Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Mulan.

O my, my. This review is going to be tricky. This is the most fucked up experience I have had yet at a massage parlor. When I initally went, did my appointment and left, I was kinda dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature. Probably should have scheduled and hour with this one. Seems like everytime I schedule a half an hour, I end up liking the technician and try and schedule an hour, but they already are booked up. The one time I did schedule a full hour with a technician I ended up leaving after 45 minutes covered in nasty ass oily baby oil when we ran out of stuff to talk about. No more hour appointments unless I know the girl from now on. Also the tipping goes up along with the house fee for an hour to where you could have done the escort thing for a lot cheaper.

So, back to Mulan. She is sooo, petite and exotically smoking hot. Expect to pay around 1. 2 rose petals on the tip plus. 4 house fee for a full nude destressing rub. I'm sure there are guys that have paid more to see that fine body naked. O my my. What a smoking body. If your into the whole visual thing, have a fat wad of cash and could give a shit about having a slow sensual rub, this may be the girl for you. She can hold a surface conversation as well. She seems highly intelligent, but I did't get much depth from the conversation. While I was dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature of the experience, this is the first time the afterglow from a session has hit me a day afterwords and stayed for several days. The only other time I have got this kind of afterglow from a body rub was Xena at MBS, although that time it was instantaneous. I am not saying it was not sensual at all, as there was plenty of mutual rubbing and that is what has permanently etched itself into my memory. Holy shit! The few minutes I got to caress that body was like a religious experience, and maybe that is why I feel as though the session was rushed as I was enjoying it soo much.

So here is where is gets tricky, cause after the noticeably rushed nature of the experience and the price, I initally felt more like a business transaction than the usual half an hour destressing getaway that experience that I seek from a body rub. It wasn't until later on that that night and the few days afterwords that I was able to get the hit and enjoyment the experience. Even though beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I do know one thing, for 1. 6 rose petals, having that experience and body etched into my mind for the rest of my life may just be worth it. If your tight on cash and looking for a cerebral experience, might want to look elsewhere.

From your post it seems like your experience with the hot and licentious Mulan was less than, well, "ball draining". Many men here have seen Mulan, including myself. Yes, she is very good looking, articulate, engaging and will give you a GFE, if you "work" her the right way. She was gone from Luxsa for a while. I guess Natasha let her come back. Good for her. I may have to cum visit Mulan again. She gave me one of the best "dreams" I ever had. I even had a PSE bonus session with her and "Ava".

So, See her again and maybe things will improve. If not, then, cross her off your list and move on to the next "cervix".

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Finally went to see the think Brazilian everyone talk about. Place was easy to find. Parkin gin the back which was nice. Made my way inside and was greeted by michelle at the door. Eye had to adjust to the lower light level inside of the room (because that's all it is, a room) But SHe looked good. I was anxious to get a look at that famous ass of hers and I must say in the pants she was wearing I was not dissapointed. I didn't get a good look at her before laying down so I couldn't tell just how happy I would be. Paid for the hour and layed down. SHe went to work on what was a surprisingly good massage. I've been to a few places (essence and MBS) and got the rub down instead but she actually worked out some tension I had. Also made some pretty good conversation, put me right at ease. Not too much overt playing with the boys on the back side but they were brushed many times for sure. She allowed some OTC roaming and smiled and laughed as I did so. On the flip she started to take care of my legs again as I felt on her large ass. I started to stand a little more at attention and she walked away for a moment and got more oil, Next thing I know she's jerking me. She showed me more of what hid beneath and honesty it was little bit of a let down. It was nice, don't get me wrong, But it wasnt as nice as it looked in the pants. She seemed a little rushed about it. I had no idea what I was looking at as far as time left. She finished me off with a little moaning. Scale of 1-10 on the HE: 6. 5 Of course it was enjoyable but I honestly would have liked a little more UMMPH if you will. I don't need FS I just want it to feel a little more sexy. She got me a hot towel to gett the excess and the oil. I was happy with it. I mean it could have been worse. I have heard many mongers say that you need to add about 8-10 pounds to the picture. I would agree or maybe say add 10-20. She is hot but just not exactly what you're seeing in the picture. Mia wasnt there, I know they work together so I don't know what she looked like.

Total titus tokens: 160.120 for the hour.

I would repeat. She's hot and more importantly she gives a good massage.

Brother Titus. Great review of Brazil Michelle! See her again, my brother, and you should receive her full menu of options. Her face is still so fucking beautiful. Her facial "vector" lines are as "exquisite" as any woman in this business (that was for you, my love!

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Your hot, throbbing, cum spurting cock!

Gentlemen,

As you may know, I have reviewed McKenzie several times in the past. For you "noobs" that have not seen her, please, see her now! She only works at Essence every few weeks. So, you have to check the BP ads for Essence frequently to see when "Mac" is working.

She has been carrying my "Jag Seed" for over a year now. "Mac" has one of the finest asses in the business. Fat, round, plump, firm, soft skin and when you see her in "K9", you will blow your load immediately. Her tits are big and firm and her stomach has just he right amount of feminine "belly fat" that BEGS for your HOT load! "Mac's" menus options can be discussed via PM. But bring at least 200- 250 for a GFE experience.

IMHO, her ass is better than ANY gal at Essence, other than that hot little "vixen", "Don't cum inside my pussy, oh, Jagmeister, cum on my clit! "Deziah".

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

The Jag also has it under "supreme authority" from a "very high ranking" and highly respected provider, that MBS has also closed its doors (As has Healing Hands in Longwood). I called several times today and the phone went straight to "Gabby's" sexy voicemail (is voice mail fucking one word or two words? WTF?

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

The Jag has it under "supreme" authority that Healing Hands of Longwood is closing. There will be no love here among many of the brothers here on the Board. Missy failed miserable at trying to establish this spa. Multiple cancelled appointments, "robo dialing" client phone numbers WITHOUT their permission (I fucking lost count of how many times I got "punked" by Missy's BS "robo dialing" marketing campaign) and Bait and Switches do not make for a successful business, Missy sweetie. But, if a first you don't succeed, try again. Right? Well, at least I was lucky enough to get a massage from this hot fucking little "semi-MILF" babe.

Maybe Missy will do some online course work from the Wharton School of Business, marshal together her business acumen and try again.

Micha will become an independent LMT again. Fun days ahead with her! She should be posting on BP soon. PM for more.

Her fucking face is soooooo gorgeous! Smooth lips (both sets), tight little "spinner" ass and nice, itty bitty titties!

Oh, did I mention how well her throat muscles work? "Zero spill factor", gentlemen! God help me!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This is my third and last time there. It's so close to my office. Set appt with Misha for 90 minutes because I saw her last week and she has a great body and very clean. Went to the atm got 300 thought that should be enough wanted the next level. Paid the 1 for 90 minutes and the massage started out great. MIsha is very chatty but very nice and cool chic. On the flip she started right away with the handshake than I asked her what else is on the menu she says need many more than rub her fingers. What is she Johnny Football. Lmao. I stated I have 2 she says this is that. What bra and panties and a handshake. WTF. To much for my me. 3 for 90 minute massage and a hand. Paid johnny football 3 I'm so stupid.

I reviewed her and will ask that you PM me if you need more, including her "digits".

Yes, Micha delivers all the goods. Other men have had success as well.

None of that matters now as Healing Hands is closing its doors.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Would be her energy / efforts ended after 1 pop. Would that be accurate?

I appreciate your salient question brother Sillyolman. Indeed, for those of you who have read my posts, I usually blow one load of "Jag Seed" per cervix. I have blown multiple loads. But, from a "modus operational paradigm" perspective, I prefer to "load" up if you, will, for one massive dose of molten, potent "Jag Seed", so I can "admire" my work, as I spray the faces, tits, assholes, vaginas and hair (sorry Honey, LOL) of all of my beautiful and cock hungry, "Jag Girls". I know Nikki would accommodate multiple pops if she was comfortable with you.

Let me be unequivocally clear: Nikki ALWAYS has been a YMMV gal. Guys have complained about her lack of "extras". However, I can attest to the fact that Nikki will deliver most menu items including Russian, COT, COA, BBBL, BBACF, BBCLF and BBCL. Again, I DID NOT fuck her.

As far as the Jag Coin, SOM, I would have to go back and read my old posts to find out what the coinage was. If I may, I would suggest you use "common sense" and use a "standard deviation" (for you statistics guys out there) of +/- 20-30% from the 150, DEPENDING upon what she gives you.

Hope this helps, my good brother.

JaguarXF.

[Sillyolman]

You said you gave her $150, plus or minus. It would be a help to your brothers, here on this Great Forum, if you could share how much of your time that donation gave you.

Would be her energy / efforts ended after 1 pop. Would that be accurate?

[Sillyolman]

Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.

You said you gave her $150, plus or minus. It would be a help to your brothers, here on this Great Forum, if you could share how much of your time that donation gave you.

[OrlandoDoc]

I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.

1. and. Short for a Narcotics officer. A member of Law Enforcement that enforces drug laws.

2. and. A person who is not a member of Law Enforcement but turns you into the police for doing or dealing drugs.

3. and. A person that turns you in for something you did wrong; specifically to any type of authority figure like parents, cops, teachers, boss, etc.

4. v. The act of turning someone into law enforcement or authority figures.

[BabyLight333]

I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.

Didn't get her name. She wanted $140 for a negligee massage, $160 for topless.

[ColombianCoco]

Young lady requested that I send her a personal photo before seeing me. When I decline. She called me a Nark. LMAO.

What is a Nark?

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I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.

[SmashAnGrab]

Generally, in this context, a narc is a narcotics officer. She is saying she concluded you were LEO because you wouldn't send a picture. Not entirely unreasonable, but you could say the same thing. It's a sticky wicket in this game. It can end up like a mexican stand-off. If that phrase is a little racist, sorry, but it's still a mexican stand-off!

[BabyLight333]

Young lady requested that I send her a personal photo before seeing me. When I decline. She called me a Nark. LMAO.

What is a Nark?

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I have been off the Board for 10 days. I have been pumping my "Jag Seed" deep, deeper and of course oh sooooo fucking balls deep into the ovulating cervix's of some of Orlando's hottest providers. I have seen over 20 providers in the past two weeks. Some were PSE threesomes with some cock consuming ladies at several WELL KNOWN spas. These Spas include, but are not limited to: Sweet Elite, MBS and Lee Road Spa (sorry some guys had no success there. I can only report my ball draining experiences with the sexy ladies there). I have been to Luxsa as well. However, I had already seen two of the ladies there previously and reviewed them, so a "redundant" review, if you will, would be of no "utilitarian" value to the Board. And Natasha, as always. You are SOOO Fucking beautiful! Too bad you are out of the hobby. I really miss our sessions when you were at MBS! (though you were only there a short time).

So my esteemed and venerable brethren on the Board, I will be posting a long review today or tomorrow. It will contain some detail, but, not the "Penthouse Forum" details that I usually provide. I greatly appreciate the dozens of Board members who have PM'd me thanking me for my "prose" and "spiraling" intellect. Though, I always accept such compliments with great humility and deference.

Additionally, I have dozens of PM's that I must respond to. So, please be patient with me, as you all know I try to respond to every PM I receive.

Oh, one more thing. I saw Dallas (Escort) very recently!! Dear God Almighty in Heaven! I never had a better experience. See my review of her in the Positive Escort Review Section later today or tomorrow.

JaguarXF.