

Has anyone seen this women in Jeffco? I talked to her yesterday but she was booked up. Told me her rates are $70 for an hour. I asked about draping and she said it was optional. Any Intel would be appreciated.

That's Karen. Been reviewed here often in the past. Mostly very very positive.

LTB.

**HawtDaug** · 01-24-16 19:54

Countrymen, any of you have any info on this one -.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-9533/12522555

Appreciate the help.

**Member #4998** · 01-23-16 21:55

Not here to bash at all. Just giving my dream as it happened. Take my words for what is worth. Or not.

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

QUOTE:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...tings/15089984

Bat chit crazy! Don't waste you time. She is nutty! I need not say more. Enter at your own risk.

I have been traveling extensively so have not seen many STL massage providers Lately but do know that this lady is a well trained and certified MT. While extras are not on the menu I don't think they are implied in her ad postings so don't know what the issues with the OP are. I am always pleased to see her and get the travel kinks out.

**Member #6999** · 01-23-16 21:22

I will be back in your town first of February, can any one PM a utr asian that's lookibg to make a few extra bucks, massage is preferred but optional. I haven't tested the waters since last year. Gave all my money and time to JoJo / Candy. She was perfect in that reguard. Hope to hear from someone. Thanks.

**DaytonNew** · 01-23-16 16:37

Despite of mix reviews I decided to dream at fuji. Mamasan answered the ring bell (presence of ring bell is a good sign). She took me to a room and Blue showed up. Knowing asians she was 40's but a body of high 20's. I was fully happy with her bcups and tight box. 0. 4 for the house and $. 4 for Blue dream.

Few thoughts. I never ask for more than 30 minutes and usually cost $. 6. I don't know why are guys expending $. 5 for HJ from ygnd. I never paid more than $ for HJ or diy. FS is between $ to $$ And the three signs are just for very very unique girls.

I will repeat Blue but I'm pretty sure there some ugly ones around that area.

**Rocketshot** · 01-23-16 16:08

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5408853127.html

Has anyone seen this women in Jeffco? I talked to her yesterday but she was booked up. Told me her rates are $70 for an hour. I asked about draping and she said it was optional. Any Intel would be appreciated.

**LowdownOne** · 01-23-16 14:55

Originally Posted by Spoolie70 [View Original Post]

Hey guys.

This may not be the appropriate place for this post so Admin delete if you feel it necessary.

I got a text and a gift from a WELL reviewed provider the other day. The text read "thanks for being normal and not a creep. There are some weirdo clients I see". She is not the first provider to mention something like this to me. I have also read reviews of providers where guys state "no extras available". I haven't been in the hobby as long as some of you guys, so take this with a grain of salt. I believe EVERY provider on here on ANY given day will do MUCH more than a h / j. I say this based on my own personal experiences in the hobby. I chuckle to myself sometimes when I read reviews about some providers who guys say h / j only or no extras. There are a few well reviewed providers who I have gotten more from without asking, or being upsold (NO pm's on who they are because some of you my friends can & WILL ruin a good thing for whatever reasons I haven't figured out yet).

I guess what I'm saying guys is if you act like you have some sense, don't ask for any crazy fetish right out of the gate, and don't act like Hannibal Lecter, I think your mongering experience will improve. Just my opinion guys.

Be safe and always report.

Spoolie.

True and well said. I have experienced that with two no extras providers myself. Though I am not naive enough to think I am the only one. At the end of the day, it's a YMMV thing. But I will say some of you crazy mofos (you know who you are) make it easier for a normal dude like myself. Sometimes they are so relieved to get someone who doesn't want to pee on them or stick something up their ass, that they reciprocate accordingly. So Spoolie, does one of those providers have five letters in her name and has been reviewed in the last month? LOL, messing with you bro, I know you keeping that info, keep up the good work.