Massage Parlor Reports

[Bliss56]

This was my first trip to Luxsa. Met Yesenya who is new there as well. Wasn't sure about what a USASG flat rate entailed, but figured for a few bucks more I'd give it a go. I thought Yesenya was a great young lady. Beautiful face, nice figure, very personable, playful and smart. More rules than you may find at other shops. But she was gracious about it and I imagine if you were a regular with a spark of chemistry some of those rules would fly right out the window. The only significant downside to this spot is the lack of showers. Hot towels only go so far. I'm thinking for myself, but the girls could certainly benefit from a shower or two after a few hours of work (this is not a reflection on Yesenya. Just a natural conclusion when you start adding things up.).

[Jimhatz]

Did you ask for the USA flat rate?

Just wondering because 1) If I'm not mistaken, you should have been able to get the same experience for 1. 2 and 2) If you did ask for the rate (and this goes to anyone else out there), I'm wondering what exactly that's supposed to get you?

I've asked for the flat rate twice and had two totally different experiences. First time: full nude, great rub. Second time: only topless, mechanical as fuck.

True, the flat rate for usasg members is supposed to be a nude rub and the owner should tell this to the provider. But like you said, this may vary. One told me that the owner don't own them so if they don't want to do the nude rub and honest the special, they won't. Since I am not sure what I may get for the supposedly usasg flat rate special, I may not try them again.

[AverageJoe9999]

Finally had my first dream, an it was everything I expected and then some! After reading all of the reviews of Heidi I finally paid a visit! And Sir Jag you were spot on with your review! She was awesome! Everything from her attitude, the massage, she can hold a conversation, and then there was the flip. She rocked my world and I will definitely repeat!

Average Joe.

[Luxsa123]

For those of you unaware I offer a USA flatrate which has been posted many times. To receive this rate you must tell me when booking your appt. I am the ONLY one that books appointments therefore no mistakes will be made in reference to rates. To answer your question about services the USA flatrates include fully nude and mutual touching. You have the option to do 1/2 or hour. If one of my providers is not providing the correct services I need to be made aware of it. I now have a total of 9 providers, 5 of them being new so please by all means send me your feedback and / or any issues, problems, suggestion and experiences Many many of you have had personal experiences w me either as a provider or owner of Luxsa and I always aim to please, my providers need to be doing the same.

Natasha xoxo.

Did you ask for the USA flat rate?

Just wondering because 1) If I'm not mistaken, you should have been able to get the same experience for 1. 2 and 2) If you did ask for the rate (and this goes to anyone else out there), I'm wondering what exactly that's supposed to get you?

I've asked for the flat rate twice and had two totally different experiences. First time: full nude, great rub. Second time: only topless, mechanical as fuck.

[Ufo407]

Did you ask for the USA flat rate?

Just wondering because 1) If I'm not mistaken, you should have been able to get the same experience for 1. 2 and 2) If you did ask for the rate (and this goes to anyone else out there), I'm wondering what exactly that's supposed to get you?

I've asked for the flat rate twice and had two totally different experiences. First time: full nude, great rub. Second time: only topless, mechanical as fuck.

No. I got the flat the rate the first time with Delilah when I set up the appointment. Forgot to mention it the second time as I was expecting the same service for around the same price plus or minus. 2. I got the flat rate with Delilah at. 4 for the half plus. 5 tip for longerie or. 8 for FN. Maybe that is what messed me up as I was expecting to spend the same amount of money. 1. 6 rose petals for around 20-25 minutes did not sit well.

[Enepero]

I got the same experience with her! Don't get me wrong she gives good massage & she seem like a nice girl but I am not sure she is the one on those pictures & if she is, not trying to be rude but you should add around 30 pounds & 5 years older.

She looks way better in clothes cause when she took her clothes off it was a disappointment for me as well.

Finally went to see the think Brazilian everyone talk about. Place was easy to find. Parkin gin the back which was nice. Made my way inside and was greeted by michelle at the door. Eye had to adjust to the lower light level inside of the room (because that's all it is, a room) But SHe looked good. I was anxious to get a look at that famous ass of hers and I must say in the pants she was wearing I was not dissapointed. I didn't get a good look at her before laying down so I couldn't tell just how happy I would be. Paid for the hour and layed down. SHe went to work on what was a surprisingly good massage. I've been to a few places (essence and MBS) and got the rub down instead but she actually worked out some tension I had. Also made some pretty good conversation, put me right at ease. Not too much overt playing with the boys on the back side but they were brushed many times for sure. She allowed some OTC roaming and smiled and laughed as I did so. On the flip she started to take care of my legs again as I felt on her large ass. I started to stand a little more at attention and she walked away for a moment and got more oil, Next thing I know she's jerking me. She showed me more of what hid beneath and honesty it was little bit of a let down. It was nice, don't get me wrong, But it wasnt as nice as it looked in the pants. She seemed a little rushed about it. I had no idea what I was looking at as far as time left. She finished me off with a little moaning. Scale of 1-10 on the HE: 6. 5 Of course it was enjoyable but I honestly would have liked a little more UMMPH if you will. I don't need FS I just want it to feel a little more sexy. She got me a hot towel to gett the excess and the oil. I was happy with it. I mean it could have been worse. I have heard many mongers say that you need to add about 8-10 pounds to the picture. I would agree or maybe say add 10-20. She is hot but just not exactly what you're seeing in the picture. Mia wasnt there, I know they work together so I don't know what she looked like.

Total titus tokens: 160.120 for the hour.

I would repeat. She's hot and more importantly she gives a good massage.

[Robert 35]

Did you ask for the USA flat rate?

Just wondering because 1) If I'm not mistaken, you should have been able to get the same experience for 1. 2 and 2) If you did ask for the rate (and this goes to anyone else out there), I'm wondering what exactly that's supposed to get you?

I've asked for the flat rate twice and had two totally different experiences. First time: full nude, great rub. Second time: only topless, mechanical as fuck.

Mulan.

O my, my. This review is going to be tricky. This is the most fucked up experience I have had yet at a massage parlor. When I initally went, did my appointment and left, I was kinda dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature. Probably should have scheduled and hour with this one. Seems like everytime I schedule a half an hour, I end up liking the technician and try and schedule an hour, but they already are booked up. The one time I did schedule a full hour with a techinician I ended up leaving after 45 minutes covered in nasty ass oily baby oil when we ran out of stuff to talk about. No more hour appointments unless I know the girl from now on. Also the tipping goes up along with the house fee for an hour to where you could have done the escort thing for a lot cheaper.

So, back to Mulan. She is sooo, petite and exotically smoking hot. Expect to pay around 1. 2 rose petals on the tip plus. 4 house fee for a full nude destressing rub. I'm sure there are guys that have paid more to see that fine body naked. O my my. What a smoking body. If your into the whole visual thing, have a fat wad of cash and could give a shit about having a slow sensual rub, this may be the girl for you. She can hold a surface conversation as well. She seems highly intelligent, but I did't get much depth from the conversation. While I was dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature of the experience, this is the first time the afterglow from a session has hit me a day afterwords and stayed for several days. The only other time I have got this kind of afterglow from a body rub was Xena at MBS, although that time it was instantanious. I am not saying it was not sensual at all, as there was plenty of mutual rubbing and that is what has permanantly etched itself into my memory. Holy shit! The few minutes I got to caress that body was like a religous experience, and maybe that is why I feel as though the session was rushed as I was enjoying it soo much.

So here is where is gets tricky, cause after the noticeably rushed nature of the experience and the price, I initally felt more like a business transaction than the usual half an hour destressing getaway that experience that I seek from a body rub. It wasn't until later on that that night and the few days afterwords that I was able to get the hit and enjoyment the experience. Even though beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I do know one thing, for 1. 6 rose petals, having that experience and body etched into my mind for the rest of my life may just be worth it. If your tight on cash and looking for a cerebral experience, might want to look elsewhere.

[Semoran2646]

Anyone else getting texts from them about openings?

I've gotten several text messages but so far no phone calls. The bait and switch must not be working out so well for them.

[NinerMan8]

I think I reported on this place before, younger chubby guy, smoke lounge close by. The woman was busy so he asked if I'd like to have him serve me. NAH. It was time to run. And never go back. Sofa on the right when you get in, hallway on the left straight down to the rooms.

Some women are more attracted to dif. Mongers. I had one provider tell me some guys smell, dirty underwear, bad breath etc. Maybe that's why some get good service and some not so good.

[WalSTreet]

Anyone else getting texts from them about openings?

I have received a few voice messages. Obviously have not returned calls. That's a little tacky.

[Sexyblk8]

So how far southwest is her new place? Saw her a few times when she was in east Orlando. Is her service and pleasant nature still the same? I'm on the fence as to whether or not to make that drive.

[TitusMajor]

Forgot to put this in.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

[TitusMajor]

Finally went to see the think Brazilian everyone talk about. Place was easy to find. Parkin gin the back which was nice. Made my way inside and was greeted by michelle at the door. Eye had to adjust to the lower light level inside of the room (because that's all it is, a room) But SHe looked good. I was anxious to get a look at that famous ass of hers and I must say in the pants she was wearing I was not dissapointed. I didn't get a good look at her before laying down so I couldn't tell just how happy I would be. Paid for the hour and layed down. SHe went to work on what was a surprisingly good massage. I've been to a few places (essence and MBS) and got the rub down instead but she actually worked out some tension I had. Also made some pretty good conversation, put me right at ease. Not too much overt playing with the boys on the back side but they were brushed many times for sure. She allowed some OTC roaming and smiled and laughed as I did so. On the flip she started to take care of my legs again as I felt on her large ass. I started to stand a little more at attention and she walked away for a moment and got more oil, Next thing I know she's jerking me. She showed me more of what hid beneath and honesty it was little bit of a let down. It was nice, don't get me wrong, But it wasnt as nice as it looked in the pants. She seemed a little rushed about it. I had no idea what I was looking at as far as time left. She finished me off with a little moaning. Scale of 1-10 on the HE: 6. 5 Of course it was enjoyable but I honestly would have liked a little more UMMPH if you will. I don't need FS I just want it to feel a little more sexy. She got me a hot towel to gett the excess and the oil. I was happy with it. I mean it could have been worse. I have heard many mongers say that you need to add about 8-10 pounds to the picture. I would agree or maybe say add 10-20. She is hot but just not exactly what you're seeing in the picture. Mia wasnt there, I know they work together so I don't know what she looked like.

Total titus tokens: 160.120 for the hour.

I would repeat. She's hot and more importantly she gives a good massage.

[Jimhatz]

I had Mamasan the first time and had same exact experience. The 2nd visit Mamasan wasn't there and two younger, but not attractive, ones gave me an argument about rates in a CL ad (didn't want to honor advertised amount). I left and haven't been back. On Colonial you should visit Lavender Spa and ask for Janay.

Does anyone know if Janay is still there or have any info on where she may be? Thanks.

[Ufo407]

Mulan.

O my, my. This review is going to be tricky. This is the most fucked up experience I have had yet at a massage parlor. When I initally went, did my appointment and left, I was kinda dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature. Probably should have scheduled and hour with this one. Seems like everytime I schedule a half an hour, I end up liking the technician and try and schedule an hour, but they already are booked up. The one time I did schedule a full hour with a techinician I ended up leaving after 45 minutes covered in nasty ass oily baby oil when we ran out of stuff to talk about. No more hour appointments unless I know the girl from now on. Also the tipping goes up along with the house fee for an hour to where you could have done the escort thing for a lot cheaper.

So, back to Mulan. She is sooo, petite and exotically smoking hot. Expect to pay around 1. 2 rose petals on the tip plus. 4 house fee for a full nude destressing rub. I'm sure there are guys that have paid more to see that fine body naked. O my my. What a smoking body. If your into the whole visual thing, have a fat wad of cash and could give a shit about having a slow sensual rub, this may be the girl for you. She can hold a surface conversation as well. She seems highly intelligent, but I did't get much depth from the conversation. While I was dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature of the experience, this is the first time the afterglow from a session has hit me a day afterwords and stayed for several days. The only other time I have got this kind of afterglow from a body rub was Xena at MBS, although that time it was instantanious. I am not saying it was not sensual at all, as there was plenty of mutual rubbing and that is what has permanantly etched itself into my memory. Holy shit! The few minutes I got to caress that body was like a religous experience, and maybe that is why I feel as though the session was rushed as I was enjoying it soo much.

So here is where is gets tricky, cause after the noticeably rushed nature of the experience and the price, I initally felt more like a business transaction than the usual half an hour destressing getaway that experience that I seek from a body rub. It wasn't until later on that that night and the few days afterwords that I was able to get the hit and enjoyment the experience. Even though beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I do know one thing, for 1. 6 rose petals, having that experience and body etched into my mind for the rest of my life may just be worth it. If your tight on cash and looking for a cerebral experience, might want to look elsewhere.