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[TheComedian]

I had a Dream with Jamie awhile back and while it seemed like it would be great at first, it turned into a nightmare.

Sent her a text because I was around other people when I felt the urge and she responded promptly. We set up an hour appointment for a couple hours later and when I sent her a message to verify and get her location 45 minutes before hand she responded quickly again. When I am 5 minutes away, she says she is at the store and would be 15 minutes late. I was in a forgiving mood so I decided to wait it out. When I finally get in the room, she tells me that her girlfriend that she shares the room with was waiting somewhere and in a bad mood so she can't do an hour whatever, we agree on a half hour.

Now, to be completely honest, she is extremely cute and way better looking in person than in her pictures. We start going at it and everything is covered. The CBJ is not that great but it's passable and we get ready for doggy style. That is when the nightmare really took over..she had the absolute worse smelling vagina that I have ever smelled in my life. It was so bad that I could not finish and just left. I rushed home and took a long shower and scrubbed as hard as I could stand to.

Trust me guys, the smell is not worth it.

Maybe I'm a nasty boy but now I'm curious.

[Seadog1000]

She's on backpage! WTF.

She says she is an upscale companion so there can't be any problem. She has balls. I bet she probably makes a pretty decent living. There are a lot of guys who would love to tell us about how much money they spent and how absolutely wonderful her service is.

[Sillyolman]

I am wasting some time today between business calls and decided to see what's up on BP. I can usually get a laugh and every once and a while I will track some of the girls that might catch my eye. I will follow their posts for a few days or sometimes weeks, place a call or two trying to do some light screening in case I want to TOFTT and then review.

I came across this post today and thought I would share. $1,300 for 4 hours. WOW. I would really be worried about getting scammed or ripped off for that amount of cash.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...an-32/10560542

She says she is an upscale companion so there can't be any problem. She has balls. I bet she probably makes a pretty decent living. There are a lot of guys who would love to tell us about how much money they spent and how absolutely wonderful her service is.

[IinnerStrength]

I took my lunch break I knew I was going to be in the Maitland area for a few. I decided to spend it with this chick. Standard two call. Got the hotel name, made it there parked and called again no response. I waited for 20 minutes called again, text he'll I almost did smoke signals no response. Anyone have any info on this. I never went into details with her other than meeting up. Let me know.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ll-21/10559202

She was on my list, however, I believe a review of her here claimed that there was an "odiferous" situation. I have since ruled this one out.

[AndyInTherye]

Any info on Teresa would be most appreciated. PM's OK. I'm mostly in Sarasota or Louisville, KY so unable to offer any help in the Orlando area but happy to help in other areas mentioned.

Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...e-mary/3629135

Hi there,

Seen Teresa many times but not lately, she is nice but did not offer and additional menu and only provided a decent HJ after the flip. Good massage but if looking for more go somewhere else. She does not like posts or reviews on the internet and has changed sites due to extra coverage.

[OrlandoJ]

I am wasting some time today between business calls and decided to see what's up on BP. I can usually get a laugh and every once and a while I will track some of the girls that might catch my eye. I will follow their posts for a few days or sometimes weeks, place a call or two trying to do some light screening in case I want to TOFTT and then review.

I came across this post today and thought I would share. $1,300 for 4 hours. WOW. I would really be worried about getting scammed or ripped off for that amount of cash.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...an-32/10560542

[TheComedian]

Libido in OD, so I decided to call up PAS again. Said Sasha, Emily and Lola were available. Well, per Jag's recommendation, I wanted Emily and headed over at the agreed upon time. Go in and sign up for an hour, hey I'm new at this! Waited about 5 when I was told Emily was double booked, so would I be open to Sasha or Lola. Since I'm an easy going guy, I went with Lola and would have definitely gone with Sasha to. Lola peeked her head in and said 5 minutes, she had just walked in. Awesome, in my mind I'm the first of the day. When she came in with a nice top robe, I was sold. She was hot. About 5 minutes into the rub, I asked for B2 B, so she asked me to turn over. That naked bod was super hot. She was older to. I'm a sucker for older Latinas. She mounted me (no penetration), and glided over my cock and giving me an excellent view. Really turned me on. After some handling of my man, he sat on my chest CG. Gave me a view as I spread that ass open. The aroma was awesome, and that alone got me close to popping. To close after the 20 minutes she had already been handling my cock in various ways. So I broke my rule and DATY. Oh man, that was awesome and I think she was going to BBBJ, but I blew. This doesn't normally happen in my normal sex life, but hey, I don't normally have a banging hot mature latina on top of me either. Said I would come back and she said it will be better next time. I wonder what that will mean. But I should probably stick to HH, so I don't get warmed up too much before the real fun starts.

150 door fee, 30 tip. Like I said, I'll stick to HH next time and make the most out of it.

[Camera3]

Nikki has been reviewed here many, many, many times, all true, all good.

So, RTFF, please.

C3.

Hey, any info on Naughty Nikki UCF that posts in the classifieds?

[JackRPerez1]

I took my lunch break I knew I was going to be in the Maitland area for a few. I decided to spend it with this chick. Standard two call. Got the hotel name, made it there parked and called again no response. I waited for 20 minutes called again, text he'll I almost did smoke signals no response. Anyone have any info on this. I never went into details with her other than meeting up. Let me know.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ll-21/10559202

[Member #4547]

The Jag is always looking for "apprentices"! LOL. I call them "Jag Pups" in training. Thank you for your kind words. I appreciate it.

Mid 30's? Yes you are a young buck! LOL Good looking former model? Of course that helps. But there are a LOT of handsome men on the Board. Escorts as you know, fuck anyone. No great conquest there my friend. Try working your charm on some LMT's like some of the Board's most revered members, such: as LawDog17, Babylight333, BuffGuy111, Barolo and a few others and see how successful you are. LOL.

Your young, handsome face may get you "in the door", if you will, but EXPERIENCE is what will enable you to achieve success. If you can seduce a large number of LMT' s, then, we will all know that "Little Fucking Meech" is, indeed, in the Pantheon of Hobbying studs, like the great brothers I just mentioned!

Do you see LMT's? Or, just Escorts. You seem to post reviews on Escorts, but I have to RTF to see if you have seen any LMT's. They are the REAL challenge. Rub gals are merely, "Selective Escorts". They will ONLY fuck guys that they are REALLY attracted to. The guys they are not too attracted to just get the basics. LOL.

Go make an appointment with Jackie Joy, LMT in Casselberry. Google her name and you will get a "hit" on her website. She is FUCKING adorable and her hands are soooooooo warm and soft!!! NO ONE has been able to "close the deal" with her. NO ONE. I have had some decent, yet, "limited success" with her. No one else has had any luck at all.

If you can bang her, or, at least get some oral action, you WILL BE crowned KING of the Massage Board!

Good luck, Meech!

JaguarXF.

Thanks Jag! I'm looking forward to learning from you and the others on this board. I see all kind of providers. Escorts, LMTs, some SW etc. Even bang some chicks off dating websites. Can be fun. But your right. I have a long way to go. I've been with Body rub girls and had good success but not great. Fucked some privately on the side and some in the office. But have limited success with others that I know more was to be had. I'll try that girl in casselberry. Looking forward to getting to know you all and do some damage in this town.

[Member #4547]

Meech.

Someone socially inept. A social misfit. No matter how hard they try to be cool, they never fit in.

Look at that "meech" with the highwater pants and a turtleneck.

No one is a bigger "meech" than Ed Davis.

From urban dictionary LOL.

Wrong choice of nicknames, I guess.

[Jesse54]

Hey, any info on Naughty Nikki UCF that posts in the classifieds?

Perhaps you should start over with a new user name like General Custer. And not the one who did it in the Library with the "pipe" wrench. My good man locate that little search engine in the upper right corner of the page. It is your best friend. Good luck. J54.

[LastCall1984]

Hey, any info on Naughty Nikki UCF that posts in the classifieds?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hello Sir! I appreciate your reply. I've been reading your stuff and I'm a fan! I found this board not too long ago and had to get involved. I've seen a bunch of these girls and stay pretty active so hopefully I can add something to the board. I agree with you on Melissa. I probably didn't handle her the right way. I've seen her once solo and then once with Veronica. I probably didn't direct her well enough and kind of went along for the ride. She is pretty cute though and maybe I'll give her another go! Am interested in her new friend as well. And your right I'm a little younger (mid 30's) and need some more seasoning. I'm a good looking guy (used to model etc) so sometimes I rely on that and need to up my game with these chicks. But Jag. Your the man! Need an apprentice.

Oh and who knows what a Meech is? I just stole the name from some rap guy!

The Jag is always looking for "apprentices"! LOL. I call them "Jag Pups" in training. Thank you for your kind words. I appreciate it.

Mid 30's? Yes you are a young buck! LOL Good looking former model? Of course that helps. But there are a LOT of handsome men on the Board. Escorts as you know, fuck anyone. No great conquest there my friend. Try working your charm on some LMT's like some of the Board's most revered members, such: as LawDog17, Babylight333, BuffGuy111, Barolo and a few others and see how successful you are. LOL.

Your young, handsome face may get you "in the door", if you will, but EXPERIENCE is what will enable you to achieve success. If you can seduce a large number of LMT' s, then, we will all know that "Little Fucking Meech" is, indeed, in the Pantheon of Hobbying studs, like the great brothers I just mentioned!

Do you see LMT's? Or, just Escorts. You seem to post reviews on Escorts, but I have to RTF to see if you have seen any LMT's. They are the REAL challenge. Rub gals are merely, "Selective Escorts". They will ONLY fuck guys that they are REALLY attracted to. The guys they are not too attracted to just get the basics. LOL.

Go make an appointment with Jackie Joy, LMT in Casselberry. Google her name and you will get a "hit" on her website. She is FUCKING adorable and her hands are soooooooo warm and soft!!! NO ONE has been able to "close the deal" with her. NO ONE. I have had some decent, yet, "limited success" with her. No one else has had any luck at all.

If you can bang her, or, at least get some oral action, you WILL BE crowned KING of the Massage Board!

Good luck, Meech!

JaguarXF.

[LuvInIt007]

Hello Sir! I appreciate your reply. I've been reading your stuff and I'm a fan! I found this board not too long ago and had to get involved. I've seen a bunch of these girls and stay pretty active so hopefully I can add something to the board. I agree with you on Melissa. I probably didn't handle her the right way. I've seen her once solo and then once with Veronica. I probably didn't direct her well enough and kind of went along for the ride. She is pretty cute though and maybe I'll give her another go! Am interested in her new friend as well. And your right I'm a little younger (mid 30's) and need some more seasoning. I'm a good looking guy (used to model etc) so sometimes I rely on that and need to up my game with these chicks. But Jag. Your the man! Need an apprentice.

Oh and who knows what a Meech is? I just stole the name from some rap guy!

Meech.

Someone socially inept. A social misfit. No matter how hard they try to be cool, they never fit in.

Look at that "meech" with the highwater pants and a turtleneck.

No one is a bigger "meech" than Ed Davis.

From urban dictionary LOL.