Massage Parlor Reports

[Barolo]

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

A2

A2 I am hanging my head in shame, Please forgive me! Obviously to me this is Vanessa!

[Tyrice24]

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Wow. You see why I don't like massage no more.

[Tyrice24]

Why do we go to these "massage" places and spend more on extra than we do when we see a actual provider. I know I went to formally know as PAS and I should of gotten a lot more for what a gave. But that is my.

Fault and I promise myself. NO MORE MASSAGE places. I just can't deal with not getting what I want from them. I know it a challenge, but it no a challenge in my pocket.

[Muff Luva]

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

I can't help but think that it's their own fault when they're short on clientele or struggling for a date. If they were located let's say along the exit 90's where there's a wealth of lonely businessmen and extended stays, they'd be rich by now.

[Enepero]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rs-24/10794500

Wow if only she were real.

[ElizabethKroge]

I have seen Vanessa twice, she says she is experienced but I don't believe so. She says she will do the massage in lingerie but still leaves her bra and pantises. It took so arm twisting to get them off. She does very little teasing. It became too much work for me and not relaxing to get her not to be a prude. I will not repeat!

Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

A2

[Barolo]

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

Any of you "noobs" want to check her out and report back??

Her coin is high for only one hour. But she did tell me that she WOULD do a nude BTB on my bed. I just never got around to seeing her, though Barolo saw her a long time ago.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616805

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10128771

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7685287

Very interested! You know my rule, I am never paying $160 for an hour bodyrub!

[Quilino]

A hearty shout out and welcome back to our brother Jag, the living proof of what happens when you have more money than god and qualify for that line in the ED commercial that states, "For an erection that lasts more than four hours. . . . . ".

It is good to see your posts once again grace the pages of our little neighborhood. Your posts and reviews can easily be assembled as a "how to" manual for anyone thinking of getting into this hobby.

Also, your reviews on Nikki Nikki are spot on. If I was given one night to live and could only go at it one last time I think her digits are the one I would call first.

Just sayin'.

C3.

C3,

Don't believe Jag's review was about Nikki Nikki but some other provider from Craiglist. At least that's what the links lead you back to. That's why I like to post pictures of the provider in my posts to avoid confusion. Many of the names are the same and it gets confusing. Just a note for clarity.

BTW, Nikki Nikki is indeed top of the line.

[Camera3]

A hearty shout out and welcome back to our brother Jag, the living proof of what happens when you have more money than god and qualify for that line in the ED commercial that states, "For an erection that lasts more than four hours. . . . . ".

It is good to see your posts once again grace the pages of our little neighborhood. Your posts and reviews can easily be assembled as a "how to" manual for anyone thinking of getting into this hobby.

Also, your reviews on Nikki Nikki are spot on. If I was given one night to live and could only go at it one last time I think her digits are the one I would call first.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.

[Brevard Newbie]

Welcome back Jag! Long time no see on the boards so I take that as you must be way to busy having fun! Expect to see a bunch of reviews now that you have returned, LOL.

I need to venture over to Orlando and check some of your reviewed hotties out. Your reviews are the best, honest, succinct and humorous. Expect a PM about some of your stable girls.

Keep the reviews coming.

BN.

Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

Any of you "noobs" want to check her out and report back??

Her coin is high for only one hour. But she did tell me that she WOULD do a nude BTB on my bed. I just never got around to seeing her, though Barolo saw her a long time ago.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616805

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10128771

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7685287

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Thank you guys for sharing your thoughts.

Gentlemen,

I know a couple of you had an "unfortunate" experience at Salt Spa on Lee road. What can I say? Shit happens, right? All I can tell you is that Ava, Lisa and Julie were all very beautiful, sexy and totally FS (I ran through that place in two days, LOL). Yes, it is my opinion and opinions are like, well, assholes. Everyone has one (save for the guy that shits through a "stoma", with all due respect.) Indeed, the vivacious, curvaceous and delicious "Lisa" gave me one of the most intense nude BTB with ALL the trimmings (DATY too) that I have ever had. EVER. Lisa got my cock so fucking hard that I think I now have "stretch marks" on my "Jag Stick"! Lolol.

Fellas, I got my fucking Jag Coin money's worth with these gorgeous women. I blew a lot of fucking money (and Jag Seed) in that place over a very short period of time.

"The Jag came, he saw, he conquered!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Anyone seen cherry recently? I was hoping to see her but haven't seen a thing from her in forever. I may have missed the boat unfortunately.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...te-26/10477037

Cherry, an Essence Spa "refugee", operates in Kissimmee. She is a true Latina provider in that she makes sure your cock is exhausted and your "sac" is fully depleted.

Cherry is totally GFE, PSE ever since I first banged her "rapacious" Latina "clit ringed" pussy late last year. Check her out brother Titus and post your experience.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616805

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Ok, what's the secret to getting her on the phone? I have tried calling her at least 4 times in the last 6 months and it always goes straight to voicemail. Left message with my name and number, ask her to contact me at her convenience. Never heard back from her.

CC.

Hey Brother CC. Yeah, Joan is difficult to reach and flaky at times, but, once you see her you will be happy with her performance. Try her with some "Candy" for an awesome, ball draining PSE, GFE threesome experience! I reviewed each of these sexy ladies. I met them "fortuitously", by chance, after I got done fucking Brazil Michelle at her and Mia's (yes I fucked Mia too, though not at the same time.) spa just around the corner from Joan's place. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9357787

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9760687

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9646845

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9760688

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10147561

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Anyone else getting texts from them about openings?

And clean out your inbox my man!

JaguarXF.