Massage Parlor Reports

**Smokedmeat** · 07-10-14 19:13

Hot Russian MILF is right, hugs and nice personallity. She encouraged self service last time I saw her. Decent massage skills.

Originally Posted by Paddy1969 [View Original Post]

So decided to try something different. Tried to hook up with two indian masseuses but no luck. Called the Ukranian massage in east Orlando. Nice looking MILF, good massage no draping. That was it, not a hint of any extras. Had a sign on the wall too no HE!! But most weird is the location of her studio, any one seen her will agree. Anybody ave any luck with her, pm me.

**Smokedmeat** · 07-10-14 19:06

I was thinking about stopping by. Not now however I would have pulled up this ad on my phone, laid down the $45 and said Take it or leave it, have a nice day. Who the hell sits on your feet. Fuck that.

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I went to the Spring Spa in WP, Jennifer was my massage therapist. Honestly the massage SUCKED. When I go for a massage, I don't want to be stretched. She maybe massaged me 25 minute. The rest was stretching and stupid plucking. My knee cap doesn't need to be massaged, I don't need a woman 140 lbs sitting full weigh on my foot. I went to pay she said $60, I said the ad says $45, she said nope. I said no tip! No menu items.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/10584410

**Sillyolman** · 07-10-14 18:51

Originally Posted by Zooman [View Original Post]

Stopped by Elite and saw Cheyenne. Paid house fee and was taken to a room. Told to get confortable, which I did. Then I waited way too long before Cheyenne came in. Very nice looking and good attitude. Told me there was mutual touching and to place donation on a table. Started on a weak rub of my legs and asked if wanted more. Woke up from my dream and said yes. Asked for additional amount, which I did. Fell asleep again. I remember my dream of her on top seeing her assests, with mutual touching. I woke up too dam fast, dream did not last long. No massage, weak rub, great body and attitude, some upsell and waited too long at the begining. All this equals a mixed review. Like to try again to see if either things get better, or if this the standard. She seems to be a good person, that would be great to explore more options. It could of been me and I gave a bad vibe to her.

If you would care to share, what was the cost of that dream?

**Barolo** · 07-10-14 18:45

I went to the Spring Spa in WP, Jennifer was my massage therapist. Honestly the massage SUCKED. When I go for a massage, I don't want to be stretched. She maybe massaged me 25 minute. The rest was stretching and stupid plucking. My knee cap doesn't need to be massaged, I don't need a woman 140 lbs sitting full weigh on my foot. I went to pay she said $60, I said the ad says $45, she said nope. I said no tip! No menu items.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/10584410

**TreeFiddy** · 07-10-14 18:37

Had a recent dream with Mia whom works out of the office complex near 436/ Howell Branch Road earlier this week. Body 8/10, about 30, Colombian with good looking bolt ons and ass for days. Would repeat, hour massage and nude B2 be with Russian for $. 40 Menu was open, she shares a big room and shower with Brazilian Michelle. Easy to reach, great visual and decent rub, would recommend if in the area without a doubt, much more fun than my AMP visits recently. Did mention she'd be out for a few days at the beach, so may have to catch her later next week if yall are planning to partake. As mentioned in previous posts, neither of the pics in the ads are of the girls themselves, and YMMV.

**Zooman** · 07-10-14 13:29

Stopped by Elite and saw Cheyenne. Paid house fee and was taken to a room. Told to get confortable, which I did. Then I waited way too long before Cheyenne came in. Very nice looking and good attitude. Told me there was mutual touching and to place donation on a table. Started on a weak rub of my legs and asked if wanted more. Woke up from my dream and said yes. Asked for additional amount, which I did. Fell asleep again. I remember my dream of her on top seeing her assests, with mutual touching. I woke up too dam fast, dream did not last long. No massage, weak rub, great body and attitude, some upsell and waited too long at the begining. All this equals a mixed review. Like to try again to see if either things get better, or if this the standard. She seems to be a good person, that would be great to explore more options. It could of been me and I gave a bad vibe to her.

**Exec Talent** · 07-10-14 12:43

What is it with the flood of negative rub place reports?

Did something suddenly change?

Do you guys who used to rave about them now think it might be better to pay $150 for a real escort rather than waste your time (and money) at these places?

**Luxsa123** · 07-10-14 10:39

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**Putzy** · 07-09-14 19:28

Originally Posted by Bliss56 [View Original Post]

This was my first trip to Luxsa. Met Yesenya who is new there as well. Wasn't sure about what a USASG flat rate entailed, but figured for a few bucks more I'd give it a go. I thought Yesenya was a great young lady. Beautiful face, nice figure, very personable, playful and smart. More rules than you may find at other shops. But she was gracious about it and I imagine if you were a regular with a spark of chemistry some of those rules would fly right out the window. The only significant downside to this spot is the lack of showers. Hot towels only go so far. I'm thinking for myself, but the girls could certainly benefit from a shower or two after a few hours of work (this is not a reflection on Yesenya. Just a natural conclusion when you start adding things up.).

The lack of showers are these type of places really irritates me, and will prevent me from ever visiting. I tried MBS not too long ago, not knowing they didn't have a shower, until after I had already paid my cover. I just don't understand how they can operate without a shower. Disgusting to think the girl you are meeting has not cleaned up since previous customer. And from the girl's perspective, disgusting to think that the guys coming in are not clean before getting serviced. I'm sure many customers arrive without having just had a shower.

BTW, had the skinny blond crack-ho chick at MBS who does the finger nail rub when I tried that place a few weeks back. She was nasty, and her privates smelled terrible from both ends. And I know she just started as she walked in just before me from her car, and it was early in the day, so you would have thought she would have showered at home before coming to work.

**Paddy1969** · 07-09-14 16:55

So decided to try something different. Tried to hook up with two indian masseuses but no luck. Called the Ukranian massage in east Orlando. Nice looking MILF, good massage no draping. That was it, not a hint of any extras. Had a sign on the wall too no HE!! But most weird is the location of her studio, any one seen her will agree. Anybody ave any luck with her, pm me.

**Luxsa123** · 07-09-14 13:21

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**JonLong** · 07-09-14 10:32

This is my third and last time there. It's so close to my office. Set appt with Misha for 90 minutes because I saw her last week and she has a great body and very clean. Went to the atm got 300 thought that should be enough wanted the next level. Paid the 1 for 90 minutes and the massage started out great. MIsha is very chatty but very nice and cool chic. On the flip she started right away with the handshake than I asked her what else is on the menu she says need many more than rub her fingers. What is she Johnny Football. Lmao. I stated I have 2 she says this is that. What bra and panties and a handshake. WTF. To much for my me. 3 for 90 minute massage and a hand. Paid johnny football 3 I'm so stupid.

**Joe Yama** · 07-09-14 01:26

Originally Posted by Lookin3 [View Original Post]

My gf said that she had a dream in which we were both being massaged by beautiful naked women who were rubbing their oiled bodies on us. Her and I then had sex while these women continued to rub and kiss our bodies. I asked if she would like me to make this dream a reality and she said, "Sure, but how are you going to do that. " Not on the Space Coast that's for sure but Orlando perhaps.

If anyone knows of providers that would fit the bill I would appreciate some input, got a big birthday coming up. Not looking for FS, just looking to fulfill this erotic fantasy for both of us.

Thanks,

Lookin.

They have a couples room so you might have some luck there.

**Joe Yama** · 07-09-14 01:05

I was in the area and needed a good massage after striking out at Elite because I did not call ahead. I stopped by the AMP next to MBS, I can't remember the name. I would have considered MBS but did not have a throw away phone to call ahead (I really need a throw away).

Anyway, I got an average AMP girl, probably late 30's, maybe a little older, but attractive enough. She gave me a great massage. About half way through, one of the other ladies stopped in to drop off some supplies. She came in the room and played for a couple minutes, but I could not convince her to stay. She left the building and my original girl finished. The flip was standard with a nice handshake at the end. Not much playing. If I rembmer, she had nice Cs but did not show too much.

**Bliss56** · 07-09-14 00:27

This was my first trip to Luxsa. Met Yesenya who is new there as well. Wasn't sure about what a USASG flat rate entailed, but figured for a few bucks more I'd give it a go. I thought Yesenya was a great young lady. Beautiful face, nice figure, very personable, playful and smart. More rules than you may find at other shops. But she was gracious about it and I imagine if you were a regular with a spark of chemistry some of those rules would fly right out the window. The only significant downside to this spot is the lack of showers. Hot towels only go so far. I'm thinking for myself, but the girls could certainly benefit from a shower or two after a few hours of work (this is not a reflection on Yesenya. Just a natural conclusion when you start adding things up.).