Massage Parlor Reports

[TRowePrice]

I went to the ladies Know on here as PAS. I paid $. 5 just to get in the door and got a nice massage, but then I had to give $. 40 for a CBJ. She did a good job but never again I'll spend that much money. I'm still kicking myself every time I think about it.

I agree, I can't party like many of you. But $1. $ at the door and then more funds? No way.

I did this 4-5 times max when I was craving Asian. Yes she was hot. Yes she did deliver. No she didn't let me record. That would have been awesome for me alone to view and to beat off to.

[LawDog17]

Thought I would post this here and in Jags sandbox. The Daytona page blows so for those of you who travel that way, I must say Renee's Thera-erotic massage is an absolutely a do not miss. She posts on Backpage under daytona body rubs. First I will start by saying that I am completely in love with her so take that in and let that temper the review. I have been in this hobby for a while and do not fall in love very easily, well not too too easily. I think I have standards but sometimes I shock myself and really don't, nevertheless back to Renee. Jag did a nice report on her a while back so I won't try to be as eloquent as he was or a creative. She has dancer's body and one that is fitting of a former fitness girl. Her ass is so sweet that you will want to bite it and I did and she liked it. In fact she really likes her job. She has the most enthusiasm for this profession than any ten girls you will meet. And we all know that looks plus cool factor plus enthusiasm is the winning formula. I had been trying to see Renee for a number of weeks. Finally I got through and dropped ole Jags name like I was a Hollywood agent. This 28 yr old spinner hottie made a schedule adjustment for me and away we went. She is not cheap but nothing worth having of quality ever is. One hour massage is $. 50. She is licensed and gives a great and super sexy rub. When the wind blows I can still feel her blowing in and nibbling on my ear. There is a full and complete menu and for you SM, give me a PM and I will fill you in on the gritty details. Lets just say we had some chemistry which led to the massage being cut short and other fun things happening. I am so glad she made room for me and so glad that Jags name helped open this door. If you like good girls, who do bad things, really well, this is your kind of girl. Treat her right and she treat you really well. Great girl, great memories and hopefully a friend for a long time coming. As always YMMV --Dog.

[LawDog17]

LML as in Last Minute Louie. Tried to hook up with Sabrina T for the umpteenth time last week and she was not working that day. Ended up at be of A on Vineland. Hadn't been here in some time due to generally higher upsell but WTF. Earlier visits always resulted in a young asian thing in tennis skirt outfit. This time, somewhat older asian lady sans tennis outfit who's name sound something like Christmas. Undoubtedly wrong pronunciation, spelling and reality. She had some decent bolt-ons and was very receptive to receiving massage. At least she said so and breathed rather heavily at the time. Bottom line, overspent. Tipping a benji for BBBJ. Please P3 (Pussy Price Police), forgive me this one transgression. Mea Maxima Culpa!

On another note and just before this, tried Eastern Massage just up the road at the intersex of 535 and 536. The receptionist indicated they had an asian and an american lady working but both were occupied and I should come back in an hour. Not going to happen but let's get back to the receptionist. Holy Keerap what a hottie! Early twenties, hispanic with a near perfect body, gorgeous ass and exquisite see cup rack. I asked, "Well, what are you doing? Fully intending to make her car payment if necessary (P3 alert #2) but she said she just did the receptionist thing. Anyone with info about the cast here. Particularly her royal hotness. Please hold forth.

Very funny post. Last Minute Louie should be my middle name. Always doing the last minute thing. I too tried hooking up with Sabrina T to no avail, even tried a day ahead of time and couldn't get on the schedule but I am still trying. No such thing as overpaying when you are thinking with the little head. Never been to Eastern so no help on the receptionist but will keep an ear out. I have often thought about how to make the play for the hot receptionist. Would you have had any luck if you just straight up offered to make her car / rent payment? Anyone have any luck with receptionists. Sometimes they are the hottest thing in a place. Nice report, thanks for the updates. -- Dog.

[Spanglish1]

Hi, I'm new to the forums and to the hobby. First I wanted to thank you all for having this great place full of knowledge.

Ok know my first experience in an AMP. I went to bamboo spa on a Sunday, was greeted by a nice lady I think her name was Ian or something like that.

I went with the hour for. 8 she asked if was my first time and said yes. I think there was no problem Since I look much younger of what I am. Ok, once inside she offered me a TS, really nice experience she paid some nice attention to my friend and my crakk. Back to the room she started with a really amazing massage and when I was almost falling sleep I felt something warm rubbing against my hand after that everything was better and better. Lots of teasing and on the flip a really nice technique with roaming allowed and even let me into his shirt. I asked If I could get into her pants she just said no and no talking. I just let her finish the amazing job she was doing, then bring hot towel to clean everything up and proceed to a nice massage in my chest and legs. I was impressed she didn't asked for tips but I gave her. 20.

I'm looking forward to repeat with her but also I'd like to try that luxsa place even that I'm not really sure what does the flat rate includes.

[Tyrice24]

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

I went to the ladies Know on here as PAS. I paid $. 5 just to get in the door and got a nice massage, but then I had to give $. 40 for a CBJ. She did a good job but never again I'll spend that much money. I'm still kicking myself every time I think about it.

[LuvInIt007]

That's what I don't like about rub girls. To iffy.

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

[MikeyGaGa1]

So I was in town last week and checked out Jade Spa on Vineland Rd. Had a very cute gal 25 named Annie. She was wearing short shorts so had some great roaming. She had some decent trying which eventually increased after some encouragement. $80 for the house and $40 tip. I left happy. Next day I went to Jasmine massage. New place had Lilly. A little cheaper but not as hot and a little older. Maybe 41. Neither one would offer GFE so I doubt I will be back to either. Annie was hot though. She might be worth investment if you have it. Great soft skin and nice ass.

[EndGame]

LML as in Last Minute Louie. Tried to hook up with Sabrina T for the umpteenth time last week and she was not working that day. Ended up at be of A on Vineland. Hadn't been here in some time due to generally higher upsell but WTF. Earlier visits always resulted in a young asian thing in tennis skirt outfit. This time, somewhat older asian lady sans tennis outfit who's name sound something like Christmas. Undoubtedly wrong pronunciation, spelling and reality. She had some decent bolt-ons and was very receptive to receiving massage. At least she said so and breathed rather heavily at the time. Bottom line, overspent. Tipping a benji for BBBJ. Please P3 (Pussy Price Police), forgive me this one transgression. Mea Maxima Culpa!

On another note and just before this, tried Eastern Massage just up the road at the intersex of 535 and 536. The receptionist indicated they had an asian and an american lady working but both were occupied and I should come back in an hour. Not going to happen but let's get back to the receptionist. Holy Keerap what a hottie! Early twenties, hispanic with a near perfect body, gorgeous ass and exquisite see cup rack. I asked, "Well, what are you doing? Fully intending to make her car payment if necessary (P3 alert #2) but she said she just did the receptionist thing. Anyone with info about the cast here. Particularly her royal hotness. Please hold forth.

[MadisonGuy69]

Ok, I am not going to fault your opinion here. You are allowed it after all. But I will tell you that like the old sayings come into play here. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and opinions are like a $$holes, everybody got one and no one thinks there's stinks.

Having said all that. I only have some advice to give to you. You are going to find out that if you want the Hottest pu $$why in the world you have to know what you are going to get. First of all if you want some one that hot (movie star hot) that provides a quality service and is not all "medicined" up then you are going to have to pay TOP dollar for that experience. Otherwise what you will find is a gal that most likely has BS pictures, or is on some serious medicine, is doing a total bait and switch, or most likely is a total flake that you are lucky if she shows up at all and then just lays there.

While Joan luv isn't movie star perfect, neither are most, if not all of us. Joan provides a quallity service EVERYTIME I have seen her. So do alot of the regulars around here. If she doesn't meet your needs, go chase down those other gals. You will find out what most of have is that people like Joan are a valuable provider!

Stay safe and have fun!

There is riddles of problem with this assessment. First I've found hot girls, not movie star hot but girl next door hot not medicined up for the same amount price wise. I like variety I don't really want the same girl over and over again, that's what a relationship is for and no need for another one of those. So saying I'm looking for a fantasy is just plain wrong. And judging by the amount of PM's saying they've experienced the same that I've received I would bet there's just as many people that experienced the same as me as there are that consider Joan a great provider. I don't disagree that she could be a good provider, but mind blowing never! "While Joan luv isn't movie star perfect, neither are most, if not all of us. " And that statement is just plane odd, why would my perfection or someone elses have to do with what I'm paying for? I don't care if ugly chicks need sex too, they can find it from someone else. If I'm paying I want to get my dollars worth. And when DR, Costa Rica, and Tijuana are a $300 flight away it only takes a couple bad experiences in the US to justify a quick over night trip. I'm not saying don't go see the girls, but common courtesy would be giving a guy a heads up that the photo isn't accurate. Also Joan has what I consider to be the least comfortable place I've visited, I can't imagine people would go their thinking this is the idea setting. Joan and Michelle have posted for longer than most providers, but their stability doesn't make them better. Some guys like fat chicks, I get that these girls might be perfect for some guys. I just put an honest account of what I saw.

[AncientOne]

I never said they aren't my type, age and ethnicity wise they're right on. I always want younger but age wise both girls were fine, and I prefer latin over everything. If the photos were accurate I'd be singing a different tune, the photos are what made me try them. All I ask is for accurate reviews, dated pictures should be mentioned with both those providers. Also I think the location is horrible, I'd prefer an apartment to a small commercial building with paper thin walls. I'm hoping by helping some guy avoid a couple ok providers they will do the same so I can have stellar experiences more often.

Us mongers ALWAYS want younger but the reality is that the overwhelming majority of SP gals are north of 30 years old. The VALUE (service for the coin) that the likes of Michelle and Joan and 12 other gals her in town give are more than fair. I suggest you shop on EROS for the young Latinas visiting from S. Florida and staying in tourist hotel. You will pay TRIPLE the coin but you will find the HOT provider you seek (maybe). Play Safe. AncientOne.

[Bjceb]

Ok, I am not going to fault your opinion here. You are allowed it after all. But I will tell you that like the old sayings come into play here. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and opinions are like a $$holes, everybody got one and no one thinks there's stinks.

Having said all that. I only have some advice to give to you. You are going to find out that if you want the Hottest pu $$why in the world you have to know what you are going to get. First of all if you want some one that hot (movie star hot) that provides a quality service and is not all "medicined" up then you are going to have to pay TOP dollar for that experience. Otherwise what you will find is a gal that most likely has BS pictures, or is on some serious medicine, is doing a total bait and switch, or most likely is a total flake that you are lucky if she shows up at all and then just lays there.

While Joan luv isn't movie star perfect, neither are most, if not all of us. Joan provides a quallity service EVERYTIME I have seen her. So do alot of the regulars around here. If she doesn't meet your needs, go chase down those other gals. You will find out what most of have is that people like Joan are a valuable provider!

Stay safe and have fun!

I have to say I disagree, I've seen Joan after favorable reviews. She does have a good attitude but on the looks scale I'd say 3/10. After a drunken stooper she might suffice. I was also surprised at the FS. I've had dream encounters in Orlando, although she wasn't a nightmare I would never go back. Now I am a bit younger and really like the girls to be in their 20's. Joan just didn't have any great features I could focus on.

[Jazak]

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

[MadisonGuy69]

I have been all over the world actually courtesy of Uncle Sam. 20+ years to be exact. But that's neither here nor there. You have a right to your opinion but like Ancient stated, why go see these girls if they aren't your type to begin with? Both Joan and Michelle are proven gals in our area. Maybe you should stick with the AMP's. They seem to be petite and maybe younger to your liking. I'm not an AMP guy personally but I don't knock the next man who does. Hopefully you will find something to your liking.

I never said they aren't my type, age and ethnicity wise they're right on. I always want younger but age wise both girls were fine, and I prefer latin over everything. If the photos were accurate I'd be singing a different tune, the photos are what made me try them. All I ask is for accurate reviews, dated pictures should be mentioned with both those providers. Also I think the location is horrible, I'd prefer an apartment to a small commercial building with paper thin walls. I'm hoping by helping some guy avoid a couple ok providers they will do the same so I can have stellar experiences more often.

[BuffGuy111]

Damn dude I don't see that at all. 10/10 being perfect, have you ever mongered outside the US? I'm judging looks against everyone not just the MPs in winter park. This girl was obese, maybe not by everyones definition but certainly by medical standards. I myself would fall in obese too by medical standards, I'm not saying don't like her but just being realistic. Her massage was decent, she finished ok, but when I got there I was disappointed the second I saw her. There's so many girls that look better than their pictures the ones that pictures aren't accurate is a real let down. One of my favorite providers in another state I would probably say was a 6/10 so it's not all about the number, but she didn't do anything that spectacular. Have you seen that many providers in the country / world? I suggest trying a couple others locally because she was on the bottom of the list for my encounters. There's a Lucy down by Mills and 50 who beats her in every category but I even stopped seeing her to find better. Jaime is decent to in Baldwin Park but you might not like the in apartment setting. In the right mood both are mind blowing=cock exploding material. I thought most know what is the standard for beauty and performance but I guess I'm being proven wrong.

I have been all over the world actually courtesy of Uncle Sam. 20+ years to be exact. But that's neither here nor there. You have a right to your opinion but like Ancient stated, why go see these girls if they aren't your type to begin with? Both Joan and Michelle are proven gals in our area. Maybe you should stick with the AMP's. They seem to be petite and maybe younger to your liking. I'm not an AMP guy personally but I don't knock the next man who does. Hopefully you will find something to your liking.

[Lebowski69]

Joanluv is who we are talking about. She doesn't post as much as she used to on USASG. Her website is http://joanluv.escortwebsite.com/services.phtml .

-the dude abides.

Link gentlemen? Which joan is this?