Massage Parlor Reports

[Olman]

OK he voice of experience lurks.

How many times do we have to say. No actin at STL AMPs its a waste of time and money. And report space IMHO. The reports are usually about guys jacking off! Maybe we can ask the Admin to create a Self Service thread so we can get back to pussy! Just sayin' And even if one of us gets lucky, and someone always does here and there, it not repeatable or it doesn't last buy a day before it blows up, So really, if you find an AMP that does you well, you should probably not post it if you want it to last. If you want to share, PM to your trusted buddy. But otherwise, I can report that all the Missouri AMPs in St. Louis will not give you a happy ending.

That's my report and I'm sticking to it.

Bill.

While HEs may be rare and unpredictable at STL AMPs, that doesn't make them a waste of time, money, and report space. Commercial massage parlors don't know how to tease, and many rub and tugs don't know how to massage. Many STL AMPs successfully combine therapeutic and sensual / erotic massage in a session. Sometimes a tease that pleases is better than a bad HJ. Its nice to have a good massage with a pleasant ending and the hope of HE next time.

[Tomg01]

Hey guys just moved here from Ohio. I was hoping the AMP scene here was a lot better than Ohio. I guess I'll find out soon enough. Anyways I did visit Sunrise on Olive. I did so due to it being very close to me. When I arrived the mamasan was very cheery and bad. She was old. I asked for the 60 min she tried to upsell me to the 90 min. I explained that I had to see if I liked the massage and if it was good I would be doingin the 90 min my next visit. She then led me back to the room it was dark no music walls are pretty thin so it was pretty noisy. On the chair there was a sign for tips. I layed two Jackson on it. Stripped down and got on the table. I really older woman came in and made me get under the sheet. I was draped from head to toe and massage was done over the sheet. Very disappointing. Later in the massage she used oil and move some cover. Not hint or sign of extras. After the massage I picked up the 20's and left a five. The massage was 6/10. I will not be back. If there are any other AMP's worth visiting near the area let me know!

I think you want to go to Illinois. Cross the Poplar St Bridge, immediate right to Sauget and the Strip Clubs. Stay on Hwy 64 instead and continue east for more strip clubs, massage parlors, etc. Turn right on hwy 159 and go a couple of miles until you run into a couple of massage parlors across from 2 stip clubs, convenient. BTW to get there you passed a couple of nice strip clubs at the Kingshighway exit. That's where Hustler and Hollywood are located. Also Miss Kitty's and continue on Kingshighway for more clubs after a couple blocks of small business and residential homes.

And I totally left off Brooklyn which is on Hwy 3 north of Hwy 64. You passed the exit when you went thru East St Louis. You have to drive through a couple of miles of barren land before you come across a Pt's, Roxy's something Slipper and other clubs. They used to have a variety of clubs, theaters, massage parlors. I've only been to Pt's and Roxy's where I have felt comfortable, but I think you should be careful as you go further back. Maybe go in the daytime at first but I'm old and super cautious so take it with a grain of salt. I really like Pt's there I must say. Get a private dance just to check out the layout. And Roxy's used to have shower dances on weekend nights.

I don't think you are going to find much in Missouri though.

[Fbm014]

Has anything changed at Lily? Any teasing or DIY encouraged. Saw a few post a few months ago that sounded encouraging, but not much since.

No luck here for me. Been back about 4 times after stopping for a couple months. Nothin.

[Fbm014]

Could you provide a link please? I can't find who you are talking about.

Body rubs boutique. There's one south and one in Richmond Heights. Used to be one in IL. They're on BP.

[Slikrick]

Has anything changed at Lily? Any teasing or DIY encouraged. Saw a few post a few months ago that sounded encouraging, but not much since.

[Starkness]

I recently saw Robyn and thought she was pretty good. Nice natural breasts (D easy) and decent body. She did use a lot of lotion.

Not as much teasing / touching as some of the others but she does have skill on the ending!

[Bill20]

Many of us have been frustrated about our inability to get HE at asian MPs. The secret is really simple. ...
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OK he voice of experience lurks.

How many times do we have to say. No actin at STL AMPs its a waste of time and money. And report space IMHO. The reports are usually about guys jacking off! Maybe we can ask the Admin to create a Self Service thread so we can get back to pussy! Just sayin' And even if one of us gets lucky, and someone always does here and there, it not repeatable or it doesn't last buy a day before it blows up, So really, if you find an AMP that does you well, you should probably not post it if you want it to last. If you want to share, PM to your trusted buddy. But otherwise, I can report that all the Missouri AMPs in St. Louis will not give you a happy ending.

That's my report and I'm sticking to it.

Bill.

[Member #5201]

Could you provide a link please? I can't find who you are talking about.

Same here. I'd be interested in that if the damage isn't bad.

[MeTor]

Many of us have been frustrated about our inability to get HE at asian MPs. The secret is really simple. They are not going to give it to you if you ask for it because for all they know, you are LEO.

You have to be patient until your favorite masseuse feels comfortable that you are safe. When she sees you hard on the flip, she knows what you want. No need to say anything. This is working for me just fine at some of the local AMPs that are believed to not offer HE.

Everyone here should probably read this blog: http://happyendingz.********.com/201...at-not-to.html.

Happy Holidays!

[OldMongrel]

I've seen her pretty recent. I'm pretty critical with reviews, but she gets a thumbs up in my book. I had a good time and will be back. Better than most of my GND visits.

Could you provide a link please? I can't find who you are talking about.

[Fbm014]

Safe office setting with comfortable table. Massage was neither therapeutic nor sensual, so take the 80 hh and go to the flip as soon as possible. On flip nice boobs to play with. Good HJ with anal and prostate play upon asking without up-sell. No extras on the menu. Not a clock watcher.

I've seen her pretty recent. I'm pretty critical with reviews, but she gets a thumbs up in my book. I had a good time and will be back. Better than most of my GND visits.

[MRH99]

I was wanting to see if any one has been to Kim Joes in Florissant recently. I saw a couple of reports from numerous months ago, but wanted to see if the massage was something to go visit for. I will be up there this week and thought about stopping in during lunch. I have never been there and would like to try it out.

Thanks and any advice would be great.

ElNino.

My last visit was at the end of October, and I found the experience to be consistent with the other times I've been there. I always ask for Lee, as my first visit with a different girl was not as good. Lee is a friendly, older lady with a nice touch, does more teasing than I have ever had anywhere else. Seriously, much more (pm if you are interested in details) - and after the flip encourages a DIY. I get the half hour session because I have found that with an hour session it is exactly the same in the first half hour, then after the DIY she spends another 30 minutes just giving a decent massage. But that's not really what I go for.

[HungWell447]

Hey guys just moved here from Ohio. I was hoping the AMP scene here was a lot better than Ohio. I guess I'll find out soon enough. Anyways I did visit Sunrise on Olive. I did so due to it being very close to me. When I arrived the mamasan was very cheery and bad. She was old. I asked for the 60 min she tried to upsell me to the 90 min. I explained that I had to see if I liked the massage and if it was good I would be doingin the 90 min my next visit. She then led me back to the room it was dark no music walls are pretty thin so it was pretty noisy. On the chair there was a sign for tips. I layed two Jackson on it. Stripped down and got on the table. I really older woman came in and made me get under the sheet. I was draped from head to toe and massage was done over the sheet. Very disappointing. Later in the massage she used oil and move some cover. Not hint or sign of extras. After the massage I picked up the 20's and left a five. The massage was 6/10. I will not be back. If there are any other AMP's worth visiting near the area let me know!

[Dlister426]

I was wanting to see if any one has been to Kim Joes in Florissant recently. I saw a couple of reports from numerous months ago, but wanted to see if the massage was something to go visit for. I will be up there this week and thought about stopping in during lunch. I have never been there and would like to try it out.

Thanks and any advice would be great.

ElNino.

Lee gives a great massage and probably the best tease I've ever had. I go there several times a year. Although she has gone as far as kissing my dick, that's where it stops. All diy after that.

[Elnino1978]

I was wanting to see if any one has been to Kim Joes in Florissant recently. I saw a couple of reports from numerous months ago, but wanted to see if the massage was something to go visit for. I will be up there this week and thought about stopping in during lunch. I have never been there and would like to try it out.

Thanks and any advice would be great.

ElNino.