Massage Parlor Reports

[Originalgamer]

I decided to give this one a try mostly due to location. It's rare to see a provider who lives literally five minutes away from me, so I was excited by the idea of having a go-to bodyrub just down the street. Contacted through text, with one call for final directions. Her apartment is nothing special, and maybe even bordering on shady. No ambiance other than a room with a bed, although it did smell great from some fried pork she had cooking in the kitchen, so there's that.

As for the actual massage, I'm really torn. On the one hand, it was surprisingly good and thorough, down to massaging my individual fingers. On the other, I opted for the body to body (B2 B) option, and there was surprisingly little of that. At the start she sits on the floor at the head of bed to work on your shoulders and arms, and exploring is encouraged (topless, not bottomless). But the actual B2 B part was limited to a few seconds each time she switched sides. Also halfway through the massage she asked if I was going to want a HE. I said of course, and she explained that was an extra. 10. This aggravated me because I only carry with me exactly what I need for safety, especially with a first time visit. Luckily I had packed. 80 for a tip, so was already covered, but it still irked me this wasn't mentioned in the ad or during the setup. Anyways, on the flip she sat next to me and provided a quick release, but no B2 B on the flip. Which to me is like the WHOLE reason for B2 B. I wasn't expecting some kind of crazy nuru here with her body type, but SOMETHING would have been nice.

PROS: Easy to get a hold of, friendly personality, very solid and skilled massage.

CONS: B2 B was basically pointless, upsell (albeit minimal).

Probably wouldn't repeat unless I had a lot of stress and needed something super convenient.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ett-xo/9308634

[OrlandoDoc]

I can't get this one to return my calls or texts. Anybody else had any luck? At the point of giving up.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...apist/12760785

If she does not return your calls or texts after a few times, why would you keep bothering to try? Plenty of fish in the sea who would be happy to see you I'm sure.

[Member #4882]

Text once call once. Then stop, if you continue she will never return them. You spook her and seem to desparate. I call and text once then about a weeks later try again; after that I am done.

I can't get this one to return my calls or texts. Anybody else had any luck? At the point of giving up.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...apist/12760785

[Overthepond13]

I can't get this one to return my calls or texts. Anybody else had any luck? At the point of giving up.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...apist/12760785

[Overthepond13]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5108727409.html

Any info on this lady. If picture is real, she is very lovely.

I saw her one time at her old location. Thought it was going to be a sure thing. I got plenty of teasing and was trying to roam the whole time (she kept laughing and pulling away though), and then all of a sudden the hour was up with nothing else. I planned on persevering but never did since location is not convenient for me. Her rack is magnificent.

[Sillyolman]

Remember these girls are in it for the business side, so you need to convince them that they should do what you want for that cash. Try laying the money for a standard tip on the little table with a lamp or if you get an hour and pay 80, pay with a hundred so when they bring your change don't put the change back in your pocket just leave it out or tell them to place it out. That will signal that the money could be for them. If the service still sucks just but your money back in your pocket at the end and walk. (never happens. They can't let money get away, but they won't pocket the money until they provide the service because they don't want to be accused of theft) In your case you may need to staple the money to your shirt because you are giving off a wrong vibe. You may need to try touching yourself because they must think you are LEO. Even though this is business, try to be conversant with the girls. Make them laugh. Compliment them (even if you don't mean it. They are surely lying to us unless I am movie star good looking). They will like that and you will get better service. If your breath stinks, use a mint. I am not saying you should try to date them, but try to act like you would be dating them. Good Luck -- Dog.

I would like to add, from my experience, we all operate in different ways so we each need to find what works best for us. I have found everything that LD says to be point on. I compliment a woman as quickly after I meet her as possible. Often a small one followed shortly after, in these situations, with one directed at her beauty or touch. I do my best when I lay face down in the shower or massage room to push my cock back so am not laying on it and it's easily visible to her and my feet are on either side of the table. I have never tried to push it in the shower room unless she started to drive down that road. Those have been very enjoyable times.

In the massage room they sometimes have the draping sheet folded up and laying on top of the table. I generally throw it onto the chair. If she tries to put it on top of me I tell her we don't need it. If she acts like she has to use it I tell her it's way to hot. If she still insists, then it's no tip.

When the massage starts she is generally standing on your left. Reach back and touch her leg a time or two. They usually hop up top shortly after that offering you an excellent opportunity to reach back and warm up her feet for her.

The point being, politely initiate things. Show her you want more than a massage. Things will start heading where you want them to go.

[ZippityDoDa]

Hi Gents. Does anyone remember Lucy from Natural Therapies on Mills?

Does anyone know if she's still in Orlando and if so where she is working?

Thanks and stay safe out there.

Z.

[AncientOne]

So, after my experience with CB. I decided to try a new place. That is the Island Therapy (or magic therapy) on 436/ altamonte.

I get in, drew a new girl I haven't seen before but forgot to ask for her name. Ask for HH. Pay the fee and she begins the table shower. Very standard table shower, no teasing whatsoever. Not a good sign. Oh well, enjoy it anyways. Onto the massage table. Decent quality CMT style massage, hits all the points (except for my favorite). Full draping at all times. Constantly adjusts the towel to make sure it's still fully covered. She manages to massage everything but the most important area, which is left completely untouched.

On the flip, the towel falls off immediately. She yelps out, points to my member (as if this is not supposed to happen) and instructs me to cover back up. Again, not good. I do as instructed. Does a fairly lame upper arm stretch and ankle stretch then taps me to tell me it's done. Leave a small tip and she then ushers me quickly out the door and says "bye," as if nothing else is ever supposed to happen here.

Dude, nobody leaves that place with blue balls. Follow Law Dogs advice to the T. If I draw a new girl, I go with the HH and pull out a $100 bill. When she comes back with the change I never touch it but point to the table and say "that's for you". The message is CLEAR for them to earn that tip. These girls don't want to start a negotiation process on the flip and neither do we!

[LawDog17]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5108727409.html

Any info on this lady. If picture is real, she is very lovely.

I did a review a while back on her. Photo is real. She looks lovely, but standard massage no hint of extras on first go around others have said it doesn't get better but she is so pretty. It is just a ball of dissapointment. I don't know which is worse having a no happy ending massage from a hottie or from an ugly fat girl. I think the expectations from the hottie make it worse. Leaves you walking away with blue balls. She recently branched out on her own so I don't know know if it will be better because old boss lady (not sure the actual previous arrangement could have been just sharing space) was pretty strict with her and others. -- Dog.

[LawDog17]

So, after my experience with CB. I decided to try a new place. That is the Island Therapy (or magic therapy) on 436/ altamonte.

I get in, drew a new girl I haven't seen before but forgot to ask for her name. Ask for HH. Pay the fee and she begins the table shower. Very standard table shower, no teasing whatsoever. Not a good sign. Oh well, enjoy it anyways. Onto the massage table. Decent quality CMT style massage, hits all the points (except for my favorite). Full draping at all times. Constantly adjusts the towel to make sure it's still fully covered. She manages to massage everything but the most important area, which is left completely untouched.

On the flip, the towel falls off immediately. She yelps out, points to my member (as if this is not supposed to happen) and instructs me to cover back up. Again, not good. I do as instructed. Does a fairly lame upper arm stretch and ankle stretch then taps me to tell me it's done. Leave a small tip and she then ushers me quickly out the door and says "bye," as if nothing else is ever supposed to happen here.

Remember these girls are in it for the business side, so you need to convince them that they should do what you want for that cash. Try laying the money for a standard tip on the little table with a lamp or if you get an hour and pay 80, pay with a hundred so when they bring your change don't put the change back in your pocket just leave it out or tell them to place it out. That will signal that the money could be for them. If the service still sucks just but your money back in your pocket at the end and walk. (never happens. They can't let money get away, but they won't pocket the money until they provide the service because they don't want to be accused of theft) In your case you may need to staple the money to your shirt because you are giving off a wrong vibe. You may need to try touching yourself because they must think you are LEO. Even though this is business, try to be conversant with the girls. Make them laugh. Compliment them (even if you don't mean it. They are surely lying to us unless I am movie star good looking). They will like that and you will get better service. If your breath stinks, use a mint. I am not saying you should try to date them, but try to act like you would be dating them. Good Luck -- Dog.

[Indian River]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5108727409.html

Any info on this lady. If picture is real, she is very lovely.

[Member #4897]

Ok so upon visiting my ATF Lisa in her new downtown location we learned some annoying news. I guess the rumors about backpage are true. The government is shutting it down. They no longer accept credit card payments, so our girls can't ad. I highly recommend getting your providers phone numbers stored before its shut down completely.

On a lighter note. Exceptional service from her as always. Her new location is a really nice, private set up. It was so close to my office I walked there.

Greeted me with a little black dress, she ripped off my tie and showered me head to toe. Massage is soft but I prefer that, inbox me for details and damages.

Bigballerx.

[WalSTreet]

I now Tatiana quite well. She is a wonderful lady, Excellent therapist but is strictly legit!

Same here. I have seen her a few times. Undraped but no play. She does look better in person I think.

[Member #6038]

This x 1,000. A lot of you are real jerks and the reason why we can't have nice things in Orlando. CB has been excellent for a while now. I did not review them on here because too many of you have loose lips and hell bent on ruining a good thing.

Totally agree. CB is a quality shop. Fair to report on your experience but the amount of negativity doesn't match up with many others repeated experiences. Might want to reflect on how you are approaching the appt and change tactics.

Done with the white knighting. Just got a massage and this is a buzz kill.

[SW Surfer]

How are Ivey's table shower skills?

I will have to agree with Overboard on this one. Recently visited CB and requested Ivey and I will have to say I'm glad I did. She is probably one of the best if not the best therapist I've had there. Her massage technique is softer than most which I really enjoyed. It was so relaxing in fact I almost fell asleep and that rarely happens! Can't wait to see this little gem again.