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[Transamgcs]

Well after a long time of going back and forth, whether to see heather or not, because of mixed reviews, I saw her post yesterday, and her new location was close to where I work, so decided what the hell and give her a shot.

I must have caught her in one of her none psycho moods, cause I was even a little late and she still saw me, (even though me being a little late was her fault not texting the correct building number). Went up to third floor and knocked, when she opened the door I was like wow beautiful, she greeted me in with a hug and kiss on the cheek and off to the bed room. She offered a glass of wine to kind of break the ice and to get a little more relaxed. While we where talking I noticed she had a picture on her computer of some guys junk and her standing behind it, thought that was a little weird. After the small talk she proceeded to give me a massage, (it actually was good massage) on the flip she started with a hand shake and asked me how dirty did I want to be. Man I tell you I had a smile from ear to ear. So the whole dream went from hand shake to DAY, to BBJ, then a off the wall question about if I like to go bare or with a condom and then some long speech about its not safe to go with out protection. I was like yeah whatever just get the rubber on so I can get to work, so on with the rubber and into mish and finished on her tits while I was giving her the digits. LOL.

All in all I had a fun time with her, she was really pleasant and not a clock watcher, damage was $ 40 for h / h I will probably repeat as long as she stays in the same mood and dosnt deviate.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...her-40/9637452

TA.

[DirtyMonarch]

Cute young lady. Not GFE, everything covered, but very sensual, cute, young and fun. Tight everything with beautiful youthful breasts. I recommend, enjoy her gentlemen and shell treat you well.YMMV.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...greplacement0}

[Dvfldv]

And defer to your opinion on this, as we have shared some common experiences. The YMMV "factor" plays a great role in this sport, and it was my mistake for overlooking that. I probably will give her a shot, Let you all know. Thanks for your input, my bad... She might have had a shitty day that day, I have those myself...Be Safe.

Dave.

[PharmaGuy]

I have come dangerously close to calling her recently, but will abort any such plan to do so. There are too many other good providers out there to waste time and $$ on mediocrity... My thanks for the TOFTT, have you tried Michelle Moore or Amanda?? Or Sara...Altamonte is one of the Adult play areas of Orlando...Better luck next time..Thanks...

Dave "dvfldv".

Apparently this is your classic YMMV..for me this was a hot passionate dream with kissing and I even think I could have talked her into other xtras if that's what I was looking for...she was very quiet / reserved initally but then I was making my self deprecating cracks and making her laugh so I think she became comfortable with me quickly...so for those interested in seeing her I recommend her...safe clean comfortable locale makes the decision easier also she's a cutie, noticed she kept her teeth well hidden...she appears very conscious of it...best of luck.

[Transamgcs]

TOFTT on this one. Haven't seen any report on her and the pics did look appealing so took a dip. It's pretty much her pics but she is more slimmer in person. I set up a time, was nice on the phone and we met at the agreed time. Safe incall at one of the motels. The room however smelled heavily of smoke but I could still breathe so stayed back. She undressed in a second and was ready for action. She asked me to put the donation on the night stand and never touched it until I left. Then she took out the cover and that's when I thought its not going to be worth it. Anyway her rate was .8 for 30 so I said lets see what happens. She worked with her hands to get me hard and on with the CBJ..lame. Oh yeah one of her front teeth is cracked that's why she won't open her mouth so much. No kissing either. I just asked her, do you enjoy doing this work? She said, "No. Its just business". Well lady, there are many wonderful women out there who would at least pretend to say they like it. But we are blessed to have great providers in the O Town who know how to please. Anyway she kept going and decided to keep it to a hand shake only as her "other appointment" was on the way. I wasnt enjoying anyway. Let it cum, dressed up and left.

Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ild-22/9878927

I Reviewed Emily on 2-15-14 post number 12224.

You could have saved some coin.

TA.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Thanks for the review of this one because I have been thinking about having a taste myself. A stinky snatch is probably the biggest turn off to me so I feel your pain. If you providers are reading this post please wash it a little better down there and the ass too. Thanks.

Hilarious, indeed Bertil. And you are 100 per cent correct, sir.

I posted a comment about a well known provider (though I did not mention her by name to protect her privacy) approximately two months ago regarding the same aforementioned issue. I was having a threesome with her and another provider and as I bent this gal over to fuck her K-9, an malodorous stench emanated from her "split" that nearly knocked me unconscious. I kid you not gentlemen. The pungent "calculus", if you will, that contaminated the air around her "split" and soared towards my nostrils was something that the CDC in Atlanta would have "quarantined" and labeled as a "bio-hazard". The gag-reflex inducing smell was so bad, that it seared my nostrils. The stench remained in my nostrils for about two days thereafter. I never saw that provider again.

Providers, refer to my PSA from two months ago if you need some guidance with this subject.

JaguarXF.

[Jan Gorzo]

Whatever thoughts you have about visiting Kelsey, do NOT absolutely in any case do it. Otherwise you will regret it like I did. It was the worst day of my monger life. Check both my report (post # 3116) and the one from Soicanhide (post # 3115) in the Escort Classified Ads -- Member Discussions.

I been checking out Kelsey, does anyone have any info.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ive-29/9989581

Thanks.

[Dvfldv]

Usually you can get the embassy suites on I drive for 99 bucks. Free breakfast, free mgrs reception with beer and wine. And free discrete parking. Not to busy, but steady amount of human traffic throughout the day to conceal any amount of gentleman guests coming up to the room. Next to Dave and busters and literally walking distance to everything around the convention center.

Just not in the Provider Ad Only section... I'm sure Ashley Monroe, Kelsey180, or one of the ladies has some specific insight, like Orlando City vs. Non "City" locations or any other important insider advice, maybe they would share, possibly...

Be Safe,

Dvfldv.

[Dvfldv]

TOFTT on this one. Haven't seen any report on her and the pics did look appealing so took a dip. It's pretty much her pics but she is more slimmer in person. I set up a time, was nice on the phone and we met at the agreed time. Safe incall at one of the motels. The room however smelled heavily of smoke but I could still breathe so stayed back. She undressed in a second and was ready for action. She asked me to put the donation on the night stand and never touched it until I left. Then she took out the cover and that's when I thought its not going to be worth it. Anyway her rate was .8 for 30 so I said lets see what happens. She worked with her hands to get me hard and on with the CBJ..lame. Oh yeah one of her front teeth is cracked that's why she won't open her mouth so much. No kissing either. I just asked her, do you enjoy doing this work? She said, "No. Its just business". Well lady, there are many wonderful women out there who would at least pretend to say they like it. But we are blessed to have great providers in the O Town who know how to please. Anyway she kept going and decided to keep it to a hand shake only as her "other appointment" was on the way. I wasnt enjoying anyway. Let it cum, dressed up and left.

Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ild-22/9878927

I have come dangerously close to calling her recently, but will abort any such plan to do so. There are too many other good providers out there to waste time and $$ on mediocrity... My thanks for the TOFTT, have you tried Michelle Moore or Amanda?? Or Sara...Altamonte is one of the Adult play areas of Orlando...Better luck next time..Thanks...

Dave "dvfldv".

[Member #4850]

I must give Heather a little credit as she always manages to keep her posts "interesting" if you will. In the body-rub section of backpage, I caught her ad as soon as it became available and I saw these two photographs. .

I don't know how BP works, but her ad always seems to (ahem cough cough) "self-correct" back to her stock photographs after a given amount of time. It's always the one she always has up. Well played Heather. Here's the link: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...s-40/10023526..

[TooBe101]

TOFTT on this one. Haven't seen any report on her and the pics did look appealing so took a dip. It's pretty much her pics but she is more slimmer in person. I set up a time, was nice on the phone and we met at the agreed time. Safe incall at one of the motels. The room however smelled heavily of smoke but I could still breathe so stayed back. She undressed in a second and was ready for action. She asked me to put the donation on the night stand and never touched it until I left. Then she took out the cover and that's when I thought its not going to be worth it. Anyway her rate was .8 for 30 so I said lets see what happens. She worked with her hands to get me hard and on with the CBJ..lame. Oh yeah one of her front teeth is cracked that's why she won't open her mouth so much. No kissing either. I just asked her, do you enjoy doing this work? She said, "No. Its just business". Well lady, there are many wonderful women out there who would at least pretend to say they like it. But we are blessed to have great providers in the O Town who know how to please. Anyway she kept going and decided to keep it to a hand shake only as her "other appointment" was on the way. I wasnt enjoying anyway. Let it cum, dressed up and left.

Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ild-22/9878927

[BuzzAndWoody]

Usually you can get the embassy suites on I drive for 99 bucks. Free breakfast, free mgrs reception with beer and wine. And free discrete parking. Not to busy, but steady amount of human traffic throughout the day to conceal any amount of gentleman guests coming up to the room. Next to Dave and busters and literally walking distance to everything around the convention center.

Sexy independent mixed provider not new to the game but needing some advise. Would like to get an in-call for a few days and would like to know what area is good and full of traffic? Any advice is welcome! Thanks!

[Bertil]

I had a Dream with Jamie awhile back and while it seemed like it would be great at first, it turned into a nightmare.


Now, to be completely honest, she is extremely cute and way better looking in person than in her pictures. We start going at it and everything is covered. The CBJ is not that great but it's passable and we get ready for doggy style. That is when the nightmare really took over..she had the absolute worse smelling vagina that I have ever smelled in my life. It was so bad that I could not finish and just left. I rushed home and took a long shower and scrubbed as hard as I could stand to.

Trust me guys, the smell is not worth it.

Thanks for the review of this one because I have been thinking about having a taste myself. A stinky snatch is probably the biggest turn off to me so I feel your pain. If you providers are reading this post please wash it a little better down there and the ass too. Thanks.

[Rutker504]

Sorry guys, here is the link to the Jamie that should be avoided.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...all-21/9778840

[Rutker504]

I had a Dream with Jamie awhile back and while it seemed like it would be great at first, it turned into a nightmare.

Sent her a text because I was around other people when I felt the urge and she responded promptly. We set up an hour appointment for a couple hours later and when I sent her a message to verify and get her location 45 minutes before hand she responded quickly again. When I am 5 minutes away, she says she is at the store and would be 15 minutes late. I was in a forgiving mood so I decided to wait it out. When I finally get in the room, she tells me that her girlfriend that she shares the room with was waiting somewhere and in a bad mood so she can't do an hour whatever, we agree on a half hour.

Now, to be completely honest, she is extremely cute and way better looking in person than in her pictures. We start going at it and everything is covered. The CBJ is not that great but it's passable and we get ready for doggy style. That is when the nightmare really took over..she had the absolute worse smelling vagina that I have ever smelled in my life. It was so bad that I could not finish and just left. I rushed home and took a long shower and scrubbed as hard as I could stand to.

Trust me guys, the smell is not worth it.