Massage Parlor Reports

**BabyLight333** · 07-11-14 15:51

Originally Posted by ColombianCoco [View Original Post]

I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.

Didn't get her name. She wanted $140 for a negligee massage, $160 for topless.

**ColombianCoco** · 07-11-14 15:28

Originally Posted by BabyLight333 [View Original Post]

Young lady requested that I send her a personal photo before seeing me. When I decline. She called me a Nark. LMAO.

What is a Nark?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...py-25/10779138

I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.

**SmashAnGrab** · 07-11-14 15:26

Generally, in this context, a narc is a narcotics officer. She is saying she concluded you were LEO because you wouldn't send a picture. Not entirely unreasonable, but you could say the same thing. It's a sticky wicket in this game. It can end up like a mexican stand-off. If that phrase is a little racist, sorry, but it's still a mexican stand-off!

**BabyLight333** · 07-11-14 14:56

Young lady requested that I send her a personal photo before seeing me. When I decline. She called me a Nark. LMAO.

What is a Nark?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...py-25/10779138

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 07-11-14 13:48

I have been off the Board for 10 days. I have been pumping my "Jag Seed" deep, deeper and of course oh sooooo fucking balls deep into the ovulating cervix's of some of Orlando's hottest providers. I have seen over 20 providers in the past two weeks. Some were PSE threesomes with some cock consuming ladies at several WELL KNOWN spas. These Spas include, but are not limited to: Sweet Elite, MBS and Lee Road Spa (sorry some guys had no success there. I can only report my ball draining experiences with the sexy ladies there). I have been to Luxsa as well. However, I had already seen two of the ladies there previously and reviewed them, so a "redundant" review, if you will, would be of no "utilitarian" value to the Board. And Natasha, as always. You are SOOO Fucking beautiful! Too bad you are out of the hobby. I really miss our sessions when you were at MBS! (though you were only there a short time).

So my esteemed and venerable brethren on the Board, I will be posting a long review today or tomorrow. It will contain some detail, but, not the "Penthouse Forum" details that I usually provide. I greatly appreciate the dozens of Board members who have PM'd me thanking me for my "prose" and "spiraling" intellect. Though, I always accept such compliments with great humility and deference.

Additionally, I have dozens of PM's that I must respond to. So, please be patient with me, as you all know I try to respond to every PM I receive.

Oh, one more thing. I saw Dallas (Escort) very recently!! Dear God Almighty in Heaven! I never had a better experience. See my review of her in the Positive Escort Review Section later today or tomorrow.

JaguarXF.

**EmptySpot** · 07-11-14 13:41

Throw back Thursday. Was in Altamonte and stopped by Asahi, its been over a year. Candy was still there. Got great TS, decent massage and great Russian ending. . 6 house fee and. 5 for her.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 07-11-14 13:30

Originally Posted by Zooman [View Original Post]

Stopped by Elite and saw Cheyenne. Paid house fee and was taken to a room. Told to get confortable, which I did. Then I waited way too long before Cheyenne came in. Very nice looking and good attitude. Told me there was mutual touching and to place donation on a table. Started on a weak rub of my legs and asked if wanted more. Woke up from my dream and said yes. Asked for additional amount, which I did. Fell asleep again. I remember my dream of her on top seeing her assests, with mutual touching. I woke up too dam fast, dream did not last long. No massage, weak rub, great body and attitude, some upsell and waited too long at the begining. All this equals a mixed review. Like to try again to see if either things get better, or if this the standard. She seems to be a good person, that would be great to explore more options. It could of been me and I gave a bad vibe to her.

Brother Zooman! "Let not your heart (or your engorged pulsating cock) be troubled". Cheyanne is one of the sweetest, most sincere, genuine and sexy women in this industry. There is NO question that she will do everything she can to ensure that her clients leave happy. As with any provider, if you 'spook" the woman, she will NOT be responsive to you, Jag Coin notwithstanding.

My dear brother Zooman, try "Chey" (did The Jag just make a "rhyme", LOL) again. Be a total gentleman and the temptress that "smolders" deep within her feminine, lascivious, libidinous, licentious, rapacious, voracious, and sultry body will become manifest and you will be thoroughly satisfied.

JaguarXF.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 07-11-14 13:05

Originally Posted by TPhresh3 [View Original Post]

Yes, she has been reviewed before on here quite a few times. I've seen her once. A few others have seen her as well. She is a YMMV provider. I didn't receive any extras from her. When asked she looked at me like I was crazy. Others have gotten HE's and I believe a few have gotten her in her birthday suit. It seems she caters to older men. I also remember someone saying it may take a few visits for her to warm up to you. Whatever, I don't have the time for hope. Search her name in the thread and she will pop up.

Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.

**WalSTreet** · 07-11-14 08:21

Anyone?

http://www.at-your-service-massage.com/

I have seen a few photos of the blonde in a few places. Quite sexy. PM or post of any goodies mat be available.

Thanks!

**Sex Xes** · 07-11-14 07:34

Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood [View Original Post]

Will be visiting and staying by Convention Center without a car. Can anyone suggest some reasonably close and pleasant options for a massage and maybe HE.

Check rub maps to see what is close to your hotel. Then check the forum & see who has favorable reviews. You will leave happy at most AMPs in that area. There are also a number of body rub girls in that area if that is your preference.

**ThrobbinWood** · 07-10-14 23:16

Will be visiting and staying by Convention Center without a car. Can anyone suggest some reasonably close and pleasant options for a massage and maybe HE.

**Sillyolman** · 07-10-14 19:34

Originally Posted by BabyLight333 [View Original Post]

Amen brother Exec Talent. They will learn one day. LOL.

They can go on. Fortunately for them.

**BabyLight333** · 07-10-14 19:23

Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]

What is it with the flood of negative rub place reports?

Did something suddenly change?

Do you guys who used to rave about them now think it might be better to pay $150 for a real escort rather than waste your time (and money) at these places?

Amen brother Exec Talent. They will learn one day. LOL.

**Smokedmeat** · 07-10-14 19:13

Hot Russian MILF is right, hugs and nice personallity. She encouraged self service last time I saw her. Decent massage skills.

Originally Posted by Paddy1969 [View Original Post]

So decided to try something different. Tried to hook up with two indian masseuses but no luck. Called the Ukranian massage in east Orlando. Nice looking MILF, good massage no draping. That was it, not a hint of any extras. Had a sign on the wall too no HE!! But most weird is the location of her studio, any one seen her will agree. Anybody ave any luck with her, pm me.

**Smokedmeat** · 07-10-14 19:06

I was thinking about stopping by. Not now however I would have pulled up this ad on my phone, laid down the $45 and said Take it or leave it, have a nice day. Who the hell sits on your feet. Fuck that.

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I went to the Spring Spa in WP, Jennifer was my massage therapist. Honestly the massage SUCKED. When I go for a massage, I don't want to be stretched. She maybe massaged me 25 minute. The rest was stretching and stupid plucking. My knee cap doesn't need to be massaged, I don't need a woman 140 lbs sitting full weigh on my foot. I went to pay she said $60, I said the ad says $45, she said nope. I said no tip! No menu items.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/10584410