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[Aceman 2000]

TOFTT at a new place off Irvine Blvd. $35 hhr got Cindy. She says she usually works in Dana Point. Older MILF. With an incredible set of bolt on's. Allowed roaming and had the nicest nipples that sheet me suck on and talked dirty. Gave a good firm massage which I needed as well! Left feeling very relaxed and happy. Will repeat, standard tip and didn't even count or look at it.

[Citadel]

Hey guys, I'm headed your way. I see that there is a place near where I'll be that says 'the gate is full of Ivy' and it's off fern leaf. It looks good on paper.

Does anyone have any input or other recommendations near the Newport Beach Country Club? PM me if you would. I am looking to shale the east coast winter blues with a real AMP, latino or CA Barbie.

Thanks.

P.S.- I'll post my findings.

[MousenPen10]

I've cruised that place a well as some others in the area that claim to be open late just to find them closed since I get off work late. Sounds like I didn't miss out on anything there. Thanks for the report.

FYI fake butts are scary. Some of these chicks do stupid shit like go to what they call pumping parties. Basically a party where some quack injects their asses full of industrial grade silicon from Home Depot or shit like Fix-A-Flat. I had a regular provider that did that and she just looked nasty afterward, her ass felt like it was full of Styrofoam and I stopped seeing her. I figure anyone willing to abuse their body like that is likely to be a walking disease bag to boot. An ass disproportionally large compared to the rest of a woman's body to me is a turn off anyway.

Yeah, no problem. That night I couldn't think I just felt venturous and decided to hit this spot since it claimed to be open late.

I know what you mean, I saw this video on Youtube from Vice that showed the whole consequences of underground butt implants. I mean I wonder if these ladies have any idea what happens to them in the long run. On the real though nice, big, squishy butts are like gold to me, too bad they are hard to come by.

[Liege 68]

Has anyone seen Jessica: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...de-31/39643288.

What an amazing body! Any feedbacks? Thanks.

[TouchMeHere]

Well decided to venture out and glad I did. Went to LP's finest and headed up elevator. I got a freak (a great way) that sounds like the flower. Boy did I de-flower her! Started with half ass rub and I was expecting the rub and tug as been reported before. Nope.She was riding me on my back and grinding her snatch on me. Well I was waiting for the PM, but she just threw it out there. Everything? Of frickin course.hottie little bod that I rocked hard. How many times are we thinking just a little action and get the full monty. Great time with a great girl. Treat her right. Even did a TS to finish off. Damage $ for her and 45 hr. Niceee!

[Chogori]

Not sure what it is called, it says when I look it up it says Tomii but when I went it didn't have a name but it was #10. Anyways they advertise their time pretty late, so I was feeling anxious and hott and decided to visit. Pretty much standard, some dude was at the door as for the fee and told me there was a fine masseuse. When she came in she look in her 40's but good and when everything was off, I was somewhat turned off. First I am a butt guy and her's look good with the dress, however, when I actually saw and felt it, it was pretty much fake. Not saying I do not like fake buts but hers was weird since it felt like there was a piece of rock to the top of it, to make it worse she was rushing me and I just wanted to leave. I would not recommend.

Tomii I believe is #8 in the same complex. Not open late and HE only at best.

#10 has gotten a lot of bad reviews but I've never been so no first hand knowledge.

[Trav]

Now that you guys mentioned it, that b*t*h Mimi from Bedazzled seem to have a fake ass. I was pressing on it and it felt hard. And regrading YMMV, I do not expect it to vary that much if the provider ask if you want everything for $1.4. And at the end she did not provide everything. I am still steaming over Bedazzled if you could not tell :/

[PotShot]

Not sure what it is called, it says when I look it up it says Tomii but when I went it didn't have a name but it was #10. Anyways they advertise their time pretty late, so I was feeling anxious and hott and decided to visit. Pretty much standard, some dude was at the door as for the fee and told me there was a fine masseuse. When she came in she look in her 40's but good and when everything was off, I was somewhat turned off. First I am a butt guy and her's look good with the dress, however, when I actually saw and felt it, it was pretty much fake. Not saying I do not like fake buts but hers was weird since it felt like there was a piece of rock to the top of it, to make it worse she was rushing me and I just wanted to leave. I would not recommend.

I've cruised that place a well as some others in the area that claim to be open late just to find them closed since I get off work late. Sounds like I didn't miss out on anything there. Thanks for the report.

FYI fake butts are scary. Some of these chicks do stupid shit like go to what they call pumping parties. Basically a party where some quack injects their asses full of industrial grade silicon from Home Depot or shit like Fix-A-Flat. I had a regular provider that did that and she just looked nasty afterward, her ass felt like it was full of Styrofoam and I stopped seeing her. I figure anyone willing to abuse their body like that is likely to be a walking disease bag to boot. An ass disproportionally large compared to the rest of a woman's body to me is a turn off anyway.

[BeachDog]

This was my Sunday / Funday choice. You saved me!

[BeachDog]

I've worked in Stanton area for 15 years. Lots of local nooners. Now that I am retired, I will share this past year. I never get names to protect the good ones. First, always good FS, Holiday by far. If your paying more than .5 hhr and $ FS tip you got a ROB. Worst FS tie. Bedazzled and G4 on Brookhurst / Katella. First wants you in and out in 10 minutes, second heavy upsale and bad attitude. Where to avoid at all costs. GG Blvd behind 76 gas (up and down). Beach / Cerritos by TJs (all 4). More to come if this posts.

[Cyberhard]

She let me know that she was gone for the past 2 months but is back. Tu / Th / F / Sa.

Thanks for posting her days. I called ahead this weekend to ensure she was there! Another great massage and I left happy. She may very be my new ATF.

[MousenPen10]

Not sure what it is called, it says when I look it up it says Tomii but when I went it didn't have a name but it was #10. Anyways they advertise their time pretty late, so I was feeling anxious and hott and decided to visit. Pretty much standard, some dude was at the door as for the fee and told me there was a fine masseuse. When she came in she look in her 40's but good and when everything was off, I was somewhat turned off. First I am a butt guy and her's look good with the dress, however, when I actually saw and felt it, it was pretty much fake. Not saying I do not like fake buts but hers was weird since it felt like there was a piece of rock to the top of it, to make it worse she was rushing me and I just wanted to leave. I would not recommend.

[Lerrena]

It would help if we knew the name of the place (without have to search your posts to see where you went last year).

He did say in the title of his post. It's la Palma.

Often we don't call places by their true name but give them nicknames. Auto center, Alton, Limonite, etc. Some places are easier to figure out like lfbc, but if you don't keep up, you'll get lost, as you already know.

[Lerrena]

. I said to myself, a total of $180 for a 50+yo? I told her I only had 120 and she immediately said ok and ask that I put the money on the table and make myself comfotable. That was my little brain saying ok for $120 - what a mistake.

Proceeded to work on the boy and ask if I was ready. REALLY. Is only been about 5 minutes and she is ready to get me off. I asked she get on the table and here is where it went down hill. No touch ****, no sucking nipple, weak CBJ, no DATY. WTF! $160 and no here and no there.
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When you get bad vibes like this, you have to just walk. Get your money back and walk. And don't let them leave the room with your tip! These girls are not going to trust an MMS with their money!

Take a tip from Nancy and "Just say no!

[UclaBruin]

I stopped by this evening based on comments left on this thread. But I should have listened to BigBadWolf1's report. I do not recommend this place to anyone (not even my enemies)!

When I stepped into the foyer, the little window opens and the old mamasan immediately asked for $40. I gave her $40 and she lets me in and asked that I go to room #3. Went in and waited, waited, and waited. Finally Mimi comes in. She is about 5 ft with fake DDs. It was dark but I can tell she is over 50. She asked if I wanted "everything" and waved in fron of her indicating FS. She added that is going to be $140. I said to myself, a total of $180 for a 50+yo? I told her I only had 120 and she immediately said ok and ask that I put the money on the table and make myself comfotable. That was my little brain saying ok for $120 - what a mistake. She left and I waited and waited again. Finally she came back to collect the money. But she went right back out saying she had to give it to MAMA. So I waited and waited again. Finally Mimi shows up and I saw the time on my phone. She begins to massage my back with oil and asked that I flip over after 2 minutes. Proceeded to work on the boy and ask if I was ready. REALLY. Is only been about 5 minutes and she is ready to get me off. I asked she get on the table and here is where it went down hill. No touch ****, no sucking nipple, weak CBJ, no DATY. WTF! $160 and no here and no there. I procced to pound her like I never pounded before. All she said was did you come and hurry because they will be knocking on the door soon. Fuck that, I continue to pound in multiple positions. With all the complaining, the boy went weak. She then have the nerve to say time is up and she need to ask mamasan if it can be extended. I grabbed her and told her to just jerk me off. After the deed was done, she put a wet tower over the boy and said get dress and she literally ran out of the room. Got dress and just walked out the door. Another monger was waiting to come in and I whispered to him not to waste his money but he either did not hear me or did not speak english or the little brain was in control. The last thing I heard was $40 please.

So do not patronize this place and spend your hard earn cash else where. Oh. I checked the time when I left and I was in there for a total of 15 minutes with Mimi. So you've all been fore warn.

That sucks, YMMV for sure. I got Ch $ty for a CBJ and it was pretty good. In fact, I only lasted all but 10 minutes or so. She was probably mid to late 20's, slim with boltons. No GFE but pleasant w / no attitude either. Couple of things, she was the only one there at the time so you may want to call ahead to see who's there. In the last room, I noticed a hole in the ceiling right at the foot of the bed and was wondering if there was a camera there. Too dark to tell. Also, I hate that they make you wait so long that I was getting nervous about a sting. LOL. My paranoia sets in the longer I'm lying there naked.