Massage Parlor Reports

**CarpeJewels** · 04-12-15 21:08

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Nice post and you've been holding back too long. Never been to Healthy Massage but need to go if Yumi is there. Saw her when she first started at Sunflower (2 years ago?) ****?

If Yumi = Youni (her spelling on card) then she went to Health not Healthy (so far I have only legit things to say about Healthy but good for legit). Mama said she was recently in China marrying someone from US. May be back but hope the ring isn't a short leash. I love her smile. Sorry if that someone is one of y'all.

**CarpeJewels** · 04-12-15 20:56

Originally Posted by Extradiction [View Original Post]

You'd be better off getting a fleshlight. Their sanitation is a huge problem.

Although, I will say that the only provider I have ever got to stick a finger up my shoot was one from Min Hua. Been looking for a provider elsewhere that'll do it but they all decline.

Angel#2 had a smoker (not the looks kind but short, younger and somewhat cute) that would head straight for your tail. Through the sheet with her thumb. I think this was her nursery rhyme test to see if you were awake for it. On the flip more smiles and more Disney would lead to what YOU like. Possible name of Lilly but haven't seen her last six visits because I always schedule with someone else. Walls don't go all the way up so only hands and I've been scolded for sitting up. Not sure what that was about (sorry if I'm rambling went to Healthy last night for a celebration and while the massage and chit chat was excellent. I wasn't all the way relaxed).

**Swanson21** · 04-11-15 10:02

Originally Posted by BenderDundat [View Original Post]

Been here several times and never felt good about any part of it, massage or anything else. I would say take this off your bucket list.

Benderdundat.

LOL. I understand.

**LambdaAb** · 04-10-15 23:08

Originally Posted by AcWorthGuy [View Original Post]

Hit up Tai Ji Hnads yesterday for the first time after reading some reviews. Drew a young (er) chick, probably early 30's, forget her name, but she was by far the best looking and youngest girl working. She gave a really good massage, and did an ok job taking care of the boys on the flip. She was really friendly and had a great attitude. Total damage, $50 to the house, $30 for her.

Can you share the name of her?

**LambdaAb** · 04-10-15 23:06

Originally Posted by SunSin1 [View Original Post]

I agree, most Camp girls I meet are from Shenyang.

And they have some Russian in them like one of my favorite actresses, Netta Jade!

Yes they are from that part of China. Northeast part of China.

**SunSin1** · 04-10-15 22:03

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Definitely. My last Chinese girlfriend was from Shenyang. She was tall with a lovely ass, light skin and pink nipples.

I agree, most Camp girls I meet are from Shenyang.

And they have some Russian in them like one of my favorite actresses, Netta Jade!

**Niteluvr** · 04-10-15 19:04

Originally Posted by MikeyGaGa1 [View Original Post]

FWIW. The girls from northern China are better looking IMHO because they have mixed with Russians over years. Taller and lighter skin.

Definitely. My last Chinese girlfriend was from Shenyang. She was tall with a lovely ass, light skin and pink nipples.

**Extradiction** · 04-10-15 18:43

Originally Posted by Osmosiss [View Original Post]

I would actually probably go to Min Hua over this place.

You'd be better off getting a fleshlight. Their sanitation is a huge problem.

Although, I will say that the only provider I have ever got to stick a finger up my shoot was one from Min Hua. Been looking for a provider elsewhere that'll do it but they all decline.

**PirateG** · 04-10-15 18:34

Went to the Wa Wa yesterday at lunch. Drew a slim Kgirl named Misou (like the soup). Very Pretty and slim. Took my door fee and left. I undressed and placed a tip on the table. When she came back she took me to the shower. A little chit-chat, and scrub-a-dub-dub. Love it when they tease the twig and berries. Back to the room, she asked if the tip was for her. That led to a nude massage, with the right amount of pressure. Eventually the flip, and she went down on me. I got a little FIV to see she was wet, then it was giddy-up! Cowgirl, mish, then blew while doggie. All in all it was a pretty good lunch! Will return.

**BenderDundat** · 04-10-15 17:28

Originally Posted by Swanson21 [View Original Post]

I went the Yini for the first time about a month or so ago. They had one fine ass female working there that night. I was hoping that she would be my masseuse but she said, I'm the cashier. The massage I received was good, but I only got a little teasing. I might go back.

Been here several times and never felt good about any part of it, massage or anything else. I would say take this off your bucket list.

Benderdundat.

**BenderDundat** · 04-10-15 17:26

Originally Posted by Francium [View Original Post]

I went in for a foot massage, ONLY the other night. Was not busy, drew Therea, who is young 20's, very cute and capable. Since I prefer to wear shorts for the foot massage, they had me change in an empty massage room. So I see this sign in the room: Something to the effect of "Customers must wear underpants during massage, no exception. " Guys, this place is as legit as they come. Is this in response to a new ordinance? I had not been in the area at all for a few months, so I wonder if this is now common practice. Anybody seen this elsewhere?

I've seen these signs in places for years here and there, including this place. I always ignore the sign. Lay face down uncovered, if the girl comes in and say, Ahh, you must wear underwear or something to that effect, they typically walk out and close door to wait for you to put on underwear, that is when I put all my clothes back on and hit the exit, no money spent, no harm, no foul. On to the next one. I actually got a foot massage here last night and it was excellent. I will return.

Benderdundat.

**Homeo** · 04-10-15 17:18

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

What is CB?

Citizen Band or Cheshire Bridge.

**AcWorthGuy** · 04-10-15 15:28

Hit up Tai Ji Hnads yesterday for the first time after reading some reviews. Drew a young (er) chick, probably early 30's, forget her name, but she was by far the best looking and youngest girl working. She gave a really good massage, and did an ok job taking care of the boys on the flip. She was really friendly and had a great attitude. Total damage, $50 to the house, $30 for her.