Massage Parlor Reports

[BeachDog]

I am reminded of a key phrases. "your mileage may very" Providers have different comfort levels with different customers. I'm a chubby old dockers and golf shirt guy. Clean and clean shaven. I remember the days not too long ago that FS from a non SW was $ So, todays prices are a bargain, considering the cleanness and safety of today's MPs. Forums like this do a great service. I am a little ADD with MPs. My thrill is sampling different places, looking for that hidden gem. Funny you mentioned CPA. Did they ask if you wanted boy? I got older lady who did bad massage and started at 100 for HE and told me to stop wasting her time. Cerritos square. Yellow sigh was beautiful girl, bad massage and average HE but expensive. I was glad to pay because she was so beautiful and charming. However, given everything that is out there, not worth the cost. PR, better than average girl but hard upsale. Across the way, just dull (owner has another shop on Katella). Have not been to red rose that just opened. I know the talent pool is weak, Rest and place next door again mechanical with little or no play. To the ho-hum list you can add home depot parking lot. The sexy ad was very misleading. A HE gem is at dale / Cerritos. Two trips. Two different girls, a morning and a after dinner. Both beautiful girls, good light massage and nice HE for standard rate. I did hour and shower. Last note for today. Tried to TOFTT at Twila Ried. No girl working. First time that has happened to me.

[PotShot]

Yesterday I was thinking about reuniting with Eda at her new location in Anaheim but the drive is just too far out of my way while going to work. So I went back to see Sophie formerly from the Relax Zone again. Like Eda, she does an excellent massage with an ass rub and release. She was training a new girl and I was OK with her trainee watching and participating. Nothing spectacular there as far as youth and hotties go. No FS or BJs that I know of, PG rated roaming seems OK although I've been getting a little more mileage each visit. 3 Viet MILFs all easy on the eyes but not Barbies by any stretch. I'd do Sophie in a heartbeat though if she would let me. She has a nice body and a fun woman to flirt with. They do need business though. Sophie may have bitten off more than she can chew taking over that place. According to her I was the only customer she has had in 4 days. I'd hate to see the place go under since it is convenient to me and reliable. So rub and tug seekers in Central Orange County I'd say hit them up otherwise they are likely to be gone. 40/40 for the half or 60/40 for the hour. For me I love the massage so I usually do the hour.

Happy Hoin!

[The Camel]

I've worked in Stanton area for 15 years. Lots of local nooners. Now that I am retired, I will share this past year. I never get names to protect the good ones. First, always good FS, Holiday by far. If your paying more than .5 hhr and $ FS tip you got a ROB. Worst FS tie. Bedazzled and G4 on Brookhurst / Katella. First wants you in and out in 10 minutes, second heavy upsale and bad attitude. Where to avoid at all costs. GG Blvd behind 76 gas (up and down). Beach / Cerritos by TJs (all 4). More to come if this posts.

If you have strong opinions based on a good amount of personal experience, please do lay them out. You're crossing out 7-8 spots here. These places advertise heavily and in a way that will really suck in the unwary so lead us to the bullshit.

I have been to CPA and it was sub-standard session for me but I think many MP guys would be OK with it because the girl was young and cute and she got it all done. She was even nice enough but she was completely disengaged. I'm sure she thought she did what she was supposed to do. Dudes don't need more than robot service from pretty girls, right? And who knows, maybe they have a couple of others who you can connect with and have more fun.

I have a good recommendation from a good source on one of the places in the massage mall on Beach though I've seen bad reviews too. Walked into another door in that mall too and saw a couple of nice young Viets ready to go but I was on a specific mission and they weren't it. So why "avoid at all costs"? Are your issues at these spots high $$ expectations and robotic service or is there something more we should know?

[Citadel]

If you're posting about the secret garden in cdm, see my post on 3/14 from their sister spa in Laguna Hills. Of course YMMV.

Cs.

Thanks. I'm not sure of where I speaking of exactly since I don't know the area. Just was mapping areas near Fashion Place. If the expectation is what you posted, then I may order room service.

[Cant Stop]

Hey guys, I'm headed your way. I see that there is a place near where I'll be that says 'the gate is full of Ivy' and it's off fern leaf. It looks good on paper.

Does anyone have any input or other recommendations near the Newport Beach Country Club? PM me if you would. I am looking to shale the east coast winter blues with a real AMP, latino or CA Barbie.

Thanks.

P.S.- I'll post my findings.

If you're posting about the secret garden in cdm, see my post on 3/14 from their sister spa in Laguna Hills. Of course YMMV.

Cs.

[Ib Mike]

TOFTT at a new place off Irvine Blvd. $35 hhr got Cindy. She says she usually works in Dana Point. Older MILF. With an incredible set of bolt on's. Allowed roaming and had the nicest nipples that sheet me suck on and talked dirty. Gave a good firm massage which I needed as well! Left feeling very relaxed and happy. Will repeat, standard tip and didn't even count or look at it.

I agree, this place gives good massage and HJ. Been there 3 times. Good good massage all three and handy twice. I don't think more is available but not postive.

I saw they were advertising on BP in San Fernando? Told them them might want to try OC area. They are not good enough to bring people from 60 miles away.

[MineIsBigger]

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[Aceman 2000]

TOFTT at a new place off Irvine Blvd. $35 hhr got Cindy. She says she usually works in Dana Point. Older MILF. With an incredible set of bolt on's. Allowed roaming and had the nicest nipples that sheet me suck on and talked dirty. Gave a good firm massage which I needed as well! Left feeling very relaxed and happy. Will repeat, standard tip and didn't even count or look at it.

[Citadel]

Hey guys, I'm headed your way. I see that there is a place near where I'll be that says 'the gate is full of Ivy' and it's off fern leaf. It looks good on paper.

Does anyone have any input or other recommendations near the Newport Beach Country Club? PM me if you would. I am looking to shale the east coast winter blues with a real AMP, latino or CA Barbie.

Thanks.

P.S.- I'll post my findings.

[MousenPen10]

I've cruised that place a well as some others in the area that claim to be open late just to find them closed since I get off work late. Sounds like I didn't miss out on anything there. Thanks for the report.

FYI fake butts are scary. Some of these chicks do stupid shit like go to what they call pumping parties. Basically a party where some quack injects their asses full of industrial grade silicon from Home Depot or shit like Fix-A-Flat. I had a regular provider that did that and she just looked nasty afterward, her ass felt like it was full of Styrofoam and I stopped seeing her. I figure anyone willing to abuse their body like that is likely to be a walking disease bag to boot. An ass disproportionally large compared to the rest of a woman's body to me is a turn off anyway.

Yeah, no problem. That night I couldn't think I just felt venturous and decided to hit this spot since it claimed to be open late.

I know what you mean, I saw this video on Youtube from Vice that showed the whole consequences of underground butt implants. I mean I wonder if these ladies have any idea what happens to them in the long run. On the real though nice, big, squishy butts are like gold to me, too bad they are hard to come by.

[Liege 68]

Has anyone seen Jessica: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...de-31/39643288.

What an amazing body! Any feedbacks? Thanks.

[TouchMeHere]

Well decided to venture out and glad I did. Went to LP's finest and headed up elevator. I got a freak (a great way) that sounds like the flower. Boy did I de-flower her! Started with half ass rub and I was expecting the rub and tug as been reported before. Nope.She was riding me on my back and grinding her snatch on me. Well I was waiting for the PM, but she just threw it out there. Everything? Of frickin course.hottie little bod that I rocked hard. How many times are we thinking just a little action and get the full monty. Great time with a great girl. Treat her right. Even did a TS to finish off. Damage $ for her and 45 hr. Niceee!

[Chogori]

Not sure what it is called, it says when I look it up it says Tomii but when I went it didn't have a name but it was #10. Anyways they advertise their time pretty late, so I was feeling anxious and hott and decided to visit. Pretty much standard, some dude was at the door as for the fee and told me there was a fine masseuse. When she came in she look in her 40's but good and when everything was off, I was somewhat turned off. First I am a butt guy and her's look good with the dress, however, when I actually saw and felt it, it was pretty much fake. Not saying I do not like fake buts but hers was weird since it felt like there was a piece of rock to the top of it, to make it worse she was rushing me and I just wanted to leave. I would not recommend.

Tomii I believe is #8 in the same complex. Not open late and HE only at best.

#10 has gotten a lot of bad reviews but I've never been so no first hand knowledge.

[Trav]

Now that you guys mentioned it, that b*t*h Mimi from Bedazzled seem to have a fake ass. I was pressing on it and it felt hard. And regrading YMMV, I do not expect it to vary that much if the provider ask if you want everything for $1.4. And at the end she did not provide everything. I am still steaming over Bedazzled if you could not tell :/

[PotShot]

Not sure what it is called, it says when I look it up it says Tomii but when I went it didn't have a name but it was #10. Anyways they advertise their time pretty late, so I was feeling anxious and hott and decided to visit. Pretty much standard, some dude was at the door as for the fee and told me there was a fine masseuse. When she came in she look in her 40's but good and when everything was off, I was somewhat turned off. First I am a butt guy and her's look good with the dress, however, when I actually saw and felt it, it was pretty much fake. Not saying I do not like fake buts but hers was weird since it felt like there was a piece of rock to the top of it, to make it worse she was rushing me and I just wanted to leave. I would not recommend.

I've cruised that place a well as some others in the area that claim to be open late just to find them closed since I get off work late. Sounds like I didn't miss out on anything there. Thanks for the report.

FYI fake butts are scary. Some of these chicks do stupid shit like go to what they call pumping parties. Basically a party where some quack injects their asses full of industrial grade silicon from Home Depot or shit like Fix-A-Flat. I had a regular provider that did that and she just looked nasty afterward, her ass felt like it was full of Styrofoam and I stopped seeing her. I figure anyone willing to abuse their body like that is likely to be a walking disease bag to boot. An ass disproportionally large compared to the rest of a woman's body to me is a turn off anyway.