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**SanFordBB** · 02-03-15 13:18

Originally Posted by Jetter777 [View Original Post]

Paid a visit to her a few days ago. She's in a decent hotel in Casselberry. Easy to setup appointment. The dream was ok. She seemed to be not into it. It's the second time seeing her, it was the same as the first time. I guess that's how she is. Will not repeat. Tried to upsell BJ, so ended up having a regular dream. Room had a strong order of smoke. She is very friendly though. Can hold a nice conversation.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...s-only/8828240

Guess she has gone downhill some. Saw her about a year ago. Same issue with the room smell so I guess some things never change. Must be new with the up sell thing. She had told me that is what she enjoyed the most. I was rather neutral on the whole experience and haven't had to go that far down on the list to repeat since. Thanks for the info, and I have moved her down a few more notches.

**WilliamMstrs** · 02-03-15 10:49

Trying to schedule with one of our favs has proven difficult thanks to our schedules, and since good ole Bill got his payday (finally), and the bosses are across the pond, time to rock and roll. So I saw Emma's ad on bp, and seen these a few times before, on Daytona area. RTFF and no reviews I could find with links. But she was on the other site, one review. So I thought to try TOFTT, and texted.

Bland texts, yet friendly. Vanilla conversation, and her voice sounded nice, yet businesslike, which I do not mind as I know it is a business.

I-drive setup. Low level trap, LEO on the prowl. Did recon, asked for room#, got it, then saw dudes (2) walk out of adjacent. Not good 'til dudes got on I-drive trolley with cameras, so all good. Walked up. Knocked, and door opens to reveal a lady who is not the one on the pics. She was fully dressed (long sleeve shirt, and jeans), and said nothing. My alarm went off, first because she used fake pics, and I do not support that practice, no matter how hot she is (she was average at best). So I excused myself and left. Two rather salty texts followed from her, and then radio silence.

So, switch and bait, possible cash and dash, slim chance of LEO, avoid at all costs. By the way, the BP ad was out of commission when I checked today and that explains the lack of working links. Digits start 980-254. At least the greenies are still in the wallet.

**ChuckWheat** · 02-03-15 10:11

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-t0wn/11655341

I had a dream I was returning from an out of town trip with a splitting headache. After several no-go's I settled on this one. The pictures are accurate for the most part. After a LEO check I placed the envelope on the table which she promptly opened, counted and handed off to an unseen ninja waiting outside the front door. I inspected the room thoroughly and placed the latch on the door after that. The CBJ was so unenthusiastic I almost went soft during my dream. I requested Cg which was denied. I settled on mish which was ok. I transitioned to doggy and finished the dream. HH was. 8 and I would not repeat.

**DarthNurse** · 02-03-15 00:47

The top photo I have seen be used before all over the place even up north. Would say this is a bait and switch at best. Robbery or Uncle LEO at worst.

Originally Posted by AverageJoe9999 [View Original Post]

Any info on this? Thinking of going tomorrow but not too sure yet.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-call/10530327

**Sgt Soros** · 02-02-15 18:33

Anyone have info to share about Carmen? Thanks!

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-sexy/27256926

**Sexifun** · 02-02-15 18:29

Originally Posted by Sedge2 [View Original Post]

I was setting an appt with Brittany and got all of the questions you did. While I was talking to her I was using Tineye on her photos and told her the pictures were not her, and I decided to politely not schedule an appt based on the fake photos. I then got a barrage of texts telling me how hot she is and I am missing out, then she said she wanted to meet with me just to show me how hot she is. After 10 or so texts she stopped and I never responded. Based on all I've heard, I'm glad I stayed away. There are too many quality providers out there.

I loike big guys. It's like wrestling with a lifesize teddy bear!

**KittyLikker** · 02-02-15 18:25

Originally Posted by FLAdventurer [View Original Post]

You mean to tell me saran wrap doesn't work?

How about aluminum foil?

Some hotels have disposable shower caps.

**Jetter777** · 02-02-15 12:15

Paid a visit to her a few days ago. She's in a decent hotel in Casselberry. Easy to setup appointment. The dream was ok. She seemed to be not into it. It's the second time seeing her, it was the same as the first time. I guess that's how she is. Will not repeat. Tried to upsell BJ, so ended up having a regular dream. Room had a strong order of smoke. She is very friendly though. Can hold a nice conversation.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...s-only/8828240

**Sedge2** · 02-02-15 11:29

I was setting an appt with Brittany and got all of the questions you did. While I was talking to her I was using Tineye on her photos and told her the pictures were not her, and I decided to politely not schedule an appt based on the fake photos. I then got a barrage of texts telling me how hot she is and I am missing out, then she said she wanted to meet with me just to show me how hot she is. After 10 or so texts she stopped and I never responded. Based on all I've heard, I'm glad I stayed away. There are too many quality providers out there.

Originally Posted by SpecialOne8 [View Original Post]

Are you guys ready for this one? I hope you're sitting down because this one is so hilarious, you might fall over and die of laughter if you are not prepared.

Several days ago, I was back in O-town on business. Knowing my day was going to end early, I tried to set something up with my ATF massage lady in Winter Park. BabyLight, Kingforaknight, Vino, Bilbo and others in my circle of friends here on USA know who I speak of. As is too often the case these days, she wasn't available so I let my fingertips do the walking through BP.

The one posting I found most appealing was "Brittany" who was advertising in the "massage" section of BP. Naturally, no face shots, but the body of a goddess and sun-kissed, LONG blonde hair to boot! The ad is well-written and leads one to think EVERYTHING is on the menu. Based on what I saw and read, there was no doubt I wanted my day to end in her company. I dialed the number provided and as expected, it went RIGHT to GOOGLEVOICE. No biggie, I get it, she's trying to pre-screen potential clients. (I like that in a woman!) I did not leave a message and within a few short moments there was a text from another phone number stating "I was called from this number, can I help you?" ATTENTION ROOKIES: NEVER leave a VM on a potential provider's VM. IF she's available and IF she's a businesslady, she'll call you back. That is exactly what happened. I responded in-kind and instantly, there was a call on my HO-phone. It was Brittany asking me if I wanted to set an appointment. We began with a little small-talk which included her questioning me about what I do for a living. When she heard that, I passed hurdle #2. But here's where it went bizarre. In addition to a basic description of me, she wanted to know my weight. She wanted to know my height, my age and whether I consider myself overweight. Those who know me well, know I'm anything but "in-shape". I haven't worked out in years, and other than recreational sports over the past several years, live a sedentary lifestyle as a result of what I do for a living. I could almost picture the look on her face right through the phone. "Oh no. There's no way I would place my hands on anyone who doesn't take care of themselves. You need to start exercising my dear! Age is NO excuse for one letting themselves go! ALL my clients are in-shape and very attractive. I'm sorry but I cannot help you. " WHAT did you say? You think the base of that little triangle which lies between your inner-thighs is so special, so unique you will only allow model / athlete material to sample it? Are you kidding me? I told her "I'm not looking for a lifestyle coach, Dr. Phil or seeking to be the next contestant on The Biggest Loser!" and if you choose to be so selective that you will only your services to most-beautiful among us, you may want to do a little airbrushing on your photos before posting them on BP again. Have a nice life my dear and good luck in your chosen profession. " CLICK.

I did manage to find another provider on my way out of town, but unfortunately my business-phone rang on the way to her place and it was something I could not avoid handling immediately. At that point I was forced to cancel and put off the pampering I needed until the next time I'm back in Gotham.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...retty/11660923

**ChuckWheat** · 02-02-15 10:04

After several attempts I finally had a dream of Selena (Lee Road). The setup was a combination of text and calls. The incall location was an apartment complex near 441 and Lee road. The incall location was clean but somewhat disorganized but I am something of a neat freak so YMMV. After a brief LEO check we got down to business. Her body is petite with a nice a $$ and small boobs. Everything was covered but the CBJ was enjoyable anyway. We started with CJ which was followed by mish. There was a lot of kissing which she seemed to enjoy. The box was extremely tight and wet. Overall the experience is one I will probably repeat. The bad was the incall location which she shared with two other women was not the nicest part of town (Lake Orlando), but she has since relocated to a better location which I have not seen yet. HH was $ and H is $. 5. The box was very tight!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...latina/8034368

**ChuckWheat** · 02-02-15 09:50

So after trying on multiple occasions I finally had a dream of Sanford Monica. I do not if I finally had a dream of her on one of her good days but it was worth the wait. Set up was two call setup at a well known hotel chain off 436. She greeted me at the door wearing a sports bra and underwear. After a brief LEO check we got comfortable. BBBJ was excellent with lots of hand movement. That was followed by k-9 which offered an excellent view. We transitioned to mish and finally reverse cowgirl for the grand finally. FS was covered, the box is tight, she was freshly showered and her body is well toned. I do not know if I previously spoke with her on a bad day but the Monica I finally had a dream of is a provider I would repeat with. HH was $ and money well spent during this dream. Persistence pays off I guess.

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...69647/11400605

I contacted this provider and we agreed on a time to meet for a dream meeting. I called when I was 15 minutes out as she requested. She answers "who the hell is this and where do I know you from? I thought she might have mistaken me for someone who did not have an appointment so I reminded her that we agreed to meet and that I was on my way. She screams into the phone that she does not know me and to leave her alone. If I did not know any better I might speculate that I had conversations with two different young ladies. I will not try to contact this young lady again.

Drive time wasted 1. 5 hours.

Learning that a provider is bat sh%t crazy before losing money and risking my unit=priceless.

**Redsox2005** · 02-01-15 22:06

Originally Posted by IPADrinker [View Original Post]

I see them advertised, not sure if spending the extra Mario Coins is worth it unless I'm sure its. Well. Worth it. Any mongers out there been successful with this very tempting option? Thanks guys! Stay safe.

Go for it.

**IPADrinker** · 02-01-15 19:30

I see them advertised, not sure if spending the extra Mario Coins is worth it unless I'm sure its. Well. Worth it. Any mongers out there been successful with this very tempting option? Thanks guys! Stay safe.

**JimmyCumsALot** · 02-01-15 14:55

Originally Posted by JimmyCumsALot [View Original Post]

Last minute trip to your neck of the woods (i will be there tonight for one night only). I hang my hat in Tampa / St. Pete, but used to call Orlando home many moons ago. I'm completely out of touch with the girls in your area. I have started my research by reading this thread. I am looking for a young white spinner. Any help or guidance would be appreciated. I can reciprocate with intel on the Tampa side if you ever find yourself here.

I saw Michelle (based on a lot of input from my fellow O Town brothers). After a thorough screening (that was a bit challenging at 1 AM, because she requires a reference), I finally met her the following morning at her hotel on I drive (well worth the wait). Incall was safe and she keeps her room very clean. I was very impressed with her appearance. She is absolutely beautiful and her body made my tongue hard. Beautiful natural boobs and a nice plump booty. She never counted donation and was not a clock watcher. I've been doing this for a while and I have to say, that was one of the best BBBJ I have ever had. Oh my goodness she knows how to work it. Her mouth could make a paralyzed man walk again. I spent most of my time on my back just watching her work those pink pouty lips on my one eyed warrior. I spent about 5 minutes pounding her in missionary and then exploded on her her bouncy but perky see cup boobs. She cleaned up and gave me a nice hug goodbye. I left for Tampa with a nice smile on my face. Thanks again fellas. I was so impressed with how many of you opened your knowledge to me (thank you again).

**Admin2** · 02-01-15 02:46

Yes, we all know who it was. One of these days chicks will figure out that no matter how hard they try they can't write like mongers.

Sorry I didn't catch it. Back to the pussy.

A2