Massage Parlor Reports

[TopGun1911]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

Your right on Can Am.

[DC187]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

That's why I'm leaving AMP land. There is no guarantee of a HE. Going by your numbers your paying. 6 to. 8 just to get in the door, then your going to tip 100 for FS. Now you're at $160 - $180. And you're getting a 50+ why / o mammasan. For that price, you could of had a much younger and hotter SP without playing the towel game.

[Outdoorsman]

Been going to Crystal standard results so wanted to try someplace new (to me) on the south side of town.

Looking for a new fave down there.

Tried someplace new. Its on Central Fl Pkwy down but OBT.

$70 fee. Dent massage with a standard ending. Did not take nor was offered a shower.

Was in the front room it has a one way mirror / window that allows you to see the lobby from the massage room.

Seemed to be only one provider working so one of you gents walk in and she has to leave the room but I'm watching the conversation from the table.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4605667124.html

[Barolo]

I rode that crazy train once before. Sometimes I think you haven't truly hobbied until you've experienced one of O-town's wack pack!

I have a great idea! We come up with 3 or 4 of the craziest. You can't get SM status until you have gone and reviewed one or two of them!

Admin2 what do you think?

[CanAm1220]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

[Jordang]

Ah thanks a million!

[TreeFiddy]

I'm going to see this one tomorrow out of a location she uses in Orlando. Sounded good on the phone and her looks and her line in her ad made me concerned it was crazy Heather in WP but its not. Still she seems to think people should remember her. And I've been keeping up on the talent for several years now and don't recall her. Insights?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-mind/10892043

Hey brother, Jag has recently seen her. Post #172 in his Sandbox thread, dated August the 6th.

[Jordang]

I'm going to see this one tomorrow out of a location she uses in Orlando. Sounded good on the phone and her looks and her line in her ad made me concerned it was crazy Heather in WP but its not. Still she seems to think people should remember her. And I've been keeping up on the talent for several years now and don't recall her. Insights?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-mind/10892043

[Charlie Morris]

No touch the tip, no get the tip Quote Originally Posted by Webebad

Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!

WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.

Okay now that is Funny! ""you no TOUCH the tip, you then NO get a tip! It reminded me of another great quote. I think it was FLIP WILSON (for those of you who remember him) in a funny movie, who once had the wonderful line: "...Bit*h, my dick is like M&M's. It melts in your mouth and not in your hands. " ...I always wanted to use that on a SW....

[Charlie Morris]

i was there 3 years ago and i have to say it was the time of my life. but it was not just germany. eastern europe in total was pretty awesome. prague czech in republic and budapest in hungry. the woman got more amazing as you went east from germany. ended trip back in germany and enjoyed some time with a hot porn star for $$ what a deal. oh and you can check out internationalsexguide for info. great site that helped me over there and introdused me to the usa version.

totally jelly that you get to go back so soon. i know you will be having fun.

cheers, drexx.

yes, i spent time in budapest as well a few years back. and agree, awesome city. but, the catch is. if you go east of germany, you will find that many of the girls work for organized crime gangs, so you have to watch all your valuables and everything else. carefully. also, most likely, it isn't legal there either. so don't get caught.

thing is, there are many countries where law enforcement looks the other way. prostitution is not legal per se', but they like the dollars. i mean you can go to the dr (dominion republic) or costa rica, or even mexico. lots of clubs and lots of girls. but god forbid you get the wrong one that is **** or whatever, and the police catch you on a bad day. good luck with the legal system in these banana republics. and you certainly can't count on the us state department (especially with the current administration) to help you out. !

i would rather go to a civilized and enlightened country, like germany, where everything is legal, the girls get health checks, and you can have the pick of your flavor, size, and fun. so, if anyone wants to google it, also check under "fkk clubs" . that is: "frei korper kultur" . or free body culture. basically, large clubs where you pay admission for the day to sit around and drink, and everyone is naked, and they have girls and rooms you can rent by the hour or whatever you like. what a country; balanced budget too. of course that is paid for with a 19% national sales tax. nothing is free!

and for those into tantra. omg. the best ever. the websites have videos too! . direct flight from miami. counting the days.

[Exec Talent]

I know some of you guys live lives of quiet desperation (married) but for those who are captains of your own destiny, there is nothing in the US that compares to what is available elsewhere. Instead of getting a lame body rub with promises of more the next time or the time after that, save your money and expand your whoreizones. I have to confess that sometimes genuine tears come to my eyes when I read about someone paying their hard-earned dollars to grope a middle-aged Asian woman under her shirt while she jerks him off. The decision is really a pretty simple one. You can spend twice as much to be with two 5's in Orlando or half as much to be with a 10 somewhere else.

[Drexx21]

Germany. Visit any of the big cities there, Frankfurt, Hamburg, or my favorite, Berlin. Look on BP. It's legal, they can advertise, they speak English, and the variety is amazing (Russian Polish, Thai, etc.) because they come from all over to work there and they all get health coverage and checks regularly. The 'Sex Tourism" is huge there now, and oh yeah, I'm back there at the end of the month for a couple of weeks. Yippee!

I was there 3 years ago and I have to say it was the time of my life. But it was not just Germany. Eastern Europe in total was pretty awesome. Prague Czech in Republic and Budapest in Hungry. The woman got more amazing as you went east from Germany. Ended trip back in Germany and enjoyed some time with a hot porn star for $$ what a deal. Oh and you can check out internationalsexguide for info. Great site that helped me over there and introdused me to the USA version.

Totally Jelly that you get to go back so soon. I know you will be having fun.

Cheers, Drexx.

[Charlie Morris]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!

Germany. Visit any of the big cities there, Frankfurt, Hamburg, or my favorite, Berlin. Look on BP. It's legal, they can advertise, they speak English, and the variety is amazing (Russian Polish, Thai, etc.) because they come from all over to work there and they all get health coverage and checks regularly. The 'Sex Tourism" is huge there now, and oh yeah, I'm back there at the end of the month for a couple of weeks. Yippee!

[Paddy1969]

She advertises on BP, sensal massage with lingham. Well I say a couple of reviews on here and took the plunge. Dodgy area off semoran but nice inside. Paid the one hour, opened the door, pretty older lady nice smile. A little conversation then to her massage table.

All in all a good time, as someone else posted, has ypur feet dangle over the end of the table to open your veins.

Think more options may be available, over all good time worth the coinage.

[Sillyolman]

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

That is hilarious. So you mean to tell me your tip isn't based on your service? I thought that is exactly what the concept of "tipping" is about.