Massage Parlor Reports

[Ufo407]

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

A2

It's a shame when we allow cultures and religions to capitalize on our desire to have sex and then try and make us feel guilty about enjoying it.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, The Jag likes to mix in a little "Asian flair" with my sexcapades. Here is a review of a recent AMP visit.

Enjoy!

Coco and Cindy: Oriental Spa, John Young Parkway and Commodity Circle. Coco: 37 years old. 5-5/110. Br / Br. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. Cindy: Early 30's. 5-3/105. Br / Br. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. I had the pleasure of seeing these two fairly decent looking Asian ladies very recently.

Here is how the dialogue went down after I walked into the spa and met Cindy at the front desk:

Me: "I am JaguarXF". "Behold, For Thou HAs Come"!

Cindy: "Oooh, oohhh! You Jaggie, you Jaggie"? "Greatest Of All Time"?

Me: "So it has been written".

Cindy: "Oh yes, yes Jaggie, you be here before, yes"?

Me: "Roger that".

Cindy: "You want massage"?

Me: "No. I am here to renew the mutha fucking registration for my fucking Jag!" "What the fuck do you think I am here for? LOL.

Cindy: "Oh, oh, me sorry, me sorry. " "You want half hour or one hour"?

Me: "Half hour". (at that point, I see this cute little Asian spinner peek out from around the corner to see The Jag for herself. She looked pretty good, so I asked Cindy the following question). "Can I see her too?

Cindy: "Sure". "Anything for the "GOAT". Lololol.

Me: "How much for two girl massage for 30 minutes"?

Cindy: "90 dollar".

Me: "Let's do it". "Lock and Load, baby"!

At that point I paid the 90, went into a very nice, clean room on the left toward the back. I got undressed and got comfortable. The girls cam in a minute or two later and the fun began. On my stomach, the ladies gave me a very nice back massage with lots of ball play and cock play between my legs. On the flip, Coco and Cindy commenced to giving me on of the best two girl hand jobs I have ever experienced. Their English was actually pretty good and they engaged in some nice dirty talk while they both rand their lovely hands up and down and around my swollen meat stick. They each took turns jerking my fat cock and massaging my ball sac. I was in jerk off Heaven as Cindy and Coco really got me worked up. Cindy gently squeezed my sac while Coco used her two hands to jerk me off. Slowly, teasingly, methodically Coco would pump my pre-cum oozing cock while pretty Cindy was massaging my balls with one hand and massaging my stomach with the other. It was very intense. Thick "rivulets" of pre-cum oozed out from the head of my cock, mixing in with the massage lotion. It made a sexy "squishy" sound as Coco continued stroking my "tortured" meat stick. I began to massage Cindy's ass and legs while she massaged my sac and inner thighs. I did the same with Coco, who was on my left side. They let me rub their asses and little Asian pussies (OTC) while they jerked and massaged my cock and ball sac. They kept telling me, "You number one, Jaggie. You number one, Jaggie". What? I said. "You most handsome, you most handsome"! Sure, whatever you say ladies. But brother "Little Mutha Fucking Meech" (according to his self-attestation) was a former model, not me! Lolol. "No, Jaggie, you most handsome, you most handsome!" "You number one".

Ok, ladies I will play your game. Just keep jerking my fucking Jag Stick, ok?? At this point I could hold back no longer. Coco began to increase her soft tender and loving strokes on my "teeming" prick. Cindy continued cooing over my cock and balls while continuing her massaging of my pelvic area and ball sac. They both cooed: "Cum Jaggie, Cum Jaggie, Cum Jaggie"! Please cum for us"! For AMP gals, they sounded pretty good. Again, in unison, they cooed: Cum Jaggie"! "Cum for us please, Jaggie"! You number one handsome, you number one handsome"! Suddenly and without warning, my Jag Sac unleashed its molten contents! A thick, "fish tailing", nearly foot long blast of potent Jag Seed shot out of the head of my cock with the force of a high pressure fire hose! It shot into the air about two feet and landed with a loud "splat" on Coco's rapidly pumping fist. Another thick blast of hot semen shot out from the tip of my prick and landed on Coco's forearm with another heavy "splat" sound! "Ooohhhhhhhh, Jaggie! Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Jaggie cum, cum, you cum, Jaggie, let's see you hot cum"! "Pleeeeaaaase"! "Cum for us, oooohhhhhhhhhhhh Jaggie"! My thick semen continued pumping and spiraling out of my spasming, pulsating and throbbing cock, as lovely Coco continued to furiously stroke my fat cock with her soft, feminine, petite fingers, for all that it was worth. Cindy now had a firm but gentle "hold" of my rapidly depleting ball sac while gazing up into my eyes. They both looked at me loving and tenderly as they finished milking my cock and sac until they had drained me dry.

Coco finished by slooooooowly squeezing the base of my cock and bringing her hand all the way up my shaft, pausing at the crown of my cock, to pump out the last thick viscous rivulets and "vestiges" of my warm cum. Cindy took her index finger and scooped up the thick wad of cum from the tip of my still rock hard cock and rubbed it gently around its sensitive head while cooing seductively over its dark "pinkness"! WOW! What an experience! These two Asian gals made me a very happy "Jaggie". They both took turns cleaning up the mess and gently wiped down my powerful, heaving body. We all exchanged a very erotic three way kiss and I was on my way!

Total Jag Coin: 130/ hhr. Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rs-24/10794500

Wow if only she were real.

Hey bro! I agree with you 100%! That ass and "split" looks very good! (Well, at least from what I can see) LOL.

The photos have been used before. I have not seen her. I am leery about being disappointed when I meet her. Just like the massage chick I posted about 11 days ago. Her fucking pics looked awesome. But when I arrived, she was NOT the gal in the pics and I ended up leaving.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10794498

[AverageJoe9999]

Looking for a good massage with at least an HE before I go on vacation. Who would y'all say is the best busty MILF / gilf in Orlando would be?

Thanks in advance!

Average joe.

[Barolo]

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

A2

A2 I am hanging my head in shame, Please forgive me! Obviously to me this is Vanessa!

[Tyrice24]

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Wow. You see why I don't like massage no more.

[Tyrice24]

Why do we go to these "massage" places and spend more on extra than we do when we see a actual provider. I know I went to formally know as PAS and I should of gotten a lot more for what a gave. But that is my.

Fault and I promise myself. NO MORE MASSAGE places. I just can't deal with not getting what I want from them. I know it a challenge, but it no a challenge in my pocket.

[Muff Luva]

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

I can't help but think that it's their own fault when they're short on clientele or struggling for a date. If they were located let's say along the exit 90's where there's a wealth of lonely businessmen and extended stays, they'd be rich by now.

[Enepero]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rs-24/10794500

Wow if only she were real.

[ElizabethKroge]

I have seen Vanessa twice, she says she is experienced but I don't believe so. She says she will do the massage in lingerie but still leaves her bra and pantises. It took so arm twisting to get them off. She does very little teasing. It became too much work for me and not relaxing to get her not to be a prude. I will not repeat!

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

A2

[Barolo]

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

Any of you "noobs" want to check her out and report back??

Her coin is high for only one hour. But she did tell me that she WOULD do a nude BTB on my bed. I just never got around to seeing her, though Barolo saw her a long time ago.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616805

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10128771

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7685287

Very interested! You know my rule, I am never paying $160 for an hour bodyrub!

[Quilino]

A hearty shout out and welcome back to our brother Jag, the living proof of what happens when you have more money than god and qualify for that line in the ED commercial that states, "For an erection that lasts more than four hours. . . . . ".

It is good to see your posts once again grace the pages of our little neighborhood. Your posts and reviews can easily be assembled as a "how to" manual for anyone thinking of getting into this hobby.

Also, your reviews on Nikki Nikki are spot on. If I was given one night to live and could only go at it one last time I think her digits are the one I would call first.

Just sayin'.

C3.

C3,

Don't believe Jag's review was about Nikki Nikki but some other provider from Craiglist. At least that's what the links lead you back to. That's why I like to post pictures of the provider in my posts to avoid confusion. Many of the names are the same and it gets confusing. Just a note for clarity.

BTW, Nikki Nikki is indeed top of the line.

[Camera3]

A hearty shout out and welcome back to our brother Jag, the living proof of what happens when you have more money than god and qualify for that line in the ED commercial that states, "For an erection that lasts more than four hours. . . . . ".

It is good to see your posts once again grace the pages of our little neighborhood. Your posts and reviews can easily be assembled as a "how to" manual for anyone thinking of getting into this hobby.

Also, your reviews on Nikki Nikki are spot on. If I was given one night to live and could only go at it one last time I think her digits are the one I would call first.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.

[Brevard Newbie]

Welcome back Jag! Long time no see on the boards so I take that as you must be way to busy having fun! Expect to see a bunch of reviews now that you have returned, LOL.

I need to venture over to Orlando and check some of your reviewed hotties out. Your reviews are the best, honest, succinct and humorous. Expect a PM about some of your stable girls.

Keep the reviews coming.

BN.

Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

Any of you "noobs" want to check her out and report back??

Her coin is high for only one hour. But she did tell me that she WOULD do a nude BTB on my bed. I just never got around to seeing her, though Barolo saw her a long time ago.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616805

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10128771

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7685287