Massage Parlor Reports

[AsianWonder269]

I've been to this spot a few times since it opened a year or so ago. It's the one on the SE corner of Woodley and SFM blvd. Mama is always there and she's not too shabby on the eyes but limited as to what you can do with her (UTC boobie touching is as far as I got). Decent massage for about 40 minutes and on the flip she provides a decent are&T. Washes you up afterwards and finishes off the massage to your top side. Damage was. 5 and the same for tip.

There's another older lady that works here. She looks like she's got decent tits but when you reach under its an extremely huuuuge padded bra. Size A's with small nips. Felt weird. She doesn't look good either. But same technique as mama.

Would only recommend if you're in the area and in dire need of some release.

[BbbjAddiction]

This is for that spot in west hills at Roscoe and ally circle. Been here 10 times probably. FS is offered. I've seen 3 girls a few times that I remember.

-tall amy tall as hell smaller boobs better English best HJ I've legit ever had I was trippin out. I wanted BBBJ of course or full service but she was worried the guy 2 rooms down was LE because he was weird and not trying to have fun. So she didn't want to get fully undressed. Bummer because she seemed like the freakiest of them all for some reason. Only time I've seen her keep going back asking but I get short Amy LOL.

-short amy big breasts cute 30's I would say. Great tits tho for real. Good HJ I always ask for the mouth then when she gets the rub for a CBJ I go na and just ask for hand but one time I went with FS and damn the CBJ she gave first was actually bomb as fuck was surprised. Then she laid back and I laid pipe watching tits bounce was a great time actually.

Linda-.

She was a freak shorter not as pretty as the other two a little heavier huge tits. Really nice huge tits. Was grabbing balls during massage super fast flipped me quick. I ask for the mouth and she didn't get the rub so it was time for me to celebrate. She sucked well nothing amazing but really good would definitely repeat based on mouth alone. Also she said I couldn't finish in her mouth so I pointed At her huge tits like can I finish on those? She thought I wanted to titfuck which of course I do LOL just never have at a AMP but damn she liked them up and fucked me hard with those tits sucked more titfucked more and came all over them. Cleaned me up well it was awesome.

[Booty Eater]

Was in the mood for some latina booty (I've still been unable to find a good place with either BBW or Latina providers since moving to the Hollywood / Studio City area) and decided to give this place a shot. It's right next to the 101, across from the Armenian church on Cahuenga. Right underneath a huge billboard. Shocked to find out that it is closed down now. The only indicator was a sign reading "massage has moved out. " I believe it was called The Studio.

[Mondo72]

I often pass this place traveling back and forth to downtown LA. I will have to do a TOFTT after seeing this item. The RubCraps reviews are all over the place. I always assumed the place was at least mostly strictly legit Thai massage as some comments and reviews indicate. Other RM members report HE and my 1st impression is that they come off as the kind of fake review often posted to the RubBullCrap site. I will need to conduct personal research.

I'm strongly hoping the HE reports are the real ones because I'd love to see Ash Punked as being just another moral hypocrite. Do ya'all recall Kutcher was at least suckered into one of the phony pandering political campaigns, I believe along with Demi Moore. A lobbying campaign which was intended to publicize the idea that a majority or at least significant percentage of providers, especially AMP workers and BP escorts, are child sex slaves of traffickers. They signed on with one of the national organizations that perpetrate the mythology. On close scrutiny, LE agencies confessed that the numbers of "child sex slaves" in the transparent US sex markets that Kutcher and Moore were publicizing as factual was exaggerated to the point of complete farce and absurdity. Part of the program was of course to shut down CL and BP as being cyber-pimps for child exploitation.

Perhaps Kutcher was merely in that store saving the souls of the Ancient Child Slaves?

Hey Camel,

Really!, I thought ALL providers at these MP were 9 and 10 and no older than 25. Haha.

Mondo.

[The Camel]

Any of you guys been here?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2476943

I often pass this place traveling back and forth to downtown LA. I will have to do a TOFTT after seeing this item. The RubCraps reviews are all over the place. I always assumed the place was at least mostly strictly legit Thai massage as some comments and reviews indicate. Other RM members report HE and my 1st impression is that they come off as the kind of fake review often posted to the RubBullCrap site. I will need to conduct personal research.

I'm strongly hoping the HE reports are the real ones because I'd love to see Ash Punked as being just another moral hypocrite. Do ya'all recall Kutcher was at least suckered into one of the phony pandering political campaigns, I believe along with Demi Moore. A lobbying campaign which was intended to publicize the idea that a majority or at least significant percentage of providers, especially AMP workers and BP escorts, are child sex slaves of traffickers. They signed on with one of the national organizations that perpetrate the mythology. On close scrutiny, LE agencies confessed that the numbers of "child sex slaves" in the transparent US sex markets that Kutcher and Moore were publicizing as factual was exaggerated to the point of complete farce and absurdity. Part of the program was of course to shut down CL and BP as being cyber-pimps for child exploitation.

Perhaps Kutcher was merely in that store saving the souls of the Ancient Child Slaves?

[tarascan]

Any of you guys been here?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2476943

[VoxDei]

Yes it was.

Was this place on Sherman Way?

[PlayerN818]

I was looking for a good massage and this Thai place I hit up only had "lady boys" available so went to another place around the corner. Diamond something. $40 for an hour. Rooms with curtains. Got Lily (not much English), late 40's Chinese woman, did a very decent massage for most of the time. Turned me over 45 minutes in and based on experience so far, I was not looking for anything but she had other plans. On turn over, she is neglectful in draping so my boys are showing. She presses hard on my pelvic area and gets me a massive boner. I wasnt sure it was possible to get it that hard without touching it. Anyways, she encourages me to "self-service" and I am saying "never mind. I am OK" - and it continues for a a minute. Then she just takes over and gives it a strong rub and doesn't let go even after the explosion. To be sure, it was a bit painful because I continued to have a massive boner after ejaculating because of her tight grip. I felt happy to escape after giving her 40 more as tip. Her name was Lily. She was friendly and her massage was good.

VD out.

P.S. What's with the lady boys massage?

Was this place on Sherman Way?

[VoxDei]

I was looking for a good massage and this Thai place I hit up only had "lady boys" available so went to another place around the corner. Diamond something. $40 for an hour. Rooms with curtains. Got Lily (not much English), late 40's Chinese woman, did a very decent massage for most of the time. Turned me over 45 minutes in and based on experience so far, I was not looking for anything but she had other plans. On turn over, she is neglectful in draping so my boys are showing. She presses hard on my pelvic area and gets me a massive boner. I wasnt sure it was possible to get it that hard without touching it. Anyways, she encourages me to "self-service" and I am saying "never mind. I am OK" - and it continues for a a minute. Then she just takes over and gives it a strong rub and doesn't let go even after the explosion. To be sure, it was a bit painful because I continued to have a massive boner after ejaculating because of her tight grip. I felt happy to escape after giving her 40 more as tip. Her name was Lily. She was friendly and her massage was good.

VD out.

P.S. What's with the lady boys massage?

[Mr Sixty]

Rainbow on topanga & Devonshire.

Usually under 40, but have had a couple under 30.

I haven't been there in a few months.

I've tried Rainbow, but only Latinas were available when I went. Monica was lovely, but I'm in the mood for something different.

I'll try again!

[Mask Man]

Where's this at?

I hit up a place I've been going to for years, 2nd floor place in center of the valley, paid 40 at door, asked for Latina, in walks a huge breasted mid to young 30's ok looking I say be- face, she pulls off the towel and says you've been here before, I say Yes, she starts to rub my ass and touches my balls, I reach over and slide my hand up her leg right up to her uncovered see*nt and right to her ass*ole, I just keep pushing it right in, and she says I like that and pushes back and I'm past my middle knuckle deep in her brown eye. On goes the cover and she starts gagging on me. I tell her to get in the bed head down with her ass in the air, and to start f*cking her ass with her fingers which I jerk off and cum all over her ass, she's a bit upset that I cum on her, but she's cleans herself up and I pay 60 $ and leave.

[Dgoesinyours]

It seems like over the past four-five years, all of the good Asian places have been replaced by or converted to Latina places. The places on Laurel Canyon and Burbank, Roscoe at Sepulveda, and Sherman Way at Van Nuys, Vanowen and Tujunga, and Lime, for example.

I've heard that Acu on Van Nuys and Rainbow on TCB have Asians, but I have never seen any there.

All of the Asian Valley places I've tried in the past couple of years are RnT only, and staffed with over 40 (or over 50) providers. It seems all the younger, cuter providers are in the OC, SGV or West Side.

Can anyone recommend a place in the Valley (mid or west Valley preferred) that provides more than RnT, that maybe has a few under-40 Asian spinners?

Is that an AMP unicorn?

Rainbow on topanga & Devonshire.

Usually under 40, but have had a couple under 30.

I haven't been there in a few months.

[Nzca Guy]

I hit up a place I've been going to for years, 2nd floor place in center of the valley, paid 40 at door, asked for Latina, in walks a huge breasted mid to young 30's ok looking I say be- face, she pulls off the towel and says you've been here before, I say Yes, she starts to rub my ass and touches my balls, I reach over and slide my hand up her leg right up to her uncovered see*nt and right to her ass*ole, I just keep pushing it right in, and she says I like that and pushes back and I'm past my middle knuckle deep in her brown eye. On goes the cover and she starts gagging on me. I tell her to get in the bed head down with her ass in the air, and to start f*cking her ass with her fingers which I jerk off and cum all over her ass, she's a bit upset that I cum on her, but she's cleans herself up and I pay 60 $ and leave.

[Mr Sixty]

Since no one answered my Asian question yesterday, I went back to my old standby, Zen. This time, I drew Heidi (Jaydee? She is really pretty, somewhat MILFy. Service was similar to Anna, who I described in previous reports, but not as much enthusiasm.

Cover was $40, tip was $80 for CB.

Maybe I'd go back to see if service improved with repeated experience, but this time, it was far from GFE.

This place is the Starbucks of AMPs. You can get in and out quickly, you get what you want, it's a little uniform and impersonal, but the lack of hassle makes it worthwhile.

[Mr Sixty]

It seems like over the past four-five years, all of the good Asian places have been replaced by or converted to Latina places. The places on Laurel Canyon and Burbank, Roscoe at Sepulveda, and Sherman Way at Van Nuys, Vanowen and Tujunga, and Lime, for example.

I've heard that Acu on Van Nuys and Rainbow on TCB have Asians, but I have never seen any there.

All of the Asian Valley places I've tried in the past couple of years are RnT only, and staffed with over 40 (or over 50) providers. It seems all the younger, cuter providers are in the OC, SGV or West Side.

Can anyone recommend a place in the Valley (mid or west Valley preferred) that provides more than RnT, that maybe has a few under-40 Asian spinners?

Is that an AMP unicorn?