Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I'm confused on this one. As a long time member I have seen Joan, and she speaks very fluent English. Are there 2 Joans in the office suites by Howell Branch?

Yes, Joan does speaks English. My point and maybe I wasn't clear enough, was that her voice inflections are heavily '"dialectic" and "inflective" with her Spanish accent. No disrespect at all, but I do have difficulty understanding heavily accented English. The same applies with the AMP gals, though, it is FAR more difficult to comprehend what the AMP gals are saying, more so than the Latina providers. I could understand Joan, but, I had to really listen carefully to what she was saying. Some of the brothers here on the Board may experience some of the same difficulties. Sincerely, my apologies if I offended anyone, as that would never be my intent.

And yes my esteemed brother, TheeeG, it is the same Joan you referenced, off Lake Howell Road, in that little office complex, just north of Howell Branch Road. Her "office" is on the right in that skinny little hallway just past the bathroom and break room as you enter the main doors. I have her suite number but only via PM. I will repeat with her. You should too. She is a real sweetheart.

PM if you need anything further.

Oh, by the way, I will be posting some reviews later this week, or, weekend, of Joan's ball draining and cock savoring "neighbors", who share the same office complex with her. A little gem of two "spas", I found by pure happenstance, while I was walking through the small office building! I was very lucky, indeed. Call it "Jag Luck".

JaguarXF.

[TheeeGentleman]

Under new ownership the service has stepped up a notch, but still older ladies. The one I saw was about 4'10". May go back to see if there's something less ancient.

[TheeeGentleman]

Joan 30 ish, 5-2/130 lbs / bl / br. Body: 6.5/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 8/10. Joan is a great gal with a radiant smile and personality. Joan has a piercing (one on her lower right lip) or two and some ink. I called her and set an appointment. I came to her VERY small office in Maitland. I knocked on her door and she opened it and greeted me with a big warm hug and kiss. We got right down to business. No rub here, just a nice invigorating (sorry, Lynn) fuck fest. Joan is a sexy GFE Latina that speaks little English, but she speaks "sex" very well. We did some foreplay with BBBJ, DATY and MM. Gentlemen, this Latina is very hot and her plump, round, perky ass appears to be the one in the pics: Nice fat and plump. Her tits are small but nice enough. Since The Jag's favorite position is K9, I spun Joan around and pulled her panties down to where they were at mid-thigh. I positioned my erect penis right between her ass cheeks, with the wide head of my prick resting "tenderly" between her ass crack. A thick string of clear pre-cum traversed her ass crack, connecting with each of her ass cheeks. I put the cover on (Trojan Lambskins, of course). Then, I pulled her ass cheeks apart, "hooked" her and proceeded to sink my meat stick perilously deep into her stretching wetness. "OOOOOHHHH Jag! My God!" Joan cried out as my pole plunged, unabated, into her welcoming cervix. I pulled her close with my left hand on her left hip while her asshole was still "hooked" with my right. The prurient sounds of pounding asses and flesh meat filled the room (we had to be careful not to disturb the office next to her). Joan looked back at me and talked dirty while I pumped away at her cock hungry pussy. I stopped for a moment and leaned down to lick and slurp on her vagina, with my nose pressed right up against her asshole. Very nice! Then, I straightened up and plunged my cock deep inside her fuck box. I grabbed her left shoulder and pulled her fat sexy ass into my pistoning prick. Her beautiful fat ass jiggled and bounced off my pistoning cock. Her viscous vag juices stretched along the length of my meat stick, covering the veins and muscles with her feminine "Essence" (sorry Tatiana), if you will. We pounded away at each other for 15-20 minutes. Joan rubbed her clit and my balls simultaneously. She orgasmed and let out a muffled moan (in Spanglish?) while I began to empty my sac deep into her fertile uterus. My knees buckled, as my cock muscles tensed and pumped out forceful jets of ejaculate from my cock slit. Joan and I clung together with her thick ass meshed against my cock, all the way to the base. Joan flexed her Kegel muscle around the base of my cock and nursed on it, gently milking, slurping and sucking the last "aggregate" of ooze from my depleted sac and into her womb. We stayed in that position for a few more minutes while we convulsed together in the final stages of our orgasms. My whimpering prick was totally exhausted. Wow! Joan was hot and sexy. Before I pulled my cock out of her, I grabbed her ass cheeks with both hands and opened her wide. Indeed, Joan has very nice "split". It was very nice, indeed. We got cleaned up, she gave me a nice DFK kiss and I was on my way.

Total Jag Coin: 200/ hr. I Will definitely repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9760687


JaguarXF.

I'm confused on this one. As a long time member I have seen Joan, and she speaks very fluent English. Are there 2 Joans in the office suites by Howell Branch?

[Gruglok]

Joan 30 ish, 5-2/130 lbs / bl / br. Body: 6.5/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 8/10. Joan great gal with a radiant smile and personality....

I Will definitely repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9760687

JaguarXF.

Joan is a awesome chick and her "J-Lo" ass is exactly the kind of posterior I enjoy. The only thing missing from her equation is a shower for guys needing to get back to the girlfriend without having to answer why they're covered in oil and sweat, LOL.

Great girl, excellent value.

[Gruglok]

Decided to check this place out last night on Harold in Winter Park after noticing a few favorable reviews here.

LOL, the panty-skirt! It fucked me up a bit too. This place definitely isn't a full service place or anywhere near what Asahi supposedly is, but they do start the hour at $70 plus a moderate tip, and she gets the job done.

I am one of those people who actually enjoys / needs a thorough deep tissue massage plus a little extra. And I can usually get my hour of fun for less than $.10 so it's completely my kind of place. If I could find a lady that could give me a sports type of massage then fuck / blow my brains out all of my business would go to her. And I'm still looking.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Joan 30 ish, 5-2/130 lbs / bl / br. Body: 6.5/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 8/10. Joan is a great gal with a radiant smile and personality. Joan has a piercing (one on her lower right lip) or two and some ink. I called her and set an appointment. I came to her VERY small office in Maitland. I knocked on her door and she opened it and greeted me with a big warm hug and kiss. We got right down to business. No rub here, just a nice invigorating (sorry, Lynn) fuck fest. Joan is a sexy GFE Latina that speaks little English, but she speaks "sex" very well. We did some foreplay with BBBJ, DATY and MM. Gentlemen, this Latina is very hot and her plump, round, perky ass appears to be the one in the pics: Nice fat and plump. Her tits are small but nice enough. Since The Jag's favorite position is K9, I spun Joan around and pulled her panties down to where they were at mid-thigh. I positioned my erect penis right between her ass cheeks, with the wide head of my prick resting "tenderly" between her ass crack. A thick string of clear pre-cum traversed her ass crack, connecting with each of her ass cheeks. I put the cover on (Trojan Lambskins, of course). Then, I pulled her ass cheeks apart, "hooked" her and proceeded to sink my meat stick perilously deep into her stretching wetness. "OOOOOHHHH Jag! My God!" Joan cried out as my pole plunged, unabated, into her welcoming cervix. I pulled her close with my left hand on her left hip while her asshole was still "hooked" with my right. The prurient sounds of pounding asses and flesh meat filled the room (we had to be careful not to disturb the office next to her). Joan looked back at me and talked dirty while I pumped away at her cock hungry pussy. I stopped for a moment and leaned down to lick and slurp on her vagina, with my nose pressed right up against her asshole. Very nice! Then, I straightened up and plunged my cock deep inside her fuck box. I grabbed her left shoulder and pulled her fat sexy ass into my pistoning prick. Her beautiful fat ass jiggled and bounced off my pistoning cock. Her viscous vag juices stretched along the length of my meat stick, covering the veins and muscles with her feminine "Essence" (sorry Tatiana), if you will. We pounded away at each other for 15-20 minutes. Joan rubbed her clit and my balls simultaneously. She orgasmed and let out a muffled moan (in Spanglish?) while I began to empty my sac deep into her fertile uterus. My knees buckled, as my cock muscles tensed and pumped out forceful jets of ejaculate from my cock slit. Joan and I clung together with her thick ass meshed against my cock, all the way to the base. Joan flexed her Kegel muscle around the base of my cock and nursed on it, gently milking, slurping and sucking the last "aggregate" of ooze from my depleted sac and into her womb. We stayed in that position for a few more minutes while we convulsed together in the final stages of our orgasms. My whimpering prick was totally exhausted. Wow! Joan was hot and sexy. Before I pulled my cock out of her, I grabbed her ass cheeks with both hands and opened her wide. Indeed, Joan has very nice "split". It was very nice, indeed. We got cleaned up, she gave me a nice DFK kiss and I was on my way.

Total Jag Coin: 200/ hr. I Will definitely repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9760687


JaguarXF.

[Pbwardy02]

Do they still exist.

As of a month ago, yes they do. Hot girls, full menu. Bring lots of $.

[Otwist]

Hello I was seeing if anyone had seen this chick before.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nly-22/7270409

Tried about 2 years ago or so and did not repeat. Poor skills, lots of rules and very limited menu. Pics are her. If she went FS and improved her attitude, she would not have to advertise very much.

[Pinoboy]

Went to check this place out Saturday night as they were running a 55/ hr grand opening special. I think it is either called Rainblow Spa or Sunflower Spa. I can't recall exactly which one. Anyways, it's located in a little strip mall type outlet. The front door faces Taft Vineland. Got there and a fairly cute young Asian greeted me, but told me that they were busy with other appts at the moment and to come back in 30-35 minutes. So I decided to kill a half hour by strolling the Trail just to see what was out. Stopped for a beer and headed down to Holden Ave and back towards the AMP. Went back in and no one came to the front right away until finally a different, not so great looking Asian girl came out and said I wouldn't be able to be seen that night. WTF!! At that point I was actually kind of glad because I didn't want to get to stuck wither. She apologized and told me to try again tomorrow. Won't be trying that place again though.

[Pinoboy]

Decided to check this place out last night on Harold in Winter Park after noticing a few favorable reviews here. Called ahead of time to see if they had an opening available at 9:15 which they did (had bad luck just showing up at another AMP the night prior that I will post about shortly). Showed up and the lady that greeted me was the one who ended up giving the massage. I was hoping for a younger girl, but I just went with it. Hard to tell her age, but I would guess in her 40's. Typical Korean or Chinese lady. Was offered a TS but declined. Got the usual "have you been here before" line. After undressing and laying down on the table, she comes back in and asks what kind of pressure massage I liked and I told her very soft touch to which she proceeded with soft flowing glides with her fingertips, which is the kind of "massage" I prefer. Plenty of attention paid to the back, ass / ass crack and sack, while I was free to fondle her very soft legs. About 30 minutes in came the flip. Standard HE other than the fact that it took me quite a bit of time to nut. Was able to roam freely underneath her skirt, although she did have on this liner type of material underneath that doubled as her panties that seemed to be connected to the rest of her outfit perhaps to make it harder for guys like me to get through. A little effort though and I was stroking her bare ass. I couldn't get to the front because she held her legs tight together and when I tried to spread them apart she said "No inside". She definitely had to put in some extra work to finish me off. Tried to get her to suck on it, but no luck. Had her spit on my cock repeatedly though. Finally erupted about 10 minutes later and told her to keep working it until I was completely spent and used my hand to rub my jizz all over hers while she had my cock in her hand. Continued with a medium pressure massage on my backside for about 10 more minutes. Tipped .40 and when I asked her name she said something like "Epuni". Most likely won't repeat though. Although I used to frequent AMPs quite regularly, the uncertainty of the quality and looks of the provider as well as the services received for the money just isn't worth it to me. So I don't think I will be AMPing it up again anytime soon. Although I do think my Cheyanne from MBS experience (not an AMP per se, albeit similar) a couple of weeks ago was an exception to the rule! Although pricey, her squirting abilities are worth the price of admission if only just for one time!!

[BlackMamba12]

Hello I was seeing if anyone had seen this chick before.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nly-22/7270409

[TheComedian]

Enjoy Gentlemen,

I visited Cherry at Essence Spa, LLC about two weeks ago. Tati was off the day I came in to see Cherry. Cherry does not speak English very well, so, there was a bit of a communication barrier. But since sex is a universal language, like mathematics, we both understood why I was there.

Ay fucking Papi! Gentlemen, The curvaceous, vivacious, salacious, rapacious and bootylicious Cherry has carried on the fine tradition of hot blooded, vivacious Latina providers who ALWAYS please their man. Cherry is: late 20's, 5-5/150/ br / br. Overall body: 6/10 AND she takes instruction exceptionally well and is very eager to please. Cherry's titties are very large and firm. She has nice thick nipples, too. Nice big round ass with a few tats and piercings: Including a tongue piercing, lip piercing (bottom lip), eye piercing (left eye) and clit rings. Her skin is very soft and smooth. Her hygiene is not quite up to The Jag's specifications, but, she was certainly clean and aromatic with a neatly trimmed / shaved vag.

So, she comes into the room with a big smile and gives me a warm, sustaining hug while she introduces herself. She leaves briefly while I get undressed and she comes back in wearing a nice lingerie outfit. We start with me on my stomach as she gives me a rub with lots of play around the hamstrings and steak and eggs. On the flip, things got decidedly more intense. She rubbed her huge titties all over my chest, stomach and cock while I finger blasted her Latina vag. Her vag was tight and her Kegel muscle was strong. I could feel it squeezing my index and middle fingers. It was interesting trying to navigate my fingers around her clit rings, however. LOL. Cherry was very hot and sexual during our foreplay. She did some nice, DFK, BBBL and some BBBJ. I fucked her firm titties while she leaned over the table. She let me pull her head down so she could suck the tip of my cock as I fucked her gorgeous tits. She got really hot and stared licking my balls with her probing Latina tongue. Cherry had to be careful because that fucking metal bar in her tongue was a real turn off for me. Still, she sucked a good cock.

More foreplay as she got naked with BBBL and BBBJ while I finger fucked her fat pussy into a wet, sloppy (Ay Papi?) mess. My God, she was so wet, I thought for minute I was with Cheyenne at MBS. On goes the cover. I bent this insatiable babe over the table (as is The Jag's custom) and pulled open her sex. OMG! What a view! A big fat, juicy succulent, fuckable ass and pussy, indeed was waiting for the The Jag. I use a "hooking" technique that I have employed over my many years of hobbying. It is an excellent technique that ensures that the gal will stay close to you while you fuck her K9. So I "hooked" Cherry and drove balls deep into her wet, slippery, cock starved vagina. Whoa! I almost blew my choad into her uterus with one thrust. She squeezed my prick wither Kegel muscle so tightly that I almost "gave up the ghost" if you will. We fucked and fucked hard for at least 10 minutes. It was good thing it was the weekend and Tati was not there as she may have experienced some jealousy hearing me fuck Cherry into the next iteration of "ObamaCare". She did a real nice reach around and massaged my balls to the point where I simply could not hold out any longer. She talked dirty the whole time in "Spanglish". I loved it. She has a sexy "fuck my face" look about her, so I decided to try it out. I had Cherry lay back on the table with her head over the edge. I straddled her face with my legs and deposited my sperm laden Jag balls into her warm wet Latina mouth (Just like I do to Emily at PAS). Cherry greedily slobbered her face, lips and tongue all over my churning, burning sac like a real pro. I pumped my prick until I could take it no more. Cherry pushed her tits together just as I began to cum. With the force of a high pressure fire hose, I blasted this cum thirsty Latina with a generous load of warm viscous semen. The first blast landed on her tits and the next two ropes of semen landed on her neck and chin. As more cum oozed from my prick I stuck my cock in her mouth and she finished me off by sucking the last remnants of ejaculate from my shaft.

Gentlemen, Cherry is not a spinner by any definition, but she is incredibly hot and sexual. She is every bit as hot as Emily, Jackie, Alexa, Vanessa, Selena, Camilla, Jasmin and any other Latina that I have had the pleasure to go balls deep into. I don't think YMMV will be an issue with Cherry as she is a really nice gal with an excellent personality. She is very easy to get along with and seems to enjoy what she does. I highly recommend Cherry. Total coin: 240/ hr.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9975514

JaguarXF.

I can attest to this, I'll definitely be seeing her again.

[LawDog17]

I thought I did RTFF. If you search the thread by her first name, your comment doesn't come up. Sorry about not seeing your post.

Not you loop the other guy. This gal has been reviewed a million times and last week we were talking about her. She goes by Mylakka and I think I called it My-yakka or something childish like that. Good Luck -- Dog.

[Dnice1]

Had a chance to dream with Lauren. Jag you truly find some Gems, THANKS for these reports! Lauren truly has perfect ASSets. If your ass guy definetly pay her a visit, she is not the girl in picture I would add another 10 lbs but very similar with great menu.

[Looop]

I just opined about her last week or so and I was piling on everyone elses comments. RTFF. I mentioned the donut hole and her crazy bipolarness. She used to work out of her apartment (when she was sensual and liked men phase) and then she worked in nice spas where she would freeze up if you got handsy and lately out of the chiro office. Those who know the backstory understand why she freezes up. In the end she gives a good rub but you may have to deal with all sorts of crazyness. If you like the crazy train, buy a ticket and go for a ride. It may be different every time. YMMV. If you eschew (vocab word of the day) drama, then run, run away as fast your little legs can take you and spend your coin elsewhere. Good luck. P.S. This horse has been beaten and reviewed to death -- Dog.

I thought I did RTFF. If you search the thread by her first name, your comment doesn't come up. Sorry about not seeing your post.