Massage Parlor Reports

[Steve Pope]

Yes, don't waste your time with this gal. You would be better of throwing money in the wind. I saw her years ago, and her massage was horrible, place was filthy and when I needed to use the bathroom and at first she denied me and acted like I was acting like I was asking for a million dollars and then reluctanly agreed when I told her I was leaving. I don't ever have a problem getting a legit massage, but when you are BS and call it reiki and esalen and use that as an excuse to put no effort at all then you get what you deserve, no customers!

Stay Safe and have fun.

She's got a nasty attitude to go along with her filthy dirty apartment. I saw her when she was at her Lake Mary apartment. You can tell she probably was hott at 18 but ever since then its been straight downhill. Her present bitterness and anger reflects the past 12 years of hard decline. Great example of beauty fading but stupid being forever!

SP.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

So I am performing DATY on fairly well known young Latina provider (PM for more) when all of sudden, I feel a rush of sweet / sour / tangy Vag juice all over my tongue, lips, mouth, face and yes, even in my fucking eyes! WTF. It burned for a moment. (I guess Vag "flora" squirting" from a woman's "paraurethral ducts / Bartholin's Glands" does not mix with the intraocular fluid of the human eye). That has not happened to me since Cheyenne squirted all over my face during a hot DATY session at MBS last year.

I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, however. It is a real turn of getting a sexy babe to squirt all over your face.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I called her very recently. (I was notified that this ad was posted on Sunday, 1-12-2014. She looks pretty fucking hot. WOW! Check out those hips! Indeed, sweetie, The Jag loves a woman with big curvy hips and a nice, plump, soft (yet firm) bubble ass. Soft, smooth, feminine stomach with just a touch of feminine fat that sensually accentuates a woman's sexual "aura", if you will. Look at her gents. Nice titties, too. As you know, young, tender, soft, sweet co-ed type Vag is always the best.

So, I spoke to her for about 10 minutes. She was very, very sweet on the phone and sounded oh, so fucking sexy. Lindsey said draping is OPTIONAL, gentlemen. (YES. Thank You God! I got a little backstory from her as well. PM.

Of course, if anyone has already seen this sexy young co-ed. Please, opine.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151

[Eelectri]

Since my ATF fell under the weather I decided to visit my old time fav. Spa Serenety.

Met my old friend Asian Young hard body for an Hr session with a nice table shower and the massage was out f this world!

She took care of all my aches and left very happy.

Will try to go back when time allows.

Thanks again (you know who you r) .

Ee.

[AncientOne]

I went and saw the other Heather listed on the "legit" massage side BP. I think it was pretty much like all the other reviews stated. She was probably a legit LMT at some point and probably did have training for it but you can't help but get the feel that she's become jaded after all the years and now doesn't enjoy her work. I don't think she tries at the massage any more because of a "What's the point? - they all just want the HE anyway" attitude. All the pieces are there for a good time but the lack of interest just makes it not worth repeating. As always, YMMV.

http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

FWIW, I have to agree with the posters below about the other Heather / Christina. Stay away.

Saw her years ago when she was off Fairbanks in Winter Park. One time visit because, as you so eloquently stated, "what's the point -they all just want the HE anyway attitude" turned me off. YMMV yes, but enthusiasm can't be taught!

[Kingforanight]

I went and saw the other Heather listed on the "legit" massage side BP. I think it was pretty much like all the other reviews stated. She was probably a legit LMT at some point and probably did have training for it but you can't help but get the feel that she's become jaded after all the years and now doesn't enjoy her work. I don't think she tries at the massage any more because of a "What's the point? - they all just want the HE anyway" attitude. All the pieces are there for a good time but the lack of interest just makes it not worth repeating. As always, YMMV.

http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

FWIW, I have to agree with the posters below about the other Heather / Christina. Stay away.

[Bjceb]

I saw Christina a few years ago. The massage was weak and forgetful. Brother Quasimodo speaks the truth.

Yes, don't waste your time with this gal. You would be better of throwing money in the wind. I saw her years ago, and her massage was horrible, place was filthy and when I needed to use the bathroom and at first she denied me and acted like I was acting like I was asking for a million dollars and then reluctanly agreed when I told her I was leaving. I don't ever have a problem getting a legit massage, but when you are BS and call it reiki and esalen and use that as an excuse to put no effort at all then you get what you deserve, no customers!

Stay Safe and have fun.

[Taster6969]

I went there the other day and saw the masseuse I think you are referring to at the front desk. When she told me she was the gal I politely declined the massage. I always ask who the masseuse is going to be and then make a judgement as whether to stay or whether to walk. On that occasion, I decided to walk and take the short drive to AGG. Glad I did by the sound of it.

V.

Had same experience no to long ago. Was greeted by an old ugly women who should be retired. Decided not to have the massage and left. Went to AGG and have a good experience with a young girl we had a lot of fun and worth the money. Gave 60 tip. T and see spa needs to hire new and much younger girls. Yuck yuck and two thumbs down for this place.

[Envelope 57]

I saw Christina a few years ago. The massage was weak and forgetful. Brother Quasimodo speaks the truth.

She's baaaaack!

Yup. None other than our local 'rip it off' artist. Christina (Now known as Heather. Just what we always needed. Another crazy Heather).

Newbies. RTFF. Search for Christina. All will be revealed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4285287521.html

[Bjceb]

Stopped in here the other day. Pulled Lee a 30 something with big lungs. Terrible massage with plenty of teasing. Then came the upsell. What the hell is with the AMPs now. Real turnoff, almost left. After plenty of upsell and me not budging we did the standard .40 house fee and .40 tip, got a HE with no roaming and a terrible massage. With Flowers and sister location NT, the standard truth of the matter is that no matter how many times you go there, the only one worth the visit is Lucy!

Enjoy and stay safe.

[WalSTreet]

Hey guys. Posting from my phone. For some reason I can't log on from my laptop.

We may have a new place in Longwood.

Asians for You.

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407-XXX-9198.

Saw it on CL and BP.

Haven't been yet, just sharing the info.

[Quasimodo45]

She's baaaaack!

Yup. None other than our local 'rip it off' artist. Christina (Now known as Heather. Just what we always needed. Another crazy Heather).

Newbies. RTFF. Search for Christina. All will be revealed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4285287521.html

[Viamx]

Decided to check out a totally new place and take a chance. Actually never seen the place before so even better. Very cute Chinese girl came to greet me and I was immediately impressed. Maybe a 9/10 on my scale. Established she was the masseuse and so I talked with her for a minute just to see how the land lied and quickly found out that she was not going to give me anything except a massage which on another day I might have accepted as she was pretty, but not today!

Drove a couple of blocks to the old Touch of Asia 2 and they wanted $90 for an hour and the girl did not appeal to me so that was no dice too. AGG were busy (I did think about Jasmine but decided that today might not be my day so maybe will save it up and try that Asian Flowers place tomorrow.

V.

[Member #4565]

Agree totally with your comments about Jag, BUT don't sell yourself short; Pbwardy02 belongs in the conversation for most insightful, interesting & entertaining poster on the board, IMHO.

And thanks to both of you for posting on Rosea; been VeRRRY curious about her, but for some reason had her pegged as possible LE.

Montana.

Jaguar is hands down the best poster we have on this site. Those that criticize the man are out of their minds and should be banned from this site because the info he provides is accurate, detailed and entertaining.

So based on the Jags recommendation I saw Rosea last week. While my experience was different than his; never forget one of the fundamental rule of our hobby; YMMV

The good:

*Rosea is a clean girl. While the hotel she is at best workable, she keeps her room smelling good and clean
*Phenomenal tits. As jag pointed out, her fun bags are among the best this town has ever seen among providers. If you are a tit man, run to see this young lady
*Her body is on point if you are into curvy women with just a little fat on them. She takes care of herself and has very strong legs which I like in a women
*She is a smart girl. Unlike a lot of providers who are total morons and could not carry a good conversation to save their own lives, Rosea is an educated girl with real goals and aspirations in her life
*She plans on staying in Orlando for a while

The bad:
* At least with me, the full menu was not available. I honestly think I just got her on a bad day and she was not really in the mood. I am certainly no Don Juan but I tend to do ok with getting extras on the menu
* She also alluded to more service comes with a better donation a few times during my visit. Perhaps as her popularity has grown, she is becoming wiser to the business and asking for a bigger donation amount for additional services
* Different people have different taste. I respect my friend jags opinion and thank him for his post; that said, this girl is at very best has a plain Jane face and IMHO looks somewhat like an ogur. I am not attracted to her face whatsoever despite her good body. She is the definition of a butterface if you are into curvy, somewhat BBW
* She would not shut the f**k up about her knowledge of history. I'm trying to get off and this girl keeps going on about her knowledge of american history and her fascination with one of our former leaders of the 19th Century. I seriously felt like telling her to STFU and just talk dirty. I don't have it in me to be mean to girls however and just went along with the session. With that said, if Rosea is in a chatty mood, your session might be a real downer if you don't guide her in the right direction as I should have early on.

Overall, this is a nice girl with a great body if her body type is to your liking. I found her to be annoying despite the fact she was pretty bright. And that face; yeah I can't get past that mug. I won't be seeing her again because of it. YMMV and I think the rates for a good time may have gone up since the jags experience. Half the fun is in the hunt however and I have no regrets. Cheers and be safe out there gents.

[Viamx]

Went to T&see yesterday, I had been there some months ago last year and had a pretty good time with an attractive lady. Arrived yesterday afternoon, pretty quiet there, an older lady (not my type) greeted me and shown me to the room. She was actually my masseuse, so I was kinda bummed already. The massage was actually quite good but there was no extras to be had, not a hint and I didn't pursue it neither. Oh well.

I went there the other day and saw the masseuse I think you are referring to at the front desk. When she told me she was the gal I politely declined the massage. I always ask who the masseuse is going to be and then make a judgement as whether to stay or whether to walk. On that occasion, I decided to walk and take the short drive to AGG. Glad I did by the sound of it.

V.