Massage Parlor Reports

[FartCity]

Recently had some YGND experience. Mon. , little, Ang. Everything everyone has said about them is 100% accurate and in no way are they disappointing or anything but lovely. However, I found myself having a struggle "getting into it. " I find that I do not look forward to YGND as much as I look forward to an AMP. As I considered "what is wrong with me? I came to a few conclusions.

1) MYSTERY: with an AMP there is a mystery all the way through. You don't know how things are going to go. That in itself is quite intriguing.

2) MASSAGE: caucasian massage in comparison to asian. No comparison. I was talking to one of the YGND girls and asked if she had experienced asian massage. Its on her to do list. - she wants to learn some of the techniques. This would be really helpful. Even if you just get a therapeutic asian massage from a seasoned pro its quite an experience. Sometimes it feels like a machine drumming you and sometimes it feels like an ocean washing over you. Amazing.

3) COMPARTMENTALIZATION: besides YGND I've had a few other caucasian massages, both sensual and non. The massage part is OK and typically the sensual part is compartmentalized. What I mean is that in 90% my experiences with caucasian, while massaging you're talking about music, weather, flooring, float trips and whatever. Then its time to go into the "sensual" part and now they're fiddling down there. Its hard for me to shift gears. Often I'm still thinking aobut something I can add to the conversation! When they go at it, I have difficulty focusing, and when I finish conversation goes right back to where we left off as if nothing happened. But the asian massage is seemless. Its both therapeutic and sensual the entire time, and the mystery of whether or not they were touching me sensually or therapeutically often heightens the excitement for me.

After an exceptionally good session with a caucasian I still find myself hungry for an AMP experience. Anyone else?

Nailed it. It's difficult to iterate, but yeah. Asian is better because. They don't fucking talk, the massage is always better, and you don't know what you're going to get until the end. Just like a good date, right? KIDDING. When I was younger before I was married to a wonderfully attractive lady, the body rubs and escort chicks were good to end dry spells. After getting marriage, the asian line of "well, I'm just here to get a good massage, if something happens out of nowhere, HOLY SHIT BEST DAY EVER. That doesn't really happen in St. Louis, but I don't go to where I know it's just for sexual purposes anymore. Just no fun.

[Donny Brasso]

Heard she flakes a lot. Go to post (s) 7563 & 7564 in this thread.

Another thing not to overlook! Thats not her pictures also. Not a bad looking lady. Just not near that fine 20 something in the pic.

[Rocketman Stl]

Yes, Saw her about a month ago. She has small office / room right off main street in St Charles. Not a bad looking lady. Wears shirt and panties and gives.

A not very good rub with a HJ HE. Not sure if anythingelse is on table did not ask. Thought it was a little over price. Lot better out there for less of a price.

Hope that helps. PM me if want to know anythingelse.

Heard she flakes a lot. Go to post (s) 7563 & 7564 in this thread.

[Temping]

Recently had some YGND experience. Mon. , little, Ang. Everything everyone has said about them is 100% accurate and in no way are they disappointing or anything but lovely. However, I found myself having a struggle "getting into it. " I find that I do not look forward to YGND as much as I look forward to an AMP. As I considered "what is wrong with me? I came to a few conclusions.

1) MYSTERY: with an AMP there is a mystery all the way through. You don't know how things are going to go. That in itself is quite intriguing.

2) MASSAGE: caucasian massage in comparison to asian. No comparison. I was talking to one of the YGND girls and asked if she had experienced asian massage. Its on her to do list. - she wants to learn some of the techniques. This would be really helpful. Even if you just get a therapeutic asian massage from a seasoned pro its quite an experience. Sometimes it feels like a machine drumming you and sometimes it feels like an ocean washing over you. Amazing.

3) COMPARTMENTALIZATION: besides YGND I've had a few other caucasian massages, both sensual and non. The massage part is OK and typically the sensual part is compartmentalized. What I mean is that in 90% my experiences with caucasian, while massaging you're talking about music, weather, flooring, float trips and whatever. Then its time to go into the "sensual" part and now they're fiddling down there. Its hard for me to shift gears. Often I'm still thinking aobut something I can add to the conversation! When they go at it, I have difficulty focusing, and when I finish conversation goes right back to where we left off as if nothing happened. But the asian massage is seemless. Its both therapeutic and sensual the entire time, and the mystery of whether or not they were touching me sensually or therapeutically often heightens the excitement for me.

After an exceptionally good session with a caucasian I still find myself hungry for an AMP experience. Anyone else?

[Whaler]

Has anyone tried this one yet?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...creet/16667091

Yes, Saw her about a month ago. She has small office / room right off main street in St Charles. Not a bad looking lady. Wears shirt and panties and gives.

A not very good rub with a HJ HE. Not sure if anythingelse is on table did not ask. Thought it was a little over price. Lot better out there for less of a price.

Hope that helps. PM me if want to know anythingelse.

[Bill Bradsky]

I am a Newb to the whole thing. First post too. Anyway. You pros who have been around awhile will probably recognize the AMP by the tactic I'll describe. Location. Somewhere central. I've been a couple of times with an open mind knowing that extras are somewhat "seasonal" and its hit or miss. There are a few very attractive asians that I like there and they all give great massages even from the therapeutic standpoint. I've never had HE there but DIY most times. So I frequent.

Last time I found myself in the midst of a fairly strange mindgame. At the onset of the session, the masseuse, who I hadn't experienced before, kissed me on the cheek, flattered me about how attractive I was, touched all the fun areas, kept telling me how much they liked me, etc. They kept this up for about 15 minutes. Then things went to normal massage for awhile. At about 40 minutes they stirred things up again, touching and flirting. Then the flip. She keeps making a big show about making sure no one can see what we're doing. And theres this guy (owner?) walking back and forth like a barraks inspector who can see through the curtains if he wants (and here's where some of you pros will know the place I'm talking about). Then she whispers to me if I like it dirty. When I ask her to clarify (because of accent I did struggle to understand her), she told me that we needed the room in back and would I like to go back there for an additional 30 minutes. Whole time she's touching down there. I say sure, extending the time from 60-90 minutes. She puts a towel around me and has me race back to the back room with her (supposedly quickly so no one will see us!

Then in back. She just sits there and massages my legs, staring off into space. After not long I realize that I've been scammed. Now here's the part where you'll all know I'm an idiot. I should say that I realized I've been scammed AGAIN. The reason I know I'm scammed is because the exact same thing happened to me acouple of weeks ago at the same place with a different lady!! Kissing me on the cheek, saying how much she liked me, touching / flirting, then extending the time and going stone cold. So why would I fall for it again? Well because I've had DIY success with the others and I'm a sucker for flattery! So after a few minutes I tell this lady "you know xxxx (other masseus) well guess what. A couple of weeks ago, she had me extend the time and promised me more. Then you know what she did? She just sat there and rubbed my legs and eventually said the session was finished! " She looked at me horrified, because I called her out directly. I also realize it was stupid of me to tell her what another masseuse did because they all talk to each other and now they'll think I can't be trusted. Anyway honestly I would have just liked a nice massage at that point. So I told her to do my shoulders and face and that she didn't have to pretend. She relaxed and then got really flirtatious again (which is strange).

I'm sure this is acommon AMP experience. I don't know how the fee structure works. Do they get to keep the extra they make by extending to 90? I know some of them really need the money, may be stuck in a bad situation. Who knows. I have a mix of feelings. If they want to be legit, just be legit. But then I know some of them are in situations that they don't want to be in and I feel bad for them.

A few things I know about SOME Chinese people (don't want to generalize) . I've had some extended experience (several years of intimate experience) with the culture through another situation that had nothing to do with AMPs 1) they think americans are stupid. 2) many times when they are flattering you in english they are laughing at you in Chinese with the others. 3) again, if they're really really nice to you it's sometimes actually a sign that they do not like you. 4) they often know more english than they let on and use the "miscommunication" as a cloak to keep things open for them to backtrack and blame you for misunderstanding. 5) they are raised in subtlety and nuance, something americans aren't prepared for. Everything going on in their environment is often deliberately contrived to send several layers of messages, even down to the color clothes being worn. Those saturated in the culture grow up being aware of much more that is being communicated in everything around them. Americans are straight forward and candid for the most part and we don't communicate in layers, which is why we're perceievd as stupid. And its why we fall for a lot of the nonsense probably. Anyway knowing all of that doesn't really help me overcome my urges when I'm naked in front of someone flattering me, but it should.

You win the prize for the best and longest first report I've seen all year. Way to go. I know exactly who you're talking about. Those ladies are little scammers and pull that stunt all the time.

[Chet Font]

You tipped. 4 for that? This is why we can't have nice things. I'll repeat on standard tips: DIY: . 2, HJHE: . 4, BJHE: . 6 - This: $$. 0 total, so $. 0.

I frankly doubt most of this, unless you're like a weekly customer and know your personal identity well. They're very, very careful. Anything inappropriate happening in the lobby seems shockingly off for how carefully this place is run.

Fartcity, She seemed happy with $. Tipped. 4 for the other 2. The whole experience seemed irrational and if I was reading this I would be skeptical too. $. 4 is high because I can get FS for $. 6- 8 from better looking providers. Out of state phone number and license plate does have advantages and if you are willing to touch your junk, they know you can't be LEO.

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[QueNine]

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[Temping]

I am a Newb to the whole thing. First post too. Anyway. You pros who have been around awhile will probably recognize the AMP by the tactic I'll describe. Location. Somewhere central. I've been a couple of times with an open mind knowing that extras are somewhat "seasonal" and its hit or miss. There are a few very attractive asians that I like there and they all give great massages even from the therapeutic standpoint. I've never had HE there but DIY most times. So I frequent.

Last time I found myself in the midst of a fairly strange mindgame. At the onset of the session, the masseuse, who I hadn't experienced before, kissed me on the cheek, flattered me about how attractive I was, touched all the fun areas, kept telling me how much they liked me, etc. They kept this up for about 15 minutes. Then things went to normal massage for awhile. At about 40 minutes they stirred things up again, touching and flirting. Then the flip. She keeps making a big show about making sure no one can see what we're doing. And theres this guy (owner?) walking back and forth like a barraks inspector who can see through the curtains if he wants (and here's where some of you pros will know the place I'm talking about). Then she whispers to me if I like it dirty. When I ask her to clarify (because of accent I did struggle to understand her), she told me that we needed the room in back and would I like to go back there for an additional 30 minutes. Whole time she's touching down there. I say sure, extending the time from 60-90 minutes. She puts a towel around me and has me race back to the back room with her (supposedly quickly so no one will see us!

Then in back. She just sits there and massages my legs, staring off into space. After not long I realize that I've been scammed. Now here's the part where you'll all know I'm an idiot. I should say that I realized I've been scammed AGAIN. The reason I know I'm scammed is because the exact same thing happened to me acouple of weeks ago at the same place with a different lady!! Kissing me on the cheek, saying how much she liked me, touching / flirting, then extending the time and going stone cold. So why would I fall for it again? Well because I've had DIY success with the others and I'm a sucker for flattery! So after a few minutes I tell this lady "you know xxxx (other masseus) well guess what. A couple of weeks ago, she had me extend the time and promised me more. Then you know what she did? She just sat there and rubbed my legs and eventually said the session was finished! " She looked at me horrified, because I called her out directly. I also realize it was stupid of me to tell her what another masseuse did because they all talk to each other and now they'll think I can't be trusted. Anyway honestly I would have just liked a nice massage at that point. So I told her to do my shoulders and face and that she didn't have to pretend. She relaxed and then got really flirtatious again (which is strange).

I'm sure this is acommon AMP experience. I don't know how the fee structure works. Do they get to keep the extra they make by extending to 90? I know some of them really need the money, may be stuck in a bad situation. Who knows. I have a mix of feelings. If they want to be legit, just be legit. But then I know some of them are in situations that they don't want to be in and I feel bad for them.

A few things I know about SOME Chinese people (don't want to generalize) . I've had some extended experience (several years of intimate experience) with the culture through another situation that had nothing to do with AMPs 1) they think americans are stupid. 2) many times when they are flattering you in english they are laughing at you in Chinese with the others. 3) again, if they're really really nice to you it's sometimes actually a sign that they do not like you. 4) they often know more english than they let on and use the "miscommunication" as a cloak to keep things open for them to backtrack and blame you for misunderstanding. 5) they are raised in subtlety and nuance, something americans aren't prepared for. Everything going on in their environment is often deliberately contrived to send several layers of messages, even down to the color clothes being worn. Those saturated in the culture grow up being aware of much more that is being communicated in everything around them. Americans are straight forward and candid for the most part and we don't communicate in layers, which is why we're perceievd as stupid. And its why we fall for a lot of the nonsense probably. Anyway knowing all of that doesn't really help me overcome my urges when I'm naked in front of someone flattering me, but it should.

[FartCity]

At an asian spa close to the AP. Made the appointment for 90 minutes with the older asian gal expecting DIY with some assistance.

Started out with heavyset AA chick because older gal had to pick up her car. Older gal returns and says she has to "pet" my dick. Teased me and told me I had to finish myself. She takes over after 10 minutes of me choking my chicken.

A younger one comes in and both work on me for a few minutes. Older one leaves and younger one starts licking my balls and sucking my dick.

Older one was 50-60 and the other 30-40 years old. Older one couldn't keep her hands off my dick after paying and standing at the front desk. She put her hand up my shorts and played with my dick and balls until I suggested we go into a room. We did and I unzipped so she could lick the head of my dick and stroke my shaft. Would have liked to have stayed longer but I had already been there 2 hours and the older one had another appointment.

Last year, someone posted that the AA chick got wild with him and no one seemed to believe him.

$ plus. 4 tip. PM for details.

You tipped. 4 for that? This is why we can't have nice things. I'll repeat on standard tips: DIY: . 2, HJHE: . 4, BJHE: . 6 - This: $$. 0 total, so $. 0.

I frankly doubt most of this, unless you're like a weekly customer and know your personal identity well. They're very, very careful. Anything inappropriate happening in the lobby seems shockingly off for how carefully this place is run.

[QueNine]

Ibwentbas well and had a similar experience to Chet. Girl is an total fuxkinf weirdo and paranoid. I'll respond to Sr. Member inquiries.

Bare with me. Compiling a response to send each of you.

[QueNine]

Keep telling her how beautiful she is and how much you'd like to fuck her. Hopefully she'll dive head first into your junk.

Ibwentbas well and had a similar experience to Chet. Girl is an total fuxkinf weirdo and paranoid. I'll respond to Sr. Member inquiries.

[Chet Font]

This has not been my experience, but way to go, brother! Hopefully they won't close down or stop doing the extras. I love a good AMP and sometimes you just want to go in at the spur of the moment and take a chance, so this is good news. Thanks for the report.

Keep telling her how beautiful she is and how much you'd like to fuck her. Hopefully she'll dive head first into your junk.

[OldDawg]

At an asian spa close to the AP. Made the appointment for 90 minutes with the older asian gal expecting DIY with some assistance.

Started out with heavyset AA chick because older gal had to pick up her car. Older gal returns and says she has to "pet" my dick. Teased me and told me I had to finish myself. She takes over after 10 minutes of me choking my chicken.

A younger one comes in and both work on me for a few minutes. Older one leaves and younger one starts licking my balls and sucking my dick.

Older one was 50-60 and the other 30-40 years old. Older one couldn't keep her hands off my dick after paying and standing at the front desk. She put her hand up my shorts and played with my dick and balls until I suggested we go into a room. We did and I unzipped so she could lick the head of my dick and stroke my shaft. Would have liked to have stayed longer but I had already been there 2 hours and the older one had another appointment.

Last year, someone posted that the AA chick got wild with him and no one seemed to believe him.

$ plus. 4 tip. PM for details.

This has not been my experience, but way to go, brother! Hopefully they won't close down or stop doing the extras. I love a good AMP and sometimes you just want to go in at the spur of the moment and take a chance, so this is good news. Thanks for the report.