Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I recently stopped in to Lotus Blossom Spa on John Young Parkway. Frankly, I was surprised to see two American gals on each of my visits.

Aria at Lotus Blossom Spa. I went in very recently for some AMP fever. I was very disappointed with this one. Aria is an AA gal. She is very friendly and pleasant. She is average size, etc. Aria is pretty nice looking and appears to be in her late 20's or early 30's. I received a pretty good massage, but I was simply not interested about any extras based upon the "vibe", if you will.

Total Jag Coin: 90/ hr. Will not repeat.

Erin at Lotus Blossom Spa. Erin is a bigger gal, though, not a BBW. But, she is big (5-10) for a woman and "reasonably" attractive, if you will. Erin was incredibly friendly. What she may have lacked in "looks", was more than made up for in her personality. Erin's personality was "sparkling" and cheerful. She immediately made me feel comfortable with her genuinely warm smile, great demeanor and her "unbridled" conviviality. We went into the room and talked for a minute or two. Then, she left to let me get undressed. She came back and began the massage. There was nothing special while I was on my stomach, but, things got interesting on the "flip". As I told Erin about my areas of "need" she was a bit reluctant at first to acquiesce. However, after some serious and intense flirtatious conversation, Erin loosened up a bit and began to "tease" my swollen Jag Sac with her soft and very warm feminine hands. My towel was very low on my abdomen while Erin worked her tender soft fingers farther up my powerfully "sinewed" and muscular thighs. Gently, teasingly, erotically, sensually, Erin continued her finger magic with long soft, sweeping strokes along my extreme upper and inner thighs. My fat "meat stick" began to dance, prance and enchant underneath the towel that somehow managed to slip all the way down to my "pubic" bone (gee, how did that happen, sweetie? Ooops! My bad). As Erin began to sense the intensity of our flirtatious conversation, she "accidently" began brushing her soft, warm forearms along the sides of my ball sac. She massaged up, around, over and across my heavy ball sac while my stiff prick continued "dancing with the stars". LOL. Erin's warm fingers continued the sensuous "assent" up into my rectal area, where she gently massaged the inside "crack" of my muscular (Barolo, LD17, you knew I had to say that! LOL) ass cheeks. That really felt hot! Erin was "eagerly" getting into her "work", if you will and began to move her hands up along the underside of my ball sac. I gently advised her that it was "perfectly fine" if her hands "accidentally" brushed up against my now pre-cum leaking "Jag Stick". She smiled at me and said: "Don't get greedy, Jagmeister". At that point, serious pre-cum was oozing out of my thoroughly "engorged" cock. The towel was now halfway down my shaft as my cock continued to twitch, throb, bob, hob-nob and pulsate with each beat of my "tachycardic" (for you cardiologists on the Board. LOL) heart. The room was very dimly lit and Erin was now massaging the base of my prick with both hands. It would not be long before I would be spurting my huge, potent load all over my abdomen and heaving, powerful chest!

Erin, then, gently squeezed the base of my cock with one hand while massaging my "pelvic" area with the other. As she was massaging the base of my cock with her warm, soft fingers, beneath my sac and my pelvic area, I began to feel the "cement mixer" churning deep inside my "tight" ball sac. Without warning, a sudden long, thick, "fishtailing" burst of hot "Jag Seed" exploded violently from the tip of my fat, heavily veined cock. Then, another blast of semen was followed by several more blasts of molten seed that sprang out of my convulsing cock, covering my heaving abdomen and chest. Erin continued to pump my thick prick with rapid "massaging" strokes. Her beautiful and warm hands milked the last "remnants" of semen from my spasming prick and rapidly depleting nut sac. As I was finishing my "e-JAG-ulation", Erin, maintained her deep, lustful and sensual movements along the base of my crying, sobbing and totally spent prick. She knew exactly how to drain my testicles of everything that was in them. Indeed, it was amazing that Erin was able to jerk my cock from beneath my ball sac with such "adroitness" skill and efficiency!

Total Jag Coin: 90/ hr. Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Website says they were closed for a month because shenlost her husband to some long term issue. Maybe the kids father too. Worth a visit after the dust settles. .

How the fuck did I miss this!! WTF.

JaguarXF.

[Member #4565]

It's great to see "The Jag" back on the board. (I was going to say "back in action", but I'm sure he's been in action LOL.) Welcome back Brother Jag, it's been pretty boring around here without you!

Montana.

Gentlemen,

As you know, I was off the Board for ten days. I was out banging pussy. (Gee, there's a surprise! I have some catching up to do, so, please, forgive me for "loading" up the Board with my posts.

But, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you for welcoming me back. Indeed, I am greatly humbled by your kind words of support and encouragement. I have received dozens of PM's, attesting to same, and I will respond to all of you as quickly as I can.

I love ALL of my brothers on here. Yes, even the very, very few that are "estranged" from The Jag, if you will (see "ignore" list). LOL.

I do solemnly swear and I do hereby pledge, to do my very "Jag Best", to provide this outstanding and "venerable" Board with the best possible Intel that I can, to help each of you hobby safely and FUCKING SUCCESSFULLY (YMMV, notwithstanding). Lolol.

Sincerely yours, "balls deep" in pussy.

JaguarXF.

[TreeFiddy]

I have never had a BtoB massage with a young pretty provider, this is on my bucket list, any help from my brothers would be appreciated, P. S I don't want to break my bank either and provide me with what services are included, thanks, PM only.

Brother Hapkido, your inbox was full this evening I attempted to write a PM to you.

[Hapkido1947]

I have never had a BtoB massage with a young pretty provider, this is on my bucket list, any help from my brothers would be appreciated, P. S I don't want to break my bank either and provide me with what services are included, thanks, PM only.

[Jimhatz]

I thought I would not check this place out again but after exchanging a couple of PMs with Natasha and seeing that she is really concerned with customer satisfaction, I decided to give it another go. I have a thing for small petite women so I decided to visit Mulan. We seemed to hit it off pretty good and our conversation flowed nicely. I really loved her soft little body and I left very happy. I do believe I will be visiting her again. Peace.

[Smokedmeat]

Website says they were closed for a month because shenlost her husband to some long term issue. Maybe the kids father too. Worth a visit after the dust settles. .

Anyone?

http://www.at-your-service-massage.com/

I have seen a few photos of the blonde in a few places. Quite sexy. PM or post of any goodies mat be available.

Thanks!

[Taster6969]

Stopped in the local water hole to get some relaxation and fun. Got this older asian which I've seen before. Think she is the owner and back from vacation. Usually get a girl named flower but on vacation. Took the table shower and cleaned me up and my dick very well. Back to the room and started the massage. Not to shabby and hit the right spots. Asked a few questions in case I was LEO but passed her test. Roaming then was encouraged and started to play with her pussy till she got very wet. On the turn over got her to take off clothes for a little BTB RUB. She agreed to what I wanted and asked her to suck my cock for awhile and then finish with the HE RUB. Agreed to her fee after some haggling and the fun began. She began sucking him with pleasure and moaned a lot. She was very hungry for cock and then started to rub faster and faster until I burst all over her. Was able to use my fingers in her pussy and tried to make her cum but the session ended and I was relieved. I guess she had some fun too seemed to get into it as much as I did. This saison hole sure likes to please. Only problem is that she is too old and had to close my eyes a lot and turn the lights down low and dream of a younger girl. Total damage 160. A little too much for old asian.

[Royal06]

Anyone seen Alejandra yet?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-22/10797544

[JaxGuy3182]

Anyone have any info on this one? http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...6-7122/7453360.

I'm traveling down on business this week and the ad caught my eye. I saw a name of Karen used on one of her other ads. Is she the same Karen that has bad reviews on here?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, I was off the Board for ten days. I was out banging pussy. (Gee, there's a surprise! I have some catching up to do, so, please, forgive me for "loading" up the Board with my posts.

But, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you for welcoming me back. Indeed, I am greatly humbled by your kind words of support and encouragement. I have received dozens of PM's, attesting to same, and I will respond to all of you as quickly as I can.

I love ALL of my brothers on here. Yes, even the very, very few that are "estranged" from The Jag, if you will (see "ignore" list). LOL.

I do solemnly swear and I do hereby pledge, to do my very "Jag Best", to provide this outstanding and "venerable" Board with the best possible Intel that I can, to help each of you hobby safely and FUCKING SUCCESSFULLY (YMMV, notwithstanding). Lolol.

Sincerely yours, "balls deep" in pussy.

JaguarXF.

[Ufo407]

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

A2

It's a shame when we allow cultures and religions to capitalize on our desire to have sex and then try and make us feel guilty about enjoying it.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, The Jag likes to mix in a little "Asian flair" with my sexcapades. Here is a review of a recent AMP visit.

Enjoy!

Coco and Cindy: Oriental Spa, John Young Parkway and Commodity Circle. Coco: 37 years old. 5-5/110. Br / Br. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. Cindy: Early 30's. 5-3/105. Br / Br. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. I had the pleasure of seeing these two fairly decent looking Asian ladies very recently.

Here is how the dialogue went down after I walked into the spa and met Cindy at the front desk:

Me: "I am JaguarXF". "Behold, For Thou HAs Come"!

Cindy: "Oooh, oohhh! You Jaggie, you Jaggie"? "Greatest Of All Time"?

Me: "So it has been written".

Cindy: "Oh yes, yes Jaggie, you be here before, yes"?

Me: "Roger that".

Cindy: "You want massage"?

Me: "No. I am here to renew the mutha fucking registration for my fucking Jag!" "What the fuck do you think I am here for? LOL.

Cindy: "Oh, oh, me sorry, me sorry. " "You want half hour or one hour"?

Me: "Half hour". (at that point, I see this cute little Asian spinner peek out from around the corner to see The Jag for herself. She looked pretty good, so I asked Cindy the following question). "Can I see her too?

Cindy: "Sure". "Anything for the "GOAT". Lololol.

Me: "How much for two girl massage for 30 minutes"?

Cindy: "90 dollar".

Me: "Let's do it". "Lock and Load, baby"!

At that point I paid the 90, went into a very nice, clean room on the left toward the back. I got undressed and got comfortable. The girls cam in a minute or two later and the fun began. On my stomach, the ladies gave me a very nice back massage with lots of ball play and cock play between my legs. On the flip, Coco and Cindy commenced to giving me on of the best two girl hand jobs I have ever experienced. Their English was actually pretty good and they engaged in some nice dirty talk while they both rand their lovely hands up and down and around my swollen meat stick. They each took turns jerking my fat cock and massaging my ball sac. I was in jerk off Heaven as Cindy and Coco really got me worked up. Cindy gently squeezed my sac while Coco used her two hands to jerk me off. Slowly, teasingly, methodically Coco would pump my pre-cum oozing cock while pretty Cindy was massaging my balls with one hand and massaging my stomach with the other. It was very intense. Thick "rivulets" of pre-cum oozed out from the head of my cock, mixing in with the massage lotion. It made a sexy "squishy" sound as Coco continued stroking my "tortured" meat stick. I began to massage Cindy's ass and legs while she massaged my sac and inner thighs. I did the same with Coco, who was on my left side. They let me rub their asses and little Asian pussies (OTC) while they jerked and massaged my cock and ball sac. They kept telling me, "You number one, Jaggie. You number one, Jaggie". What? I said. "You most handsome, you most handsome"! Sure, whatever you say ladies. But brother "Little Mutha Fucking Meech" (according to his self-attestation) was a former model, not me! Lolol. "No, Jaggie, you most handsome, you most handsome!" "You number one".

Ok, ladies I will play your game. Just keep jerking my fucking Jag Stick, ok?? At this point I could hold back no longer. Coco began to increase her soft tender and loving strokes on my "teeming" prick. Cindy continued cooing over my cock and balls while continuing her massaging of my pelvic area and ball sac. They both cooed: "Cum Jaggie, Cum Jaggie, Cum Jaggie"! Please cum for us"! For AMP gals, they sounded pretty good. Again, in unison, they cooed: Cum Jaggie"! "Cum for us please, Jaggie"! You number one handsome, you number one handsome"! Suddenly and without warning, my Jag Sac unleashed its molten contents! A thick, "fish tailing", nearly foot long blast of potent Jag Seed shot out of the head of my cock with the force of a high pressure fire hose! It shot into the air about two feet and landed with a loud "splat" on Coco's rapidly pumping fist. Another thick blast of hot semen shot out from the tip of my prick and landed on Coco's forearm with another heavy "splat" sound! "Ooohhhhhhhh, Jaggie! Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Jaggie cum, cum, you cum, Jaggie, let's see you hot cum"! "Pleeeeaaaase"! "Cum for us, oooohhhhhhhhhhhh Jaggie"! My thick semen continued pumping and spiraling out of my spasming, pulsating and throbbing cock, as lovely Coco continued to furiously stroke my fat cock with her soft, feminine, petite fingers, for all that it was worth. Cindy now had a firm but gentle "hold" of my rapidly depleting ball sac while gazing up into my eyes. They both looked at me loving and tenderly as they finished milking my cock and sac until they had drained me dry.

Coco finished by slooooooowly squeezing the base of my cock and bringing her hand all the way up my shaft, pausing at the crown of my cock, to pump out the last thick viscous rivulets and "vestiges" of my warm cum. Cindy took her index finger and scooped up the thick wad of cum from the tip of my still rock hard cock and rubbed it gently around its sensitive head while cooing seductively over its dark "pinkness"! WOW! What an experience! These two Asian gals made me a very happy "Jaggie". They both took turns cleaning up the mess and gently wiped down my powerful, heaving body. We all exchanged a very erotic three way kiss and I was on my way!

Total Jag Coin: 130/ hhr. Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rs-24/10794500

Wow if only she were real.

Hey bro! I agree with you 100%! That ass and "split" looks very good! (Well, at least from what I can see) LOL.

The photos have been used before. I have not seen her. I am leery about being disappointed when I meet her. Just like the massage chick I posted about 11 days ago. Her fucking pics looked awesome. But when I arrived, she was NOT the gal in the pics and I ended up leaving.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10794498

[AverageJoe9999]

Looking for a good massage with at least an HE before I go on vacation. Who would y'all say is the best busty MILF / gilf in Orlando would be?

Thanks in advance!

Average joe.