Massage Parlor Reports

[Paddy1969]

Understand.

I understand what some mongers are thinking. Paddy & Mr. BOB I get it but when your a "Pre-Mature JAG-you-Later" truth be told, Like me 30 minutes is all the time it takes. The massage was wonderful and was honestly one of the best I have had in a long time. Then the FS begins and it don't take long. LOL. I'm not a big talker I just want to get to business most times so a full hour would be a waste. Considering the price of most escorts and there 30 or 1 hr times. Adding the FS with a massage wether good or half ass. It just makes good business sense to me. That being said I do have limits and I like to search them out sometimes and see what is out there. If your worth my time I will let you know and make the board know. But if your not. At least I will know! Then pass it on.

WBB.

[Webebad]

I understand what some mongers are thinking. Paddy & Mr. BOB I get it but when your a "Pre-Mature JAG-you-Later" truth be told, Like me 30 minutes is all the time it takes. The massage was wonderful and was honestly one of the best I have had in a long time. Then the FS begins and it don't take long. LOL. I'm not a big talker I just want to get to business most times so a full hour would be a waste. Considering the price of most escorts and there 30 or 1 hr times. Adding the FS with a massage wether good or half ass. It just makes good business sense to me. That being said I do have limits and I like to search them out sometimes and see what is out there. If your worth my time I will let you know and make the board know. But if your not. At least I will know! Then pass it on.

WBB.

Seems steep for 30 minutes.

[Mosin Nagant]

... let her work her magic on my lingham (LOL)

Had to look that up. Ok, now that was funny!

[FlyHigher767]

I was in Clermont and needed some help. Called NEW MOON: no answer. I drove past New Moon and it was closed. Not sure if for the day of permanently. The Massage posters were in the window but no lights were on. FUSION is a scam. So, I decided to call SEIWA for myself. I talked to the older lady and asked her if she had young girls like the ones in the BP AD. She said "yes". I was sure she was lying. But, I needed Help badly. I set a time and went there. The place is nice. An Older lady with big tatas nearly hanging out of her tank top greeted me. I paid the. 8 and she came around to meet me. Took me to the room. She asked if I wanted a shower. I agreed. I took off my clothes and she took me to the room with table shower. She was not pretty (nor hideous) so I closed my eyes and thought of another Asian girl I know.

She washed me clean. She was nice and playful. She did make every effort to make for a nice time. She washed me well. Particularly my butt. On the flip she washed me well too. Played with the jewels and provided a few strokes. Well, more than a few. She was fun. She dried my off and while on her knees drying my knees she took me in her mouth a few seconds. On to the room where she provided a great Massage.

She has strong hands and she walked on me. She massaged my butt for a few minutes then she rimmed me while playing with the jewels (wow. Unexpected). On the flip, she took off her tank top, exposing her large tatas and made me happy. I felt better. I realized that she stopped at 50 minutes, which I asked her about so she massaged my shoulders more. On my way out I saw the other lady. Not young and dashing as hoped or advertised. As someone said in another, there are no young therapists at SEIWA. I confirm that claim. To be fair, in spite of her age and looks, the experience was good. I might repeat if in Clermont and I have a need.

Total= . 8 + . 4.

[Member #4642]

New Moon has always been good to me.

I have been there 8-10 times. All good.

Last time was April 2014.

I have not been to SEIWA.

Is it better?

The new place on 50 (FUSION) is not good.

Lily is chubby and lazy.

It will fail unless Lily goes and good ones are hired.

Flysafe.

I went to Seiwa and this old ass little Asian chick massaged the fuck out my body, I'm sorry to admit this but it was one of my favorite massages ever. However the women here are disgusting and old. You know how they have the mamasans and then the masseuse at Seiwa they say fuck the masseuse we will do it ourselves. The tiny Asian grandma climbed on the table and got on my back and ish, it was hilarious but effective, she's not big enough for any of the things she's doing to hurt. Again ashamed to say this because I'm alot younger than grandma jerking my shit but again she was climbing all over the table while jerking my ish, she sat in between my legs and ish, she jerked it like 8 different ways lmao. And this 50 year old women was talking dirty. It takes me a while and I only did 30 min I think so she was over time and she stopped. She says, "you no come. You over time. " I'm like just keep going and soon wala. I think I've been in there twice once after this event (idk why I would ever go back) and the ladies are EXTREMELY old always but maybe you can find a younger one. Its very discreet right off citrus tower road.

Whenever I'm back in Clermont though I stop by New Moon the two ladies I had were great.

[FlyHigher767]

New Moon has always been good to me.

I have been there 8-10 times. All good.

Last time was April 2014.

I have not been to SEIWA.

Is it better?

The new place on 50 (FUSION) is not good.

Lily is chubby and lazy.

It will fail unless Lily goes and good ones are hired.

Flysafe.

I probably went two weeks ago?

Read the reviews on here on the place and people say it's bad but the four times I've been there is was okay. Massages weren't the greatest but it was where I got my first HE ever LOL about three or four months ago. The lady who actually got caught and was on the news actually did that, but she's gone LOL.

So I go in and a Asian lady in her 30's? Nice chest, doesn't speak to much english? (Not sure if its the lazy chubby one I saw someone post about, I don't think it is) walks me in I think. 8 for an hour. It starts off as a great massage but toward the end she's like fuck it. I don't understand why they even keep "massaging" (they just touch you) they might as well flip you. I told her I had been here before so she doesn't ask me she just starts and does it well. Again I don't think this is the lazy one because whenever I go to AMPs they help me out for like 15-20 minutes although near the end she did ask for some help. I don't ever try to roam to much other than touching their bottom. And she let me touch her chest. She cleans you up and I left. 4 tip. I always repeat at New Moon the women look decent nothing like Seiwa Day Spa LOL. Those are the nearest ones in Clermont.

[Texualman]

Smokedmeat is dead on with this one. Saw her recently. Sweet older lady. Great massage and good HE technique. She opened up my flow to give me an eruption. (she has a way with explaining that is great) I went for the half hour as I did not bring the $. 50 for an hour out with me. I enjoyed the visit, she does use scented oil but asked before applying. All in all a good visit but will most likely not return.

Stay safe out there.

T.

Gave this one a call and visit. Easy access off 408 and nice little one bedroom apt with a shower. Friendly and warm welcome. Older gal with great personality and loves to do her job and does it well. She actually does a great massage and gets all the kinks out. Really got down into my muscles and loosened me up. Playful with the boys and taint area and for a long time. Flip was impressive slide down to the end of the table to let her work her magic on my lingham (LOL) held out for at least 15 min before shooting one of the best loads in a long time. Little pricey $. 5 only took $ in with me. She gladly accepted. May repeat if I'm in the area.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...fya-45/8716901

[Smokedmeat]

Gave this one a call and visit. Easy access off 408 and nice little one bedroom apt with a shower. Friendly and warm welcome. Older gal with great personality and loves to do her job and does it well. She actually does a great massage and gets all the kinks out. Really got down into my muscles and loosened me up. Playful with the boys and taint area and for a long time. Flip was impressive slide down to the end of the table to let her work her magic on my lingham (LOL) held out for at least 15 min before shooting one of the best loads in a long time. Little pricey $. 5 only took $ in with me. She gladly accepted. May repeat if I'm in the area.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...fya-45/8716901

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Melissa,

Please, stop doing the "bait and switch" with our great Forum members who call your Spa based upon these stunningly beautiful and ball braining babes that you have in your ads. Again, even after I posted about your "bait and switch" tactics, I tried ONE MORE time to give you an opportunity for "redemption, if you will.

I called very recently and scheduled an appointment with one your "new" girls and when I called back to confirm the time, I was told that the "therapist" was not yet "on staff". WTF?? WTMFF?? (What The Mutha Fuckin' Fuck, LOL). The receptionist apologized for the inconvenience and offered to let me see "Micha". Of course, I already saw Micha and had a fabulous time with her. But, as is The Jag's "general operating paradigm", I usually only see a gal once (unless otherwise noted) and then move on to the next "cervix". So, I told the receptionist; "no thank you". She said to check back next week and see if the "new" therapist would actually be seeing clients. That will NOT happen.

Melissa, baby, please end the insanity. What you are doing to our brothers is total BS. Your business is going to fail, if you continue down this "Long and winding road".

Brother Barolo, I am glad that you found Micha to be adequate. I believe I gave you some great Intel on her already via back channel PM. Her menu is "viable".

JaguarXF.

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[Barolo]

Let me start off with this place is a dump, in a dump location! The pictures of all the massage girls is misleading. The only one working there is Micha. Micha gives a very good massage. She is a little skittish, at times I was wondered if she was high. But the massage was worth dealing with her being skittish. I left happy, but would only repeat if I was in the area to see Micah.

[Member #4547]

I visited this AMP off of East Colonial in my dreams today. I've been to all the AMP's over the years but haven't lately because I'm bored of them. However I just played 36 holes of golf and couldn't hook up with some others so thought a TS and massage may do the trick.

I won't get into a long review because it doesn't warrant it. Met at the back door by a decent looking Asian lady about 40 years old. What followed was the norm. TS, decent massage and HJ. Nothing really excited but everything was decent enough. Janay who everyone talks about wasn't there. Didn't catch my girls name. Wasn't worth it.

Total = 100 Buddha statues.

Sincerely,

Little "Fucking" Meech.

[Smokedmeat]

I saw her a few times years ago when she was at SOBT area near town center. Hot sessions and very playful. Highly recommend a repeat my friend.

She has been reviewed here

before. I saw her a long time ago. Nice older (very late 30's-early 40's) lady. Fucking Loves DIRTY talk while she pumps your cock. She does allow good roaming and Titty play. I don't know if Julie is a YMMV gal. We had a great time and more was available on subsequent visits.

Hope this helps, brother CoolinUSA.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

After a very long hiatus due to medical issues decided to check her out, http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4535128528.html the picture is pretty actual, a lot of meat in the bone for those who like the beefy type. Massage was good, location pretty good, but extras where non existent even though some teasing at first gave the impression of a menu. . 90 with tip included I might repeat one more time just to see. Be safe.

She has been reviewed here before. I saw her a long time ago. Nice older (very late 30's-early 40's) lady. Fucking Loves DIRTY talk while she pumps your cock. She does allow good roaming and Titty play. I don't know if Julie is a YMMV gal. We had a great time and more was available on subsequent visits.

Hope this helps, brother CoolinUSA.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

And your point is? Just because one of us mongers have already seen and reviewed a gal doesn't preclude us from seeking information to make the next visit better, or less awkward, or more economical. For example, wouldn't you want to get the collective wisdom of the board to verify that you didn't overtip or undertip a gal? As any monger with experience knows not every provider collects up front and not every provider will let you know the tip was short UNTIL you return another time and all of a sudden the service is lacking. The last thing any seasoned hobbyist wants to do is short a provider that has given good service. So I hope this answers your question.

And thanks to those who sent PMs!

Lastly, judging from your brief posting history, which interestingly involves ONLY this provider, you'll forgive us if we suspect that you are somehow connected to Tara or her shop.

Again, another fucking great post by you, Sir Brother WhiskeySours. Not necessarily saying that VictorB is a "provider" posing as a "hobbyist", or, simply a "white knighter", but it does seem "marginally" curious. I think we all know the history of T&J and their "relationship", if you will, with the Board. Though, the sexy and stunningly sensual Jenna has since departed from Tara's Spa.

Tara reads the Board on a regular basis. Hi sweetie! It's me, Jag!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

If any senior could care to send me a pm on this place, I would greatly appreciate.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...woman/10622309

Thanks.

Hey brother CoolinUSA! How are you? Yeah man, no disrespect (RTF, LOL) my good man but I have reviewed several of the girls from Missy's Spa. Other Board members have as well. You must read the Forum going back a week or two to see the reviews. But I am glad to offer you assistance now.

My last review was not favorable. Healing Hands is a mutha fuckin' "bait and switch operation". I had to "call" them out. I posted about it in the BP Ad Review Forum a few days ago. I would never want my dear brothers to suffer in any way in their hobbying endeavors. It's that simple. I have had success there, but, only by the grace of God ("father, forgive me, for The Jag has sinned"). My dear brother WS, I believe, was "baited and switched" as was brother ("Greed is Good") WalSTreet. One or two others, including Orlando Doc were "baited and switched" as well.

JaguarXF.