Strip Club Reports

[Writer]

It was late and I was bored tonight and when you're bored, it's always nice to get some pussy. Since H8's isn't terribly far away from me, I thought I'd go up there and see what was going on. I even went so far as showering off (washing my dick and ass) and getting dressed before I left.

Well, after I was done, I sat down and started thinking to myself that I spend FAR too much time and money in the clubs and AMPs (as in several thousand dollars a year). Then, I thought further, as in who's going to be there? Deanna might or might not but if she isn't, who else would be? I'm not going to see Raven, Mia, Natalie, Montana or Hope and that would be the likely crew for a Tuesday night. Now, three or four years ago, when some of my favorites were there. Such as Tiffany, Destiny, Karissa and Miranda (or any of the other names she went by) and some of the other ones that slip my mind right now were there, I wouldn't have given it a second though and would have gone in a heartbeat. Now, with the "talent" (and I say talent with a heavy dose of sarcasm) that's there, I did something that I can't remember doing in a very long time, if ever. I sat down, took my shoes off, got back into my sweats and stayed home. This decision saved me somewhere between $150 -175.

I guess you could say this really was a win. Unknowingly, H8's management saved me quite a bit of cash and didn't get to realize a profit from me, all because of their failure to bring in reasonably attractive women and get rid of some of the lifers that actually detract from the place. Honestly, who wants to see Raven or Montana dance, unless they're going by the theory that those women are so ugly that it'll drive you to drink just by watching them. I'm just not into old, ugly or fat girls. It seems that they allow anyone who will pay stage fees and work the backroom in there. How are you going to bring in more customers looking at who's there?

Having said all of this, it's not like I won't go back eventually but it will be a Friday or Saturday, in the hopes that some new, semi attractive stragglers or girls from other clubs come in for a change of pace to see what things are like. Granted, they likely won't stay there long but at least I'll be able to see them while they're there.

In the end, typically, I'll do what I've been doing frequently in the last few months. Go in, have one drink and leave in search of decent talent at other clubs. The Silver Cricket has been seeing me far more often lately.

I hope the h8's has someone on staff that follows this board, I hope they read your post and make some changes, but I doubt they will. Thanks for posting.

[Incognito1234]

It was late and I was bored tonight and when you're bored, it's always nice to get some pussy. Since H8's isn't terribly far away from me, I thought I'd go up there and see what was going on. I even went so far as showering off (washing my dick and ass) and getting dressed before I left.

Well, after I was done, I sat down and started thinking to myself that I spend FAR too much time and money in the clubs and AMPs (as in several thousand dollars a year). Then, I thought further, as in who's going to be there? Deanna might or might not but if she isn't, who else would be? I'm not going to see Raven, Mia, Natalie, Montana or Hope and that would be the likely crew for a Tuesday night. Now, three or four years ago, when some of my favorites were there. Such as Tiffany, Destiny, Karissa and Miranda (or any of the other names she went by) and some of the other ones that slip my mind right now were there, I wouldn't have given it a second though and would have gone in a heartbeat. Now, with the "talent" (and I say talent with a heavy dose of sarcasm) that's there, I did something that I can't remember doing in a very long time, if ever. I sat down, took my shoes off, got back into my sweats and stayed home. This decision saved me somewhere between $150 -175.

I guess you could say this really was a win. Unknowingly, H8's management saved me quite a bit of cash and didn't get to realize a profit from me, all because of their failure to bring in reasonably attractive women and get rid of some of the lifers that actually detract from the place. Honestly, who wants to see Raven or Montana dance, unless they're going by the theory that those women are so ugly that it'll drive you to drink just by watching them. I'm just not into old, ugly or fat girls. It seems that they allow anyone who will pay stage fees and work the backroom in there. How are you going to bring in more customers looking at who's there?

Having said all of this, it's not like I won't go back eventually but it will be a Friday or Saturday, in the hopes that some new, semi attractive stragglers or girls from other clubs come in for a change of pace to see what things are like. Granted, they likely won't stay there long but at least I'll be able to see them while they're there.

In the end, typically, I'll do what I've been doing frequently in the last few months. Go in, have one drink and leave in search of decent talent at other clubs. The Silver Cricket has been seeing me far more often lately.

[Writer]

I"m going to be in the area of Jons hot spot tonight, any advice on what girls are good and which ones to avoid? Thank you in advance for our help.

[Abcd1]

It was at night, near closing. Few other thinks I remember about her: 27 yo with 3 kids.

Just left. Great time! 1:30 skinny blond sits on the lap says its her last dance and shell give a goid deal. I ask what's a good deal. She says 80 everything. No cover availavble (she asks if in clean. I'm am howevee how many others have lied?) so daty BBBJCIM spit, slight insertion for quasai penatration. Blond short hair good looking girl that said she works Tues. Wed and weekends (I was hoping she would be there tommorow for another round before I fly out). Bit tipsy.

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Days or nights?

[UsBorne]

Saturday afternoon, lots of girls only of interest to me. Thicker body, dark hair and tanned. Mid 40's. Said she had worked their 25 years. Pleasant to talk to and was very playful before we went back. Said her name was Debby. Began an oral exam that was not playful but painful switched to plan be and the application of the cover was also painful. Plan be did not work in the confines of the area. Removed cover and began oral that was painful again. Took matters into my hands to resolve matters. Took my bruised and battered out of there and won't repeat. Worst experience in 40 plus years of activity. She has no pleasurable skills in back. I thought she was an angel but instead she ripped me off figuratively and literally.

[UsBorne]

Saturday afternoon. Tropical, thicker AA, was fun and reasonably priced. Alana has big very saggy boobs, she is not big. She was not reasonably priced, fun yes but not reasonable. Tropical would repeat Alana I would not.

[StripperLover]

Stopped in last Wednesday daytime, won't make that mistake again. 2 beers for $9 but some of the worst daytime talent (even worse than Players daytime). You can print up a free entry pass from their website, I'll check it out again but later in the evening.

[Ackson13]

Just left. Great time! 1:30 skinny blond sits on the lap says its her last dance and shell give a goid deal. I ask what's a good deal. She says 80 everything. No cover availavble (she asks if in clean. I'm am howevee how many others have lied?) so daty BBBJCIM spit, slight insertion for quasai penatration. Blond short hair good looking girl that said she works Tues. Wed and weekends (I was hoping she would be there tommorow for another round before I fly out). Bit tipsy.

Days or nights?

[Jooop]

If anyone has Kerry / karmas real name or number pm me please. Henry's is a drive for me and I want to get in touch with her before I do to make sure she's there. Thanks.

Try Coli Karma was there Friday about 5'9 Black hair.

[Abcd1]

Just left. Great time! 1:30 skinny blond sits on the lap says its her last dance and shell give a goid deal. I ask what's a good deal. She says 80 everything. No cover availavble (she asks if in clean. I'm am howevee how many others have lied?) so daty BBBJCIM spit, slight insertion for quasai penatration. Blond short hair good looking girl that said she works Tues. Wed and weekends (I was hoping she would be there tommorow for another round before I fly out). Bit tipsy.

[KdScott222]

If anyone has Kerry / karmas real name or number pm me please. Henry's is a drive for me and I want to get in touch with her before I do to make sure she's there. Thanks.

[Easy Rider 22]

Take the pebble, grasshopper. One needs only to look to the South gate to fulfill one's journey.

15480 Dix Toledo Rd, Southgate, MI 48195.

[Davenothere]

She threw up on me. . .

Nice, that's usually extra.

[OdysseusMI]

Coliseum has $3 beers weekdays until 8 pm and no cover daytime except for a $8 valet fee, players seems to have the same setup. Any other clubs have the same deals?

I can confirm this. Plus they offer some good deals on food. The food is pretty good, maybe on average about a 6 or 7 on a scale of 1-10. The Christmas spread they put out is great. For those on the far east side, decent prices on beer and food at The Traffic Light during the afternoon. I think I paid $5 for a domestic and got a NY strip that had to be something like 20+ ounces in size for $12 a few weeks back, complete with sides. Talent was on the thin side with just a few gals, but Maddie (or Mollie, or something like that) was interested and just talked my ear off for the couple of hours I was there.

Everyone knows how pricey things are at PHC, but last fall when I went there for away games on Saturdays, I would pop in, watch the game, enjoy the stage show, and get a bucket of beers (quantity of 5 I think) for $20. Normally something like $35 or so during a weekday afternoon. Food is decent there, some specials here and there. If you can call them specials as compared to other clubs.

By the way, stopped at Coli yesterday and the curtains are still up. Talked with Macy for a while late in my stay there. (Cute spinner type with big dee's and several tats. Great eyes, shoulder length jet black hair.) Too late in my stay to join her in VIP, but we've been talking several times now and I'll report on her next time I visit there in probably three weeks or so.

Stay safe and well.

[Jooop]

Coliseum has $3 beers weekdays until 8 pm and no cover daytime except for a $8 valet fee, players seems to have the same setup. Any other clubs have the same deals?

I don't think Tycoons caugfht on to this as it cost me 7. 00 plus for a beer.