Massage Parlor Reports

[Whiskeysours]

Wait until you see my full review of Miranda in the Positive Escort Reviews Section. LOL. As former 49 ers / Philadelphia Eagels wide receiver, "T.O." Terrell Owens would say: "Get your popcorn ready!

And clean out ya mutha fucking PM's. How the fuck am I supposed to give you great Intel on quality pussy if your inbox is full?? LOL.

FYI: Brothers, please make sure your inboxes are cleared out when you send me PM's for Intel. Thank you.

And seriously, my good brother WS, I truly thank you for your kind words. I never thought of my reviews as "romance novel" worthy. LOL.

JaguarXF.

Jag, inbox is clear.

[Longjohn 13]

Long time lurker with few post but I was wondering if anyone had any intel on an ebony rub girl. I've always wanted to try a hot ebony but not sure which one to pick. Maybe the very eloquent Brother Jag has some info. I know he has met just about every SP in Central Florida. I will give a prompt report if I can land one.

[Smitty247]

I will be in town for a fee days and would like a nice massage experience. I am not on a budget but I don't want to get heisted either. I will probably do two sessions. Best options? Pm if you like. Thanks.

[Cal 41]

OK I would repeat, but then again I liked having teeth pulled. The story, taking advice from a well written member (and still would) I called the number on Laurens body rub ads for an apt with Lauren. Not sure who answered but after brief conversation she said no appt just come on down and we will take you. Ok me not paying attention I made the 70 mile drive, found yellow bldg. Easy and rang back doorbell. A good looking girl answers and says come in, I'm thinking J hit Lauren's description on the head as wow 5'6",130 dark hair & eyes nice looking long hair, I was like thank you J. Well she says her name is Julie, didn't care as she seemed very friendly. Paid for an hour and I got ready and on table, the massage starts and as talking after a few minutes she puts my hands on her butt so I start roaming thinking great. After a few minutes of this I guess she wanted to test me and put my hand on her clit so I rubbed more. Finally asked what I wanted gave me 3 options and at this point I wanted all so here we go. She starts off with a CBJ which is ok with me and she is good at that, while she's busy I play with her boobs and enjoy the view. Well here comes the bombs, I ask for 69 or daty and nope " I don't know you well enough", then she asks "ready" yep well how about you (me) get on top I.e.mish. At that point I start thinking and ask is this session for one pop or time, answer was one pop. So now I'm thinking fine but I will hold out as long as possible. Seemed ok to start off but as I tried to kiss her neck or better her boobs, if she was fast enough she would kind of squirm away. After a bit of this I started to get frustrated and tried to change positions but she wasn't having any of that. All I did was manage to get one leg over hers. So couldn't put her legs over my shoulders or K-9 so I put it to her as hard and fast trying to hold off. It was nice watching her boobs bouncing around and more trying to suck them but she still squirmed away, this went on for about 20 min with her asking me to slow down as she didn't want the cover to rip? Finally she had enough and gets out from under me removes cove rand finishes with a good HJ. Total time between 30-35 min I think. Even as getting off I'm thinking boy you kinda got ripped off. Met Lauren on way out and wished I would of gotten her (she did have big stomach and ass but looked really friendly. So this girl is hot and told me she had only been here a week so I'm not sure if she really is new and doesn't know (I had asked for a body rub and she said "what's that" or we didn't click. Weird part as we talked she kept saying she thought she knew me and other stuff to make me think I was in for GFE but no. So I'm kinda new to this and most other girls I had were GFE but I could tell what was going to happen not so with Julie. So hot chick built like I really like, but limited menu to try again or move on is the question. Total spent was $$70 which kinda chaps my Scottish ass. So as driving home up turnpike I start thinking I need a real massage and stop off at wellness one, talk to older lady named May. Well May was good relief with lots of ass play during shower and massage. Flipped and she let me roam at will and pull her boobs out to play, after a good time left very happy for only $.20.Two pops that quick now I felt better. Will go back to Wellness Might go back to venus. All in a dream.

[WalSTreet]

Is this a new lady?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...dd-23/10518238

Hope this is legit...anyone?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ble-28/8599844

Has anyone seen those providers listed above? Sorry if already posted didn't see any reviews of it.

I have the links with Brazil Michelle's world class Latina ass in them, along with her sexy Latina friend Mia, who recently received a very, very heavy and "potent" dose of high octane "Jag Seed".

I have review her previously. Gently and with proper Forum decorum, I would suggest that you CAREFULLY read the Forum. I reviewed Michelle last September I believe. I have seen her several times over the past few years. Her face is stunningly gorgeous and her lips (both sets) are BBBJ and GFE friendly.

Put her name in the search box on USASG and her reviews should populate. Read my review (s) of her and if you have subsequent questions, I will be more than happy to assist you.

That is of course after you pass "The Jag's" Hobbyist Background Check. I do this to "weed" put Lt. Mike's "donut toting" crime fighters, that surreptitiously infiltrate the Board in search of data, to be used to put Orlando's dangerous and violent criminals, otherwise known as "providers", behind bars.

No fingerprints, NCIC, FCIC or, III are necessary. The Jag has his own methods "vetting" a newbie.

Welcome to the Board and you better star posting some reviews, "post haste". If not, you're going to piss off a lot of brothers on here. Understood?

Now, get out there, get some pussy AND report back to the Board.

JaguarXF.

[Mr Innocent]

I have been trying to get in to see Deziah for a while now, as I find tattoos a turn on. Her schedule and mine were not working until a few days ago. Jag certainly had my interest up with some of the intense sessions he has had with her. While I was not looking for the full menu, I have been dreaming of that bronze tattooed goddess rubbing me right. I was not disappointed. Deziah is firm and smooth all over, and I enjoyed some body to body with her reaching and making everyone happy. A definite repeat, hopefully with a little more on the menu next time. Again, hats off to Jag for pointing me in the right direction. Total coin 140.

[Nickoglock]

Wait until you see my full review of Miranda in the Positive Escort Reviews Section. LOL. As former 49 ers / Philadelphia Eagels wide receiver, "T.O." Terrell Owens would say: "Get your popcorn ready!

And clean out ya mutha fucking PM's. How the fuck am I supposed to give you great Intel on quality pussy if your inbox is full?? LOL.

FYI: Brothers, please make sure your inboxes are cleared out when you send me PM's for Intel. Thank you.

And seriously, my good brother WS, I truly thank you for your kind words. I never thought of my reviews as "romance novel" worthy. LOL.

JaguarXF.

I agree with WS, the Jag coud write those old penthouse forum stories I use to read when I was in middle school. LOL.

I think they were called penthouse forums or something. I used to snag them from the old mans sock drawer LOL.

[TheeeGentleman]

Went because I needed a massage and this place offers a good massage at a great price ($50). The last part of my massage prior to the flip was a slow sensual leg massage with legs spread far apart. I thought things might get interesting on the flip. No dice. Still professional massage only. The young lady that seems to manage this place at night is nice looking, but no extras available. I think her boyfriend or husband is there with her at night waiting up front.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I remember as a boy finding an older female cousin's graphic "romance" novel and beating the shit out of my dick as I read some of the graphic details. This comes a close second, only because I haven't seen any specific, consistent, uses of the word "member" as yet.

Wait until you see my full review of Miranda in the Positive Escort Reviews Section. LOL. As former 49 ers / Philadelphia Eagels wide receiver, "T.O." Terrell Owens would say: "Get your popcorn ready!

And clean out ya mutha fucking PM's. How the fuck am I supposed to give you great Intel on quality pussy if your inbox is full?? LOL.

FYI: Brothers, please make sure your inboxes are cleared out when you send me PM's for Intel. Thank you.

And seriously, my good brother WS, I truly thank you for your kind words. I never thought of my reviews as "romance novel" worthy. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Whiskeysours]

Gentlemen,

Allow The Jag to introduce to you the sexy and cock crazed, "Mia" and "Michelle" (yes, Brazil Michelle, who I reviewed before, as others have, months ago) Once again, Latinas ALWAYS do their best to satisfy their men. Always. Is it cultural, aboriginal, endemic, pandemic, even fucking hallucinogenic? Who the fuck knows. But Latinas are among the best providers in the Orlando market. I have included a review of "Mia" in this post.

Mia - 30's, 5-4/130/ br / br. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. Total GFE and PSE. Sexy Latina. Very friendly, sweet and really enjoys men. Easy set up. Mia is in a very nice Spa off of Lake Howell Road. Yes! You guessed it! Fucking, Michelle, Mia, Joan and Candy ALL have their horny little vaginas "stuck" together in that same office complex. How lucky can a Jag get? Call it Jag luck? Again, as the Italian (Joe Pesci, Robert Di Niro) Mobsters say, "Bing! Whaddaya youse gonna do?" LOL. Mia and Michelle work together. They do NOT work with Joan, nor, Candy. Joan and Michelle were across the street on Lake Howell Road last year, when Flor was with Michelle. As far as I know, and according to my "Jag Sources", Joan and Michelle were never partners. Pardon the mutha fucking confusion, my dear brothers. As you know, providers do tend to move around frequently, thanks to our good buddy, Lt. Mike and his "donut toting" band of crime fighters.

Mia greeted me with a huge hug and nice kiss. We got down to business quickly. We started off with some light kissing and foreplay. Things got hot and we moved into some DFK with roaming. Oh, and this was BEFORE I even laid down on the table. We rubbed and explored each other's' bodies while I spun her around to view her hot Latina ass. Nice! I pulled her panties down just enough so that her ass was fully exposed. Aaahhhhhh! Yesssssss! A world class "split", indeed. Mia turned her head around and continued to DFK me while I fingered her pussy. Her pussy was nicely shaved and had a nice "flora". My cock was hard as a rock and I wasted no time pulling her sex apart to expose the inside of her rapacious and hungry labial lips. I put on my cover quickly. Mia was hot and ready for my wide cock head. As I pushed the head past her labial lips, Mia moaned those familiar words that have become as popular as "The Beatles": "Oh My God, ay Papi, Jag! Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh! Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh, ay Papi, ay Papi!" Indeed, I gently eased the wide head of my turgescent cock deep into Mia's wet sex. She gently eased her deliciously fat, round and plump Latina ass over the head of my meat stick, as it eventually disappeared into her tender, feminine body. I "hooked" Mia with my right hand and thumb, grabbed her left hip with my left hand, and proceeded to slowly, oh sooooo slowly, fuck this hot Latina. My God she was tight and her Kegel muscle gently squeezed my cock as it slid in and out of her. We got a good rhythm going and I knew I would not last long. Furiously, Mia picked up the pace and reached around to caress my ball sac. I put my right leg up on the massage table so she could have better access to my ball sac and cock. My cock slid through her fingers as Mia managed to rub my sac and cock at the same time during the "reach around". I guess they call that "multi-tasking". As that familiar "tightness" began to overtake my ball sac, Mia continued her plaintiff wails: "Papi", Papi", Oh Papi", Fuck me Papi, Jag. Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh, Ummmm!" Unable to hold back any longer, I grabbed Mia's curvy hips and rammed my cock as hard as I could into her spasming vaginal flesh. I held her tender feminine body against my man flesh, as my "eJAGulate" tunneled its way from the base of my ball sac, up through the blood engorged veins of my meat stick, exploding up through my cock slit and into Mia's very fertile cervix. Spurt after spurt of hot copious semen shot deep into Mia's cervix and her imminently ovulating uterus. Her soft, submissive and whimpering feminine body was rocked by my powerful, "alpha male", masculine thrusts. Mia was twisted around like a pretzel (Rold Gold pretzels, thank you). She atavistically slammed her ass against me, as hard as she could, in order to drain my ball sac of its seminal contents, while still massaging my nut sac and prostate. I humped over this hot babe on the table, as we continued to DFK. My sobbing cock cried out in unrequited surrender, as it completed its final "eJAGulating" convulsions. Mia and I lovingly cuddled together on the table and lay still for a few moments, as we savored our lustful sexuality, with her overstretched Kegel muscle feeding lasciviously on the wide head of my meat stick. Afterward, we got cleaned up and I thanked her for a lovely rub. What a gal! Some additional backstory Intel via PM.

Total Jag Coin: 150/ hhr-45 minutes Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10452203

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ia-28/10452207

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10415773

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10494194

I remember as a boy finding an older female cousin's graphic "romance" novel and beating the shit out of my dick as I read some of the graphic details. This comes a close second, only because I haven't seen any specific, consistent, uses of the word "member" as yet.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Allow The Jag to introduce to you the sexy and cock crazed, "Mia" and "Michelle" (yes, Brazil Michelle, who I reviewed before, as others have, months ago) Once again, Latinas ALWAYS do their best to satisfy their men. Always. Is it cultural, aboriginal, endemic, pandemic, even fucking hallucinogenic? Who the fuck knows. But Latinas are among the best providers in the Orlando market. I have included a review of "Mia" in this post.

Mia - 30's, 5-4/130/ br / br. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. Total GFE and PSE. Sexy Latina. Very friendly, sweet and really enjoys men. Easy set up. Mia is in a very nice Spa off of Lake Howell Road. Yes! You guessed it! Fucking, Michelle, Mia, Joan and Candy ALL have their horny little vaginas "stuck" together in that same office complex. How lucky can a Jag get? Call it Jag luck? Again, as the Italian (Joe Pesci, Robert Di Niro) Mobsters say, "Bing! Whaddaya youse gonna do?" LOL. Mia and Michelle work together. They do NOT work with Joan, nor, Candy. Joan and Michelle were across the street on Lake Howell Road last year, when Flor was with Michelle. As far as I know, and according to my "Jag Sources", Joan and Michelle were never partners. Pardon the mutha fucking confusion, my dear brothers. As you know, providers do tend to move around frequently, thanks to our good buddy, Lt. Mike and his "donut toting" band of crime fighters.

Mia greeted me with a huge hug and nice kiss. We got down to business quickly. We started off with some light kissing and foreplay. Things got hot and we moved into some DFK with roaming. Oh, and this was BEFORE I even laid down on the table. We rubbed and explored each other's' bodies while I spun her around to view her hot Latina ass. Nice! I pulled her panties down just enough so that her ass was fully exposed. Aaahhhhhh! Yesssssss! A world class "split", indeed. Mia turned her head around and continued to DFK me while I fingered her pussy. Her pussy was nicely shaved and had a nice "flora". My cock was hard as a rock and I wasted no time pulling her sex apart to expose the inside of her rapacious and hungry labial lips. I put on my cover quickly. Mia was hot and ready for my wide cock head. As I pushed the head past her labial lips, Mia moaned those familiar words that have become as popular as "The Beatles": "Oh My God, ay Papi, Jag! Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh! Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh, ay Papi, ay Papi!" Indeed, I gently eased the wide head of my turgescent cock deep into Mia's wet sex. She gently eased her deliciously fat, round and plump Latina ass over the head of my meat stick, as it eventually disappeared into her tender, feminine body. I "hooked" Mia with my right hand and thumb, grabbed her left hip with my left hand, and proceeded to slowly, oh sooooo slowly, fuck this hot Latina. My God she was tight and her Kegel muscle gently squeezed my cock as it slid in and out of her. We got a good rhythm going and I knew I would not last long. Furiously, Mia picked up the pace and reached around to caress my ball sac. I put my right leg up on the massage table so she could have better access to my ball sac and cock. My cock slid through her fingers as Mia managed to rub my sac and cock at the same time during the "reach around". I guess they call that "multi-tasking". As that familiar "tightness" began to overtake my ball sac, Mia continued her plaintiff wails: "Papi", Papi", Oh Papi", Fuck me Papi, Jag. Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh, Ummmm!" Unable to hold back any longer, I grabbed Mia's curvy hips and rammed my cock as hard as I could into her spasming vaginal flesh. I held her tender feminine body against my man flesh, as my "eJAGulate" tunneled its way from the base of my ball sac, up through the blood engorged veins of my meat stick, exploding up through my cock slit and into Mia's very fertile cervix. Spurt after spurt of hot copious semen shot deep into Mia's cervix and her imminently ovulating uterus. Her soft, submissive and whimpering feminine body was rocked by my powerful, "alpha male", masculine thrusts. Mia was twisted around like a pretzel (Rold Gold pretzels, thank you). She atavistically slammed her ass against me, as hard as she could, in order to drain my ball sac of its seminal contents, while still massaging my nut sac and prostate. I humped over this hot babe on the table, as we continued to DFK. My sobbing cock cried out in unrequited surrender, as it completed its final "eJAGulating" convulsions. Mia and I lovingly cuddled together on the table and lay still for a few moments, as we savored our lustful sexuality, with her overstretched Kegel muscle feeding lasciviously on the wide head of my meat stick. Afterward, we got cleaned up and I thanked her for a lovely rub. What a gal! Some additional backstory Intel via PM.

Total Jag Coin: 150/ hhr-45 minutes Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10452203

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ia-28/10452207

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10415773

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10494194

[Mr Bob 111]

Visited Lavander the other day in the morning. Cute young Chinese girl was working. Very nice body. She likes money and I like to have fun so everything worked out great. Started out with a fantastic table shower and it only got better after that. The massage was almost nonexistent. Her menu is wide open. Prices start high but she negotiates. Will definitely repeat. Did not catch her name. She talks very softly, almost a whisper. You'll know her when you see her.

Tried to send a msg about Lavender and any other Petite Asians you may have under your belt. PM me back if you wish. MrB.

[Royal06]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ble-28/8599844

Has anyone seen those providers listed above? Sorry if already posted didn't see any reviews of it.

[Just Cruzin]

I would have to agree, Candy's DT are almost unmatched. Always accommodating. If you like the MILF type, she should be on your " To Do" list. Additionally, her enhancements are fantastic for Russian followed by some nice painting action. A very nice experience.

JC.