Massage Parlor Reports

**SplitLickity1** · 10-06-15 08:27

Decided to take a trip to Kissimmee yesterday and stopped by the Bamboo Garden Spa. I was met at the counter by a very nice looking petite Korean girl named Yumi. This girl has one of the sexiest little bodies I have ever seen and I knew I was in for a good time. Started off with a very nice TS and then on to the room we went. She gave me a very nice massage and was actually on top of me most of the time which really turned me on. On the flip she a very nice technique that got the blood flowing very quickly. In all it was one of the best experiences I've had at any Kissimmee spa and I will definitely be going back for more. The damage was. 8 for the hour and. 6 for the tip. She worked very hard to make me happy and IMHO it was worth every cent.

**Whiskeysours** · 10-05-15 17:29

Originally Posted by Kingforanight [View Original Post]

I didn't see any reviews here and curiosity got the best of me. This is the pictureless ad in BP BodyRubs so I thought maybe it was someone being overly paranoid and decided to give it a go. The "provider" is a late 30's tall Indian woman with a larger build, more Amazonian than overweight, in her private residence. The massage room was very well done and I gave her my $60/30 minutes and got undressed and face down. She came in and squirted warm body oil on my back and proceeded to rub it into my back and legs in an extremely unskilled manner. That's a good sign. You know they can't make a living giving crappy massages if they don't offer any extras. On the flip though she brought out a hand towel and draped the boys. I let her know I wasn't bashful and didn't need it and she said Florida law required it. Uh oh. About five minutes later I reached under the drape and was immediately reprimanded and told to remove my hand, "This is strictly professional! Professional Bodyrub? Is there such a thing? And if there is, wouldn't it include a HE? She finished and I obviously wasn't satisfied but I politely asked her why she placed an ad in BodyRubs. She said she made it clear she doesn't offer prostitution in the ad (which is true) but I said I didn't ask her for sex to which she responded Florida Massage laws say I did. Again, I never said a word other than I didn't need a drape. I then asked her if she was an LMT to which she clearly lied that she was. There is no way this woman has had ten minutes of training in massage. I don't mind TOFT and ending up with disappointed boys if the massage is worth it but this was neither. Stay a million miles away.

"I invite you to come and experience healing"
http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...07427/10878464

K.

She's been reviewed a few times, all negative. What is confusing is her insistence on draping although she offers waxing and shaving. One would think that she would have to handle your junk in order to perform those services so why the fake modesty? Anyway it's always good to read an updated report so thanks for letting us know.

**Mich4823** · 10-05-15 17:17

Originally Posted by Overboard [View Original Post]

Kim's Spa is also a great option if you're over that way.

I can vouch for Kim's ask for Sophia.

**Kingforanight** · 10-05-15 16:00

I didn't see any reviews here and curiosity got the best of me. This is the pictureless ad in BP BodyRubs so I thought maybe it was someone being overly paranoid and decided to give it a go. The "provider" is a late 30's tall Indian woman with a larger build, more Amazonian than overweight, in her private residence. The massage room was very well done and I gave her my $60/30 minutes and got undressed and face down. She came in and squirted warm body oil on my back and proceeded to rub it into my back and legs in an extremely unskilled manner. That's a good sign. You know they can't make a living giving crappy massages if they don't offer any extras. On the flip though she brought out a hand towel and draped the boys. I let her know I wasn't bashful and didn't need it and she said Florida law required it. Uh oh. About five minutes later I reached under the drape and was immediately reprimanded and told to remove my hand, "This is strictly professional! Professional Bodyrub? Is there such a thing? And if there is, wouldn't it include a HE? She finished and I obviously wasn't satisfied but I politely asked her why she placed an ad in BodyRubs. She said she made it clear she doesn't offer prostitution in the ad (which is true) but I said I didn't ask her for sex to which she responded Florida Massage laws say I did. Again, I never said a word other than I didn't need a drape. I then asked her if she was an LMT to which she clearly lied that she was. There is no way this woman has had ten minutes of training in massage. I don't mind TOFT and ending up with disappointed boys if the massage is worth it but this was neither. Stay a million miles away.

"I invite you to come and experience healing"
http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...07427/10878464

K.

**MarinaGfe** · 10-05-15 13:50

Originally Posted by LordNikon [View Original Post]

You pay too much! LOL.

She must fuck like marinagfe if I'm going to be charging that much money.

Thank for that compliment sweetie.

**VManOrl01** · 10-05-15 07:49

Originally Posted by MadisonGuy69 [View Original Post]

CB is definitely not bad as far as MP's go. But still the age of girls there is really up there. I've had one girl at Spa 33 under 30 the rest of the MPs in Orlando they are definitely in their 40's including CB. The lady was attractive but too old for me. Good massage though. I'm sure some will think they might be in 20's or certainly 30's but they are asian, and I can most definitely assure you they are not in their 30's. I still haven't found anything with that perfect mixture of everything, hopefully someday. I do like Luxsa a lot, but not enough to go there everytime.

Dude, I think you need to put your glasses on. There are several girls in CB that are definitely not in their 40's unless they just hired a bunch of new girls which I didn't see and I was just there. There may be one girl there now that may be in her upper 40's and for her age she is pretty hot too. I picked Annie the last time I was there and this girl was smokin! Very tight all natural body that is flawless. She gave me a very good massage and when I left I was happy, happy, happy!

**Member #6038** · 10-05-15 05:36

Originally Posted by EndGame [View Original Post]

It lies to the West, in Tampa. It is called Crystal. You will pay. That is all.

Kim's Spa is also a great option if you're over that way.

**EndGame** · 10-05-15 01:03

Originally Posted by MadisonGuy69 [View Original Post]

CB is definitely not bad as far as MP's go. But still the age of girls there is really up there. I've had one girl at Spa 33 under 30 the rest of the MPs in Orlando they are definitely in their 40's including CB. The lady was attractive but too old for me. Good massage though. I'm sure some will think they might be in 20's or certainly 30's but they are asian, and I can most definitely assure you they are not in their 30's. I still haven't found anything with that perfect mixture of everything, hopefully someday. I do like Luxsa a lot, but not enough to go there everytime.

It lies to the West, in Tampa. It is called Crystal. You will pay. That is all.

**MadisonGuy69** · 10-04-15 17:45

CB is definitely not bad as far as MP's go. But still the age of girls there is really up there. I've had one girl at Spa 33 under 30 the rest of the MPs in Orlando they are definitely in their 40's including CB. The lady was attractive but too old for me. Good massage though. I'm sure some will think they might be in 20's or certainly 30's but they are asian, and I can most definitely assure you they are not in their 30's. I still haven't found anything with that perfect mixture of everything, hopefully someday. I do like Luxsa a lot, but not enough to go there everytime.

**ParlarPat** · 10-04-15 13:08

I also drew Annie of CB when I went a few days ago. . 80 at door and $. 60 for cfs and CBJ. Very tight kitty but said I was too big and it would be $$ next time. I am going to try to draw Ivy next time before I give my judgement of CB.

**Gentleman 100** · 10-04-15 10:41

I recently stopped by CB and got Annie as my therapist. Annie is everything that you want in a massage therapist: fun, great looking, long silky hair, skilled, and overall great demeanor.

She gave a great TS and very relaxing massage. After the massage, she cleaned off the oil with warm towels and gave me a bottle of water for the road.

Ratings:

Looks: 9.5/10.

Skill: 10/10.

Fun Factor: 10/10.

Definitely will repeat. Remember to tip well for superior service. Be safe.

**VManOrl01** · 10-02-15 10:01

Originally Posted by TaterNuts [View Original Post]

Hello my fellow Eskimo brothers! So a few weeks ago I finally got to visit the infamous CB. With the help of this forum, I made an appointment and found the place no problems. Parked in the back and was met at the door by who I assume was Mamasan, maybe 30 something and very cute. She led me by the hand to the room and told me Ivy would be with me in about 10 minutes. She apologized for the wait and brought me a bottled water. 9 minutes and 37 seconds later Ivy came in to say hello and take care of the house. Holy fucking hot Asian batman!! Ivy is gorgeous! I could not find a single flaw in her physically or as a provider! The hype does not do her justice. I don't think it's very often that we mongers are pleasantly surprised to this degree. Gorgeous face, silky smooth flawless Asian skin, firm and tight everywhere! After seeing her, I opted. 8 for the hour. She left and came back in a matter of seconds and began giving me a very nice massage. Of course I was there for way more but it's always nice to get a good relaxing massage prior to the festivities. She didn't object to my obsessive roaming during the massage either. She is so hot I just couldn't keep my hands off her whenever I got the chance. She asked me how I knew to come and see her and I said a very good friend of mine recommended her.

On the flip she got close and whispered in my ear "what do you want?" while caressing the boys. I was in such a heavenly bliss at that moment the only thing my dumbass could mutter was "everything please". She motioned with her hand telling me it would be $$ and I agreed. I was a little confused after reading the reviews I assumed it was $. 5 for the FS but I wasn't about to complain or question, I just agreed and we began. She did not ask for the donation up front either. She began with honestly the best CBJ I've had in this hobby! We moved on to CG, RCG, Mish, K9, back to Mish, back to K9, CG and done! For whatever reason it took me a while which is why all the position changes. The true test of a good provider is when a client is being "difficult" in this regard and how they handle it. Ivy was top notch! The only thing she reminded me was when time was going to be up. No complaining, no "hurry ups", no sighs or bad attitude at all just a great time! I will definitely repeat! By far my BEST experience at an AMP! Just curious about the discrepancy in what I was quoted and what I've read. No worries though but PM me if I missed something. Maybe greek that I didn't realize?? LOL. Total visit was $$. 8 I'm not too concerned anyway and can't wait to go back. Nuts out!

TN you may have been one of the last to see the infamous Ivy. Apparently she had to take a leave of absence for some reason and is not sure if or when she will return. That's too bad because she was definitely a hottie but they still have some pretty nice specimens to choose from. I think they have one of the best selections they've ever had right now and I hear they have another new girl coming in the next week or so. Can't wait to see what she looks like!!

**VManOrl01** · 10-02-15 09:51

Originally Posted by Saintx [View Original Post]

That guy was nuts. My dream just finished so. Yeah. Awkward much?

I was in there last night and apparently this dude got tired of waiting and wanted to leave. One of the girls told him it would be just a minute because there was a guy sitting in the front room so they were going to move him so there would be no face to face between the two and apparently that wasn't the answer he wanted to hear and he proceeded to make a scene. The good news is he got loud and that was it. Could have been a whole lot worse. I feel bad for the girls there because I'm sure they were really freaked out by this. In any case I had a great time there last night and will be reporting my visit shortly.

**Saintx** · 10-02-15 00:55

Originally Posted by TeenLover [View Original Post]

I was in the area today so I thought I would pop in to CB. I parked in back, there's about 5 cars there so I assumed I would be asked to come back later. As I approached the door, it slowly begins to open and behind the door is a very cute thin petite girl who says her name is Nunu. Any after financial matters are taken care of she begins a very nice teasing massage, I'm at full attention, this goes on for a while and she asks me to turn over.

At this point she gets completely naked, asks what I want, how much I want to pay etc. So she starts very nicely performing her task when I hear a guy screaming "I will not be held here captive" then a woman says something and he screams again "I have the right to leave whenever I want". The guy finally left but the mood was completely blown.

I assume it was someone who was asked to wait and got tired of waiting, not sure he should have taken it to that level however. I've never had that happen before, usually they are ultra careful to make the customers think they are the only ones there.

That guy was nuts. My dream just finished so. Yeah. Awkward much?

**Sex Xes** · 10-01-15 17:20

Originally Posted by VManOrl01 [View Original Post]

Are you sure you were at CB? I don't know of any girl named "Nunu" that works there and I was just there. I don't think they have a waiting room anymore either so they usually just ask you to come back. That's what they did when I was in there a few days ago. Wherever it was sounds like the dude was having a VERY bad day. LOL.

If he was on Bumby and parked in back he was at CB.

Bluepeak Massage across the street only has parking in front and they sure as hell don't get naked.