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03-18-15 13:55 #15730Regular Member

Posts: 480/ qv she said 120/ hh but I already had the 80 cash and didn't feel like a bank run.
Originally Posted by ChuckWheat
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03-18-15 13:00 #15729Senior Member

Posts: 328Big booty snowbunnii, not for everyone, or anyone
Well, I actually already reviewed her once before, but since that review, I have seen her at least 2 or 3 other times. In case people don't feel like searching for that review, I'll just say this: don't expect GFE whatsoever. Don't expect lots of different positions, don't expect a BJ or headache relief, I mean. Hell, there's not really much to expect to be honest! She is very quiet when you meet her, and by quiet I mean she will greet you, ask you for the donation before entering the room, and she may say goodbye on your way out. No sounds, no moans, no talking unless you talk to her. She is very down to business, and is a definite clock watcher. The last time I saw her, she told me "you have a minute left". I've never been told that before, or at least I've heard the "are you almost finished?" line that we all hate. To be honest, I really don't recommend anyone to go see her, and I'm wondering if I should have posted this in the Negative reviews or Ripoff reports, because you probably won't get much of anything you're expecting.
You're probably asking yourself, "So why did you go see her, multiple times at that? Seems like a waste to me". Why did I see her? Simply put, she has a lot of ass LOL. That, and the fact that it was so bad the first time, that I figured she couldn't actually be that horrendous all the time, maybe it was an off day or something. So, to test that hypothesis, I had to check and check again. And you know what. I proved myself wrong LOL. She really is bad. Don't expect her to be all done up when you open the door either, she was in some fairly ho-hum clothing, nothing to turn anyone on. This is what happens: You walk in, awkward greeting, asks for donation, she drops her pants and gets into K9 position on the mattress on the floor, you get your soldier to salute manually, you may get lucky enough to get a very slow CBJ to help you put the hat on, you pound at her as she sits there quiet as a mouse or checks her phone as you pummel away, she may do mish, you might get lucky if she gets on top, hopefully you release, awkward farewell, and you drive home wondering WTF just happened. However, with that said, the more I saw her, she did get a tad bit more talkative, and just a smidgeon more personable. But I think I figured out why she acts the way she does.
Apparently, she has a fianc. I'm assuming he's in jail or something. What it is, is that she only gives "the best" to her fianc. She said she doesn't do BJ, but she has given me some oral advice, at least just enough to get my soldier to salute. And that was covered. She even stated once "I only do that for my man" ("I'm your man for the next 15 minutes!" is what I should've said to that LOL). I asked her for reverse cowgirl, she said "I can't do that, I'm not a gymnast", but then said "I could probably do it with my fianc, but not right now". She was in CG at the time, which I might add, was another thing I had not experienced any time prior, and she was bouncing that ass, so I already know she could do it. She wouldn't let me touch / suck on her girls either, kept her shirt on the whole time. It didn't really bother me but just throwing that out there too.
The damage was 60 for QV. I asked her if she offered anything else the longer the session, and she said no. Go figure. If you're an optimist, the most positive things about her are: 1. The booty. 2. She is a down to business type, no games, no bs, you just put in work and get what you came for, well. If you came for just K9/ mish, and 3. The booty. But hey, maybe she just doesn't like me! Maybe she thinks I'm ugly or scum of the earth or something! So as always, YMMV. But, I doubt it.
http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...unnii/10938162
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03-18-15 11:27 #15728Regular Member

Posts: 4Heh heh. I can't even remember my old username and login. I posted in New York, Baltimore, and Orlando. The SP I posted about before has become a perpetual favorite on the Orlando board. But she is mad at me because I accidentally failed to cover two nights on a hotel room I left her in and she got booted.
And I meant to say I started on my stomach. And then got the flip.
Originally Posted by PartyGuyPlay
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03-18-15 06:07 #15727Senior Member

Posts: 7357Sofia
There is a few reports here on this board of this SP. I remember seeing a post here that she had an "odor" down under if you know what I mean.
Originally Posted by HomerSimp
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03-18-15 05:28 #15726Senior Member

Posts: 866That is who they were talking about, she has been reviewed she is not hot but she gets the job done I personally go use her as a back up plan and she loves bbjcim if you just want head ach relief it's better than wasting gas and time on the trail.
Originally Posted by HomerSimp
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03-18-15 00:18 #15725Senior Member

Posts: 99Link to Candyland
Here is the link to Candy. Nice bod. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...forget/6560283.
Originally Posted by PartyGuyPlay
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03-17-15 23:45 #15724Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 48
Originally Posted by SDragonGuy
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Originally Posted by Tyrice24
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Yes thank you my lovely pork chopper!! Listen to all who did try and contact me I woke up Sunday feeling sick and as the day progressed felt even worse. So I took some medicine and vitamins and rested. My sincere apologies to all of those who tried contacting me!!
Originally Posted by PorkChopp
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03-17-15 23:33 #15723Senior Member

Posts: 142Liars
Overheard some dude today at work lying about meeting some Cuban Italian chic down off I-Drive really late last night. Said he heard from some of his friends she was very vocal, almost to a fault, but that he thought it meant she was loud, and that didn't deter him at all. Turns out (more bs) that vocal meant she wants you to talk dirty to her the whole time. Dude said he had to reference every stupid porn line he's ever heard to try to keep satisfied. I REALLY dismissed everything this asshole claimed when he said he actually PAID $ for a hhr of the girl's time and got a damn hour. He didn't talk too much about details, but while I was walking away I think he said her name was something like Sofia. Maybe it's this chic http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-only/10896571. I just wish the fellas on this board could stop lying about stuff they do and the women they see. Hot damn!
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03-17-15 22:51 #15722Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 298Thanks sweety!
I love introducing newbies to this forum especially when they are sweet and respectful. Spring break is here ladies and some of these ypung guys do know the program. Thank babe you were fun and ladies I did send him on to one of you based on his preference for milfs pm me if you need a reference.
Originally Posted by CaliKidd
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03-17-15 22:22 #15721Senior Member

Posts: 45I saw here 4 months ago. She was drunk, was beyond lala land!
Originally Posted by BigStudOrl
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Very mechanical. Would not repeat!
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03-17-15 22:16 #15720Regular Member

Posts: 3Summer
I arrived in Orlando early this morning. A few hours ago I saw Summer. She is such a hot MILF. She loves what she does and is independent. She is really talented too. Next time I am near Orlando I am forsure giving her a call.
http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ecial/10942017
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03-17-15 21:59 #15719Senior Member

Posts: 41QV $. 70. She had started off at $1. 00 but told her thank you and then it went down to $. 70.
Originally Posted by ChuckWheat
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03-17-15 20:27 #15718Senior Member

Posts: 199Yea I got to see Chloe this morning she told me she was sick as a dog and slept all day now if that is true or not I don't know but I got to see her this morning and she said she was feeling great after basically taking a break all day she also joked cause she said all the USA guys were going to give her bad reviews cause she went dark LOL I would try her again LOL.
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Stay safe.
Porkchopp.
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03-17-15 17:58 #15717Regular Member

Posts: 3Summer
I saw Summer a few hours ago. She is a really hot MILF. She is not a clock watcher and is independent. She loves what she does and is great at it too. If I am near Orlando again I will forsure give her another call.
http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ecial/10942017
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03-17-15 13:11 #15716Regular Member

Posts: 4Candy Massage In Candyland
Wow. If you think you know Candy / Candyland, think again.
The reviews told me that she is just what I crave: busty MILF with a legit massage setup and who not only has a malfunction in her gag reflex but who also likes to taste parts of a man's anatomy that most SPs wouldn't even consider.
She was warm and friendly on the phone. Her building was professional and inviting. I walked into her suite.
And was greeted by a prime MILF-type Pamela Anderson lookalike. String black tee and jean shorts. BUSTY. Blonde. Beautiful. Middle-aged, but in that youthful, sultry way. Just enough hints of age to say that she's beyond the bullshit that plagues younger beauties. So anything goes.
She was almost TOO hot for me. I tend to like my MILFs a little on the ugly side so I can relax and not worry that their beauty keeps them distant and unengaged.
Not a problem with Candy.
I told her she is not what I expected. That she was a lot hotter. She told me that she lost a few pounds and submitted to a fantastic hairdressing session. She looked like something out of your wildest Brazzers fantasy. Her performance only enhanced that impression.
Her back rub and conversation were so hot. Then she got progressively naughtier with her hands. And her mouth.
I was on my back when her tongue reached its first stop. I convulsed, offered worshipful thanks, and did everything I could to hold off for the sword-swallowing act I came to see.
She didn't disappoint there either on the flip. She should wear a t-shirt that says, "What's a gag reflex?
My only quibble is that while she hungrily devoured my hole and my poke, she didn't want any milk in her mouth. Normally I'd be annoyed. But everything else was so fucking hot that I am writing this glowing review.
She is super MILF hot, non-judgmental, and naught. Her willingness to rim me into catatonia makes up for her not wanting milk with my cookies.
I will be back for more.
The last time I gushed about a provider like this (under a different USG handle) it boosted her rep so much that she was able to quadruple her prices. I hate to destroy another good deal. But Candy is definitely worth her current prices. If demand increases and she gets to raise, she deserves it.
Do yourself a favor, however. You're now informed. Act on it now. If this woman is unworthy, her prices will continue to reflect that fact even if my review causes a temporary spike. But if I were you, I wouldn't wait.
Before all you douchebags start quoting this and calling it fake, it might be but the user name was registered months ago and chicks usually don't do that.
If you think it's a selfie then add the user to your ignore list, otherwise leave it alone or take it to the Rat Trap.
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