Massage Parlor Reports

[Sillyolman]

Draping. Always a bad sign. Why say no draping then require it? That won't be good for business.

When I go into the room it (towel, sheet, whichever they use) is frequently on the table before I even change. I just move it over to the chair and proceed to get naked. If, when we come back from the table shower (it's only happened a couple times) she attempts to cover me I tell her, "that's ok, we don't need that. " That is usually the end of it. I have only had one girl insist on some draping throughout and her tip reflected my level of enjoyment.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hey Jag -- I always think you should spend your coin and report back on your adventures. I know Pbwardy02 says he didn't get the vibe and I believe him. I also believe that our instincts are usually correct but we all know YMMV. The clues from the ad for me are "no draping" and she has a great smile. She just might be overly cautious (not a bad thing to be in this world or hobby). I think Jag can summit this mountain. You can be the Sir Edmund Hillary of her Mt Everest. If push comes to shove, and by the looks of her, that is a lot of pushing, you can at least get a crappy massage and like pizza, there really isn't one that is awful, just ones you won't eat again. I have run out of metaphors and cliches for now. Good climbing -- Dog.

As always, your comments are among the best on the Board! Nice work as usual.

Yeah, some gals say "draping required" but, that is not always "etched in stone". LOL. Other than a few LMT's MOST will "Loosen" up after they get comfortable with you, even DURING your first visit. Just like you say, Dog, YMMV and "chemistry" is fucking of "paramount" importance. And let me say it again: "Physical Chemistry" is of mutha fucking "paramount" importance in EVERY encounter with ANY provider, other than an SW. No exceptions. No excuses.

I may give this gal a shot and report back to the Board, as always.

Welcome back, brother Dog! It is so awesome to see you posting again. Fucking love your comments and reviews! I have not seen you post in almost two weeks. I was off for ten days myself.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I know she has had a review on her where she was providing services via outcall. Now she is only doing incall and at hair / nail salon on Goldenrod close to the airport.

The good is that she is hot and really does a nice job giving a high quality massage.

The bad your not even in a room, there is just a crapy drapes seperating you. Very wierd invironment. I don't believe there is anyway you would get extras here and I don't believe anybody would want to in this environmnent. For. 75 pretty expensive for a legit massage, but like I said it is a quality one. She seems to overbook, so I got a flakey vibe from her. She was kind of all over the place with the scheduleing and made me late and also wait to see her. I don't think I would repeat unless the rate got lower or if I new there was something kind of menu. Also has 2 diffent names now and 2 different phone numbers via the ads below.

Like I said I know there was a positive review on here about her, but based on recent events maybe she is trying to change things.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/biz/4567975075.html

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

You are correct sir, I did review this hot fucking Latina a couple of months ago. She did great assist during HE / SS. Sac rubbing, inner thigh, outer "prostate" and asshole area too. Her fucking body and legs are among the BEST you will ever see on a gal. I believe she told me she was a sprinter in HS, or, something, to that effect. She is VERY, VERY friendly and flirtatious if she is comfortable with you. Like Dog says: YMMV as always. Be cool with Lovina, be a gentleman, be respectful and she will "warm up" to you, ok. She came to me as an outcall a few times.

Now that she is at her studio, I guess there is no chance for anything at all.

She should still be doing outcall, no??

JaguarXF.

[Bjceb]

I know she has had a review on her where she was providing services via outcall. Now she is only doing incall and at hair / nail salon on Goldenrod close to the airport.

The good is that she is hot and really does a nice job giving a high quality massage.

The bad your not even in a room, there is just a crapy drapes seperating you. Very wierd invironment. I don't believe there is anyway you would get extras here and I don't believe anybody would want to in this environmnent. For. 75 pretty expensive for a legit massage, but like I said it is a quality one. She seems to overbook, so I got a flakey vibe from her. She was kind of all over the place with the scheduleing and made me late and also wait to see her. I don't think I would repeat unless the rate got lower or if I new there was something kind of menu. Also has 2 diffent names now and 2 different phone numbers via the ads below.

Like I said I know there was a positive review on here about her, but based on recent events maybe she is trying to change things.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/biz/4567975075.html

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

[LawDog17]

She did require draping on the flip but not while I lied on my stomach. I was subtle and tried to remove the draping but she was not having any of it.

Bottomline, YMMV but based on my experience it does not look good.

Draping. Always a bad sign. Why say no draping then require it? That won't be good for business.

[LawDog17]

Short dream with her while ago, her way of doing things. Almost Polk County!! Pictures 40 lbs less than her, if her. No quality not into 5' down, flip 5'HE her clothed, says I'm lucky some pay $$$ for same. Do not rec you will not come back for more.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-33/5121277

Out on the edge of town for sure. Her location is at Reunion / Champions Gate exit but further south about three miles. These may be the most decieving photos on all of the internet. There are no face pics for a reason. And I liked her. She was very nice. Got naked, very curvy latina but not hot curvy like the photos just big curvy. She is very sensual and we had a good time. Can't remember the coin but I think $1. 50 for 30 minutes of crappy rub, lotion, etc. Plenty of roaming. Left a mess and had to go into bathroom and clean my own self up. Not the easiest location -- Apartment complex, three stories, lots of neighbors, parking issues and staircases. I think her man was in the garage playing drums. I am pretty sure I won't be going back but I am glad to cross her off the list. YMMV -- Dog.

[Pbwardy02]

Hey Jag -- I always think you should spend your coin and report back on your adventures. I know Pbwardy02 says he didn't get the vibe and I believe him. I also believe that our instincts are usually correct but we all know YMMV. The clues from the ad for me are "no draping" and she has a great smile. She just might be overly cautious (not a bad thing to be in this world or hobby). I think Jag can summit this mountain. You can be the Sir Edmund Hillary of her Mt Everest. If push comes to shove, and by the looks of her, that is a lot of pushing, you can at least get a crappy massage and like pizza, there really isn't one that is awful, just ones you won't eat again. I have run out of metaphors and cliches for now. Good climbing -- Dog.

She did require draping on the flip but not while I lied on my stomach. I was subtle and tried to remove the draping but she was not having any of it.

Bottomline, YMMV but based on my experience it does not look good.

[LawDog17]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

Hey Jag -- I always think you should spend your coin and report back on your adventures. I know Pbwardy02 says he didn't get the vibe and I believe him. I also believe that our instincts are usually correct but we all know YMMV. The clues from the ad for me are "no draping" and she has a great smile. She just might be overly cautious (not a bad thing to be in this world or hobby). I think Jag can summit this mountain. You can be the Sir Edmund Hillary of her Mt Everest. If push comes to shove, and by the looks of her, that is a lot of pushing, you can at least get a crappy massage and like pizza, there really isn't one that is awful, just ones you won't eat again. I have run out of metaphors and cliches for now. Good climbing -- Dog.

[DocSter]

Short dream with her while ago, her way of doing things. Almost Polk County!! Pictures 40 lbs less than her, if her. No quality not into 5' down, flip 5'HE her clothed, says I'm lucky some pay $$$ for same. Do not rec you will not come back for more.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-33/5121277

[Pbwardy02]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

A few quick points;.

-I just don't get the vibe from her nor do I think she is worth the effort. YMMV is one of the truest pillars of this hobby. I have been in this game for a while and think I have a good idea when extras are available. I have a pretty good instinct of knowing when I just have to work a little harder and put in more time. I don't get that vibe from her.

-She looks decent but certainly not the kind of girl I would put in extra work for. I'm all about the hobby and doing work for a BBW but she certainly is not worth multiple visits.

-She recently hired a calling service to schedule her appointments. Pics are accurate. She just got married this past weekend as well. Like I said, nice lady, just sub par massage and zero extras based on my visit.

Cheers brother jag.

[Barolo]

FYI. I noticed that she shares the same phone number with Lovina who has been positively reviewed here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

Lovina number is actually an answering service!

[Paddy1969]

So I decided to see Rani who advertises on BP. Indian womon with the mask on in her ad. I get to her apt, into the back room with a massage table. She is older probably close to 50. Nice lady, fairly attractive. Massage was ok, but she used baby oil. I started to rub her legs during the massage then noticed her shorts and panties were off.

Standard HJ finish for me. She really didn't do it or me, reviews from other site show alot more on menu but she's not my cup of tea. Paddy coins 150.

[Paddy1969]

I googled that number before and was in use by multible lmt's. Is it an answering service?

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[FloridaBum]

FYI. I noticed that she shares the same phone number with Lovina who has been positively reviewed here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[Member #4547]

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Yea. I can't get myself to see this JJ. I want to and I actually will be have so many others to spend the Meech coin on prior to giving this one a try. Maybe I'll try and stumble into her outside her work and put the Meech charm on her and bang her stupid. I'll record and report if that happens LOL!

Follow the Meech!