Massage Parlor Reports

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-26-14 00:18

Sad thing is he'll get most of his retirement and then probably get a job as a private Dick once he finishes his sentence.

Originally Posted by Stockholm [View Original Post]

And in other news:

http://ktla.com/2014/06/25/detective...while-on-duty/

Damn oinkers typically feed off the population through taxes and other forms of theft. Greedy asswipes

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-26-14 00:12

Maybe it's Mercury in retrograde or perhaps it's the coming of El Nino or the fact Disneyland raised the price of their one day pass, somehow the month of June compels yours truly, Dildo Baggens to seek out new MP cuisine and give report to the mongers of the world.

Tried out another new spot in Brea, which use to be a Chinese location, but is now another Sultry Viet joint, that offers a free great table shower before or after dining.

I've been there three times in the past three weeks to sample the Pho' and other delicacies, each time was an excellent dining experience.

Emily Ba'nh was my first sampling which contained very large gelatinous yet finely shaped dumplings with a sweet- salty taste. What I like about Viet cuisine is, it's within the rules of dining etiquette to use your hands freely.

My next visit was with Amber Hot pot! Not only did she have adequate dumplings to sample, she possessed a singular beautifully proportioned Ben Tre clam, with fresh agreeably pleasing sweet sauce, so as to compliment each and every lapping mouthful of delight.

My most recent visit was with a tall lanky dish, Wendy of Hanoi, The most mysterious of all. Shall I say less bold than those in other regions of past samplings, yet harmonizing all flavors: sweet, salty, spicy, bitter, and sour. A cornucopia of blissful pleasure for sure!

No one could surpass her skills of the la douche de table' at meals end. Three stars are in order.

My only lament is I wish I had appetite for all three in one sitting.

D. T. Baggens.

**Stockholm** · 06-25-14 23:47

And in other news:

http://ktla.com/2014/06/25/detective...while-on-duty/

Damn oinkers typically feed off the population through taxes and other forms of theft. Greedy asswipes

**SlappySalami** · 06-25-14 21:26

Looks like today the feds shut down myredbook san francisco. That means they took over all membership profiles, and credit cards, and everything. Holy fucking shit they should raid the damn IRS for THEIR crimes. So fucking stupid.

**Mobys Dick** · 06-25-14 18:07

I'm an expat living in Panama where the hobby is legal so there is no nonsense or bait and switch just plenty of MP's and Indie Latina chicas offering a complete FS menu from A to Z. I will be in OC for 6 months and since we don't have AMP's in Panama I was looking for a change of menu. Reading the reviews here I see a lot of disappointed mongers and I can understand why. I see Asian escorts on ******** offering FS for 1. 6 and they claim the pics are real and I've read good reviews about looks and services. I don't care to waste my time with some old MPA giving me a HE. Since I prefer WYSIWYG spinners, am I missing something? Any recommendations would be appreciated and I will gladly reciprocate if you're ever in Panama.

**SugartTooth** · 06-25-14 15:43

I also went to this place yesterday, drew Tammy. She's on the heavier side with stomach folds LOL but the massage was really2 good. Kinda wished whoever was in the front was my masseuse. Didn't get Cici and kinda curious how she looks now. The place smells like jasmine and that smell drive me nuts! (in a good way).

Originally Posted by Stockholm [View Original Post]

Checked this place out finally. Got the hour with the grand opening discount. I noticed 1 hour sessions tend toward a CMT experience, with a nice release at the end. And grand opening joints are a bit cautious and guarded in the beginning as well, but I may start going to new places due to the unknown factor and the prospect of a pleasant surprise. The area is not the most affluent, so I'm not sure how well they will do. But overall a pretty good session with an attractive and younger cutie. And you are right, these girls have nice figures. Very lickable & wearing sexy tight outfits.

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-25-14 13:05

That's the beauty of this place. no up sell. Yet.

Baggens.

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Standard tip? V's usually ask for more upfront.

**AsianPussy** · 06-24-14 23:30

Standard tip? V's usually ask for more upfront.

Originally Posted by Stockholm [View Original Post]

Checked this place out finally. Got the hour with the grand opening discount. I noticed 1 hour sessions tend toward a CMT experience, with a nice release at the end. And grand opening joints are a bit cautious and guarded in the beginning as well, but I may start going to new places due to the unknown factor and the prospect of a pleasant surprise. The area is not the most affluent, so I'm not sure how well they will do. But overall a pretty good session with an attractive and younger cutie. And you are right, these girls have nice figures. Very lickable & wearing sexy tight outfits.

**TheSick714** · 06-24-14 22:16

Hey All,

I am looking for a good spot that will give a good massage and a BJ after. I've been to spots that offer them but they want like $. 20. Idk if I just looked like a sucker or whatever but ended up paying. 40 for a HJ. I seriously just want to get a nice massgae and BJ for about $ - $. 20 total. Without worrying about dealing with SW or Escort BP ads. Too much of a process. Want to get it and get out. Thanks fellas!

Anaheim / Orange / Santa Ana area preffered. I'm up to being a regular to a good independent provider also!

**TheSick714** · 06-24-14 21:58

So I have been on a search for some inexpensive massage spots with HE. This was a good stumble. In Orange right by the Orange Crush (57/5/22). If you arent picky in the looks department then this is a good place for you! Walked in to get pricing since they didn't asnwer the call. In a little business strip mall but it doesn't face the major street. Anyways walked in rang the bell and waited about 2 minutes. Older (40's /50's) asian lady with too much makeup and big bolt on tits answers. I ask how much for Hhr and its in my wheel house. So I go for a spin. I get taken to the back and there are 3 "rooms". Just like cubicles with doors. So anyways I sit down and start to undress. She says be right back and she goes into the next "room" I can hear the guy from the other side giving her direction. Telling her to do this and go this fast and all that. Mind you I'm in the next cubicle and can hear everything. So I'm like damn this place is pretty shady. I opt out at that point for a massage only. Listen to the old man next door get himself taken care of. Not the best experience at a MP. But none the less I figured a decent massage and maybe cop a feel on those tits. So I'm waiting and another asian lady (30's /40's) not a looker but nothing I can't work with. So she walks in and apologizes for the wait and all that. Tells me to take off the boxers and I lay down and no towel over the butt or anything. She asks oil and I opt for some lotion and she gets to work. Good massage. Little to no chit chat and worked on my neck and shoulders really nicely. Not too good on the legs but overall a 7/10. So she asks for me to flip and she starts with the soft touching and carressing. Still no towel on my boy so I roll with it. After about 2-3 minutes finally gets a rise out of me and she motions for the HJ! Now I was going to be a douche and let her do it without negotiating and just leave her a $10-$15 tip and wlak out. (Done that before and worked out. But it was a shitty massage anyways!) But I figured she was nice and I asked how much. She told me a. 40 and I said no way. I'll give you what I had in my wallet. She said ok. I so I grab the. 19 and hand it to her she says ok and gets to work. Not a great HJ but not bad either. Small hands but thick fingers. So made my boy look big but weird like a little persons hand on it. Either way I let her do work. Took direction good with motion and speed. Asked her to massage my boys a bit and she did. About 5 min later got my pop and she came back and cleaned me with a hot towel. Overall set me back. 49. Cheapest I've ever got away with at a MP with HE!

Anyways boys that's my little story. Willing to tell you all about the address in a PM.

**Stockholm** · 06-24-14 20:09

Originally Posted by DildoBaggens [View Original Post]

Decided to give this place one more shot, because they now advertise in the Escort section of BP, plus the photo lay out was changed as well. I figured 50 for an hour would be Ok even if no extras could be had. As long as the massage was half way decent, why not.

Scene one: In walks CiCi an extremely hot Viet girl about 23 years old, with a bod that's better than advertised! Wearing a very tight blouse and spandex.

Her massage skills were very good, however was unable to relax; to much thinking about seeing her bare attributes the whole time while lying face down on the table.

When it came time for the flip, (approx 40 min) she motioned the universally accepted sign for HJ. Of course, I performed the universal sign for her to disrobe, which is some what more hands on, if you know what I mean.

Scene two: Full disrobement was on! All I can say-what a body! Asked to suckle her augmented breasts with tiny little nipples and she began to moan with pleasure, so decided to venture southward, gently brushing her very competent V, where she moaned even louder. I then asked if more extras could be procured, since she was so liberal in foreplay. Sadly though, no additional parlance was available. I even brought a custom fitted hat, just in case they kept none on the premises. No luck. I had to settle for the HJ. However, there was one little bright spot. She gladly saddled herself on top of me in 69 fashion, where she granted full dinning privileges, which is kind of unusual when only Hand jobs are available. You would think since I was orally BBing her, she'd at least CBJ me in reciprocation. Probably a gagger no doubt.

All and all it was quite pleasurable and I may repeat. Perhaps as we get to know one another better more options WILL be available. I'll keep you posted.

D. Baggens.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...ns-20/41519215

Checked this place out finally. Got the hour with the grand opening discount. I noticed 1 hour sessions tend toward a CMT experience, with a nice release at the end. And grand opening joints are a bit cautious and guarded in the beginning as well, but I may start going to new places due to the unknown factor and the prospect of a pleasant surprise. The area is not the most affluent, so I'm not sure how well they will do. But overall a pretty good session with an attractive and younger cutie. And you are right, these girls have nice figures. Very lickable & wearing sexy tight outfits.

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-22-14 12:36

Yeah, I warned them before he should up!

Baggens.

Originally Posted by SlappySalami [View Original Post]

Lambert charges $50 to get in. So you tipped Irene $10 ?

**SlappySalami** · 06-21-14 19:15

Originally Posted by Roman [View Original Post]

Mamasan asked my opinion after.

So I gave a so-so and she got the.

Point.

Won't be going back to Irene.

May not be going back to Lambert.

Lambert charges $50 to get in. So you tipped Irene $10 ?

**Face Fook** · 06-21-14 19:09

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

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