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[Joe Yama]

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[Cal 41]

I just want to throw out my "atta boy" to the Jag. As a low volume poster I wasn't really expecting much help yet, but Sir Jag gave me sincere honest advice in my Orlando quest. I haven't tried O-town because I had heard all the girls looked nothing like the pics and were rip-offs. His verbose experiences prompted me to try the big O and he helped me find a real beauty. So thanks again Jaguar!

[ClitTeaser]

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[Member #4547]

I caught some shit too when I joined the Board in early September, 2013. Guys thought I was OP, MarineMatt, Marine77, this Marine that Marine, everywhere a Marine, Marine , lol. Fucking even one guy thought I was "MarineOne"! (President Obama's personal helicopter, LOL).

Funny thing: I got fucking PM's from ALL of those guys at one time or another encouraging me to keep up the excellent posts. And guess what? I fucking GUARANTEE you that someone out there will try to say that "The Jag" and "Little Fucking Meech" are the same fucking guy!! lol. WTF??
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Trust me on that guys. Shit, some brothers still think Jimmy Hoffa is still sitting at that restaurant in Detroit and that there was a "second shooter" on the grassy knoll in Dallas, on November 22, 1963.

I ignored a few guys that tried to call BS on me when I first joined. Admin banned a few of them and put one other on moderation. I have since been "exonerated", if you will and I have made dozens and dozens, even hundreds of great friends here on the Board.

So, little Meech (and what the fucking fuck is a Meech? LOL), welcome again and post your reviews. I have enjoyed reading them. Though, I wish you would add much more detail. At least that way I can be fairly certain that you have truly seen the providers you claim to have seen. Though, I would never call BS on you, or, anyone, because, unless I was there, I have no idea whether or not you, or anyone else is FOS. So, my brother, I believe your reviews. If you post something I question. I will PM you first to discuss it. Still, intimate details are what I really need to absolutely convince me that a hobbyist has seen a provider. Though, well established SM Board members that have "earned" their Board "cred", can get a way with posting a "basic" review without other Board members calling him out for a possible "false report". Few Board members (out of what thousands?) have achieved that status. But they do include, but are not limited to: BL333, LawDog17, Barolo, OS, Montana77, Otwist, WhiskeySours, Quasimodo, Smoked Meat, Webebad,Tonyelianos, TuscanyMan, TheeeGentleman, Electri,SeXXes, Gruglok, Cockalorum, AO, OP (retired Emeritus status, though some guys still think I am OP), Buffguy111, RoccoJeremy, Pinoboy, BrevardNewbie, DW and TexCobb.

But I will warn you, with all due respect: Don't you EVER post a fake review, or, a review that YOU KNOW has MATERIAL misrepresentations contained therein. Because, if you do, the Board will see it and call you out on it and YOU will never be trusted again. Never.

Good luck brother Meech and post away!

JaguarXF.

I thank you all that sent me encouraging messages or posted some encouraging words. I'm the first to admit. I don't know how to really use the forum (post, reply etc.) and I've posted a lot because I'm trying to catch up.

I've been trying to add to the forum and haven't asked for anything in return this far. I'm just happy to be involved with a group of like minded individuals. I admire many of you from what I've seen so far. And your right I do need to post more detailed reports. I'm not the most creative writer. However I never have or never will post a false review. I see no point in it at all.

Thanks again!

Little Fucking Meech.

[AverageJoe9999]

First off I'd like to thank everyone here for all of the info (jag, lawdog, why'all are great!) What you've provided has helped me tremendously. With that being Said I'd like to ask if why'all think there is any chance of fun with the famous Heidi at IHOP? I have RTFF and do understand YMMV but as long as I don't come off as a pushy idiot or too textbook making her think I'm LE do you think I have a chance as a rookie? Thanks in advance and hopefully I've avoided a good ass chewin LOL.

Also, is there anywhere one could find a pic of Heidi? Thanks again.

AverageJoe.

[Paddy1969]

A message from the President, the Jag is honest and cool, welcome Meech, jag thank you for your honest reviews and always answering Pm's.

I'm on your coat tails.

I caught some shit too when I joined the Board in early September, 2013. Guys thought I was OP, MarineMatt, Marine77, this Marine that Marine, everywhere a Marine, Marine , lol. Fucking even one guy thought I was "MarineOne"! (President Obama's personal helicopter, LOL).

Funny thing: I got fucking PM's from ALL of those guys at one time or another encouraging me to keep up the excellent posts. And guess what? I fucking GUARANTEE you that someone out there will try to say that "The Jag" and "Little Fucking Meech" are the same fucking guy!! lol. WTF??

Trust me on that guys. Shit, some brothers still think Jimmy Hoffa is still sitting at that restaurant in Detroit and that there was a "second shooter" on the grassy knoll in Dallas, on November 22, 1963.

I ignored a few guys that tried to call BS on me when I first joined. Admin banned a few of them and put one other on moderation. I have since been "exonerated", if you will and I have made dozens and dozens, even hundreds of great friends here on the Board.

So, little Meech (and what the fucking fuck is a Meech? LOL), welcome again and post your reviews. I have enjoyed reading them. Though, I wish you would add much more detail. At least that way I can be fairly certain that you have truly seen the providers you claim to have seen. Though, I would never call BS on you, or, anyone, because, unless I was there, I have no idea whether or not you, or anyone else is FOS. So, my brother, I believe your reviews. If you post something I question. I will PM you first to discuss it. Still, intimate details are what I really need to absolutely convince me that a hobbyist has seen a provider. Though, well established SM Board members that have "earned" their Board "cred", can get a way with posting a "basic" review without other Board members calling him out for a possible "false report". Few Board members (out of what thousands?) have achieved that status. But they do include, but are not limited to: BL333, LawDog17, Barolo, OS, Montana77, Otwist, WhiskeySours, Quasimodo, Smoked Meat, Webebad,Tonyelianos, TuscanyMan, TheeeGentleman, Electri,SeXXes, Gruglok, Cockalorum, AO, OP (retired Emeritus status, though some guys still think I am OP), Buffguy111, RoccoJeremy, Pinoboy, BrevardNewbie, DW and TexCobb.

But I will warn you, with all due respect: Don't you EVER post a fake review, or, a review that YOU KNOW has MATERIAL misrepresentations contained therein. Because, if you do, the Board will see it and call you out on it and YOU will never be trusted again. Never.

Good luck brother Meech and post away!

JaguarXF.

[Barolo]

Didn't mean to upset anyone with redundant reviews. I can appreciate not wanting to see reviews of girls that have been done a million times. However I've seen some reviews on here of girls I've seen which are describing totally different experiences than I've had. For me I like to see that. Then I know what's possible with that provider or maybe if it's a lost cause. That's why I was just going through some of mine little by little. I've been doing this for 10 years. Since in my early 20's. At the same time being married a couple times, a ton of girlfriends and a lot of other conquests. I've seen over a 1,000 girls in multiple settee over these years. Just wanted to share my experiences since I'm new here.

Thanks!

Little Meech.

Keep up the good hobbying!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Why is it that EVERY time some noob shows up with enthusiasm he has to suffer through posts of shut the fuck ups? Yet if they don't start of saying something then they suffer through the posts of "give before you get?"

Yeah Meech is a little like an annoying yap dog, (figure out the multiquote function little brother) but he's trying, he's articulate, and MOST importantly if you don't like what he writes, just add him to your ignore list, problem fucking solved.

Why is that so hard for some of you guys?

A2

I caught some shit too when I joined the Board in early September, 2013. Guys thought I was OP, MarineMatt, Marine77, this Marine that Marine, everywhere a Marine, Marine , lol. Fucking even one guy thought I was "MarineOne"! (President Obama's personal helicopter, LOL).

Funny thing: I got fucking PM's from ALL of those guys at one time or another encouraging me to keep up the excellent posts. And guess what? I fucking GUARANTEE you that someone out there will try to say that "The Jag" and "Little Fucking Meech" are the same fucking guy!! lol. WTF??

Trust me on that guys. Shit, some brothers still think Jimmy Hoffa is still sitting at that restaurant in Detroit and that there was a "second shooter" on the grassy knoll in Dallas, on November 22, 1963.

I ignored a few guys that tried to call BS on me when I first joined. Admin banned a few of them and put one other on moderation. I have since been "exonerated", if you will and I have made dozens and dozens, even hundreds of great friends here on the Board.

So, little Meech (and what the fucking fuck is a Meech? LOL), welcome again and post your reviews. I have enjoyed reading them. Though, I wish you would add much more detail. At least that way I can be fairly certain that you have truly seen the providers you claim to have seen. Though, I would never call BS on you, or, anyone, because, unless I was there, I have no idea whether or not you, or anyone else is FOS. So, my brother, I believe your reviews. If you post something I question. I will PM you first to discuss it. Still, intimate details are what I really need to absolutely convince me that a hobbyist has seen a provider. Though, well established SM Board members that have "earned" their Board "cred", can get a way with posting a "basic" review without other Board members calling him out for a possible "false report". Few Board members (out of what thousands?) have achieved that status. But they do include, but are not limited to: BL333, LawDog17, Barolo, OS, Montana77, Otwist, WhiskeySours, Quasimodo, Smoked Meat, Webebad,Tonyelianos, TuscanyMan, TheeeGentleman, Electri,SeXXes, Gruglok, Cockalorum, AO, OP (retired Emeritus status, though some guys still think I am OP), Buffguy111, RoccoJeremy, Pinoboy, BrevardNewbie, DW and TexCobb.

But I will warn you, with all due respect: Don't you EVER post a fake review, or, a review that YOU KNOW has MATERIAL misrepresentations contained therein. Because, if you do, the Board will see it and call you out on it and YOU will never be trusted again. Never.

Good luck brother Meech and post away!

JaguarXF.

[Admin2]

Why is it that EVERY time some noob shows up with enthusiasm he has to suffer through posts of shut the fuck ups? Yet if they don't start of saying something then they suffer through the posts of "give before you get?"

Yeah Meech is a little like an annoying yap dog, (figure out the multiquote function little brother) but he's trying, he's articulate, and MOST importantly if you don't like what he writes, just add him to your ignore list, problem fucking solved.

Why is that so hard for some of you guys?

A2

[Member #4547]

This Board is mainly to help each other by posting experiences reviews. I reviewed Haley twice before so did other members. I don't understand why would you complain about the service she provided or if it's not what you expected, if we have already reviewed that here. I hate using the term RTFF but I might have to use it this time.

I hear ya man. I'm not complaining though. I've seen Haley awhile ago and just wanted to add to the posts on her.

[Member #4547]

Little Meech clearly meant to link, by his exacting description, Candyland. Good catch CC. And PLEASE Little Meech, as you go through your encyclopedia of SP's you have seen in this town over the years, double check by using the SEARCH feature here that you are not wasting your time and our time with unnecessary reviews. I don't mind one bit but, It seems to have upset at least one SM.

I apologize for the wrong link. I was up early trying to knock a couple reviews out and messed up my copy and paste. You are correct about Candy.

Thanks!

Little Meech.

[Member #4547]

First of all, Little Meech is new to this board but clearly an experienced Monger. The input he has given this week is impressive and appreciated. Secondly he only stated his experience with a SP and THAT is the value of this board, regardless of your or others previous reviews of same SP. Sure RTFF if he was asking for information, but he was PROVIDING a review. Furthermore, I will bet that Little Meech saw this SP way in the past and is just going through his "monger conquests" and commenting, now that he has found this forum

Didn't mean to upset anyone with redundant reviews. I can appreciate not wanting to see reviews of girls that have been done a million times. However I've seen some reviews on here of girls I've seen which are describing totally different experiences than I've had. For me I like to see that. Then I know what's possible with that provider or maybe if it's a lost cause. That's why I was just going through some of mine little by little. I've been doing this for 10 years. Since in my early 20's. At the same time being married a couple times, a ton of girlfriends and a lot of other conquests. I've seen over a 1,000 girls in multiple settee over these years. Just wanted to share my experiences since I'm new here.

Thanks!

Little Meech.

[Quietus]

Popped my AMP cherry at Lucky Dragon. Ended up with Mamasan. She gave an excellent massage and TS with HE included (no tip begging or extra negotiating). I tipped as I left and she promised a young girl next time I came in. Good service, but not sure if I will repeat. Massage was $. 7/ h. I tipped $. 4 for good service.

From my experience in RTFF, it would seem that HE is expected at AMP? Only beyond that would be considered extras?

I had Mamasan the first time and had same exact experience. The 2nd visit Mamasan wasn't there and two younger, but not attractive, ones gave me an argument about rates in a CL ad (didn't want to honor advertised amount). I left and haven't been back. On Colonial you should visit Lavender Spa and ask for Janay.

[Barolo]

This Board is mainly to help each other by posting experiences reviews. I reviewed Haley twice before so did other members. I don't understand why would you complain about the service she provided or if it's not what you expected, if we have already reviewed that here. I hate using the term RTFF but I might have to use it this time.

I could not disagree more. We always need updated reviews on providers. It does not matter if the updates are the same as previously reviewed or different.

[AncientOne]

Hey Meech,

The link you have is for the "manly" looking woman you reviewed on the BP review section. Is this the one you meant to post?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-it-40/6560283

CC.

Little Meech clearly meant to link, by his exacting description, Candyland. Good catch CC. And PLEASE Little Meech, as you go through your encyclopedia of SP's you have seen in this town over the years, double check by using the SEARCH feature here that you are not wasting your time and our time with unnecessary reviews. I don't mind one bit but, It seems to have upset at least one SM.