Massage Parlor Reports

**Paddy1969** · 06-14-14 15:32

Can't find her anywhere, got a correct link.

Originally Posted by Envelope57 [View Original Post]

Link not working.

Remember brother, personal connection and expectations affect outcome. I had a great dream!

**Member #4547** · 06-14-14 14:37

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

You are correct about Cherry and her "clit ring". I thought she had two. LOL Enjoyed a few threesomes with her and her friends in the past. All were PSE, GFE. Thanks for the update on Cherry my Little Fucking Meech!! (I am having fun with your username. No disrespect, brother. LOL).

Now, you said in an earlier post that you wanted to be a "Jag Pup" apprentice. You are kicking ass right now, brother! Keep up the good work. However, like I said before: If you want to "ascend the Pantheon" of the greatest (such as LawDog17 and Barolo) American LMT hobbyists on the Massage Board, you MUST learn how to seduce LMT's. It's that simple. Frankly, you have no other choice. lol.

Anyone can fuck and report (and trust me, I enjoy reading your Escort reviews very much!) on an Escort. RubGals that work in a Spa are, generally, YMMV. But again, they are merely "YMMV Escorts in Waiting". Though, there are a very select few Rub Gals that will not do FS.

LMT's are by far the toughest "nut" (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, dumb PUN) to crack. The overwhelming majority of them guard their "licensure" status with great care and diligence.

So, my fucking Little Fucking Meech, since you have as much time as Jag to hobby, make an appointment to see Jackie Joy tomorrow. She is off today.

Report your findings to the Board. BUT, just mention the basics and we will PM you for the rest. Ok? She reads the Board and she will get pissed if you give out any details.

You want to earn your "Jag Pup" stripes?? (lol). Then, you know what to do, my good fucking Meech!

Again, good luck!

JaguarXF.

Ok ok. Jackie Joy it is.

I'm going to see this chick soon and see what the deal is! I will let you know. I also need to try out all these other girls as week. So much to do!

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-14-14 14:09

Originally Posted by LittleMeech [View Original Post]

Hello All,

I had a dream about Cherry this afternoon. Met her at her incall which is a decent hotel off of McCoy road. Was greeted by a pretty good looking thick Latina. As I walked in she gave me a big hug and kiss. I got comfortable and laid down on the bed. She then proceeded to give me a fantastic massage with ample attention to my back, neck, legs, feet and ass. Got me super relaxed and I almost fell asleep. When I flipped she continued to rub my legs and made her way to my throbbing package. She started a fantastic HJ while I fingered her soaking wet pussy trying to navigate around the pussy ring which is kinda hot. I smacked that fat ass right on her tattoo as she yelled aye Papi. She looked at me and said "you want to fuck Papi"? Uhhh. Yea!! She asked if I had a condom and I said nope. She got up and fetched one out of her purse and slide it on my rock hard cock. She climbed on and rode me like a champ. Huge tits bouncing as I squeeze her nipples and spank her ass as she rides me furiously until she orgasms and screams something in spanish. Then I flip her over and bang her doggie style until I explode!

Cleaned up, got dressed and made my way out of there.

Good experience. Total Mario coins =160. I enjoyed myself but most likely won't repeat as I like them younger and more of the spinner type. But recommend her for sure if your into thick Latinas!

Little "Fucking" Meech.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...te-26/10477037

You are correct about Cherry and her "clit ring". I thought she had two. LOL Enjoyed a few threesomes with her and her friends in the past. All were PSE, GFE. Thanks for the update on Cherry my Little Fucking Meech!! (I am having fun with your username. No disrespect, brother. LOL).

Now, you said in an earlier post that you wanted to be a "Jag Pup" apprentice. You are kicking ass right now, brother! Keep up the good work. However, like I said before: If you want to "ascend the Pantheon" of the greatest (such as LawDog17 and Barolo) American LMT hobbyists on the Massage Board, you MUST learn how to seduce LMT's. It's that simple. Frankly, you have no other choice. lol.

Anyone can fuck and report (and trust me, I enjoy reading your Escort reviews very much!) on an Escort. RubGals that work in a Spa are, generally, YMMV. But again, they are merely "YMMV Escorts in Waiting". Though, there are a very select few Rub Gals that will not do FS.

LMT's are by far the toughest "nut" (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, dumb PUN) to crack. The overwhelming majority of them guard their "licensure" status with great care and diligence.

So, my fucking Little Fucking Meech, since you have as much time as Jag to hobby, make an appointment to see Jackie Joy tomorrow. She is off today.

Report your findings to the Board. BUT, just mention the basics and we will PM you for the rest. Ok? She reads the Board and she will get pissed if you give out any details.

You want to earn your "Jag Pup" stripes?? (lol). Then, you know what to do, my good fucking Meech!

Again, good luck!

JaguarXF.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-14-14 13:46

Originally Posted by CuriousJo [View Original Post]

This is a non-FS review. I visit this spa yesterday, good location good parking, private so there is no weird moment like passing security or another office. I think all the.

Girls look older than there pictures. They advertise a $80 special, but that is just for a half hour poor ass massage with a swimsuit on. If you want nude b2 b its an additional $60.

It does come with a lot of touching privileges. The girls attitude are good. Overall $160 with tip just for a massage for half hour is a little pricey.

Question for "The Jag" (if the great one himself happens to read this). In your experience where would you rank Deziah "ass crack split". Wow! She has the best ass of any provider I have seen. Flawless! Perfect baby pink color. Playboy magazine quality.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ow-25/10079408

I have been up close and VERY, VERY personal with EVERY fucking gal at Essence. All of them. Now, Tatiana has PM'd me in the past and asked that I not give any detailed reviews. I have, and WILL continue to honor her request.

As far as Deziah's "ass split" is concerned, yes, her "split" is among the best I have ever seen. And we know I have seen over 1,000 "splits", in my day. However, you need to PM me regarding her "coloring", if you will. Were you and I looking at the same "split"?? LOLOLOLOLOOL.

You failed to mention who you saw at Essence. Who did you see? Was it Deziah? Oh, and by the way, NEVER EVER post in your review the exact day you saw a girl. Unless, of course you don't mind them figuring out who you are. Tatiana, and the owners of Essence read this Board every fucking day! Now, they can easily figure out who you are. Well, that is if Deziah only saw one client the day you went in. Otherwise, if she saw two or more clients, then Tatiana would be merely guessing as to your "Jagdentity". LOL.

JaguarXF.

**Envelope 57** · 06-13-14 23:50

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

Is this the Whitney you are referring to the board? If so, a matter of taste on this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-45/10524762

Link not working.

Remember brother, personal connection and expectations affect outcome. I had a great dream!

**Gruglok** · 06-13-14 22:43

I had the pleasure of finally meeting this pretty girl. Definitely a player on her end, she runs plenty of game if you let her, but I can definitely see why she's a keeper for some. Possibly the best body I've encountered at a rub spot. She's not the lady in the pictures as confirmed before, for those into latinas. Think more Dominican than Puerto Rican. She's upbeat and sticks to her very reasonable pricing.

My visit however just felt all business, no serious connection. And I definitely didn't feel like she loves what she does like I've felt with other ladies. Compared to my visits with Alexa at PAS it was a 6. I'd still pick JLo over another visit to Jackie. These kinds of visits kind of solidify why I tend to stick to AMPs or dedicated providers not hiding under the rub girl banner. At an AMP I can at the very least walk out truly relaxed all around if for some reason the LMT isn't game for extras. If I get a great massage with a standard HJ I'll always feel like I got my monies worth compared to getting a half ass rub and a HJ with rules.

**Member #4547** · 06-13-14 16:18

Hello All,

I had a dream about Cherry this afternoon. Met her at her incall which is a decent hotel off of McCoy road. Was greeted by a pretty good looking thick Latina. As I walked in she gave me a big hug and kiss. I got comfortable and laid down on the bed. She then proceeded to give me a fantastic massage with ample attention to my back, neck, legs, feet and ass. Got me super relaxed and I almost fell asleep. When I flipped she continued to rub my legs and made her way to my throbbing package. She started a fantastic HJ while I fingered her soaking wet pussy trying to navigate around the pussy ring which is kinda hot. I smacked that fat ass right on her tattoo as she yelled aye Papi. She looked at me and said "you want to fuck Papi"? Uhhh. Yea!! She asked if I had a condom and I said nope. She got up and fetched one out of her purse and slide it on my rock hard cock. She climbed on and rode me like a champ. Huge tits bouncing as I squeeze her nipples and spank her ass as she rides me furiously until she orgasms and screams something in spanish. Then I flip her over and bang her doggie style until I explode!

Cleaned up, got dressed and made my way out of there.

Good experience. Total Mario coins =160. I enjoyed myself but most likely won't repeat as I like them younger and more of the spinner type. But recommend her for sure if your into thick Latinas!

Little "Fucking" Meech.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...te-26/10477037

**OrlandoDoc** · 06-13-14 12:17

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Ladies,

Please, do us all a favor and DO NOT pull a bait and switch on us. It has come to The Jag's attention that a well known LMT has been doing this somewhat recently. Ladies, We get this shit ad nauseum from Escorts and Rub Gals every fucking day. We really don't need it from professionally licensed massage therapists. When you post an ad for massage services with your lovely photo attached, we very horny men call, expecting to see your beautiful faces when we arrive for the appointment. Don't, then, after we have driven 45 minutes to your spa, tell us that you got "busy" and that you now have to set us up with the mutha' fucking janitor for our massage!

Seriously, ladies, the great men on this Board work hard for living. Very hard. They cum (come?) to you seeking stress relief and to be cared for, for one hour, by a stunningly beautiful and sexy LMT. Please and with proper Forum decorum, The Jag asks that you respect the hard working men here and FUCKING STOP the bait and switch routine. As word gets out that you are doing this, men will stop cuuuuummmming to see you lovely ladies.

And when that happens, your business revenue will evaporate.

Thank you, ladies.

This has been a PSA from The Jag.

JaguarXF.

Well said Jag. I don't use LMT's much just for that reason.

**TheeeGentleman** · 06-13-14 12:04

Originally Posted by Envelope57 [View Original Post]

Mature busty brunette long hair, curvy body, with devilish smile and great sensual personality. She can be found on Backpage and has a great $100.00 dream body rub with hot towels, lotion or oils available during the dream that will leave you happy. She can be found in the Western portion just out side of Orlando. Whitney's location is clean, quiet and discrete. Her body rub will relax you and for me had a component of tease and denial. Whitney is clean, articulate and focused. A shower was available and she was a pleasure to be with. I will repeat. For now, initial contact is via e-mail.

Is this the Whitney you are referring to the board? If so, a matter of taste on this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-45/10524762

**CuriousJo** · 06-13-14 12:01

This is a non-FS review. I visit this spa yesterday, good location good parking, private so there is no weird moment like passing security or another office. I think all the.

Girls look older than there pictures. They advertise a $80 special, but that is just for a half hour poor ass massage with a swimsuit on. If you want nude b2 b its an additional $60.

It does come with a lot of touching privileges. The girls attitude are good. Overall $160 with tip just for a massage for half hour is a little pricey.

Question for "The Jag" (if the great one himself happens to read this). In your experience where would you rank Deziah "ass crack split". Wow! She has the best ass of any provider I have seen. Flawless! Perfect baby pink color. Playboy magazine quality.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ow-25/10079408

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-13-14 10:36

Ladies,

Please, do us all a favor and DO NOT pull a bait and switch on us. It has come to The Jag's attention that a well known LMT has been doing this somewhat recently. Ladies, We get this shit ad nauseum from Escorts and Rub Gals every fucking day. We really don't need it from professionally licensed massage therapists. When you post an ad for massage services with your lovely photo attached, we very horny men call, expecting to see your beautiful faces when we arrive for the appointment. Don't, then, after we have driven 45 minutes to your spa, tell us that you got "busy" and that you now have to set us up with the mutha' fucking janitor for our massage!

Seriously, ladies, the great men on this Board work hard for living. Very hard. They cum (come?) to you seeking stress relief and to be cared for, for one hour, by a stunningly beautiful and sexy LMT. Please and with proper Forum decorum, The Jag asks that you respect the hard working men here and FUCKING STOP the bait and switch routine. As word gets out that you are doing this, men will stop cuuuuummmming to see you lovely ladies.

And when that happens, your business revenue will evaporate.

Thank you, ladies.

This has been a PSA from The Jag.

JaguarXF.

**Whiskeysours** · 06-13-14 10:23

T&J have a new, young AA therapist working for them in their Maitland spa. Her name is Renee. Very sweet, great attitude. She's probably under 5 ft tall, and has a gymnast's physique. I think she really enjoys her work and aims to please. Looks like they have a special going on for 40 off their usual price of 120 for an hour massage.

She takes direction well. I left happy and would return.
http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/an-unforgettable-experience-new-client-40-off-first-session/8725265

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-13-14 10:16

Originally Posted by BabyLight333 [View Original Post]

Had Kimberly come by for visit once. Didn't like her attitude. Came across as a know it all. Tried to recite the law to me, which I thought was amusing. She told me, if a customer ever tried to cancel, she would sick her BIG powerful attorney on them. LMAO.

Never saw her again. Will admit, the massage was pretty good.

Hey BL333, maybe her lawyer is Missy's brother? Todd Miner, Esq. ? LOL.

But she does give a good massage. That was over two years ago. I believe I saw her two or three times. After the third time, I knew there was NO CHANCE of anything. That is one of my very, very rare provider "failures", if you will. LOL.

See Post # 12671 for reference frame, purposes.

JaguarXF.

**Whiskeysours** · 06-13-14 10:06

Originally Posted by BabyLight333 [View Original Post]

Had Kimberly come by for visit once. Didn't like her attitude. Came across as a know it all. Tried to recite the law to me, which I thought was amusing. She told me, if a customer ever tried to cancel, she would sick her BIG powerful attorney on them. LMAO.

Never saw her again. Will admit, the massage was pretty good.

I saw her at the old East-West place in Longwood. She didn't use draping until the flip, and then she worked suspiciously close to my then quivering prick (I'm learning how to write more descriptively on this board). Alas, it was all for naught as I was left with a terrible case of blue balls. During the massage, I had to suffer through her babbling on about baby daddy drama. Haven't repeated and don't intend to.

**BabyLight333** · 06-13-14 08:07

Originally Posted by WalSTreet [View Original Post]

Kimberly used to work at a place off of 434 a while back (its now closed). All the ladies there had a completely open menu but her. She did give me a nice shower one time and my junk was squeaky clean, but no extras then either. I have heard she would have minimal extras but she was very expensive. No luck here fellas. Be well!

Had Kimberly come by for visit once. Didn't like her attitude. Came across as a know it all. Tried to recite the law to me, which I thought was amusing. She told me, if a customer ever tried to cancel, she would sick her BIG powerful attorney on them. LMAO.

Never saw her again. Will admit, the massage was pretty good.