Massage Parlor Reports

[Jordang]

I'm going to see this one tomorrow out of a location she uses in Orlando. Sounded good on the phone and her looks and her line in her ad made me concerned it was crazy Heather in WP but its not. Still she seems to think people should remember her. And I've been keeping up on the talent for several years now and don't recall her. Insights?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-mind/10892043

[Charlie Morris]

No touch the tip, no get the tip Quote Originally Posted by Webebad

Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!

WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.

Okay now that is Funny! ""you no TOUCH the tip, you then NO get a tip! It reminded me of another great quote. I think it was FLIP WILSON (for those of you who remember him) in a funny movie, who once had the wonderful line: "...Bit*h, my dick is like M&M's. It melts in your mouth and not in your hands. " ...I always wanted to use that on a SW....

[Charlie Morris]

i was there 3 years ago and i have to say it was the time of my life. but it was not just germany. eastern europe in total was pretty awesome. prague czech in republic and budapest in hungry. the woman got more amazing as you went east from germany. ended trip back in germany and enjoyed some time with a hot porn star for $$ what a deal. oh and you can check out internationalsexguide for info. great site that helped me over there and introdused me to the usa version.

totally jelly that you get to go back so soon. i know you will be having fun.

cheers, drexx.

yes, i spent time in budapest as well a few years back. and agree, awesome city. but, the catch is. if you go east of germany, you will find that many of the girls work for organized crime gangs, so you have to watch all your valuables and everything else. carefully. also, most likely, it isn't legal there either. so don't get caught.

thing is, there are many countries where law enforcement looks the other way. prostitution is not legal per se', but they like the dollars. i mean you can go to the dr (dominion republic) or costa rica, or even mexico. lots of clubs and lots of girls. but god forbid you get the wrong one that is **** or whatever, and the police catch you on a bad day. good luck with the legal system in these banana republics. and you certainly can't count on the us state department (especially with the current administration) to help you out. !

i would rather go to a civilized and enlightened country, like germany, where everything is legal, the girls get health checks, and you can have the pick of your flavor, size, and fun. so, if anyone wants to google it, also check under "fkk clubs" . that is: "frei korper kultur" . or free body culture. basically, large clubs where you pay admission for the day to sit around and drink, and everyone is naked, and they have girls and rooms you can rent by the hour or whatever you like. what a country; balanced budget too. of course that is paid for with a 19% national sales tax. nothing is free!

and for those into tantra. omg. the best ever. the websites have videos too! . direct flight from miami. counting the days.

[Exec Talent]

I know some of you guys live lives of quiet desperation (married) but for those who are captains of your own destiny, there is nothing in the US that compares to what is available elsewhere. Instead of getting a lame body rub with promises of more the next time or the time after that, save your money and expand your whoreizones. I have to confess that sometimes genuine tears come to my eyes when I read about someone paying their hard-earned dollars to grope a middle-aged Asian woman under her shirt while she jerks him off. The decision is really a pretty simple one. You can spend twice as much to be with two 5's in Orlando or half as much to be with a 10 somewhere else.

[Drexx21]

Germany. Visit any of the big cities there, Frankfurt, Hamburg, or my favorite, Berlin. Look on BP. It's legal, they can advertise, they speak English, and the variety is amazing (Russian Polish, Thai, etc.) because they come from all over to work there and they all get health coverage and checks regularly. The 'Sex Tourism" is huge there now, and oh yeah, I'm back there at the end of the month for a couple of weeks. Yippee!

I was there 3 years ago and I have to say it was the time of my life. But it was not just Germany. Eastern Europe in total was pretty awesome. Prague Czech in Republic and Budapest in Hungry. The woman got more amazing as you went east from Germany. Ended trip back in Germany and enjoyed some time with a hot porn star for $$ what a deal. Oh and you can check out internationalsexguide for info. Great site that helped me over there and introdused me to the USA version.

Totally Jelly that you get to go back so soon. I know you will be having fun.

Cheers, Drexx.

[Charlie Morris]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!

Germany. Visit any of the big cities there, Frankfurt, Hamburg, or my favorite, Berlin. Look on BP. It's legal, they can advertise, they speak English, and the variety is amazing (Russian Polish, Thai, etc.) because they come from all over to work there and they all get health coverage and checks regularly. The 'Sex Tourism" is huge there now, and oh yeah, I'm back there at the end of the month for a couple of weeks. Yippee!

[Paddy1969]

She advertises on BP, sensal massage with lingham. Well I say a couple of reviews on here and took the plunge. Dodgy area off semoran but nice inside. Paid the one hour, opened the door, pretty older lady nice smile. A little conversation then to her massage table.

All in all a good time, as someone else posted, has ypur feet dangle over the end of the table to open your veins.

Think more options may be available, over all good time worth the coinage.

[Sillyolman]

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

That is hilarious. So you mean to tell me your tip isn't based on your service? I thought that is exactly what the concept of "tipping" is about.

[Webebad]

ALWAYS TELL THEM YOU HAVE BEEN THERE LOL!

OH the fond memories of when that location WAS OCEAN SPA, I think I just got a little broken up inside thinking about it.

WBB!

FUNNY STORY, if you look at the picture of OS on NR (Don't know if it is even still up anymore), but that weirdly angled shot of OS yeah that was my photo, LOL!

I stopped into Hong Kong Spa on JYP a while back. Just got done playing 18 in the area and needed some relaxation. The girl at the door looked 40 ish. Not bad, but when she smiled, I thought she might be a little older than that. She asked me what I wanted. I told her 30 minutes plus table shower. The rate was 55+15 for the shower. It seems like more and more places are charging extra for the shower, but I needed it after golf and it didn't count against my 30 minutes. I agreed, but then I asked her about a 4 hand massage. I've never done a 4 hander and had it on my list to do. She said they could do 4 hand but the other girl was with someone so I would have to do 30 minutes 2 hand then 30 minutes 4 hand. I asked what all that was going to cost. She started running numbers in her head and came up with $180. I said, $150 but that included her tip. (probably not the best negotiating strategy, but it was what I had and I was actually more interested in the 4 hand at this point.) She happily agreed. Off to the TS we went. Everything was thoroughly cleaned. Kind of a weird table shower in that it's a shallow tub and if you're over 6 feet tall, you're really not going to fit in it. Back to the room. Started on a medium massage. After about 15 minutes the 2nd girl came in. I was face down, but I briefly looked up and was happy to see that she was quite a bit younger than lady number one. We said hellos and she didn't have an accent. I thought for a moment she might be American. They started the 4 hand massage which was really, really nice. Pretty soon into it they started chatting in Chinese (maybe Korean, I dunno) so I realized the second girl was also Asian. They continued on for what had to be another 30-40 minutes of 4 hand. Very relaxing. At some point near the end, the older lady asked me if I had ever been there before. I wasn't in the mood to BS so I just said no, first time. All of a sudden the time was up and the younger girl darted out of the room in a flash leaving me with the older lady. She said "Time Up!" I said, "No. Time not Up. You didn't finish. " She said "Next time!" I said, "No. There won't be a Next Time. Too much money for no This Time. " She asked me what I wanted. I indicated a tug. She looked back and forth then went over and closed the door. She whispered a story about kids and losing her job and promise you no tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got to work. I did a little roaming under the shirt and bra. Boom, finish then clean up. I will admit that she did have a good attitude despite that little stumbling point, but in the end it was just a 2 hand finish after a great 4 hand massage. And I would have really preferred the younger girl (or both!) do the fun part, but end result was TS+30 min 2 hand+30 min 4 hand+ finish = 150 looop coins. On the way out, I got a much better look at the younger girl. I would love to schedule again with just her, but I didn't catch a name. Still, would repeat when in the area.

[Carlosa]

Someone just shoot me! I should have known better, all my go to LMTs were busy or out of town. I sent her a text requesting an appointment. I have seen her before and many years ago. She just gets crazier and wackier. She makes all the Heathers look sane. I got up in the middle of the massage and walked out. She will lie to get you in the door. I do really feel sorry for her because one day somebody might go off on her and hurt her!

LOL you found the really bat shit crazy one.

She is seriously crazy.

She was my favorite lmt before she went man hater crazy.

[Dongid]

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

I've been thinking the same thing! Stick with the SP's.

[Dongid]

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

I've been thinking the same thing! Sticking with SP's from now on too.

[Looop]

Someone just shoot me! I should have known better, all my go to LMTs were busy or out of town. I sent her a text requesting an appointment. I have seen her before and many years ago. She just gets crazier and wackier. She makes all the Heathers look sane. I got up in the middle of the massage and walked out. She will lie to get you in the door. I do really feel sorry for her because one day somebody might go off on her and hurt her!

I rode that crazy train once before. Sometimes I think you haven't truly hobbied until you've experienced one of O-town's wack pack!

[Looop]

I stopped into Hong Kong Spa on JYP a while back. Just got done playing 18 in the area and needed some relaxation. The girl at the door looked 40 ish. Not bad, but when she smiled, I thought she might be a little older than that. She asked me what I wanted. I told her 30 minutes plus table shower. The rate was 55+15 for the shower. It seems like more and more places are charging extra for the shower, but I needed it after golf and it didn't count against my 30 minutes. I agreed, but then I asked her about a 4 hand massage. I've never done a 4 hander and had it on my list to do. She said they could do 4 hand but the other girl was with someone so I would have to do 30 minutes 2 hand then 30 minutes 4 hand. I asked what all that was going to cost. She started running numbers in her head and came up with $180. I said, $150 but that included her tip. (probably not the best negotiating strategy, but it was what I had and I was actually more interested in the 4 hand at this point.) She happily agreed. Off to the TS we went. Everything was thoroughly cleaned. Kind of a weird table shower in that it's a shallow tub and if you're over 6 feet tall, you're really not going to fit in it. Back to the room. Started on a medium massage. After about 15 minutes the 2nd girl came in. I was face down, but I briefly looked up and was happy to see that she was quite a bit younger than lady number one. We said hellos and she didn't have an accent. I thought for a moment she might be American. They started the 4 hand massage which was really, really nice. Pretty soon into it they started chatting in Chinese (maybe Korean, I dunno) so I realized the second girl was also Asian. They continued on for what had to be another 30-40 minutes of 4 hand. Very relaxing. At some point near the end, the older lady asked me if I had ever been there before. I wasn't in the mood to BS so I just said no, first time. All of a sudden the time was up and the younger girl darted out of the room in a flash leaving me with the older lady. She said "Time Up!" I said, "No. Time not Up. You didn't finish. " She said "Next time!" I said, "No. There won't be a Next Time. Too much money for no This Time. " She asked me what I wanted. I indicated a tug. She looked back and forth then went over and closed the door. She whispered a story about kids and losing her job and promise you no tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got to work. I did a little roaming under the shirt and bra. Boom, finish then clean up. I will admit that she did have a good attitude despite that little stumbling point, but in the end it was just a 2 hand finish after a great 4 hand massage. And I would have really preferred the younger girl (or both!) do the fun part, but end result was TS+30 min 2 hand+30 min 4 hand+ finish = 150 looop coins. On the way out, I got a much better look at the younger girl. I would love to schedule again with just her, but I didn't catch a name. Still, would repeat when in the area.

[Envelope 57]

Colombian located by Howell Branch. I called for Michelle but got switched to Mia, Columbian ass and recent bolt ons. (I already was annoyed as IHOP had cancelled on me). Mia was nice, but a lot of don't touch this don't do that. I rode it out, HE was fine. I guess it was YMMV, but I was already in a mood because of IHOP. I won't repeat. It wasn't bad but something was missing.