Massage Parlor Reports

[Ricky James1]

Been awhile since I've done an MP and I've said this before, I always lie on the table face up, totally nude or course, so when they come in they get the drift of why I'm there. Works pretty good for me for no draping, but due to a severe meltdown in quality (looks and service) and people on here tossing tons of cash down on the table to get what you could have for less thus spoiling these girls and ruining it for others I haven't been to one since last year. Tip table should be as follows:

No HJ = ZERO.

HJ poor = 20.

HJ good, standard, light roaming with hand up skirt, caressing boobs, squeezing ass, etc = 40.

HJ lots of roaming, fingering, boobs, she is naked, awesome time = 60.

BBBJ = 80.

CBJ = go back to HJ since CBJ is stupid.

Sex = 100.

Obviously there are variances with these prices and services due to her demeanor, hotness, GFE potential, massage quality, but this should be a guide. I shouldn't hear stories of people paying 200 or more to bang in an MP with 80 for the door fee so you're dropping nearly 300.

Silly -- I have a million tricks up my sleave on draping and towels etc. My favorite is to just lay down on them so if they really insist on draping they need to move my entire body off the thing. I have seen the sheets, the towels and the face cloth method of draping. Face cloth is great because my woody makes it look like a flagpole. I just use my dick to throw that thing off. (no hands just use the force) Some places put a little sheet on you so they can walk over your back and not rip your skin off. My point was if the provider insists on draping chances are you are not going to get a HE. Most assuredly you will not get a whole lot of roaming. I never stop trying. And one of the best HE I ever had was when a lady reached under the drape and started going to town on my johnson. It was unexpected and surprising and a great new twist. Have fun -- Dog.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Called Sophie to inquiry about her services. Quoted me $180 for the massage, nothing oral or sexual. Told her, have a wonderful weekend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-_-32/10155855

Hey brother BL333. I don't know how your convo went down but as one of the biggest "hitters" on the Board, you know providers rarely, rarely tell you about any extras over the phone or via text. You know that. In case it is LE they are speaking with, they do not want to "implicate" themselves in a possible "sting" operation.

My guess is, she will fuck, or suck or do something "extra" merely based upon the price of the massage. These gals are not stupid (Well, maybe Missy at Healing Hands, LOL) They know when they posts ad on CL or BP that they are going to get some twisted, perverted (Barolo, you can come out of the corner now! LOL) and licentious, men like us as clients! LOL.

"Mel" told me that she would do a nude BTB massage with me for 130 for one hour. This is the same Mel that Barolo saw a long time ago. I still need to see her! She fucking called me a texted me with the past week or so asking The Jag to come see her. WTF? Maybe Mel is ready to "deliver the goods". We'll see.

So, BL333 maybe you should check this gal out and see what she REALLY will do for the 180. If you do that and you have no success, then, I will give her a shot and see what I can do.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9478865

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Seen this body rub lady pop up on BP. Check out her website link from her BP ad. She has an interesting niche for body rubs, and providing. Going for a long teasing sensual rub. If you read her web / blog she takes you through it. It takes almost as long to read her body rub procedure as it does to read one of Jags reviews, LOL. Just kidding buddy.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-49/10555189

No number to google, she states to make initial contact via email, looks like she just moved up to Orlando.

Has anyone heard or seen her?

You guys see the cute little dog? I wonder what the fuck that dog is thinking? LOL.

Thanks for the link RowdyRep!

Jag.

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u...1/Lynette4.jpg

[Nodak Boy]

Called Sophie to inquiry about her services. Quoted me $180 for the massage, nothing oral or sexual. Told her, have a wonderful weekend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-_-32/10155855

I was so close to calling her when I was down there in May, guess I'm glad I found alternatives. Everything else about her looks nice though. If it were less money I might be interested at around the $70 mark if there's nothing else besides a legit massage for an hour.

[BabyLight333]

Called Sophie to inquiry about her services. Quoted me $180 for the massage, nothing oral or sexual. Told her, have a wonderful weekend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-_-32/10155855

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

[Deleted by Admin]

This was an ad, not a review.

A2

[Incognito007]

Name: Jasmine.

Spot: Essence Spa.

Face: 7. 5/10.

Body: 5. 5/10.

Ethnicity: Latina.

Pics: Real.

Extras: Yes (might be YMMV).

Coin: $$.

Comments: Very sweet and easy to get along with. Pretty face. A little thicker than the pics suggest but she would look great if she dropped like 20 pounds. Fun provider. Great location and easy set up. Would repeat.

Link: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...re-23/10261597.

[Semoran2646]

Does anyone know is this is the new girl Jessica? Is she in the game of making us really happy by letting something all hang out? http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10820713.

Yes, that is Jessica. Word elsewhere is that some options might be available (YMMV) but she is new and just starting out, so patience / persistence may be required.

--Sam.

[Incognito007]

Hello Everyone,

Long time hobbyist but first time poster. I've been reading reviews here for a while though, and you can expect my reviews to be str8 to the point.

Name: Ava.

Face: 5/10.

Body: 5/10.

Ethnicity: Latina.

Pics: Fake.

Extras: Yes.

Comments: She doesn't look bad but definitely not girl in pics. All extras are covered. The best part about her is she is very into it and will push the action.

http://centralflorida.backpage.com/B...image=10774558

[RowdyReptile]

Thanks, great info.

Wasn't Too interested anyway, age factor, and if she says she 49, then she's at least 55, LOL. Now if it was a 35 yr old with that service, hmmmmm.

Had the experience. Not much to speak of. Older than she portrays. Better value else where. Will not repeat.

[AmpLover11]

Had the experience. Not much to speak of. Older than she portrays. Better value else where. Will not repeat.

I think the Jag needs to pay her a visit.

[Envelope 57]

Seen this body rub lady pop up on BP. Check out her website link from her BP ad. She has an interesting niche for body rubs, and providing. Going for a long teasing sensual rub. If you read her web / blog she takes you through it. It takes almost as long to read her body rub procedure as it does to read one of Jags reviews, LOL. Just kidding buddy.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-49/10555189

No number to google, she states to make initial contact via email, looks like she just moved up to Orlando.

Has anyone heard or seen her?

Had the experience. Not much to speak of. Older than she portrays. Better value else where. Will not repeat.

[StCurtis]

Back to eastern a week later. They seemed kind of busy, so service was lacking a bit, felt rushed by the jackhammer ending. Will be awhile before a return, but my god that girl is sexy.

[RowdyReptile]

Seen this body rub lady pop up on BP. Check out her website link from her BP ad. She has an interesting niche for body rubs, and providing. Going for a long teasing sensual rub. If you read her web / blog she takes you through it. It takes almost as long to read her body rub procedure as it does to read one of Jags reviews, LOL. Just kidding buddy.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-49/10555189

No number to google, she states to make initial contact via email, looks like she just moved up to Orlando.

Has anyone heard or seen her?

[Jimhatz]

Does anyone know is this is the new girl Jessica? Is she in the game of making us really happy by letting something all hang out? http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10820713.