Massage Parlor Reports

**QueNine** · 06-04-14 13:42

Originally Posted by BigSock [View Original Post]

Went to a place I seen on backpage called 2300 located in Maryville. The pictures in the ad showed an Asian chick in a short dress giving massage. Well I called and made an appointment and made the 20 minute voyage and found the place in a small building off 159. I went in and the first thing I noticed was no cute Asians in short skirts just a couple of middle age Asians that did not speak much English. Well I was there and figured I might as well see what they had to offer. Went into the room with the younger of the two and thought this might be OK because she gave the massage with no towel or sheet covering anything. There was plenty of teasing and on the flip more of the same. Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. When the massage was over and it was time to pay I gave her $60 and she wanted a tip and I said you have to earn it. She got pissed and both girls started yelling at me in Chinese and told me to get out. I will not be back.

This place is a Fucking joke! I work downtown so it was only a 15 min drive for me. The younger of the two walked me into a room and I could tell someone else would be coming in for the massage. It looked like the younger one stepped out of another massage to take me to a room. I got undressed and layed down with no towel. Then the Fucking Asian Sloth came in. I should have gotten dressed and walked out, but we all know how that goes. The massage was not good but did offer a lot of ads rubbing. She teased and continues with a terrible massage. Then on the flip I noticed this awful giant wart / zit thing on her nose. I felt like John Candy in Uncle Buck and I wanted to flip her a quarter and tell her to go downtown and have a rat Knaw that thing off her face. She did give me a hand job but I had to close my eyes. There was also no upsell. I asked and she did it.

Now it's time for me to get dressed and she did one thing I really Fucking hate. After I nut, I just want you to leave the room. I promise I'll be out in a few min. This awful Shank literally stood 8 inches from me the whole time. She kept trying to help me get dressed. I must have said at least 7 times. No, I don't want your help. I will be out in a min. OK OK OK OK. But she never left me alone. I wanted to Fucking strangle her.

I handed her a $20 and basically ran out. One of you poor saps was sitting in the chair waiting for the room I was in. She didn't even change the towel. I watched her "refluff" it. DO NOT GO HERE!

Originally Posted by BigStk01 [View Original Post]

Has worked great but only thing I do not like is not capable of sending MMS messages. Text only. No pics.

Yes and no. You can receive MMS but not send. You also have to set up the account so that all the messages show up in your email. You can then retrieve the MMS picture in the email.

**Member #5366** · 06-04-14 13:21

Originally Posted by MStiff12 [View Original Post]

Actually you need to spend a couple minutes on your google voice account ONLINE. Not from device or phone. If you setup on your smart phone, I think you loose most online features. You can setup your own specific vm on goolge. It does give you an option to use your regular VM or not. Go to your settings, make sure google chat is text, cell provider and number. Then go to the next section where on the top it says VM & Text. You click if you want to use a standard greeting or setup your own. It's been the best thing in the world. And wifi does help but I've used on a iphone and android. Iphone is much easier. Just when you are not using google voice delete the app if you want, stuff in another app for entertainment, or do not disturb and log out till next time. Nobody has to know and if anyone calls it will go straight to the google voicemail.

Good Luck.

Has worked great but only thing I do not like is not capable of sending MMS messages. Text only. No pics.

**MStiff12** · 06-04-14 11:00

Originally Posted by DinkYones [View Original Post]

I use Google voice exclusively for txt. Problem is that my device is WiFi only, and since clients are reluctant to give specific addresses until close to the site, I have to find free WiFi Internet their area. Small price to pay, but works out. You can tie a cell phone thru voice and it will dial using your Google voice phone number, but if they dial back and it rings to your cell voice mail, well they amy have your real phone and / or name depending on what you have on there. I just use the text feature mostly.

Actually you need to spend a couple minutes on your google voice account ONLINE. Not from device or phone. If you setup on your smart phone, I think you loose most online features. You can setup your own specific vm on goolge. It does give you an option to use your regular VM or not. Go to your settings, make sure google chat is text, cell provider and number. Then go to the next section where on the top it says VM & Text. You click if you want to use a standard greeting or setup your own. It's been the best thing in the world. And wifi does help but I've used on a iphone and android. Iphone is much easier. Just when you are not using google voice delete the app if you want, stuff in another app for entertainment, or do not disturb and log out till next time. Nobody has to know and if anyone calls it will go straight to the google voicemail.

Good Luck.

**IntoitBoy** · 06-04-14 10:51

Originally Posted by BigStk01 [View Original Post]

ROFLOL. !

Man. Sorry, but have to laugh at that. Not at you.

"...Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. ".

This why I only see FS providers.

Oh well, I guess we all have had less than good experiences. It is actually funny that she still wanted a tip, good for you refusing, perhaps it was a lesson learnt.

**Member #5366** · 06-04-14 09:27

ROFLOL. !

Man. Sorry, but have to laugh at that. Not at you.

"...Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. ".

This why I only see FS providers.

**Eafter** · 06-04-14 00:20

Originally Posted by BigSock [View Original Post]

Went to a place I seen on backpage called 2300 located in Maryville. The pictures in the ad showed an Asian chick in a short dress giving massage. Well I called and made an appointment and made the 20 minute voyage and found the place in a small building off 159. I went in and the first thing I noticed was no cute Asians in short skirts just a couple of middle age Asians that did not speak much English. Well I was there and figured I might as well see what they had to offer. Went into the room with the younger of the two and thought this might be OK because she gave the massage with no towel or sheet covering anything. There was plenty of teasing and on the flip more of the same. Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. When the massage was over and it was time to pay I gave her $60 and she wanted a tip and I said you have to earn it. She got pissed and both girls started yelling at me in Chinese and told me to get out. I will not be back.

Sorry to hear that. Saw their ad the other day and had hopes of it being promising. It's not too far from me. But, how was the massage? Do they offer a shower?

**BigSock** · 06-03-14 20:39

Went to a place I seen on backpage called 2300 located in Maryville. The pictures in the ad showed an Asian chick in a short dress giving massage. Well I called and made an appointment and made the 20 minute voyage and found the place in a small building off 159. I went in and the first thing I noticed was no cute Asians in short skirts just a couple of middle age Asians that did not speak much English. Well I was there and figured I might as well see what they had to offer. Went into the room with the younger of the two and thought this might be OK because she gave the massage with no towel or sheet covering anything. There was plenty of teasing and on the flip more of the same. Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. When the massage was over and it was time to pay I gave her $60 and she wanted a tip and I said you have to earn it. She got pissed and both girls started yelling at me in Chinese and told me to get out. I will not be back.

**Member #4987** · 06-03-14 14:22

Originally Posted by MStiff12 [View Original Post]

If you have a smart phone I suggest google voice, then you can setup an email account just for your hobby and setup a phone number on that account as well. ALL FREE! The only other one I suggest is the pinger but you have to sit and watch a lot of stupid silly videos to get minutes, text free but I still think google is the way to go. You can always use do not disturb & block calls. I like knowing when gents use this as I feel you actually took time to think of your safety. I have seen to many clients in recent months that have told me stories over the years. Just a suggestion.

I use Google voice exclusively for txt. Problem is that my device is WiFi only, and since clients are reluctant to give specific addresses until close to the site, I have to find free WiFi Internet their area. Small price to pay, but works out. You can tie a cell phone thru voice and it will dial using your Google voice phone number, but if they dial back and it rings to your cell voice mail, well they amy have your real phone and / or name depending on what you have on there. I just use the text feature mostly.

**IntoitBoy** · 06-03-14 11:19

Originally Posted by LongballLarry [View Original Post]

Was able to get in to see tierney a few weeks back. Nice CWE condo, when I arrived she let me in to her small clean studio. She is cute, but IMHO not as hot as angel though. Started typical massage, was very nice and thorough. She gives a great rub, maybe the best of the bunch while still plenty sensual. On the flip lots of teasing, attention given to all the important parts! I would say, a typical first rate ygnd experience. I'd rate a notch below angel, but for me a solid 2nd choice! Any q's fell free to pm.

Lball Larry.

Would love to try Tierney, but her hours and my availability don't match. Wish she did 12 to 6 like the others.

**Longball Larry** · 06-03-14 10:30

Was able to get in to see tierney a few weeks back. Nice CWE condo, when I arrived she let me in to her small clean studio. She is cute, but IMHO not as hot as angel though. Started typical massage, was very nice and thorough. She gives a great rub, maybe the best of the bunch while still plenty sensual. On the flip lots of teasing, attention given to all the important parts! I would say, a typical first rate ygnd experience. I'd rate a notch below angel, but for me a solid 2nd choice! Any q's fell free to pm.

Lball Larry.

**MStiff12** · 06-03-14 02:55

Originally Posted by IntoitBoy [View Original Post]

The cost of special prepaid cell, with a whole special identity is not much. Just got a regular prepay for about $20. Added $39 airtime card, all bought with cash. Regisitered online using a hotels pc, with special info. And that's about it. Much cheaper than a divorce.

If you have a smart phone I suggest google voice, then you can setup an email account just for your hobby and setup a phone number on that account as well. ALL FREE! The only other one I suggest is the pinger but you have to sit and watch a lot of stupid silly videos to get minutes, text free but I still think google is the way to go. You can always use do not disturb & block calls. I like knowing when gents use this as I feel you actually took time to think of your safety. I have seen to many clients in recent months that have told me stories over the years. Just a suggestion.

**JustUwait** · 06-02-14 13:44

312.XXX. 4894 http: decatur. Backpage. Com / BodyRubs / sensual-body-rubs-4-hands-available-open-today-open-25/20082492 or can anyone tell me how saxy nivea's been doing.

**JustUwait** · 06-02-14 13:34

Originally Posted by OldDawg [View Original Post]

I have had wonderful massages w Tierney but have told her at the beginning I'm looking for a deeper tissue style rub. She is so petite I thought it wouldn't be what I needed, but she is phenomenal. The only issue I have w her is that she is always booked up!

Nivea's a friend I now the just moved and was busted awhile bak lisa drives like 3 different cars also.

**OldDawg** · 06-02-14 12:18

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

I like Lisa for a true LMT experience with a HE. She only works at the end of the week.

Http: stlouis. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / relaxing-and-amazing-sensual-massage-Thursday-Saturday /7556300.

I have had wonderful massages w Tierney but have told her at the beginning I'm looking for a deeper tissue style rub. She is so petite I thought it wouldn't be what I needed, but she is phenomenal. The only issue I have w her is that she is always booked up!

**PilotPete** · 05-31-14 23:48

Originally Posted by Eafter [View Original Post]

I always enjoy my visits with Kendra. But which of Lake's girls gives the best massage? Not the best touch, tickle and tease, but a good true massage? Current choices are: Kendra, Angel, Holly and Tierney.

I like Lisa for a true LMT experience with a HE. She only works at the end of the week.

Http: stlouis. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / relaxing-and-amazing-sensual-massage-Thursday-Saturday /7556300.