Massage Parlor Reports

**FrankCuba** · 06-10-14 20:40

I just drove by green tea spa and the 'open' sign was flashing in the window not sure if it's open for business yet or not I hope so.

**Satch Boogie** · 06-10-14 20:37

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

They are off of RR Blvd and Big Tree Drive in Longwood. Yes, its in a little strip of small offices on the right side of the street, towards the end. It is tucked away behind some trees. I have already been there and am providing a review via back channel PM's.

Did you see the smoking hot video I posted of her in the BP advertiser reviews section. Go check it out! She is fucking smoking, smoking hot!

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10565658

Holy shit! I am 99% sure this chick works out at my gym in Lake Mary (A different gym than the video). I see her in there alot although not recently. When she comes in she always turns heads because she is dressed just like she is in the video. Even more sexy some days.

Damn.

And only about 5 miles from my home. Got to check it out!

**TheeeGentleman** · 06-10-14 16:16

Visited this place and was met by a chubby middle aged AMP lady with plump knockers. She ended up giving the massage (didn't see or hear anyone else). Was drawn in by the low price of $55 for a one hour massage. The massage was good, lady was pleasant, and I left basically happy. Ok for price but won't repeat. For some reason they don't post the name in the ad, but its Sakura.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...21-28/10551363

**LawDog17** · 06-10-14 15:13

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

I would not go to Polk County if Miss America were offering free hand jobs and body rubs. Polk County is a meth cesspool of junkies hell bent on making life difficult for mongers.

I second that motion. I wouldn't go to Polk County ever. -- Dog.

**Film5947** · 06-10-14 10:20

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

I would not go to Polk County if Miss America were offering free hand jobs and body rubs. Polk County is a meth cesspool of junkies hell bent on making life difficult for mongers.

It was a Outcall, and yes I would not go to Polk County too!

She does not do in-calls anymore!

**Brants730** · 06-10-14 09:53

Any recommendations, non-AMP, for a GOOD (actual) massage with maybe a few extras? Thanks in advance.

**Pbwardy02** · 06-10-14 09:47

Originally Posted by Film5947 [View Original Post]

Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!

I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968

I would not go to Polk County if Miss America were offering free hand jobs and body rubs. Polk County is a meth cesspool of junkies hell bent on making life difficult for mongers.

**WalSTreet** · 06-10-14 08:33

Kimberly used to work at a place off of 434 a while back (its now closed). All the ladies there had a completely open menu but her. She did give me a nice shower one time and my junk was squeaky clean, but no extras then either. I have heard she would have minimal extras but she was very expensive. No luck here fellas. Be well!

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I texted her several times last week and suggested that she eliminate all of her "dispositive" exclamation points from her BP ads. I got sick and tired of reading her ads over the past few years. I felt like I was driving through "Area 51". LOL.

Well, guess what brother? It looks like she took The Jag's advice. LOL.

The exclamation points are all gone. I basically told her that people are going to think that she is a control freak with possible "anger" issues and that the exclamation points could be hurting her business revenue. I have seen and reviewed her before.

Gentlemen, Kimberly is strictly PROFESSIONAL! LOL. No, seriously, gentlemen, Kimberly gives an excellent massage, period. No BS, no extras, no fuss, no muss, no fucking nothing.

Will repeat for a professional massage only.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/6539101

**Tuscany Man** · 06-10-14 08:26

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Don't waste your time if you are looking for "extras". I saw Jackie Joy three times within a span of three weeks. We developed and excellent rapport. She almost gave me a **, but, she is very concerned about her licensure.

(Sorry Jag, I edited your message because I did not want Jackie to send additional emails to A2. You can read Jags entire post by clicking on the original post link)
===============================================

Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!
Thanks,

Jackson

Welcome to the board Little Meech. I would not recommend you spending your coin on Jackie Joy. Above is an exchange of some posts from last year. She threatened legal action if reviews continued to be posted suggesting that extras were available.

I went to see her before she blew up about us posting about her. She made me sign a statement before the message confirming that I knew no sexual activity was going to occur during our session. I tried some initial moves but nothing was acknowledged so I did not want to push it any further. There are far too many LMT / Body Rub Girls who want to provide extras for us to waste our coins on Jackie. If Jag was not successful after 3 attempts, I now know it is mission impossible.

As far as professional massages go, I thought her massage was just ok.

Stay Safe,

TM.

**Smitty247** · 06-10-14 06:53

Hey guys I am a visitor, what are mbs and ihop?

**Film5947** · 06-09-14 21:39

Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!

I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968

**Film5947** · 06-09-14 21:32

Beth was ok! The massage was not great, very light touch and HJ was given. She kind average woman, cubby and little flabby, but pleasant, nice and kind. Clean house, clean room upstairs.

I will not repeat. "Jag" is right about her, but just not might cup of tea. She does not look like her picture, either she had a bad hair and face day or she is much younger in that picture but what do I know!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...bybeth/9830217

Sorry I put my review in the wrong area!

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-09-14 20:21

I texted her several times last week and suggested that she eliminate all of her "dispositive" exclamation points from her BP ads. I got sick and tired of reading her ads over the past few years. I felt like I was driving through "Area 51". LOL.

Well, guess what brother? It looks like she took The Jag's advice. LOL.

The exclamation points are all gone. I basically told her that people are going to think that she is a control freak with possible "anger" issues and that the exclamation points could be hurting her business revenue. I have seen and reviewed her before.

Gentlemen, Kimberly is strictly PROFESSIONAL! LOL. No, seriously, gentlemen, Kimberly gives an excellent massage, period. No BS, no extras, no fuss, no muss, no fucking nothing.

Will repeat for a professional massage only.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/6539101

**Whiskeysours** · 06-09-14 19:38

This gal works for Missy. Didn't she used to advertise independently on CL a while ago? Haven't seen her ads in a while.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10565659

**Quilino** · 06-09-14 17:40

Originally Posted by BabyLight333 [View Original Post]

Save your time and money. Looks like old grandma, BIG hanging gut and expects top dollar for non rendering services. She should go back to her retirement home or pay us.

Mature Sexy Blonde Southern Bell & "BEST" Nude B2 B Guaranteed INCALLS 24/7 407-921-2634 Wtr Pk - 47.

Posted: Friday, June 6, 2014 2:09 PM.

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GENTLEMEN, Sexy Mature, Blonde SUGAR SWEET **SERVICES RECREATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY *NOT ESCORT OR MASSAGE THERAPIST!!

InCalls $110/60 min $60/30 mins "Satisfying Quick" $50 Frances (407) 921-2634.

Poster's age: 47.

Location: Orlando, Winter Pk / INCALLS 24/7.

Post I'd: 7620610 orlando.

Just curious about your post. She's up front with her photos and prices which include a HE. Does not offer FS but an extra Jackson will get you a BBBJ. Safe incall. If all you want is some quick relief, are willing to consider looks as "secondary", and tolerate some initial yapping, hard to beat. Just my $. 02.

Q.