Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Brother LD17 (and anyone else who wants to "pontificate").

This sure looks like Heidi to me, though it is a bit difficult to tell in this pic. But, you can tell that the woman is very tall. I am 5-9 and Heidi was easily 5-10 when I saw her. Based upon the height of the massage table (standard table height is what, 3' high?) and drawing an imaginary line over to the woman's knee, (parallax view, notwithstanding) it looks like the woman is close to 6' tall.

Why did Mamasan Julie post this photo? Heidi is absolutely gorgeous. WTF? What the fuck is Heidi doing in this photo? Is she adjusting the curtains? Looking for Jimmy Hoffa's remains? WTFF?

Dog, (and thank you for your kind words in the post below. I appreciate it very much. You're still The Jag's idol!) maybe you can call IHOP and ask Julie to post a more flattering photo of Heidi. She certainly deserves a better photo than that. I am not saying it is a bad photo at all (Heidi is beautiful at ALL viewable angles), just that Julie could have posted a more, "telegenic" photo, if you will. IMHO.

And have you checked out the new girl, Jessica?

Barolo? ColumbianCoco? Montana77? TPhresh? Anyone?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10386869

[Jordang]

For rent sign up at Natural Therapies. House on corner of Mills and a side street. Didn't see it reported and I hope I saved someone a drive. Never a great time there but rarely had a bad one.

Now for some help. Hoping this rings a bell as I'd love to see her again if she's still working.

Therapist a few years ago who posted ads on CL or BP for massage with a twist. Massage was done in costume (flight attendant, secretary) and other times she offered massage and dinner. Took her up for the costume once and it was great. Anyone remember her? White American, brunette maybe in her early 30's.

[LawDog17]

I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.

Cduceil -- I imagine after reading Jags reviews and seeing the ads you are all fired up. Don't get me wrong. Love the hobby and love Brother Jags reviews. If we could all be as good a wordsmith as he is, we would all be professional writers. With that said and as I am sure you know the way to maximize your happiness in this hobby involves managing your expectations (i.e. set them low and jump right over). As we always say, YMMV. Same with some of these ads and photos of girls in ads. I love me some Michelle photos. I have actually been with girls who look like those photos. I also Love Michelle. Great gal wonderful personality, great rub experience, plays a mean organ and all the guys like her. Lets just say she does not exactly look like the photos (slightly larger currently). She has a great ass. Especially if you like big booty. I just want to make sure you aren't expecting Sophia Vegara. Go forth and conquer, but manage your expectations and you will have an even better time. Thats my two cents worth -- enjoy -Dog.

[SmashAnGrab]

Thanks for the guidance. That's what this forum is for. You and Don answered the question and solved my prob for the next pass through Otown. Good stuff.

1821 has a cute girl working counter but usually an older lady gives a massage. Not much luck at that place.

Lucky Dragon is hit or miss, Lavender is the place to go at 1809 E. Colonial.

[Smgcma3434]

Paid a visit and wished I had save my $20. She talks ALOT and after finally starting the sensual massage she pulled out her sagging tits. Standard HE finish. Nothing to write home about. There are much better out there. With all I have heard about Mya, I wish she would have answered her phone. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ate-38/4332528.

Maya is out for who; e month of June.

[Member #5471]

I have the links with Brazil Michelle's world class Latina ass in them, along with her sexy Latina friend Mia, who recently received a very, very heavy and "potent" dose of high octane "Jag Seed".

I have review her previously. Gently and with proper Forum decorum, I would suggest that you CAREFULLY read the Forum. I reviewed Michelle last September I believe. I have seen her several times over the past few years. Her face is stunningly gorgeous and her lips (both sets) are BBBJ and GFE friendly.

Put her name in the search box on USASG and her reviews should populate. Read my review (s) of her and if you have subsequent questions, I will be more than happy to assist you.

That is of course after you pass "The Jag's" Hobbyist Background Check. I do this to "weed" put Lt. Mike's "donut toting" crime fighters, that surreptitiously infiltrate the Board in search of data, to be used to put Orlando's dangerous and violent criminals, otherwise known as "providers", behind bars.

No fingerprints, NCIC, FCIC or, III are necessary. The Jag has his own methods "vetting" a newbie.

Welcome to the Board and you better star posting some reviews, "post haste". If not, you're going to piss off a lot of brothers on here. Understood?

Now, get out there, get some pussy AND report back to the Board.

JaguarXF.

I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.

[Nohassles]

I have seen Lucy a couple of times at Royal in Altamonte. She is an attractive 40 ish asian woman. $.70 for hour with TS if requested. I like her technique and enjoyed the massage both times. She starts to tease near the end and that's when the fun begins. She takes direction well and I opted for topless HJ with lots of roaming. Not sure how open the menu is because I didn't ask. Left very happy tip .5.

Jeannie is a new girl at Oriental Healing. Mid 30's average build. She told me she has been there about a month from New York. She has only been in the states about 3 years and her english is still very rough. I had to ask her to repeat herself several times in order to understand her. I'm not particularly fond of her massage style. She uses a lot of compression technique and when I asked for a variation I don't think she understood. As the end approached she was great. I thought she was quite cute and she had a nice soft touch finish. It was topless HJ with roaming. I didn't ask if more was available. Massage $.8 with TS, tip .5.

[Sex Xes]

I have RTFF but I'm curious about E Colonial Blvd, north of town, east of Rte 4. This is a heavy Asian area, Thai and Viet places all over. Specifically, 1821 E Colonial says Oriental Massage. Is there any FS going on here under the radar? Is it worth the trip? Or is it old asian ladies giving the usual are&T? I took a wrong exit off 4 and bumped into this neighborhood, thinking, could it be?

1821 has a cute girl working counter but usually an older lady gives a massage. Not much luck at that place.

Lucky Dragon is hit or miss, Lavender is the place to go at 1809 E. Colonial.

[Sex Xes]

Has anyone been by there recently?

See my review 12518. Well worth a visit.

[Envelope 57]

Paid a visit and wished I had save my $20. She talks ALOT and after finally starting the sensual massage she pulled out her sagging tits. Standard HE finish. Nothing to write home about. There are much better out there. With all I have heard about Mya, I wish she would have answered her phone. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ate-38/4332528.

Reading the forum has saved me from her. I was on my way and cancelled, Thanks!

[BigDaveHere1]

Paid a visit and wished I had save my $20. She talks ALOT and after finally starting the sensual massage she pulled out her sagging tits. Standard HE finish. Nothing to write home about. There are much better out there. With all I have heard about Mya, I wish she would have answered her phone. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ate-38/4332528.

[Don In Otown]

I have RTFF but I'm curious about E Colonial Blvd, north of town, east of Rte 4. This is a heavy Asian area, Thai and Viet places all over. Specifically, 1821 E Colonial says Oriental Massage. Is there any FS going on here under the radar? Is it worth the trip? Or is it old asian ladies giving the usual are&T? I took a wrong exit off 4 and bumped into this neighborhood, thinking, could it be?

Pretty much legit. Rubmaps says differently. But, I've given it several shots and I continue to hit it on a regular basis, because I know I can get an excellent legit massage, which means I won't have any temptation to succumb to, that will lead to too light of a wallet. Had an assisted (ball rub) self serve, but that has been the extent of it. And in preparation of that slim chance of a conquest, of course I carry funds.

Also, beware of Lucky Dragon a little further east and just before Bumby. Lovely little lady named Michelle there. Saw her once and struck out. Saw another lady on Friday. And I honestly don't know what the f* she was trying to accomplish. 3 other times, HJ from a couple of local vets I've seen at other places before.

The sure things in that area, per my experience. Asian Flowers on the west side of I-4 and Lavender about a block from Oriental at 1809, I believe. Wide open faire.

[Tyrice24]

I had a option of either waiting for emily for tomorrow or just go with someone else for today. I had to dream about someone else today because I won't be able to see Emily tomorrow. I heard she wasnt feeling well today and will be back tomorrow. Anyway I dream of Michelle, she been with PAS for about a week in a half. She was telling me business is slow and you guys neeeds to get over there and spend some money. LOL she didn't say that but that what she meant. Anyway. Michelle is from the Dominican Republic and also from the boogie down bronx. I'm from Brooklyn, new york so we had some stuff in common. I would she about 5'4 and tight body. There was another girl there and she was fine too. But I chose Michelle instead because she was the first one I saw in the door. She gave me a great massage and finish of with the CBJ and that was good. It hard for me to exployed like that but she got it out of me. Next time it will be Emily. I'm going to be like Jag, you can't stick to only one. I have to go out and play the wonderful field of beautiful ladies.

[ColombianCoco]

Stopped by Orchid the other day and drew Nancy, mid 40's, standard issue oriental lady. Paid five sawbucks for hh including TS. Nothing special about TS, onto the massage. Nancy was working on my legs when the other lady there walked in and they started conversing in another language. Asked if I minded if she joined in, didn't say there would be an upcharge, so I said sure go ahead. Some nice teasing then onto the flip. The other lady was "new", at least 55, spoke no English. They took turns shifting gears and in no time there was a cleanup on aisle 5. Tipped $.4, was asked for more, but as I pointed out to nancy, she offered the 4 hand, I didn't ask for it.

Not sure if I'll repeat or not.

Stay safe my brothers.

CC.

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[Jimhatz]

Has anyone been by there recently?