Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Missy: LMT. She is: Early 30's. 5-3, 110 pounds, blonde hair and smoking green eyes. Body: "Off the Charts"/10! Missy has a "world class" ass and big beautiful titties. "Jag's Hygiene Rating": 10/10. Minimal draping, though the towel did "shift" and the Lovely Missy saw my Thick Jag Meat, at least at the base and my Jag sac.

Gentlemen,

If I asked God to make The Jag the perfect specimen of All-American hot feminine flesh to massage my vagina hungry meat stick, Missy would the be the woman he would send to me. Indeed, Missy is a gift from heaven. Missy met me at her office and welcomed me with a nice Hello, and brief, but warm hug. She was wearing short shorts with a very revealing halter top. Her hair was up in a sexy "bun". She was strikingly gorgeous and sexy and she KNEW it. She led me to a side room and told me to undress while she left the room. She came back in and began the massage. Her hands were smooth, warm, soft and sexy. We talked about a wide variety of topics. I got to know her pretty well during our one hour massage. Missy worked deep into my hamstrings and uncovered glutes. She was very playful, friendly and so smoking hot! On the flip, Missy did a nice job on my chest, shoulders and arms. Then, she sat on the table with her beautiful body and legs touching my legs. Her skin was very warm, soft and soooo fucking smooooooooth. She sat on my left side and began massaging my left thigh and calf. It was obvious that she was getting into it. Her warm hands went all the way up my thigh and back slowly back down again: Up and down, up and down, slowly, almost teasingly, sensually, erotically, Missy was letting me know that she KNEW that I really wanted to fuck her undersized vagina. Missy knew exactly what she was doing and she was LOVING every fucking minute of it! We had excellent chemistry and rapport which definitely played a role here.

She did this for several minutes and then she switched to the right side. She did the same thing there: Nice sensual flowing strokes and erotic movements. After a few minutes, Missy got up and stood at my right side. Then, she started on my stomach. Dear God! I began to get a huge fucking hard on! Missy, slowly, sensually and very teasingly massaged my lower abdomen with such eroticism, that I felt as though I could explode at any minute! Her feminine and erotic flirtations were driving me crazy. We started talking about her personal life and other assorted topics, that certainly helped us to feel more relaxed with each other. It was obvious that Missy saw my now twitching cock! Yes, the small towel covered my "throbbing member", but it stuck out like a fucking tree branch! Lolol. Missy continued to perform slow tantalizing and sensual movements along my extreme lower pelvic region. The towel was "barely" covering my now "tortured" and "straining" cock! My cock was literally "pulsating" under the towel and she knew it. I swear the fucking towel was moving up and down with each beat of my heart, as thick rich blood filled every fucking, artery, vein and capillary in my meat stick. Missy and I engaged in some light flirting. I asked her if "size" mattered on a guy. Her response: "Of course it does!" I asked her if she preferred a longer thinner penis or a shorter thicker one. Her response: "Long and thick!" That was it! I just about blew my load in the towel. She then began to go down between my thighs and massage my groin area. My God! Missy was hot! The view of her ass was an "epiphany". Her tits were large and well represented in her halter top. She has the best legs I have ever seen on an LMT: Ever. (though, lovely Latina Lovina was very close) As Missy continued to tell me why she liked large penises, I reached under the towel and told her that I was moving "my man parts" out of the way, so she could achieve better "access" to my inner thighs. She smiled at me and said: "Ok". I held my now, pre-cum leaking cock in my right hand and gently began to "rub one out". I tried to keep the towel from moving as best as I could but it was, ahem, "hard", to do so. Missy told me that most guys try to get her to touch their penises, but, that she would never do that. As she continued on my quads and inner thighs, the towel shifted and the base of my cock and semen laden Jag sac were fully exposed. Missy kept up her massage. She did not seem to mind that the lower half of my cock and balls were in full view of her beautiful face. As I squeezed my cock, more pre-cum oozed from the tip. I grabbed the shaft, and squeezed as Missy's, soft, warm fingers now began to gently "glide" against my ball sac. Holy Shit!! She knew exactly what she was doing and was fucking loving every minute of it. We continued talking about our personal lives, etc. I asked her if a guy got hard during a massage, would she be able to notice, and would she have a problem with it. Her response: "No, it's normal for man to get an erection during a massage and of course, I would notice it"LOL. I was not sure what to do at that point. But, I continued squeezing my hard cock under the towel as Missy continued her soft, warm and sensual massaging of my inner thighs and along my ball sac. She worked her hands down into my ass crack several times. Fuck! I did not want to fuck this up. Her flirtations were enchanting. We were getting along exceptionally well and she KNEW how hard my cock was. There was no way she not have known. I told her my cock was a little over average in length but very thick, especially at the head. Her response: "You don't have to tell me how big your penis is, I am sure it's impressive". LOL. She flirtatiously smiled and told me to "behave" myself. She was fucking flirting with me in a big way while she KNEW I was squeezing my thick cock under the towel. She continued with plenty of eye contact. Her body was moving sensually and suggestively. Yet she would NOT touch my blood engorged cock! Damn it!!

I knew I wanted to see her again! As Missy was still massaging my inner thighs and the sides of my Jag sac, I knew I was about to cum. With the towel now halfway off my cock and Missy still massaging my inner thighs and the side of my ball sac, I could hold back no longer. Suddenly, I began e-Jag-ulating! Thick, copious, highly "viscous" "rivulets" of dangerously potent "Jag Seed" violently ejected from my prick. Spurting "Jag Seed" quickly soaked the towel as Missy continued her gently massaging of my inner thighs and along my sac. I managed to maintain control of my facial expression as best I could. Missy kept talking to me and massaging my inner thighs and "unknowingly" along the sides of my "rapidly depleting" testicles. As I emptied the last "vestiges" of my load, Missy finished up on my thighs and "lovingly" asked me how I felt. I could only gasp, "Great, umm, great! She then said she would leave the room while I got dressed and would return in a few minutes. I folded up the towel and wrapped it up into the sheet and got dressed. Missy came back in smiled at me and led me out to the front desk where I paid her for the session.

Total Jag Coin: 100/60 minutes. I will repeat, of course, when she is available.

[Paddy1969]

Understand.

I understand what some mongers are thinking. Paddy & Mr. BOB I get it but when your a "Pre-Mature JAG-you-Later" truth be told, Like me 30 minutes is all the time it takes. The massage was wonderful and was honestly one of the best I have had in a long time. Then the FS begins and it don't take long. LOL. I'm not a big talker I just want to get to business most times so a full hour would be a waste. Considering the price of most escorts and there 30 or 1 hr times. Adding the FS with a massage wether good or half ass. It just makes good business sense to me. That being said I do have limits and I like to search them out sometimes and see what is out there. If your worth my time I will let you know and make the board know. But if your not. At least I will know! Then pass it on.

WBB.

[Webebad]

I understand what some mongers are thinking. Paddy & Mr. BOB I get it but when your a "Pre-Mature JAG-you-Later" truth be told, Like me 30 minutes is all the time it takes. The massage was wonderful and was honestly one of the best I have had in a long time. Then the FS begins and it don't take long. LOL. I'm not a big talker I just want to get to business most times so a full hour would be a waste. Considering the price of most escorts and there 30 or 1 hr times. Adding the FS with a massage wether good or half ass. It just makes good business sense to me. That being said I do have limits and I like to search them out sometimes and see what is out there. If your worth my time I will let you know and make the board know. But if your not. At least I will know! Then pass it on.

WBB.

Seems steep for 30 minutes.

[Mosin Nagant]

... let her work her magic on my lingham (LOL)

Had to look that up. Ok, now that was funny!

[FlyHigher767]

I was in Clermont and needed some help. Called NEW MOON: no answer. I drove past New Moon and it was closed. Not sure if for the day of permanently. The Massage posters were in the window but no lights were on. FUSION is a scam. So, I decided to call SEIWA for myself. I talked to the older lady and asked her if she had young girls like the ones in the BP AD. She said "yes". I was sure she was lying. But, I needed Help badly. I set a time and went there. The place is nice. An Older lady with big tatas nearly hanging out of her tank top greeted me. I paid the. 8 and she came around to meet me. Took me to the room. She asked if I wanted a shower. I agreed. I took off my clothes and she took me to the room with table shower. She was not pretty (nor hideous) so I closed my eyes and thought of another Asian girl I know.

She washed me clean. She was nice and playful. She did make every effort to make for a nice time. She washed me well. Particularly my butt. On the flip she washed me well too. Played with the jewels and provided a few strokes. Well, more than a few. She was fun. She dried my off and while on her knees drying my knees she took me in her mouth a few seconds. On to the room where she provided a great Massage.

She has strong hands and she walked on me. She massaged my butt for a few minutes then she rimmed me while playing with the jewels (wow. Unexpected). On the flip, she took off her tank top, exposing her large tatas and made me happy. I felt better. I realized that she stopped at 50 minutes, which I asked her about so she massaged my shoulders more. On my way out I saw the other lady. Not young and dashing as hoped or advertised. As someone said in another, there are no young therapists at SEIWA. I confirm that claim. To be fair, in spite of her age and looks, the experience was good. I might repeat if in Clermont and I have a need.

Total= . 8 + . 4.

[Member #4642]

New Moon has always been good to me.

I have been there 8-10 times. All good.

Last time was April 2014.

I have not been to SEIWA.

Is it better?

The new place on 50 (FUSION) is not good.

Lily is chubby and lazy.

It will fail unless Lily goes and good ones are hired.

Flysafe.

I went to Seiwa and this old ass little Asian chick massaged the fuck out my body, I'm sorry to admit this but it was one of my favorite massages ever. However the women here are disgusting and old. You know how they have the mamasans and then the masseuse at Seiwa they say fuck the masseuse we will do it ourselves. The tiny Asian grandma climbed on the table and got on my back and ish, it was hilarious but effective, she's not big enough for any of the things she's doing to hurt. Again ashamed to say this because I'm alot younger than grandma jerking my shit but again she was climbing all over the table while jerking my ish, she sat in between my legs and ish, she jerked it like 8 different ways lmao. And this 50 year old women was talking dirty. It takes me a while and I only did 30 min I think so she was over time and she stopped. She says, "you no come. You over time. " I'm like just keep going and soon wala. I think I've been in there twice once after this event (idk why I would ever go back) and the ladies are EXTREMELY old always but maybe you can find a younger one. Its very discreet right off citrus tower road.

Whenever I'm back in Clermont though I stop by New Moon the two ladies I had were great.

[FlyHigher767]

New Moon has always been good to me.

I have been there 8-10 times. All good.

Last time was April 2014.

I have not been to SEIWA.

Is it better?

The new place on 50 (FUSION) is not good.

Lily is chubby and lazy.

It will fail unless Lily goes and good ones are hired.

Flysafe.

I probably went two weeks ago?

Read the reviews on here on the place and people say it's bad but the four times I've been there is was okay. Massages weren't the greatest but it was where I got my first HE ever LOL about three or four months ago. The lady who actually got caught and was on the news actually did that, but she's gone LOL.

So I go in and a Asian lady in her 30's? Nice chest, doesn't speak to much english? (Not sure if its the lazy chubby one I saw someone post about, I don't think it is) walks me in I think. 8 for an hour. It starts off as a great massage but toward the end she's like fuck it. I don't understand why they even keep "massaging" (they just touch you) they might as well flip you. I told her I had been here before so she doesn't ask me she just starts and does it well. Again I don't think this is the lazy one because whenever I go to AMPs they help me out for like 15-20 minutes although near the end she did ask for some help. I don't ever try to roam to much other than touching their bottom. And she let me touch her chest. She cleans you up and I left. 4 tip. I always repeat at New Moon the women look decent nothing like Seiwa Day Spa LOL. Those are the nearest ones in Clermont.

[Texualman]

Smokedmeat is dead on with this one. Saw her recently. Sweet older lady. Great massage and good HE technique. She opened up my flow to give me an eruption. (she has a way with explaining that is great) I went for the half hour as I did not bring the $. 50 for an hour out with me. I enjoyed the visit, she does use scented oil but asked before applying. All in all a good visit but will most likely not return.

Stay safe out there.

T.

Gave this one a call and visit. Easy access off 408 and nice little one bedroom apt with a shower. Friendly and warm welcome. Older gal with great personality and loves to do her job and does it well. She actually does a great massage and gets all the kinks out. Really got down into my muscles and loosened me up. Playful with the boys and taint area and for a long time. Flip was impressive slide down to the end of the table to let her work her magic on my lingham (LOL) held out for at least 15 min before shooting one of the best loads in a long time. Little pricey $. 5 only took $ in with me. She gladly accepted. May repeat if I'm in the area.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...fya-45/8716901

[Smokedmeat]

Gave this one a call and visit. Easy access off 408 and nice little one bedroom apt with a shower. Friendly and warm welcome. Older gal with great personality and loves to do her job and does it well. She actually does a great massage and gets all the kinks out. Really got down into my muscles and loosened me up. Playful with the boys and taint area and for a long time. Flip was impressive slide down to the end of the table to let her work her magic on my lingham (LOL) held out for at least 15 min before shooting one of the best loads in a long time. Little pricey $. 5 only took $ in with me. She gladly accepted. May repeat if I'm in the area.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...fya-45/8716901

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Melissa,

Please, stop doing the "bait and switch" with our great Forum members who call your Spa based upon these stunningly beautiful and ball braining babes that you have in your ads. Again, even after I posted about your "bait and switch" tactics, I tried ONE MORE time to give you an opportunity for "redemption, if you will.

I called very recently and scheduled an appointment with one your "new" girls and when I called back to confirm the time, I was told that the "therapist" was not yet "on staff". WTF?? WTMFF?? (What The Mutha Fuckin' Fuck, LOL). The receptionist apologized for the inconvenience and offered to let me see "Micha". Of course, I already saw Micha and had a fabulous time with her. But, as is The Jag's "general operating paradigm", I usually only see a gal once (unless otherwise noted) and then move on to the next "cervix". So, I told the receptionist; "no thank you". She said to check back next week and see if the "new" therapist would actually be seeing clients. That will NOT happen.

Melissa, baby, please end the insanity. What you are doing to our brothers is total BS. Your business is going to fail, if you continue down this "Long and winding road".

Brother Barolo, I am glad that you found Micha to be adequate. I believe I gave you some great Intel on her already via back channel PM. Her menu is "viable".

JaguarXF.

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[Barolo]

Let me start off with this place is a dump, in a dump location! The pictures of all the massage girls is misleading. The only one working there is Micha. Micha gives a very good massage. She is a little skittish, at times I was wondered if she was high. But the massage was worth dealing with her being skittish. I left happy, but would only repeat if I was in the area to see Micah.

[Member #4547]

I visited this AMP off of East Colonial in my dreams today. I've been to all the AMP's over the years but haven't lately because I'm bored of them. However I just played 36 holes of golf and couldn't hook up with some others so thought a TS and massage may do the trick.

I won't get into a long review because it doesn't warrant it. Met at the back door by a decent looking Asian lady about 40 years old. What followed was the norm. TS, decent massage and HJ. Nothing really excited but everything was decent enough. Janay who everyone talks about wasn't there. Didn't catch my girls name. Wasn't worth it.

Total = 100 Buddha statues.

Sincerely,

Little "Fucking" Meech.

[Smokedmeat]

I saw her a few times years ago when she was at SOBT area near town center. Hot sessions and very playful. Highly recommend a repeat my friend.

She has been reviewed here

before. I saw her a long time ago. Nice older (very late 30's-early 40's) lady. Fucking Loves DIRTY talk while she pumps your cock. She does allow good roaming and Titty play. I don't know if Julie is a YMMV gal. We had a great time and more was available on subsequent visits.

Hope this helps, brother CoolinUSA.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

After a very long hiatus due to medical issues decided to check her out, http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4535128528.html the picture is pretty actual, a lot of meat in the bone for those who like the beefy type. Massage was good, location pretty good, but extras where non existent even though some teasing at first gave the impression of a menu. . 90 with tip included I might repeat one more time just to see. Be safe.

She has been reviewed here before. I saw her a long time ago. Nice older (very late 30's-early 40's) lady. Fucking Loves DIRTY talk while she pumps your cock. She does allow good roaming and Titty play. I don't know if Julie is a YMMV gal. We had a great time and more was available on subsequent visits.

Hope this helps, brother CoolinUSA.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

And your point is? Just because one of us mongers have already seen and reviewed a gal doesn't preclude us from seeking information to make the next visit better, or less awkward, or more economical. For example, wouldn't you want to get the collective wisdom of the board to verify that you didn't overtip or undertip a gal? As any monger with experience knows not every provider collects up front and not every provider will let you know the tip was short UNTIL you return another time and all of a sudden the service is lacking. The last thing any seasoned hobbyist wants to do is short a provider that has given good service. So I hope this answers your question.

And thanks to those who sent PMs!

Lastly, judging from your brief posting history, which interestingly involves ONLY this provider, you'll forgive us if we suspect that you are somehow connected to Tara or her shop.

Again, another fucking great post by you, Sir Brother WhiskeySours. Not necessarily saying that VictorB is a "provider" posing as a "hobbyist", or, simply a "white knighter", but it does seem "marginally" curious. I think we all know the history of T&J and their "relationship", if you will, with the Board. Though, the sexy and stunningly sensual Jenna has since departed from Tara's Spa.

Tara reads the Board on a regular basis. Hi sweetie! It's me, Jag!

JaguarXF.