Massage Parlor Reports

[OrlandoJ]

Any intel on these two would be appreciated. I made first contact with Alex yesterday and tried to set an appointment but she just told me to call 30 minutes before I want to see her. That sounded a little sketchy.

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / BodyRubs / alluring-alexx-29/10533946.

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / BodyRubs / sinsual-tall-blonde-xtremly-skilled-steamy-hott-and-sexy-you-will-love-me-up-late-29/7671320.

Thanks.

OJ.

[OrlandoJ]

This is Missy who some of us know from the not so distant past. Missy thinks very highly of herself. She's cute but lacks substance. She used to do outcalls and also worked from her apartment and also had office space in the same building as Candy, Joan, and a couple other LMTs off Howell Branch. She has now opened up her own place in an old warehouse / office in a commercial area off Ronald Reagan in Longwood. She also has a younger chick working for her. Missy went UTR for about a year and has emerged a little heavier, and perhaps with even bigger bolt-ons judging from how they appeared under her shirt, not from actual view, unfortunately. However, I've never been good at estimating such things. I recently paid her a visit and saw the other gal she works with. Tried copying and pasting link, but it doesnt work. Just google "longwood massage by beautiful woman. " Seniors can PM for details.

Whiskey clear out your inbox.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This is Missy who some of us know from the not so distant past. Missy thinks very highly of herself. She's cute but lacks substance. She used to do outcalls and also worked from her apartment and also had office space in the same building as Candy, Joan, and a couple other LMTs off Howell Branch. She has now opened up her own place in an old warehouse / office in a commercial area off Ronald Reagan in Longwood. She also has a younger chick working for her. Missy went UTR for about a year and has emerged a little heavier, and perhaps with even bigger bolt-ons judging from how they appeared under her shirt, not from actual view, unfortunately. However, I've never been good at estimating such things. I recently paid her a visit and saw the other gal she works with. Tried copying and pasting link, but it doesnt work. Just google "longwood massage by beautiful woman. " Seniors can PM for details.

FUCK! This gal looks hot.

How the fuck did I miss this? I am getting "complacent" in my old age.

Looks like I am going to have to grab "A Fistful of Dollars" and see this beautiful babe very soon. If I am lucky and "For A few Dollars More" I may be able to have a nice "dream" with "Missy".

Nice work, brother WS. You are spot on, as usual.

Gentlemen, copy and paste this link into your web browser and you will see this strikingly beautiful woman brother WS is referring to.

Hey Barolo, she almost looks like LMT Kristy W ---, from that Chiro office in Winter Park I reviewed last year. I know it is not the sexy Kristy, but, Missy looks like her sister. lol

JaguarXF.
http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10538217&image=10538216

[Barolo]

One of the things they do there is give massages.

Lets see if he comes back with a review. The picture is not the girl that owns the place.

[Jimhatz]

A rude older Asian was at the teller window. She indicated she would be the masseuse for me tonight. I asked if she had anyone else and at first she said no but quickly changed her answer when I started to leave. A very young and hot Asian by the name of Janay (phonetic pronunciation) took me to the shower room. A very playful TS began and on the flip she wanted to do the HE, I said lets do that after the massage. She inquired about tipping and I said I had. 4 for that and she called me a cheapskate. We get to the massage room and she begins a light touch session, then 5-minutes is she asks if I want to massage her. I said sure so she stripped off all her clothes and then it got real interesting. Let's just say this was my most productive visit to an AMP ever!

I got Janay also. Pretty sexy lady with big nipples. Not much of a massage but she provided all access roaming with a very explosive ending. Can't wait to repeat to see what else is on the menu. Peace.

[Jackdog1038]

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This is why we have a Report Post button. You have been a member for 5 years, you should know that.

A2

[Whiskeysours]

Your 1st post is asking us for information. We are all here to gather, evaluate and disseminate information. However, given the nature of the information we are discussing, please forgive us if we don't draw you a map in color. Your 1st post is asking us for information. We have no idea who you are, it was your 1st post. You will find yourself warmly welcomed if you read. Read all the forums, and go a ways back. Then, share a finding that you have made. Let us know you have dreamed and what your dream was like. After all, what we share are dreams. None of this actually happened.

With all due respect if I'm wrong, Jackdog's post reeks of someone connected to that provider looking for information with "bad intentions" if you will.

[Sillyolman]

Any know of this place in Longwood?

Your 1st post is asking us for information. We are all here to gather, evaluate and disseminate information. However, given the nature of the information we are discussing, please forgive us if we don't draw you a map in color. Your 1st post is asking us for information. We have no idea who you are, it was your 1st post. You will find yourself warmly welcomed if you read. Read all the forums, and go a ways back. Then, share a finding that you have made. Let us know you have dreamed and what your dream was like. After all, what we share are dreams. None of this actually happened.

[Whiskeysours]

Hey all. New Add. I am calling now to investigate. Anyone partake? I will report after my visit!

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman /10538217.

This is Missy who some of us know from the not so distant past. Missy thinks very highly of herself. She's cute but lacks substance. She used to do outcalls and also worked from her apartment and also had office space in the same building as Candy, Joan, and a couple other LMTs off Howell Branch. She has now opened up her own place in an old warehouse / office in a commercial area off Ronald Reagan in Longwood. She also has a younger chick working for her. Missy went UTR for about a year and has emerged a little heavier, and perhaps with even bigger bolt-ons judging from how they appeared under her shirt, not from actual view, unfortunately. However, I've never been good at estimating such things. I recently paid her a visit and saw the other gal she works with. Tried copying and pasting link, but it doesnt work. Just google "longwood massage by beautiful woman." Seniors can PM for details.

[Sillyolman]

Any know of this place in Longwood?

One of the things they do there is give massages.

[Exec Talent]

Any know of this place in Longwood?

We all know about it.

Pay a visit and give us your take. One post wonder.

[WalSTreet]

I called and got voicemail, left a message. This was Thursday right after ad came out. Still have not heard from anyone.

Tried 4 days now. No return calls. Not sure if this one is real.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

My apologies. I had posted a limited review on Heather in the Positive Escort Review section along with my review of the sexy and voluptuous Jema. I immediately got hit with (even though it was around 2 or 3 am, LOL) PM's asking me about her. Since Heather's ad was under the Body Rubs section of BP, I copied and pasted it here as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard a lot about her fucking BF and his BS "cuckold" fantasizes. I read the Forum and ConstantBlues' "attestations" that Heather's BF MAY BE recording this hot babe's rub sessions with her client. I saw NO BF, and No camera. I can confirm this via PM only. Guys are going to tell me that the camera is well "hidden" and that the videos are on a sex site. There was no "camera" on her laptop. I know some laptops have a camera built into the top of the monitor. Her laptop was off and the monitor was folded down over the keyboard (or so it appeared). Of course, you may see a video of "HeatherMILF Princess and The Jag", cuuuuummmmmming, soon to an internet porn site near you. LOL. Say "cheese", Jagmeister!

HeatherMILF Princess in Casselberry - 40 ish, 5-9/135 lbs, light brown hair / hazel / green eyes. Exquisite facial bone structure, again, with all "vector" lines "triangulating" nicely. MILF body: 9. 5/10. No tats, to my knowledge. Great tits (probably enhanced, though they do look natural enough to me) with "eraser" nipples and a beautifully shaved vagina. Heather's "split" is clean, smooth, nicely fragranced and her labial lips are medium to dark pink in color. When she spun around for K9, and "hyper flexed" her back, her delicious MILF ass was on full display and ready to receive The Jag's seed. Jags Hygiene Rating: 9/10, though, just slightly disappointed with her dental work and bathroom "flora" if you will.

Gentlemen, I believe this is the HeatherMILF Princess that has very mixed reviews. I believe there is a "thread" of her on USASG in her "infamy / honor" She has been known to stand guys up, etc. : Blow them off and be a real fucking unreliable provider. Heather looks out of her third floor apartment window and watches hobbyists as they exit their vehicles. (Of course, as is The Jag's modus operandi, I arrived in a rental car). If Heather determines that the hobbyist is not up to her level of "attractiveness" then, she blows him off. No calls, no texts, nothing. He is shit out of luck and gets fucked over "upon arrival". Indeed, Heather can be a stone cold BIAAATCH, depending on her mood I assume. Frankly, I think that is total bullshit and I told her that after we had exchanged our DNA/Chromosomal "Haploids". Though, I did it tactfully and respectfully. I guess I was lucky because she liked me enough to see me. What can I say? All I can do is share my experience with my great brothers here on the Board, as is The Jag's solemn duty. Quite frankly, I have been curious about this hot MILF for a very long time.

Gentlemen, here is my "public" review of HeatherMILF Princess: HeatherMILF Princess is a fucking sex / quasi" dominatrix FREAK! PM for the sexually depraved details.

Total Jag Coin: 250/75-90 minutes. Will definitely repeat, if my "kink" takes a turn for the "bizarre".

JaguarXF.

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / BodyRubs / classifieds / EnlargeImage? Oid=10194105&image=10543888.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

It has been my honor and unrequited privilege to have been able to "mentor" up and cumming, "Jag Puppies" who have recently joined the Board. Indeed, I have received hundreds of PM's, from new Board members and existing members who have sought "The Jag's" advice and counsel on how to be successful in this "cash depleting" "ball draining" hobby. I am not too proud, nor arrogant, whereby I would ever refuse a LEGITIMATE request for Intel and guidance from one of the Board members. I am always willing to share Intel with my brothers and to assist them in any way that I can. When I receive PM's from gentlemen, thanking me for my licentious and prurient reviews, I always humble myself and thank them for their kind words. It really means a lot to me and I am so grateful for their kindness. If a brother is gracious enough to send me a complimentary PM, then, I can certainly send him a PM in return, thanking him for his affirmations and pledging my solemn word to continue to assist him at all times. It is called, "respect" and it is "earned" not given. Likewise, I do seek advice and counsel from Board members as well. Though, The Jag is a superior hobbyist, I am ALWAYS willing to learn from my good brothers here on the Board. No hobbyist, no matter how "seasoned" he may be, "closes" (Think New York Yankees closer, The Great Mariano Rivera) 100% of the time: No one. (Of course, I am talking about Rub Gals and LMT's only, not SW's and Escorts.). I have sought the counsel and sage advice, from some of the most revered names on the Board, such as: Barolo, Hawkeye49, BL333, BG111, LD17, ET, RoccoJ, Montana77, WS, Pbwardy, Pino, BrevardNewbie, Vino, PicMike, OS, and dozens of others. The bi-lateral sharing of utilitarian provider information and the "cataloging" of same, is what helps us all to become increasingly successful in this game (was that a rhyme?).

So, allow The Jag to again say a huge THANK YOU, to those "Jag Pups in Training" who have been and continue to be mentored at the knee of "Jag", in their quest to become "highly functioning" hobbyists.

JaguarXF.

P.S. Review cumming soon. I recently TOFTT on this cute LMT co-ed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4490801391.html

[RossJames]

Visited the "Acupuncture Center" on W Highway 50.

Met by a Angela a sweet smiling 27 year old Korean girl. Tallish 5'6" and solidly built, but a very attractive face and lovely smile.

Asked and paid for 30 minutes (50).

She took me into the room, asked me to get undressed and came back 2-3 minutes later asked me what type of massage, light medium or heavy. I chose light.

Whereupon she proceeded to very lightly touch my lower back, Bottom and upper thighs, with the odd touch of my inner thighs and sack.

After 10 minutes or so I turned over and she continued with the lightest touch of my tummy and legs and just a brush of my man. And shortly after asked me what I wanted.

I responded FS and she agreed with a smile and we were off to the races!

Started with covered 69, then several variations of FS, finishing with 69.

Altogether a very enjoyable romp. She was like most Korean girls quite responsive and submissive.

Allowing me to dictate the action. All in all a very enjoyable time.

I have used this place 8-10 times in the last year or so and always found the girls to be "game".

Total cost $190.