Massage Parlor Reports

[FloridaBum]

FYI. I noticed that she shares the same phone number with Lovina who has been positively reviewed here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-men/10435060

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[Member #4547]

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Yea. I can't get myself to see this JJ. I want to and I actually will be have so many others to spend the Meech coin on prior to giving this one a try. Maybe I'll try and stumble into her outside her work and put the Meech charm on her and bang her stupid. I'll record and report if that happens LOL!

Follow the Meech!

[Nickoglock]

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Hell, if the Jag is paying ill go anytime, LOL I would love to try, but I can waste my o'glock Coin on a maybe or probably not LOL. I am however in my early 30's and very fit, but from what I read she's a no go lol

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.

BG111.

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

[BuffGuy111]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.

BG111.

[Barolo]

Glad you liked my Oriental Spa AMP review from yesterday. LOL. I always like the limited dialogue with the AMP gals. It's pretty funny at times. LOL.

And thank you for the welcome back shout out. I really appreciate it.

Now go get ya' Little Mutha Fucking Meech ass over to see Jackie Joy! Lolol. We all want to see if you can "break her cherry"! Lolol. (sweetie, if you are reading this, please don't jam the Admin's PM with threats of legal action. You know I am only teasing, my love. By the way, I love your massages and give Alicia, your landlord, a big KISS from The Jag! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-lmt/9916668

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Jag interesting JJ just started advertising again. Business must be bad. I decide not to waste anymore coin on her since Jan.

[Barolo]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

I have never seen her ad before. I think I will pass especially since Pbwardy02 said so-so massage. If it was a good massage, I would take a flyer.

[Member #5878]

Hello my fellow mongers. I haven't posted in a while since my activity has calmed down. Started to hurt the wallet. I have one review to put up. I was curious though, is there any place that has Indian or Middle Eastern providers or any independents? Thanks.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

[Pbwardy02]

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[YMeToo2]

Anyone Know what happened to MBS?

Also where is Honey now?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Great post! Good to have the Jag back!

Glad you liked my Oriental Spa AMP review from yesterday. LOL. I always like the limited dialogue with the AMP gals. It's pretty funny at times. LOL.

And thank you for the welcome back shout out. I really appreciate it.

Now go get ya' Little Mutha Fucking Meech ass over to see Jackie Joy! Lolol. We all want to see if you can "break her cherry"! Lolol. (sweetie, if you are reading this, please don't jam the Admin's PM with threats of legal action. You know I am only teasing, my love. By the way, I love your massages and give Alicia, your landlord, a big KISS from The Jag! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-lmt/9916668

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

You are better off spending your time & money elsewhere. Piss poor massage & felt like I took a bath in baby oil. If I remember correctly it was also self service.

Too funny, brother. But, hey, people got to make a living, right? As they say in the "Mob" movies: "Whaddaya youse going to do"?

I remember a long time ago when she posted ads of her BF / Husband laying across her massage table, like he was "Rock Hudson", or, "Burt Reynolds" (His Cosmopolitan spread from 1971, or so. LOLOL). I called her and suggested to her that maybe she should get rid of the dude laying on the massage table, half naked. LOLOL. She got offended and hung up. But soon thereafter she got rid of that pic. I do recall I called her again and I think some dude answered the phone or something like that. I think I hung up and Karen called me back a few minutes later to apologize. Anyway, I was not interested.

JaguarXF.

[Hapkido1947]

Brother Hapkido, your inbox was full this evening I attempted to write a PM to you.

My in box is cleared now, please response to my requests thanks.

[Robert 35]

I hate to contradict the Jag but I don't think Cheyanne is all that great. Maybe it's just a chemistry thing.

I agree that she's sweet. She definitely wants to make her clients happy, and lays out an accommodating menu to do just that, but I don't find her to be hot or sexy.

Brother Zooman! "Let not your heart (or your engorged pulsating cock) be troubled". Cheyanne is one of the sweetest, most sincere, genuine and sexy women in this industry. There is NO question that she will do everything she can to ensure that her clients leave happy. As with any provider, if you 'spook" the woman, she will NOT be responsive to you, Jag Coin notwithstanding.

My dear brother Zooman, try "Chey" (did The Jag just make a "rhyme", LOL) again. Be a total gentleman and the temptress that "smolders" deep within her feminine, lascivious, libidinous, licentious, rapacious, voracious, and sultry body will become manifest and you will be thoroughly satisfied.

JaguarXF.