Massage Parlor Reports

[Muff Luva]

Jaguar is hands down the best poster we have on this site. Those that criticize the man are out of their minds and should be banned from this site because the info he provides is accurate, detailed and entertaining.

So based on the Jags recommendation I saw Rosea last week. While my experience was different than his; never forget one of the fundamental rule of our hobby; YMMV

The good:

*Rosea is a clean girl. While the hotel she is at best workable, she keeps her room smelling good and clean
*Phenomenal tits. As jag pointed out, her fun bags are among the best this town has ever seen among providers. If you are a tit man, run to see this young lady
*Her body is on point if you are into curvy women with just a little fat on them. She takes care of herself and has very strong legs which I like in a women
*She is a smart girl. Unlike a lot of providers who are total morons and could not carry a good conversation to save their own lives, Rosea is an educated girl with real goals and aspirations in her life
*She plans on staying in Orlando for a while

The bad:
* At least with me, the full menu was not available. I honestly think I just got her on a bad day and she was not really in the mood. I am certainly no Don Juan but I tend to do ok with getting extras on the menu
* She also alluded to more service comes with a better donation a few times during my visit. Perhaps as her popularity has grown, she is becoming wiser to the business and asking for a bigger donation amount for additional services
* Different people have different taste. I respect my friend jags opinion and thank him for his post; that said, this girl is at very best has a plain Jane face and IMHO looks somewhat like an ogur. I am not attracted to her face whatsoever despite her good body. She is the definition of a butterface if you are into curvy, somewhat BBW
* She would not shut the f**k up about her knowledge of history. I'm trying to get off and this girl keeps going on about her knowledge of american history and her fascination with one of our former leaders of the 19th Century. I seriously felt like telling her to STFU and just talk dirty. I don't have it in me to be mean to girls however and just went along with the session. With that said, if Rosea is in a chatty mood, your session might be a real downer if you don't guide her in the right direction as I should have early on.

Overall, this is a nice girl with a great body if her body type is to your liking. I found her to be annoying despite the fact she was pretty bright. And that face; yeah I can't get past that mug. I won't be seeing her again because of it. YMMV and I think the rates for a good time may have gone up since the jags experience. Half the fun is in the hunt however and I have no regrets. Cheers and be safe out there gents.

Saw her a few days ago and it's pretty much this review. A little understated on the bad and overstated on the good.

[Muff Luva]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

I've been wondering what spa at the end of a rainbow some of you have been finding. Seriously are you reviewing on a bell curve here, or is this just the best pussy you've ever had?

As for the semi-fiction fantasy; it doesn't help to over blow the expectations. The epic novel going on in your head while you're thrusting is pretty much just setting someone else up for a lackluster time.

[Don In Otown]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

Nice. And I couldn't agree more. Either there's a fantasy world out there where my ass is never clean enough, or my sack needs more trimming. Or maybe my leg is just getting sore from having it pulled on a regular basis.

[Pinoboy]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

Great post!

[Gruglok]

Natasha, honey, if you are reading this, or, if Selena is reading this, please comment publically about the issues my brothers here have raised. I know you do not want to lose clients. And if the esteemed and venerable gentlemen on the Board begin to write poor reviews of Luxsa, notwithstanding The Jag's "magniloquent" reviews, then, some Board members may choose not to come to Luxsa.

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Had a dream the other day and thought I would wait a few days like Jags so I could stealthily post about it. Unfortunately, Gruglok just beat me to the punch on my girl Nikki. I too was in the area and thought, what the hell I'll go to Luxsa. Last time there I saw Tori (great experience). This time new location, which I liked better. Had my choice of Nikki, tall, olive skinned super skinny girl or some other girl who was shorter and just sitting down to eat her dinner and seemed even less interested than Nikki (and she looked bored before I even got there). She was nice, led me to bathroom to wash my hands which is asked of all patrons. Which is a great rule, but I would appreciate paper towels so I don't have to wipe my now clean hands on someones cum towel, just saying. Not sure why she was concerned about hygene as I was wearing a suit and actually had just washed my hands but as they say when in rome. .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her but she ws a better choice than the dinner eater / tv watcher. Looks -6 (would have been a 7 but -1 for a that stubble) Rub 5 (nice try but way too short) Finish - 7 (great effort and no upcharge for the hair cream which may have startled her a little). As always YMMV, have fun.

And you went in to Natasha's place wearing a suit?? Fucking "a" brother! Nice work, indeed. What kind of suit did you wear? Brioni, Armani or Ermenegildo Zegna?

Seriously, I miss your awesome reviews. Protein rich conditioner is always a favorite amongst the providers. LOL. Drying your hands on a brothers' "cum towel", priceless! "Hair cream", fucking hilarious. That is too funny. I don't know if I ever heard of a "one armed rub" before. Is that like the "one armed man" on the old 1960's series, "The Fugitive"? LOL.

As far as the gal eating and watching TV is concerned. I am pretty sure that was my former UTR, now open to the Board, Ava. She loves to eat sitting on the couch while watching TV between clients. Please, brother LawDog, try out Ava. She is the real deal. A true co-ed "nymph". I trained her well and now she is ready to provide hobbyists with cock straining, ball draining experiences.

Again, it is great to see you posting reviews again. Oh, FYI, get a VIP card from Selena or Natasha. You said that you paid 60 for the hour? VIP membership (with the card) gets you one hour for 50. On the 5th visit, you get a free session.

JaguarXF.

[Dantanna]

Very tight bod, nice bolt-ons, good TS and attention to detail?

Saw Tina there a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable.

[MittRomney]

I have defined the aforementioned acronyms previously. I am a gentleman and will not ask you, nor, anyone else, to RTFF. I will give you and others who are not familiar with The Jag's acronyms, their meaning.

I am always willing to assist my brothers here on the Board in anyway that I can.

Here you go, gentlemen:

BBBL- Bare Back Ball Lick.

BBACF. Bare Back Ass Crack Fuck.

BBCL. Bare Back Corona (Corona. The head of our swollen, engorged cocks) Lick.

COCL. Cum On CLit (clitoris).

I hope this helps.

JaguarXF.

This is the abbreviations for "be" on the site. Some of yours did not make the list. It also was not in the Urban Dictionary.

Batin (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob.

BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom).

BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm).

BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing.

BBBJWF Bare Back Blow Job With Facial.

BBFS Bare Back Full Service (sex).

BBS Barber Shop.

BBW Big Beautiful Woman.

BCD Behind Closed Doors.

BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

Beret A condom.

Beso Negro Anal Rimming.

BF Boy Friend.

BFA Big Fat Ass.

BFE Boy Friend Experience.

BGR Boy-Girl-Relationship.

Birdwatching BBBJTCWS.

BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man).

BL Body Lick.

Blackhole Anus.

BLS Ball Licking and Sucking.

Blue Pill Viagra.

Blue Steel Viagra.

Brown Shower Defecation on your partner.

BS Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.

BS Body Scrub.

BSD Big Swinging Dick.

BSW Black Street Walker.

BTW By the Way.

Butterface Everything looks good, but her face.

[LawDog17]

Had a dream the other day and thought I would wait a few days like Jags so I could stealthily post about it. Unfortunately, Gruglok just beat me to the punch on my girl Nikki. I too was in the area and thought, what the hell I'll go to Luxsa. Last time there I saw Tori (great experience). This time new location, which I liked better. Had my choice of Nikki, tall, olive skinned super skinny girl or some other girl who was shorter and just sitting down to eat her dinner and seemed even less interested than Nikki (and she looked bored before I even got there). She was nice, led me to bathroom to wash my hands which is asked of all patrons. Which is a great rule, but I would appreciate paper towels so I don't have to wipe my now clean hands on someones cum towel -- just saying. Not sure why she was concerned about hygene as I was wearing a suit and actually had just washed my hands but as they say when in rome. .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her but she ws a better choice than the dinner eater / tv watcher. Looks -6 (would have been a 7 but -1 for a that stubble) Rub 5 (nice try but way too short) Finish - 7 (great effort and no upcharge for the hair cream which may have startled her a little). As always YMMV, have fun.

[Carlosa]

PM with info.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...pmt-23/9888149

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I had Amber Bliss on the phone, she quoted me 150 HH & I probly should've taken her on her request.

I hadn't been able to make it to Luxsa a few times so I was in the area and called up. Long story short is that my visit mirrors PatsForevr. I pulled Nikki (tall thin dark skin girl), very timid, cold, robotic, uninterested.

Flat fee wasted and even left without a finish. Crossed off the list, next.

Pats4 ever, AO, Tuscany Man, Gruglok, HotRocks: I am deeply sorry that you did not have a positive experience at Luxsa. YMMV of course, but, when five gentlemen from the Board write a negative review about a provider / Rub establishment, then, there must be a genesis for it.

I know Natasha is fairly vigilant about her gals providing good experiences for her clients. Frankly, I have never met, nor, seen Nikki at Luxsa. I thought I had either seen in passing, or, fucked most of the gals in Natasha's stable of beauties over the past year or so. Recently, Natasha had fired, and / or re-hired one or two gals. Selena is very thin. Is she now going by the name Nikki?? I don't know. I do know Natasha sent me a PM two weeks ago saying that she was hiring Natalie from I-8/ Independent to become part of her insatiable stable of lust filled vixens. Is Natalie now Nikki?? Natalie is not skinny, however, so I can't be sure what is going on. Natalie has a hot body and a great ass and tits.

Natasha, honey, if you are reading this, or, if Selena is reading this, please comment publically about the issues my brothers here have raised. I know you do not want to lose clients. And if the esteemed and venerable gentlemen on the Board begin to write poor reviews of Luxsa, notwithstanding The Jag's "magniloquent" reviews, then, some Board members may choose not to come to Luxsa.

JaguarXF.

[Gruglok]

I had Amber Bliss on the phone, she quoted me 150 HH & I probly should've taken her on her request.

I hadn't been able to make it to Luxsa a few times so I was in the area and called up. Long story short is that my visit mirrors PatsForevr. I pulled Nikki (tall thin dark skin girl), very timid, cold, robotic, uninterested.

Flat fee wasted and even left without a finish. Crossed off the list, next.

[Tuscany Man]

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

I have only been to LUXSA once and will not be going back. The interesting thing is there are at least as many negative reports as positive reports for LUXSA and Park Ave. Spa. To me, it is not a sure thing that you are going to get your moneys worth at these two places. If I want to gamble I will go to Hard Rock in Tampa. There are better places to spend our money, in my humble opinion.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[HotRocks]

Thanks for the heads up. Another place to avoid...

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

[AncientOne]

Stopped by Magic today and met up with Tina. Had a very nice ts and massage with a very satisfying release with plenty of roaming upstairs and downstairs. Very enjoyable experience will be back for more as I think the menu expands upon return visits.

The dude abides.

Saw Tina there a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable.