Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I was not running out nervous and ashamed at all.

In fact I was exchanging small talk with my therapist as I paid at the counter, and I even smiled at the boss lady who was doing a foot massage for one of the soccer witches.

She waived back and smiled, thanking me by name, and a look of total disgust came over the faces of the 3 old hens getting their feet done.

They probably thought to themselves "my god i bet he banged her too".

Those soccer moms need to be put in their place. Back in the day when I was in the military in Korea, the smattering of female American military members had an insane jealousy when they saw an American guy dating a Korean. In the States they thought they were the shit and got plenty of attention but suddenly found themselves being ignored in Korea. These soccer moms are no different.

[GrantHogg123]

Did you do the table shower, or just massage?

I did table.

[SunSin1]

Me I take the opposite approach. When I get a look or stare I make a point to sit down and relax in an open chair next to them and strike up conversation. A lot dudes are just so obvious when they leave. Head down, rushing out. I say relax dudes. You just went to get a massage. If you act like you robbed a bank they will think you did. Just be cool.

I was not running out nervous and ashamed at all.

In fact I was exchanging small talk with my therapist as I paid at the counter, and I even smiled at the boss lady who was doing a foot massage for one of the soccer witches.

She waived back and smiled, thanking me by name, and a look of total disgust came over the faces of the 3 old hens getting their feet done.

They probably thought to themselves "my god i bet he banged her too".

[MikeyGaGa1]

Exactly. Those soccer moms are some of the most hypocritical witches on planet earth. They can fuck their pool boy but we're pond scum if we want a simple HE from a masseuse? It's bullshit of the highest order. If the walls could talk, I'd bet one of them has gotten a little clit action from a masseuse.

Me I take the opposite approach. When I get a look or stare I make a point to sit down and relax in an open chair next to them and strike up conversation. A lot dudes are just so obvious when they leave. Head down, rushing out. I say relax dudes. You just went to get a massage. If you act like you robbed a bank they will think you did. Just be cool.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Having seen some reviews of Fine Touch way up 400 exit 12 b McFarland Rd. , I visited this "day spa" tonight. It had been a very long and stressful day. I entered and the 50 ish mamasan escorted me into a room. One rule one MUST follow in an environment is NOT DISROBE in a strange environment until you know what you're about because you surrender control. A 40 ish lady, flat belly great legs with a face like a man enters, and says "honey you are so quiet" and I'm like. "Yes, I just got here and you just walked into the room. " She says "Where are you from, and I say "Denver" as she kneels down for the brief conversation. I'm thinking "I can't get over the fact that she has a face like a man. " So she says "Sixty dollars" and I give her a charge card. She asks for I'd, but following rule number 2 - keep your valuables out of strange places, I say "it's in the car. " So I go out to get my I'd and mamasan escorts me to the door. Rule number 1, is don't spend an hour of your life with a woman with whom you find no attraction, despite her body or your imagination. So I say to mamasan "what other girls do you have here?" She says, "One other" and I respond - "send HER to see me. " THIS girl comes in, slender like the first, very 40 ish, face maybe a 6, and bolt-ons. She has some attitude because the buzz in the place is that I'm fussy. Like I have no right to be? I'm like. "I'm leaving. " She actually tries sort of timidly to block me from walking out of the room, but I'm not having it. I walk to the exit door, mamasan comes quickly, and I leave. I just couldn't bring myself to have a depressing experience whatever it might yield with women who looked liked plastic surgery specimens. Wound up going to a bar where I ran into at least 7 girls I know pretty well, no fancy nothing, just real people, eventually danced for a min, spent $12 on drinks and said to myself "I could be wrong but real life with no expectations can be much better than fake life with high expectations. And much less expensive. " Oh BTW if you see FineTouch's BP ad, you'll be allured by the amazingly cute and delicate girl in the pics. No such girl on premises.

It's a sad situation here in ATL. I have not seen a solid 9 at an AMP in months. Heck I would even like to see an 8. When you go around and see 6 'sand 7's all the time you begin to think its a win. Don't be fooled. There are plenty out there. Just not here.

[ImNoThere]

Horrible attitude, ridiculously lame massage, delusional about $. Avoid her.

Absolutely awful. Sorry that my first post is so negative, but she is probably the reason I'm giving up the hobby. I went in a few weeks ago to try Yumi after reading a glowing review on another site. As soon as she comes into the room she tells me to tip immediately, which is strange since I hadn't indicated that I wanted anything. So I told her to slow down and see how I felt once the massage started. She gives me 20 minutes on a back massage, and then goes into 10 minutes of "going for a hot towel". At this point I'm reading the situation as a dead end, but she comes back and flips me and starts to talk numbers. She asks for 2 for a HJ. So of course I say no way. Tells me she usually charges 3. And of course I'm like that's nice, but not what I'm looking for. She keeps pressing me to tell her why I'm being "cheap" and tells me that today is the best because she wouldn't be there long. Eventually she talks down to 1 for a H with her topless, but no touching. I finally cave just to get the arguing over. In my head I'm thinking 1 for a place where the house gets. 5 isn't murder. So I give her the cash and she goes to work. For about 10 minutes. After that she claimed to be tired and gave up. When I asked what the deal was, she said if I couldn't finish in 10 it was my problem. Then she proceeds to chat with me as it ends in a diy with her chatting with me about not having a boyfriend and wanting to meet people but working too much for like 20 minutes. As I'm getting dressed I was a little bothered. But then I'm trying to leave and she insists on more money saying I stayed longer than an hour. So I tell her I didn't have more, so reached into my jacket pocket and checks for herself. Then takes my phone and says she will hold onto it while I go get more from the atm. That's when I got pissed and sternly told her that she wasn't about to do that with me. I took my phone and started to head out. The damn manager made me pay him at the door. So I ended up paying for the massage twice basically or if it sounds better, she got a huge tip for a diy. Then she comes and gives me her number while the manager is taking my money and says to call. I left as quickly as possible. Avoid this place at all costs. This is even after I've had luck here before.

[Francium]

Having seen some reviews of Fine Touch way up 400 exit 12 b McFarland Rd. , I visited this "day spa" tonight. It had been a very long and stressful day. I entered and the 50 ish mamasan escorted me into a room. One rule one MUST follow in an environment is NOT DISROBE in a strange environment until you know what you're about because you surrender control. A 40 ish lady, flat belly great legs with a face like a man enters, and says "honey you are so quiet" and I'm like. "Yes, I just got here and you just walked into the room. " She says "Where are you from, and I say "Denver" as she kneels down for the brief conversation. I'm thinking "I can't get over the fact that she has a face like a man. " So she says "Sixty dollars" and I give her a charge card. She asks for I'd, but following rule number 2 - keep your valuables out of strange places, I say "it's in the car. " So I go out to get my I'd and mamasan escorts me to the door. Rule number 1, is don't spend an hour of your life with a woman with whom you find no attraction, despite her body or your imagination. So I say to mamasan "what other girls do you have here?" She says, "One other" and I respond - "send HER to see me. " THIS girl comes in, slender like the first, very 40 ish, face maybe a 6, and bolt-ons. She has some attitude because the buzz in the place is that I'm fussy. Like I have no right to be? I'm like. "I'm leaving. " She actually tries sort of timidly to block me from walking out of the room, but I'm not having it. I walk to the exit door, mamasan comes quickly, and I leave. I just couldn't bring myself to have a depressing experience whatever it might yield with women who looked liked plastic surgery specimens. Wound up going to a bar where I ran into at least 7 girls I know pretty well, no fancy nothing, just real people, eventually danced for a min, spent $12 on drinks and said to myself "I could be wrong but real life with no expectations can be much better than fake life with high expectations. And much less expensive. " Oh BTW if you see FineTouch's BP ad, you'll be allured by the amazingly cute and delicate girl in the pics. No such girl on premises.

[Niteluvr]

I would not be at all surprised if some of those women get body massages and get off in there too?

It's ok for them but we are dirty old men.

Exactly. Those soccer moms are some of the most hypocritical witches on planet earth. They can fuck their pool boy but we're pond scum if we want a simple HE from a masseuse? It's bullshit of the highest order. If the walls could talk, I'd bet one of them has gotten a little clit action from a masseuse.

[SunSin1]

I kind of agree with the other guys. If a woman gave an outstanding massage but I had to DIY, the most I would tip is $10; however, if she was a real hottie, allowed roaming and I was sure that next time she'd take matters into her own hands, I might tip $20.

We ought to go mongering sometime. I'd love to say or do something to piss off those snooty soccer moms. Something like, "Uh, *****, why the evil stare?" might be appropriate.

I would not be at all surprised if some of those women get body massages and get off in there too?

It's ok for them but we are dirty old men.

[Niteluvr]

Seriously guys, I am not a rich man but $20 ain't much to endure what I put these girls through.

I think we are on the same page here?

If it were just lame no fun at all medical like I'd leave a $5 spot or walk out like nite!

I kind of agree with the other guys. If a woman gave an outstanding massage but I had to DIY, the most I would tip is $10; however, if she was a real hottie, allowed roaming and I was sure that next time she'd take matters into her own hands, I might tip $20.

We ought to go mongering sometime. I'd love to say or do something to piss off those snooty soccer moms. Something like, "Uh, *****, why the evil stare?" might be appropriate.

[SunSin1]

SS.

I could not agree more with this statement. My behavior is as follows with legit massage appts:

1) If she just goes through the motions and does not provide at least an above average massage. NO Tip, and when they ask for it; I tell them why no tip.

2) If she gives an above average massage and is pleasant and concerned about my experience - $10.

3) If I get an exceptional massage, very deep using legs, feet etc. - $20.

4) If I get the vibe that an investment may pay off in future - $20 (chuckle).

NP.

Seriously guys, I am not a rich man but $20 ain't much to endure what I put these girls through.

I think we are on the same page here?

If it were just lame no fun at all medical like I'd leave a $5 spot or walk out like nite!

[SunSin1]

From a masseuses stand point why go the extra mile when she can get a client to tip for not giving extras. Folks, we are to blame for the messed up massage situation in Atlanta.

If $40 is the norm for a HJ, then $20 is more than fair for a solid therapeutic massage, with some ass play and teasing.

Maybe I should have mentioned that part before stirring up controversy?

I was roaming OTC the entire time, she was sensually working my bottom for a good bit, and teasing my balls during the DIY.

Trust me, She more than earned her $20. The woman has to eat!

Anyway, by legit, I mean I do not really think repeat business would turn in to a HE, I am sure it could down the road with some investment, but she is not hot. Just a friendly Owl as Mikey would define.

The shop itself is full of bitchy looking suburban house wives as their main cash source. The same kind we go to these places to get away from.

Finally, The 2 or 3 times I have had an encounter like this one is not the reason ATL has a poor AMP scene with high prices.

[Cocknballs]

SS.

I could not agree more with this statement. My behavior is as follows with legit massage appts:

1) If she just goes through the motions and does not provide at least an above average massage. NO Tip, and when they ask for it; I tell them why no tip.

2) If she gives an above average massage and is pleasant and concerned about my experience - $10.

3) If I get an exceptional massage, very deep using legs, feet etc. - $20.

4) If I get the vibe that an investment may pay off in future - $20 (chuckle).

NP.

Bingo. $20 tip is on the high end for therapeutic massage. And DIY is NOT an extra. I don't pay my mechanic when I change my own oil.

[NotParticular]

From a masseuses stand point why go the extra mile when she can get a client to tip for not giving extras. Folks, we are to blame for the messed up massage situation in Atlanta.

SS.

I could not agree more with this statement. My behavior is as follows with legit massage appts:

1) If she just goes through the motions and does not provide at least an above average massage. NO Tip, and when they ask for it; I tell them why no tip.

2) If she gives an above average massage and is pleasant and concerned about my experience - $10.

3) If I get an exceptional massage, very deep using legs, feet etc. - $20.

4) If I get the vibe that an investment may pay off in future - $20 (chuckle).

NP.

[Sgt Soros]

Daily in Woodstock is still legit.

Used to be you could find an occasional gal to go rogue for a bit of fun.

Such is not the case anymore.

Saw an older lady named CoCo, nice rub, some teasing, only DIY.

$50 house, $20 tip.

The lobby was filled with house wives getting foot massages as I walked out they eyeball me with angry stares.

I felt like yelling at them "Hey I had to jerk myself off!

From a masseuses stand point why go the extra mile when she can get a client to tip for not giving extras. Folks, we are to blame for the messed up massage situation in Atlanta.