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**Flh8128** · 03-22-15 23:30

In this dream that took place a few days after new years, I decided to try my hand at bbw. I had never been with anyone bigger than me before but I was talked into it by a friend of mine who is another bbw that used to post on here 3-4 years ago and graduated to mainstream porn and still throws parties downtown (some of you can probably guess or figure out who I'm talking about).

Bella was a total sweetheart. We talked for a bit to get comfortable with each other and started with a massage that was very relaxing and arousing. Great foreplay of daty and CBJ. By the time we got to FS we were so into it I unfortunately didn't last long enough to really enjoy it but it was still a blast.

She told me she's saving to finish school and wants to retire when she's done so indulge while you can. Too bad because she could totally follow my other friend into porn.

**Flh8128** · 03-22-15 23:09

Originally Posted by Orl2424 [View Original Post]

Wow I seen her like 2 years ago off of Goldenrod and Bates not that many rules back then. I was able to suck on her massive breasts but mish and doggy was all that was offered she would not get in top because she claimed she was no good at it LOL. I guess it makes sense since she is into chicks she was very mechanical. The has lost some weight since I seen her but would def not repeat.

I got the same excuse about no cg because she sucks at it. I have found that several providers are averse to cg or rcg for various reasons like the one she gave or it's too personal / intimate or it makes the cover come off without either of us noticing. And of course they don't tell you that until you're past the point of no return. Go figure.

**SouthernGent51** · 03-22-15 21:05

Originally Posted by TermCat [View Original Post]

Looks like the Polish princess is back. Haven't seen her around for a while but it is the same phone number.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-only/10551423

At least she has some new fake pics. Don't know why she does this because she is not that bad looking.

Anyway my favorite line from my last dream was "30 minutes does not mean 30 minutes of sex".

Huh?

YMMV.

Well she is gone now. LOL.

**Orlando777** · 03-22-15 20:41

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-26/12344865

Dreamt that I got back from vacation and was getting fever from blue balls.

Texted a few providers advertising around altamonte as I was on my way there to meet a friend. Alayna was the first to respond. $ for hhr. All communication via text (tried calling a couple of time in-between texts but didn't pick up) but responses very swift.

Arrived at a hotel I have never been to (and never have wanted to), and she texted her room number. Got up to the room number but could see that the room was empty and curtain open. WTF!!

Noticed a gal looking at me couple of rooms down and she waved me to come to her. Now no need to say this. You guys can probably determine by my previous statement that she is definitely not the gal in the pics. Alayna has lots of tats, she is a latina but the body type and complexion very similar to the pics on the post.

Got inside. We chatted for a few minutes. Got comfortable. She took her clothes off and wow. Not bad at all.

Started off with cg, then rcg, and then mish where I exploded and immediately felt the fever disappear.

Did not ask for msog, and I was running late anyway so cleaned up and said goodbyes.

All in all;.

Looks 5/10.

Service 7/10.

Communication 8/10.

Location 4/10.

Not sure I would repeat but I tend to like variety rather than find a regular ATF.

Be.

**Orl2424** · 03-22-15 19:56

Originally Posted by Flh8128 [View Original Post]

I'll keep this one quick as someone else just recently reported something similar to what I experienced.

All business, lots of rules, no tit play, no daty, only position offered was mish, and eye on the clock the whole time. In fact told me she needed me gone by a certain time for another meeting.

To make the night funnier, when I asked if the rules were because it was our first meeting she told me that only her girlfriends are allowed do more.

On the plus side she was great at headache relief but that's really it. Until next time everyone.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...utube/11499456

Wow I seen her like 2 years ago off of Goldenrod and Bates not that many rules back then. I was able to suck on her massive breasts but mish and doggy was all that was offered she would not get in top because she claimed she was no good at it LOL. I guess it makes sense since she is into chicks she was very mechanical. The has lost some weight since I seen her but would def not repeat.

**PorkChopp** · 03-22-15 17:37

Originally Posted by Sexyblk8 [View Original Post]

Guys call Li. She posted today on BP. I haven't seen her since she moved out toward disney. The few times I did was when she was in east orlando. Nice in call with a ' roommate '. Don't know if it was by or pimp; never saw him, didn't have a problem. She is very nice; thick accent. Super cute face and nice body. The more comfortable she is w you, the more responsive and fun she is. If you're ok w driving to disney, I saw go for it.

Hey bud you have a link to her or possibly her info to give out pm me if you don't want to go public with it.

Stay safe porkchopp.

**Bonghit420** · 03-22-15 15:37

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nship/12344449

Is this possible LEO?

If real she is hot but the text only thing makes me wonder.

**Sexyblk8** · 03-22-15 14:41

Guys call Li. She posted today on BP. I haven't seen her since she moved out toward disney. The few times I did was when she was in east orlando. Nice in call with a ' roommate '. Don't know if it was by or pimp; never saw him, didn't have a problem. She is very nice; thick accent. Super cute face and nice body. The more comfortable she is w you, the more responsive and fun she is. If you're ok w driving to disney, I saw go for it.

**Creideiki** · 03-22-15 13:43

Originally Posted by Flh8128 [View Original Post]

I'm glad I didn't give up because I have had many much better dreams since then and I will be sharing them soon.

And of course here is the latest link. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs..._9226/12320160.

Hopefully others who are new to dreaming will read this before they get themselves in trouble!

I've seen only two providers so far, both found after a lot of research (the other site and the aforementioned RTFF), and as a result my dreams have all been good ones! I appreciate the heads-up on this provider. In Orlando, my go-to has been Dahlia, who has been excellent. You Orlando guys are lucky--we have no one even close to her quality in Sarasota.

**GeneralCassius** · 03-22-15 13:23

Originally Posted by BlackPrince [View Original Post]

Everything you said was right, I said after 2 times, this goofy behavior is not a fluke here. Yeah she ain't a gymnast but a damn gymnast for the dope boy that gives her the street medicine though. Yeah she turns into Mary Lou Retton. Anyway, not to totally knock her. She got a nice ass, that is what got me interested in her. Oh yeah and the goofy glasses she got on. I put my hand on the bible. I have never seen a white girl with goofy glasses and a big ass. I had to see this in person man. Anyway, I am out.

Both reviews are pretty much on point. I went for the cute classes look, but at 60 for a QV, you get what you paid for. I had to ask her to take her shirt off.

**ShakeNBake** · 03-22-15 12:31

Originally Posted by Flh8128 [View Original Post]

I'll keep this one quick as someone else just recently reported something similar to what I experienced.

All business, lots of rules, no tit play, no daty, only position offered was mish, and eye on the clock the whole time. In fact told me she needed me gone by a certain time for another meeting.

To make the night funnier, when I asked if the rules were because it was our first meeting she told me that only her girlfriends are allowed do more.

On the plus side she was great at headache relief but that's really it. Until next time everyone.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...utube/11499456

Just my 2 cents: This review was also on par with my dream. (a year ago). Friendly chit-chat, but business nonetheless. Don't remember rushing, but don't recall extra graciousness either. Extra curvy and top heavy if you like that, everything covered and somewhat lack luster. It also happen to be when she got that cattle brand on her ass cheek, which she hides in pics. $ prob better spent elsewhere.

**Flh8128** · 03-22-15 01:22

I'll keep this one quick as someone else just recently reported something similar to what I experienced.

All business, lots of rules, no tit play, no daty, only position offered was mish, and eye on the clock the whole time. In fact told me she needed me gone by a certain time for another meeting.

To make the night funnier, when I asked if the rules were because it was our first meeting she told me that only her girlfriends are allowed do more.

On the plus side she was great at headache relief but that's really it. Until next time everyone.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...utube/11499456

**Flh8128** · 03-22-15 01:08

My next chapter in dreamland was Sofia. Simple set up, called her she texted me address, texted her back for the room # when I was in the parking lot. Went up and there was very little time wasted in getting started. She started making out with me for a bit before she began moving lower. She wanted me to go down on her in return which I did as everything seemed to be clean and then she yelled she was ready for more. Then came the only red flag of the session as she ignored the protection sitting next to the bed before trying to move to FS on the condition that I pull out to CIM. I wasn't ready for anything like that with a stranger so I told her I'd rather stay safe and she didn't object. No harm no foul as we proceeded to have a lot of fun and by the time we were done we had gone 30 minutes past the time agreed upon and she was totally cool about it.

When I had this dream, I was still not yet aware of this site and since then I have seen other reviews of her to make me think maybe I just caught her on a good day or maybe sometimes it better to be lucky than good. I will say if you like kissing and dirty talking she is definitely worth a visit. She was really nice just make sure you stay on your toes and be safe.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-only/10896571

**Tasha 27** · 03-21-15 23:09

Thank you very much!

**Luc Belaire** · 03-21-15 16:19

Originally Posted by Flh8128 [View Original Post]

Well Here is my first review and also my story about how my hobby almost ended before it began. I wanted to celebrate my last birthday last December. After several failed attempts to set something up (I didn't know the lingo at all and was hung up on for saying the wrong things) I finally arranged something with Carmen via text. (each of her texts had a signature phrase that I now realize is a brand name of management, red flag #1) was located downtown by I4/50 (location was red flag #2). I was greeted by a cloud of smoke and realized she had a great makeup artist to make her look like she did in her pics, and It was a chore to convince her I was not uncle LEO, (her paranoia was red flag #3). After convincing her I was not and after a discussion of what would be enjoyable for both of us, she laid out like a mannequin and told me "go ahead, do what you like" as if she had not been listening at all for the whole conversation. I tried to get into it it and eventually stopped to reach into my jacket pocket to get some lube I brought with me just in case, when I did that she freaked out and yelled, "how am I supposed to know you are not going for a gun? By then I was totally over it, I finished as quick as I could and was out of there.

Since this happened I have gotten several texts from her number advertising other girls (Can you say, management?

I'm glad I didn't give up because I have had many much better dreams since then and I will be sharing them soon.

And of course here is the latest link. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs..._9226/12320160.

Hopefully others who are new to dreaming will read this before they get themselves in trouble!

Sorry you had to go through that experience! Not sure if you checked this site or not, but I actually have a review of Carmen. She was the first one I met doing this hobby, and she was a street walker then, I'd imagine she still does it from time to time. My experience wasn't so bad luckily, but others have reported similar things that you have. It could always be worse, so be thankful you got out of there only a few Mario coins lighter. Definitely search this forum for better options. Stay safe and take care.