Massage Parlor Reports

[Pbwardy02]

Hey Jag -- I always think you should spend your coin and report back on your adventures. I know Pbwardy02 says he didn't get the vibe and I believe him. I also believe that our instincts are usually correct but we all know YMMV. The clues from the ad for me are "no draping" and she has a great smile. She just might be overly cautious (not a bad thing to be in this world or hobby). I think Jag can summit this mountain. You can be the Sir Edmund Hillary of her Mt Everest. If push comes to shove, and by the looks of her, that is a lot of pushing, you can at least get a crappy massage and like pizza, there really isn't one that is awful, just ones you won't eat again. I have run out of metaphors and cliches for now. Good climbing -- Dog.

She did require draping on the flip but not while I lied on my stomach. I was subtle and tried to remove the draping but she was not having any of it.

Bottomline, YMMV but based on my experience it does not look good.

[LawDog17]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

Hey Jag -- I always think you should spend your coin and report back on your adventures. I know Pbwardy02 says he didn't get the vibe and I believe him. I also believe that our instincts are usually correct but we all know YMMV. The clues from the ad for me are "no draping" and she has a great smile. She just might be overly cautious (not a bad thing to be in this world or hobby). I think Jag can summit this mountain. You can be the Sir Edmund Hillary of her Mt Everest. If push comes to shove, and by the looks of her, that is a lot of pushing, you can at least get a crappy massage and like pizza, there really isn't one that is awful, just ones you won't eat again. I have run out of metaphors and cliches for now. Good climbing -- Dog.

[DocSter]

Short dream with her while ago, her way of doing things. Almost Polk County!! Pictures 40 lbs less than her, if her. No quality not into 5' down, flip 5'HE her clothed, says I'm lucky some pay $$$ for same. Do not rec you will not come back for more.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-33/5121277

[Pbwardy02]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

A few quick points;.

-I just don't get the vibe from her nor do I think she is worth the effort. YMMV is one of the truest pillars of this hobby. I have been in this game for a while and think I have a good idea when extras are available. I have a pretty good instinct of knowing when I just have to work a little harder and put in more time. I don't get that vibe from her.

-She looks decent but certainly not the kind of girl I would put in extra work for. I'm all about the hobby and doing work for a BBW but she certainly is not worth multiple visits.

-She recently hired a calling service to schedule her appointments. Pics are accurate. She just got married this past weekend as well. Like I said, nice lady, just sub par massage and zero extras based on my visit.

Cheers brother jag.

[Barolo]

FYI. I noticed that she shares the same phone number with Lovina who has been positively reviewed here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

Lovina number is actually an answering service!

[Paddy1969]

So I decided to see Rani who advertises on BP. Indian womon with the mask on in her ad. I get to her apt, into the back room with a massage table. She is older probably close to 50. Nice lady, fairly attractive. Massage was ok, but she used baby oil. I started to rub her legs during the massage then noticed her shorts and panties were off.

Standard HJ finish for me. She really didn't do it or me, reviews from other site show alot more on menu but she's not my cup of tea. Paddy coins 150.

[Paddy1969]

I googled that number before and was in use by multible lmt's. Is it an answering service?

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[FloridaBum]

FYI. I noticed that she shares the same phone number with Lovina who has been positively reviewed here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[Member #4547]

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Yea. I can't get myself to see this JJ. I want to and I actually will be have so many others to spend the Meech coin on prior to giving this one a try. Maybe I'll try and stumble into her outside her work and put the Meech charm on her and bang her stupid. I'll record and report if that happens LOL!

Follow the Meech!

[Nickoglock]

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Hell, if the Jag is paying ill go anytime, LOL I would love to try, but I can waste my o'glock Coin on a maybe or probably not LOL. I am however in my early 30's and very fit, but from what I read she's a no go lol

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.

BG111.

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

[BuffGuy111]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.

BG111.

[Barolo]

Glad you liked my Oriental Spa AMP review from yesterday. LOL. I always like the limited dialogue with the AMP gals. It's pretty funny at times. LOL.

And thank you for the welcome back shout out. I really appreciate it.

Now go get ya' Little Mutha Fucking Meech ass over to see Jackie Joy! Lolol. We all want to see if you can "break her cherry"! Lolol. (sweetie, if you are reading this, please don't jam the Admin's PM with threats of legal action. You know I am only teasing, my love. By the way, I love your massages and give Alicia, your landlord, a big KISS from The Jag! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-lmt/9916668

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Jag interesting JJ just started advertising again. Business must be bad. I decide not to waste anymore coin on her since Jan.

[Barolo]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

I have never seen her ad before. I think I will pass especially since Pbwardy02 said so-so massage. If it was a good massage, I would take a flyer.

[Member #5878]

Hello my fellow mongers. I haven't posted in a while since my activity has calmed down. Started to hurt the wallet. I have one review to put up. I was curious though, is there any place that has Indian or Middle Eastern providers or any independents? Thanks.